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[–]jrmints 304 points305 points ago

Someone had to do it: http://imgur.com/gOZ16

[–]tonight__you 179 points180 points ago

Even more self-loathing: http://i.imgur.com/4XpjW.jpg

[–]PissUpaRope 102 points103 points ago

[–]acephreak 123 points124 points ago

[–]100_points 25 points26 points ago

Ok for some reason that one actually cracked me up.

[–]isntjameson 2 points3 points ago

I lost it completely.

[–]Steams 11 points12 points ago

We must go deeper

[–]9bit 40 points41 points ago

[–]dinnerdewinner 8 points9 points ago

[–]justifiesactions 1 point2 points ago

I think you capped it

[–]Flytch 3 points4 points ago

Nicely done.

[–]Hughtub 26 points27 points ago

It's just so fucking funny. I imagine a rotting, stinking pile of lasagna right at that spot, what a fucking psychopath. Every day he bakes a lasagna, dumps it on the pile and blames the empty cube of water. I'd like several more days of this, show him becoming skin and bones as he dumps his meals on the floor.

[–]StealthSpheesSheip 6 points7 points ago

All my garfeels

[–]Osvalt 20 points21 points ago

Inspired by garfieldminusgarfield ?

[–]Von_Dredd 62 points63 points ago

Nah, bro, total coincidence.

[–]Osvalt 2 points3 points ago

Actually I pretty much just wanted to help people who wouldn't get the reference. But fuck me, right?

[–]Von_Dredd 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, shame on me for making a joke.

[–]Osvalt 0 points1 point ago

Well, that got weird pretty quickly.

Ok, so, no hard feelings here, I don't want to argue with anyone tonight, especially over something that insignificant.

[–]WalrusRid3r 2 points3 points ago

Butt fuck me right?

[–]keyes777 1 point2 points ago

Nice

[–]jcbarkley 597 points598 points ago

[–]Friedgerbil55 211 points212 points ago

Why not garfeel

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 119 points120 points ago

[–]Friedgerbil55 81 points82 points ago

[–]Herpinderpitee 61 points62 points ago

[–]aceair 33 points34 points ago

[–]Jazzminkey 25 points26 points ago

[–]Friedgerbil55 15 points16 points ago

[–]Sparklelord_ 12 points13 points ago

"feel" doesn't look like a real word any more.

[–]Friedgerbil55 38 points39 points ago

[–]Anaphylatic 14 points15 points ago

[–]Nick51705 11 points12 points ago

Pooky!

[–]huggableplum 6 points7 points ago

Pedobear face. Nice.

[–]IntoTheCheese 20 points21 points ago

[–]Friedgerbil55 32 points33 points ago

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[–]ShahpEleven 25 points26 points ago

My download folder thanks you both.

[–]elukebrown 8 points9 points ago

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[–]trampus1 13 points14 points ago

I wonder why they used Pusheen, like there's no pictures of Garfield available.

[–]spiral527 39 points40 points ago

This is what I thought at first.

[–]Herp-DE-lerp 212 points213 points ago

Am I the only one that thinks this is actually kind of depressing?

[–]BrawnyBarney 76 points77 points ago

It's like season two of Wilfred when shit starts to get real.

[–]Akiba89 44 points45 points ago

You mean the season that isnt on netflix yet? :(

[–]BrawnyBarney 28 points29 points ago

If you're implying this was a spoiler, all I said was shit gets real. But if you are simply saying you're sad it's not on Netflix, then I will cry openly with you because I am just as sad.

[–]Akiba89 12 points13 points ago

the latter. besides shit STARTED getting real in the last like... 2 minutes of the season one finale.

lets cry, friend.

[–]calllllllback 2 points3 points ago

Yes, it's a spolier! If things get really boring, I only want to know after investing 8 hours into watching the season. GOD, the nerve of some people, telling me that shows that I like get interesting.

[–]MauricioSnchz 5 points6 points ago

mirawilfred.com It has subtitles in Spanish but you can deactivate them :)

[–]majicpowaz 0 points1 point ago

Awesome. I'm halfway through season 1. That sneakers episode is ridiculous...

[–]xtfftc 19 points20 points ago

Garfield Minus Garfield is depressing.

[–]DefinitelyPositive 38 points39 points ago

Have you ever read Garfield without Garfield, man? It's Garfield comics with Garfield removed. They are amazingly horrible and depressing because it's just... Jon.

