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My favorite protester (i.imgur.com)

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[–]thegrammarunicorn 5 points6 points ago

It's photoshopped http://i.imgur.com/oKmUR.jpg

[–]ikariamology 2 points3 points ago

And a repost

[–]repost-buster 2 points3 points ago

Possible repost detected, I found the following posts:

title comments points age /r/
when law makers are all men. 220coms 392pts 3mos funny
Cannibals have lots of friends 3coms -6pts 26dys funny
Another reason to support women's rights 93coms 575pts 28dys funny
Oh wow didn't see that coming 3coms 19pts 4mos funny
GREAT NEWS!! Cannibalism, not so bad after all. 16coms 17pts 3mos pics
That's another way to look at abortion 49coms 262pts 1mo funny
Quite a good argument 5coms 7pts 7dys pics
Cannibalism? Only if you swallow. 9coms 117pts 3mos funny
I now support cannibalism 196coms 623pts 3mos funny
Makes Sense? 3coms 2pts 1mo funny
... and 1 more

This is an automated message. Not a repost? Powered by Karmadecay

[–]Twotest 0 points1 point ago

Beat you by 3 minutes.

[–]repost-buster 1 point2 points ago

My owner only allows me to check for new posts every 30 minutes.

[–]Twotest 1 point2 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
when law makers are all men. 220coms 392pts 3mos funny
Cannibals have lots of friends 3coms -6pts 26dys funny
Another reason to support women's rights 93coms 575pts 28dys funny
Oh wow didn't see that coming 3coms 19pts 4mos funny
GREAT NEWS!! Cannibalism, not so bad after all. 16coms 17pts 3mos pics
That's another way to look at abortion 49coms 262pts 1mo funny
Quite a good argument 5coms 7pts 7dys pics
Cannibalism? Only if you swallow. 9coms 117pts 3mos funny
I now support cannibalism 196coms 623pts 3mos funny
Makes Sense? 3coms 2pts 1mo funny
Good Point 5coms 11pts 3mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]youmightnotknow 0 points1 point ago

repost or not.. She does look hungry... :\

[–]Wyrmser 0 points1 point ago

Obviously photoshopped, look how similar the letters look

[–]funnul -2 points-1 points ago

The woman has a point.

[–]Jakasaurus 5 points6 points ago

Actually if you knew anything about biology then you would know that this photoshopped statement makes no point whatsoever.

[–]Demonweed 0 points1 point ago

Actually, zygotes and sperm are both microscopic phenomena that would severely degrade the concept of humanity if treated as human beings. It may be heartwarming for some to think that the process of sperm and egg fusing is blessed by an invisible unmeasurable spark of holy magic, but what really makes us human beings is much more amazing than ancient superstition. Absolute opposition to all pregnancy termination is indeed as insane as treating every fap like a new Holocaust. The fact that strange men in fancy hats insist otherwise should not influence the laws of a secular government.

[–]Jakasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Ahh such a pleasant individual you must be writing off all those people who believe different as superstitious etc. Saying a zygote degrades the concept of humanity if it were treated as human is the most pretentious and outrageously stupid thing I have ever heard. Seriously are you fucking stupid or did you just spend hours struggling to come up with the most inane yet pretentious thing you could possibly say?

Even many doctors and scientists are unclear as to when life actually begins so to say its "insane" to oppose all pregnancy termination does nothing but show what a close minded cunt you are.

After reading your statement of what amounts to hate for all those who hold different beliefs than you I can only say I wish rather than being born you had ended up as a haploid cell in your fathers sock.

[–]hopsinduo 0 points1 point ago

Looks like some1 is being a swearasaurus rex! Mummy is going to be very angry when she hears how naughty you've been today!

[–]Demonweed 1 point2 points ago

"When does life begin?" is the kind of question only someone with a pre-teen's understanding of sexuality could ask with a straight face. Sperm is alive. Eggs are a live. Life never begins, it simply continues (or not) as circumstances dictate. There is no lack of clarity here. Aside from Drs. Ron and Rand Paul, it is hard to imagine an M.D. who is fuzzy on the concept that life breeds life and it really only "begins" ~2 billion years ago in a pool of tidal sludge.

Holding different beliefs on this issue is not a matter of an earnest and competent mind investigating the subject and coming to a different conclusion about to what extent a microscopic clump of cells is a human being. It is a matter of weak-minded fools engaged in willful self-deception and/or too far removed from mental competence to see why a question like "when does life begin" has zero bearing on the reproductive process. I'm sure you could do better if you tried. Especially if you are the sort to imagine your capacity for honesty and rational thinking are God-given gifts, I have to wonder why you would take a great big steaming dump all over those gifts in favor of wallowing in ignorance and/or lies.

[–]Ihonestlyjusthateyou 0 points1 point ago

You know, you seem awfully passionate about this, it's kind of odd seeing someone call another person a cunt for disagreeing on a widely debated subject.

Although in all honesty I find it adorable that you have the ability to extrapolate all of these things about this person based solely on one post they've made. but besides that, you're post is deeply flawed, and here's why.

You do not respond to anything he's said with reasons you don't believe that, or reason's you do. You don't bring a single thing to this conversation, you're basically the drunken guy in the bar yelling at random people because they're angry about something.

Drink some tea and try to make an actual argument instead of just being that guy.

EDIT: actually it seems after looking through the rest of your posts you are that guy, you'll always be that guy. The hateful slob who has no real thoughts or opinions.

[–]Jakasaurus 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate your long well thought out post. My response is shut the fuck up cunt.

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