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[–]mopery9 85 points86 points ago

[–]Neverend 10 points11 points ago

Upvotes for Bird

[–]bagada -3 points-2 points ago

Big Bird?

[–]Neverend 0 points1 point ago

Upper end of the height range for small guard but lower end for power forward.

[–]mortiphago 0 points1 point ago

dont you know about the bird?

[–]rebop 5 points6 points ago

I heard it's the word.

[–]bagada 0 points1 point ago

Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

[–]crusoe 25 points26 points ago

"Growing a beard", named after Riker's appearance starting season 2, is the opposite of "Jumps the shark", it is used to "The time when a show begins to hit its stride, and starts becoming good'

[–]goodbye9hello10 108 points109 points ago

[–]Mr_Helix 145 points146 points ago

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 58 points59 points ago

What's up with her jaw?

[–]tbunreal68 29 points30 points ago

I don't know, but I'm not sure how Will's other glasses didn't get sucked into its orbit.

[–]FancySkink 22 points23 points ago

[–]renegadeofunk 11 points12 points ago

She looks like a character from The Mask.

[–]jettrscga 2 points3 points ago

She's got some crazy underbite. But that's okay because if I remember correctly, bitch was evil in that episode.

[–]esmooth 71 points72 points ago

[–]EugeneMJC 65 points66 points ago

[–]Chazzey_dude 0 points1 point ago

You're right! Don't let Nerfherder tell you any different!

[–]my-little-pwny 0 points1 point ago

that gif is looped so well

[–]smells_like_gravy 1 point2 points ago

Hell yeah. Jack fucking Nicholson.

[–]iliketurtl3s 18 points19 points ago

dat shadow

[–]TitaniumNation 44 points45 points ago

[–]dylanroo 21 points22 points ago

Goddamn that took too* long

[–]ErikaLGBT 2 points3 points ago

You dropped this -> o

[–]dylanroo 0 points1 point ago

Edited, Thanks

[–]karltee 7 points8 points ago

Okay, I'm new to these sort of things so why are always a theme of sunglasses with the "deal with it" gifs?

[–]EatBeets 3 points4 points ago

I usually check this place.

[–]ubermechspaceman 1 point2 points ago

i suppose its to do with the fact that wearing sunglasses makes you cool*

therefore you are too cool for other people

*no confirmed source.

[–]mortiphago 4 points5 points ago

i can confirm this

[–]ThisOpenFist 0 points1 point ago

It's from Something Awful Forums. One of their emoticons is that brown dog. Not sure where the glasses came from.

[–]AnAngryPirate 0 points1 point ago

[–]Patrickfoster 5 points6 points ago

His hands...

[–]iceman78772 0 points1 point ago

You don't like the Snoiper?

[–]StealthSpheesSheip 0 points1 point ago

Dat sloth

[–]Buck_Naykid -2 points-1 points ago

Came here to post this...thank you humorous stranger

[–]Paatos 24 points25 points ago

[–]Rain12913 5 points6 points ago

That made my eyes water.

[–]breaking3po 9 points10 points ago

cuts off way too quickly

[–]muglecruzle 3 points4 points ago

Best one I seen so far of these posts. I died.

[–]mortiphago 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]Ryvienna 13 points14 points ago

My mom was trying to tell me about an episode of Star Trek she really liked, and, when describing this character she said, "the really sexy one with the beard.. you know, Picard's #1!"

[–]Quinny86 7 points8 points ago

That's pretty much exactly how I described him when I didn't know his name.

[–]titykaka 12 points13 points ago

[–]pranish 12 points13 points ago

Still the best gif, period. The TNG font is what seals it for me.

[–]Abscurat 9 points10 points ago

Riker S02-07 > Riker S01

[–]dexterduck 6 points7 points ago

That parkour goat is mesmerizing.

[–]DrChimp 2 points3 points ago

Oh god the goat one. I choked on my water. Fuck.

[–]goonie_goo_goo 18 points19 points ago

[–]punchbricks 32 points33 points ago

[–]ubermechspaceman 8 points9 points ago

looks like a hatless notch

[–]Chazzey_dude 9 points10 points ago

Notch doesn't come in a hatless version.

Take away the hat; take away the Notch.

[–]codyonthebass 2 points3 points ago

I completely agree. This just took the title for me.

[–]cloacamassima 6 points7 points ago

[–]dcamer 13 points14 points ago

First gif on Reddit I have ever saved for later. Well done.

