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[–]bumblebeesscareme 17 points18 points ago

Gabe Newell, you sly son of a gun. What a marvellous way to confirm it!

[–]sykoson 23 points24 points ago

that's how you tag rednecks so you can release them back into the wild

[–]demonshalo 2 points3 points ago

HAHHAHAAH

[–]DockToKman 0 points1 point ago

You little pesky boy. Made me laugh out loud at my office. God it is so funny!

[–]Ragnalypse -3 points-2 points ago

You fat pedophile. DIAF

[–]DockToKman -1 points0 points ago

Sorry. I'm not interested in underaged males, neither other men. I have wife that i love and care about. You should know that you are being an asshole with your comment.

[–]Ragnalypse 0 points1 point ago

"little pesky boy"

Pedophile. Kill yourself.

[–]DockToKman -1 points0 points ago

I don't know what is your problem. But i aren't a pedophile. And i'm not going to take my life away by doing suicide.

[–]theproskier 4 points5 points ago

FOR DALE

[–]bunwrong 0 points1 point ago

...are you from Ithaca?

[–]theproskier 0 points1 point ago

yes.

[–]bunwrong 0 points1 point ago

eeeeeeeeeeeaaaaooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww! dale call

[–]Bizzatch 5 points6 points ago

Stay classy Nascar.

[–]DrHawk144 4 points5 points ago

I see your crappy 3 and raise you a hair-jersey.

http://i.imgur.com/qKnel.jpg

[–]AMindBlown 2 points3 points ago

I don't really like NASCAR all that much, but I have made respect for #3. R.I.P.

[–]psychoknight 0 points1 point ago

This would be from the track near my house... Bristol

[–]MrF33 1 point2 points ago

Possibly the best race track in 'murica. Love racing at Bristol

[–]artoink -1 points0 points ago

America is not only the world's leader is NASCAR, but also NASTRUCK.

[–]macguffing 0 points1 point ago

America, fuck ye...oh god I can't do it. That's just nasty

[–]BrendanH117 1 point2 points ago

As a mobile redditor this link was impossible to click

[–]The420Turtle 1 point2 points ago

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

[–]thepoisonpoo 0 points1 point ago

[–]Servizio -1 points0 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Blee10 1 point2 points ago

Prince Albert?

[–]turkjurk 0 points1 point ago

This guy is a real tres-ure

[–]DemonicXfat 1 point2 points ago

'merica'

[–]scofmb 0 points1 point ago

for a moment i though you were talking Half Life 3

[–]eff_bawmb 0 points1 point ago

Fat guy with the number 3 on his back? HL3 confirmed.

[–]lilnas313 0 points1 point ago

Imagine the conversation he had with his wife for this creation to come into existence.

[–]funnystuff97 0 points1 point ago

That moment when you are redditing on your iphone, and you can't click the link because it is too small.

[–]funny_haha 0 points1 point ago

me: its sachmo. Friend: the trumpet player? me:no, the monster.

[–]altanic 0 points1 point ago

I can't help but think that it wasn't deliberate... more likely, its just the result of a case of hamm's, some duct tape, a blow torch and a daring bet

[–]revel5150 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.... oh! hah. It's his IQ. I see now.

[–]JD397 0 points1 point ago

4

[–]DENelson83 1 point2 points ago

5!

[–]JD397 0 points1 point ago

6?

[–]rewrewsuh 0 points1 point ago

only at nascar.

[–]LegendMerry 0 points1 point ago

Waiting for half life I see.

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

Nice alpaca sweater there.