Behold:

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

[–]AwesomeMcPants 11 points12 points ago

Aaaaaand it's gone.

EDIT: It's back, and this is blowing my fucking mind right now: http://24.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5e191sm7muz2Deo_500.gif

[–]BIG_JUICY_TITTIEZ 1 point2 points ago

It makes Jon seem depressed and lonely and mildly autistic/schizophrenic sometimes.

[–]TriforceFace 5 points6 points ago

He just wants a friend.

That eel has no idea how important he is in that poor man's life.

[–]xmsxms 1 point2 points ago

That's why it's gar-feel... it hits you right in the feel.

At least that's what I was expecting when I read the title.

[–]ChuckieFister 5 points6 points ago

Poor John is having a tough time since Garfield passed

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xtfftc 5 points6 points ago

I dunno, the first ~30 years were pretty funny.

[–]godill 0 points1 point ago

As depressing as people making up shit and then posting about it here for karma.

[–]MorningHaze 25 points26 points ago

Telekinesis!

[–]Acolyte666 1 point2 points ago

Guys try to impress me at bars and didn't know I was TK. I used to keep their quarters down. One guy popped a blood vessel in his eye he tried so hard.

[–]lolyouidiot 18 points19 points ago

He's a metal bender!

[–]arbiterbear 4 points5 points ago

Pocket whale precursor?

[–]alphawimp731 2 points3 points ago

I literally lol'd myself to tears over this and can't figure out why. Good on you man!

[–]HaggarShoes 243 points244 points ago

Obligatory link to Garfield Minus Garfield. Check it out if you haven't before. An example here

[–]MartinGlow 168 points169 points ago

Man. Most of those are just depressing.

[–]SlickRex 129 points130 points ago

John's existential crisis.

[–]halloni 98 points99 points ago

Its like the years after John lost garlfield, he doesn't want to let it go.

Motivating himself is just routine now.

[–]atalkingfish 19 points20 points ago

Garlfield?

[–]halloni 31 points32 points ago

Just read it like I'm drunk.

[–]farceur318 40 points41 points ago

Not as depressing as 3eanuts which is all Peanuts strips with the final panel removed. Some of them are haunting.

[–]herman4 19 points20 points ago

[–]zendofzwrld 8 points9 points ago

this one is also about the skating girl.

[–]Zeydon 2 points3 points ago

This is amazing, thank you.

[–]HaggarShoes 1 point2 points ago

Well then. That's haunting.

[–]twas_now 1 point2 points ago

We have come full circle.

[–]twispy 7 points8 points ago

This is my favorite.

[–]Ekanselttar 0 points1 point ago

Kind of like regular Garfield.

[–]Drasha1 94 points95 points ago

[–]Butthole_Scientist 13 points14 points ago

It always works!

[–]braised_diaper_shit 16 points17 points ago

The pitfalls of meth abuse.

[–]labmansteve 3 points4 points ago

I laughed way to much at that...

[–]HaggarShoes 1 point2 points ago

Bravo.

[–]cycada 34 points35 points ago

[–]HaggarShoes 10 points11 points ago

Looking at what Garfield adds to the conversations, it's amazing to think that such random and often incoherent actions take Jon from being in an existential crisis, to being in a kooky sitcom style life.

[–]gilbertsmith 1 point2 points ago

I still read Garfield comics in Lorenzo Music's voice..

[–]twas_now 14 points15 points ago

[–]HaggarShoes 6 points7 points ago

Somehow, while the absurdity remains, some of the despair, for some reason, has disappeared in this version. Thanks for linking this.

[–]herman4 9 points10 points ago

I love Garfield minus Garfield but I can only read a few before becoming depressed -_-

[–]oishiinigiri 2 points3 points ago

I bought the book of it for my brother a few years ago. Best gift ever.

[–]Captain_Meatshield 3 points4 points ago

Don't forget Garfield as Garfield.

[–]HaggarShoes 1 point2 points ago

They just keep coming. TIL. Thanks good sir/madam.

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

Let's not forget live action Garfield

[–]HaggarShoes 1 point2 points ago

Ha. First time seeing this. Pretty good.

[–]Crumpetbutt 1 point2 points ago

February 25th was a very sad day for Jon

[–]deja-vu-comment 53 points54 points ago

[–]uncoiledspaghetti 2 points3 points ago

The drawing reminds me of SuperJail

[–]nogswarth 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for linking the source, this guy needs more attention. His comics are fantastic.