[–]MrNewking 126 points127 points ago

[–]IgotCHRISTinMYlife 14 points15 points ago

I always smile and watch this all the way through even though I've seen it a million times.

[–]WeGotOpportunity 3 points4 points ago

It always really stresses me out, I'm holding my breath for its entire duration waiting for something to happen

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 3 points4 points ago

Welcome to the motherfucking Internet. I'll be your motherfucking guide.

[–]Ragelova123 1 point2 points ago

This is the first time I've seen you out of /r/homestuck.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 0 points1 point ago

Huh, weird. But yeah, I frequent /r/homestuck, /r/gaming, /r/funny and /r/borderlands more than any other subreddits. I am legitimately surprised that you haven't seen me out here before; I spend a lot of time around here

I still find it so damn neat that people recognize me from around he place. I've been warned that a growing reputation is a hazard; but I really like known by people from other subs.

[/irrelevant rant]

[–]NuclearPotatoes -1 points0 points ago

This cancer brought a warm, soothing feeling to my right leg

[–]K_Lurks6 -2 points-1 points ago

I wish I had more up votes for you sir

[–]Cuznatch -4 points-3 points ago

That gif just never stupid giffing!

[–]Ryanismeyes 15 points16 points ago

[–]rashado 10 points11 points ago

guys. i quit my job, moved out of the city i've lived in for the longest period of time in my life consecutively (8 years). got rid of my apartment, sold all my shit and all i have left of my old life is 2 suitcases a guitar and my beard. i moved to dubai to look for a better job and my overly controlling desi dad saw my beard and since that moment at the airport and every moment since he has been relentlessly telling me i have to shave it off to look more presentable. i saw this .gif and now rather then get stressed i just laugh to myself as this runs on repeat in my mind and wait for my dad to tire himself out. thank you.

[–]madrespex 2 points3 points ago

lol you say desi dad like everyone is gonna understand.

[–]snoogans235 0 points1 point ago

Every time I watch it all I can hear is a kasching!

[–]Articunozard 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait to use this.

[–]Face_Like_An_Onion 1 point2 points ago

He looks naked without that sexy beard.

[–]fexion 0 points1 point ago

The moustache ... it's alive O_O

[–]interferens 0 points1 point ago

"Deal" with it? That beard was so good that Kate Mulgrew wanted Janeway to sport one exactly like it.

[–]Drag0nsl4y3r14 0 points1 point ago

Don't mind me, just leaving a comment so that if I ever need a deal with it gif, I'll have a library to choose from.

[–]ManiacalV 0 points1 point ago

Still the best portable beards (courtesy of James Lipton from Inside the Actor's Studio):

Catfight

Clippy clippy clip clop and princess pussywillow, The Honeysuckle Twins

Texting a pic of his junk

She'll never taste nuts

[–]Delfishie 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly Xanatos...

[–]katypage1992 0 points1 point ago

haha, this is amazing!

[–]Quilxe 0 points1 point ago

Beards make everything better.

[–]chrisapplewhite 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, the worst person to call out on reposting is the guy with all the "deal with it" gifs.

[–]Stockton_Bomb 0 points1 point ago

My favorite one is from this commercial where the guy draws the glasses on the screen. Anyone have it?

[–]BoColdBlooded 1 point2 points ago

This is by far my most favorite piece of the Internet. Thank you for this.

[–]nps530 -4 points-3 points ago

[–]freddydiamante 0 points1 point ago

This is amazing. However, as a non-Trekkie can someone share who this guy is?

[–]Crysalim 3 points4 points ago

I can't believe this is a thing. But it's a beautiful one.

[–]Engineer_daddy91 8 points9 points ago

Commander Riker, First officer of the USS Enterprise.

[–]nikomo 5 points6 points ago

A fucking badass.

[–]PlexxT 3 points4 points ago

Jonathan Frakes

[–]Sakiel 0 points1 point ago

Brought a tear to my eye.

[–]hobo_shinobi 12 points13 points ago

Riker goes from silly frat boy to weathered sea captain with just a little facial hair. I only hope I can be as distinguished when I hit my 30's and beyond.

[–]accidentchildren -4 points-3 points ago

Without the beard, he kinda looks like Jim from The Office.

[–]new_to_the_game 6 points7 points ago

Jim from the office looks like him before the beard

FTFY

[–]accidentchildren 1 point2 points ago

True... very true.

[–]bitchesandsake -1 points0 points ago

I think this is one of my favorites.. it's on the longer side

[–]Literalwarlord 0 points1 point ago

Whats Wheezy Waiter Doing on star trek?