[–]lunitabonita 0 points1 point ago

This Patrick Alexander fellow seems to be suffering from some sort of severe mental illness. It makes for some pretty awesome comics!

[–]IronOxide42 -1 points0 points ago

I find each and every one of these immensely difficult to fap to.

[–]magictoenail 0 points1 point ago

i like this

[–]tarro 14 points15 points ago

MORE GARFEEL

I need more

[–]Momordicas 28 points29 points ago

Does anyone know why Garfield likes lasagna so much anyway?

[–]oldtimemachine 60 points61 points ago

"Garfield is an orange, fuzzy, tabby cat born in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant (later revealed in the television special Garfield: His 9 Lives to be Mama Leoni's Italian Restaurant) and immediately ate all the pasta and lasagna in sight, thus developing his love and obsession for lasagna and pizza. " [x]

[–]ColbyTheDog 16 points17 points ago

Holy shit.

[–]RoMoBandit 14 points15 points ago

I did not expect that level of origin story for Garfield.

[–]abledanger 14 points15 points ago

If only he put that much thought into the actual comic.

[–]franktinsley 12 points13 points ago

That's pretty gross that a kitchen not only has cats running around in it but they're giving birth in there as well.

[–]CommanderCooper 4 points5 points ago

Garfield: "Wow, I must have broken a few eating records." Grampa: "Not to mention a few health codes."

[–]passion4pizza 1 point2 points ago

my thoughts exactly

[–]SaintMort 4 points5 points ago

I own that TV Special. It's horrifying. It's 9 stories of how Garfield has died throughout history using up his 9 lives.

[–]haiku_robot 23 points24 points ago

Does anyone know 
why Garfield likes lasagna 
so much anyway?

[–]TalksToYourself 2 points3 points ago

Good one haikubot!

[–]ZombieAcademy 7 points8 points ago

The character was designed to be as appealing and marketable as possible, so it really isn't any deeper than Jim Davis decided a fat cat who hates Mondays would sell the most merchandise. Story wise he was born in an Italian restaurant and ate all the pasta, hence developing a love for lasagna.

[–]ColbyTheDog 1 point2 points ago

Mondays are ruining this country.

[–]Dralun 1 point2 points ago

That is why we must rise up as an united species and get rid of Mondays! 6 day weeks are the way to go!

[–]inthedrink 0 points1 point ago

I don't think he means what you think he means.

[–]SucksAtFormatting 6 points7 points ago

It's just his trademark.

[–]fredsface 1 point2 points ago

It's like Sonic liking Chili Dogs

[–]RevRound 3 points4 points ago

I dont think it really has a point other than its just a thing that supposed to be funny. You see he is a cat and LOVES lasagna, that is so hilarious.....

Pretty much sums up the humor of the comic

[–]Momordicas 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for the legitimate comment ;)

[–]BalboaBaggins 0 points1 point ago

The actual explanation is that Jim Davis originally made his favorite food pizza, but pizza takes longer to draw than that box of lasagna so he changed it.

[–]plazmamuffin 1 point2 points ago

Seriously where is the comedy in that??

[–]Momordicas 4 points5 points ago

It was a question. I was curious where the origin was.

[–]plazmamuffin 1 point2 points ago

I was adding to your question

[–]dat_fish_cray 6 points7 points ago

Not as good as Gar-Feel

[–]labmansteve 9 points10 points ago

Seriously? Nobody bosted the XKCD yet?

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 3 points4 points ago

how did you do that upside down p?

[–]lahdeefuckingdahforu 5 points6 points ago

Look at all the cool shit i can do.

6

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d b q p

[–]iceman78772 0 points1 point ago

69 Finally makes sense...

[–]labmansteve 0 points1 point ago

Like this. b

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 0 points1 point ago

sorcery

[–]captain9 2 points3 points ago

[–]AwesomeMcPants 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, he's actually updating again?

Sigh... I know this is old, I'm referring to the main website.

[–]lyinsteve -2 points-1 points ago

8 years ago.

[–]jaxmp -2 points-1 points ago

Update (01-26-04)

yes

[–]goeasyonme 4 points5 points ago

talk about bad joke eel.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

Still not as good as realfield

[–]libertarianator 6 points7 points ago

I don't get it

[–]bfflaalz 12 points13 points ago

In the normal Garfield comics, Garfield is a cat who always eats lasagna, much to the fury of Jon. However, in this comic, Garfield is an eel, who is unable to eat the lasagna. Jon is so used to Garfield eating the lasagna that he is most likely trying to fill the void left by Garf-eel by dumping out the lasagna and pretending Garf-eel ate it

[–]libertarianator 8 points9 points ago

O ok thanks I understood it I just didn't find it funny.

[–]TonyEatsCats 3 points4 points ago

All these Garfeels..

[–]Ayjlm 0 points1 point ago

A sad way to fill the void

[–]KitchitiKipi 0 points1 point ago

Hmmm...this reminds me, i need to check if they found art garfunkel yet

[–]DiscordianStooge 0 points1 point ago

Art Garkunkeel?

[–]KitchitiKipi 0 points1 point ago

what?

[–]DiscordianStooge 1 point2 points ago

Garf-eel. Art Garfunk-eel.

That's as far as I'm willing to go here.

[–]Phaazoid 1 point2 points ago

This is from eegra. they have some fucked up comics

[–]jakpro 1 point2 points ago

Jon didn't take Garfields passing well...

[–]IronMaidenPwnz 0 points1 point ago

What is that, sauceless + cheeseless lasagna?

[–]thegiantanteater1000 0 points1 point ago

This is defiantly in a parallel universe

[–]bfflaalz 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have the edited one where Jon dumps the lasagna into the fishtank and Garf-eel dies?

[–]R0mme1 0 points1 point ago

If you don't get it, don't worry it is just Bad Joke Garfeel

[–]ladybuoy 0 points1 point ago

Lasagna Cat is way better.

[–]The__Erlking 0 points1 point ago

I'm posting here simply so I can come back later when you all haven't overloaded every link in the thread with page requests.

[–]DCarse 1 point2 points ago

did he just dump that shit on the floor and blame Garf-eel?

[–]nara90 1 point2 points ago

[–]mensty 1 point2 points ago

[–]Awesomeclaw 0 points1 point ago

My only wish is that one day, even if just for one single second, I am as happy as that eel.

[–]Gillo_ 0 points1 point ago

doesn't it bother anyone else that the eel is swimming outside of the aquarium?

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 0 points1 point ago

late to the jim davis bashin' party, but i'd just like to introduce anyone who hasn't already come across the series to Orson's Farm.

orson's farm is brilliant and layered. its cast is a motley crew of hilarious anomalies including but not limited to a male motherhen pig, a precocious, half hatched egg, a panaphobic duck (scared -- amongst other things -- of water), and a bad tempered sheep named lanolin (dickensian, to say the least).

give it a try. you might love it.

[–]2773625 -1 points0 points ago

punchline in the title :)

[–]Chungadoop 0 points1 point ago

I for one, want more Garf-eel. I also want more Garf-eel minus Garf-eel.

[–]Teffus 1 point2 points ago

I'll just leave this here... http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

[–]sharperguy 0 points1 point ago

My brain is now spinning like the eel

[–]sh0ch 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE GARFEEL SO MUCH

[–]wapplejack 0 points1 point ago

1000/1000 about garfield

[–]fucking_leverpostej 0 points1 point ago

According to the comments thus far, I seem to be the only one that's very upset over the fact that the corners of the fish tank doesn't overlay the eel properly.

[–]Chazzey_dude 0 points1 point ago

I don't care that I've seen it before, I've upvoted it in the past, I'll upvote it in the future.

[–]deadphishcheez4 0 points1 point ago

We need the comic about Simon and Garfunk-eel

[–]genjutsu01 0 points1 point ago

Reeee-post!

[–]joshthehappy 0 points1 point ago

And the same reply i always give when this gets reposted: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[–]psyfive 0 points1 point ago

That eel looks happy as fuck.

[–]Crazaed 1 point2 points ago

[–]JediMasterSam 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Garf-eel! 209coms 1251pts 11hrs funny
Garf-eel. 117coms 649pts 1yr funny
Garf-Eel 19coms 537pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]jiiiveturkay 0 points1 point ago

How does this get so many up votes and none of my posts get shit?!

[–]vulpes_occulta 0 points1 point ago

John has some serious problems now...

[–]djicebergus 0 points1 point ago

I know that gar-feel, bro

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[–]Legaben 10 points11 points ago

He throws it away, are you retarded