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[–]haadrak 91 points92 points ago

Its very simple. Pokeballs always shrink down really small (you see it in the anime). Now look at this.

[–]Kaitar 29 points30 points ago

what...am I looking at exactly...?

EDIT: -blushes- I-I...oh. ...I get it now...

[–]bigbigpure1 26 points27 points ago

facepalm

[–]Vaskre 23 points24 points ago

You're new around here, huh?

[–]Kaitar 11 points12 points ago

haha yeah, somewhat new to reddit, with quite a lot of innocence left in me it seems.

[–]Vaskre 9 points10 points ago

Don't worry, we'll get rid of that right quick. =P Just hop on over to /r/spacedicks (No, I take it back. Don't.)

[–]PolarbearUnderwear 15 points16 points ago

reddit for a long time now. Never been to spacedicks. never will.

[–]Reflexlon 6 points7 points ago

Its really not even a 4 on the 0-10 scale of holy shit.

[–]PolarbearUnderwear 6 points7 points ago

You just say that to make me look. I refuse!

[–]new_to_the_game 6 points7 points ago

stay away...you'll be glad you did

[–]Time_and_a_half 6 points7 points ago

It's just a reddit circle jerk thing, like how amnesia the videogame is really scary, louis c.k. is god, and spacedicks is soo omg wtf

[–]Jutsy 1 point2 points ago

I am very interested in what qualifies as 8-10. Please indulge me.

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

there's gore on spacedicks. that's pretty much worse than anything else there. imo, the neo-nazi beheading was probably a good 9-10 of holy fucking shit to me. i watched the whole straight faced but something changed inside me after watching a nazi cut off a jews head with a combat knife.

[–]HiveMindNotMe 0 points1 point ago

I went there once but there was nothing, I think they might just started it or I misspelled the URL. I can't say I'm not happy about it. Maybe my brain just won't allow me to remember, to keep me safe.

[–]CiscoCertified 0 points1 point ago

*been

[–]PolarbearUnderwear 1 point2 points ago

all that german at school has ruined my head.

[–]eleze 1 point2 points ago

thanks, new favorite subreddit.

[–]Master7432 1 point2 points ago

He's lying. 2040 Comment Karma over 6+ months is NOT being new...

[–]Vaskre 1 point2 points ago

You think someone would actually do that? Just... go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]arasmussen 8 points9 points ago

anal beads

[–]Kaitar 7 points8 points ago

...I...............................................................oh. th-thanks.

[–]Kaitar 0 points1 point ago

hahaha, that made me chuckle. Thanks. I usually don't watch Family Guy, but its got some pretty good moments sometimes.

[–]Deadly_Lust 0 points1 point ago

We all know whats going on here...

[–]williamwzl 4 points5 points ago

What if they click while you're storing them and then they expand while inside.

[–]Mjolnirium 6 points7 points ago

All the better to please you with

[–]shocker360 1 point2 points ago

Maybe women put them in their purse, the naughty purse.

[–]epicbluebird1[S] 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there shocker XD

[–]powernode 0 points1 point ago

XD

[–]Cuznatch 0 points1 point ago

Nice URL

[–]A_British_Gentleman 131 points132 points ago

THEY KEEP THEM IN THEIR BIKINI TOP, LIKE WOMEN KEEP MONEY IN THEIR BRA WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE POCKETS OR A PURSE.

JESUS CHRIST

[–]hackmiester 35 points36 points ago

You don't think that would look a bit strange?

[–]XandG 24 points25 points ago

all lumpy and such

[–]Pakarido 2 points3 points ago

Lemme tell ya.

[–]Tattooedwolf -1 points0 points ago

I shut the song off right at that point. I did not let him tell me. Fuck the police!

[–]Galebaby 1 point2 points ago

The people over at /r/unacceptable(NSFW) don't a problem with lumps.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 1 point2 points ago

Yeaaaaa-no.

[–]Baconing_Narwhal -4 points-3 points ago

I thought it would be lumpy boobs. I was left disappointed.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 3 points4 points ago

Lumpy boobs are generally something you should get checked out.

[–]Baconing_Narwhal -3 points-2 points ago

DM;SB

[–]Darth2132 3 points4 points ago

Maybe they have tiny boobies.

[–]A_British_Gentleman 11 points12 points ago

And fishing around in your vagina to find the correct pokéball isn't?

[–]ProlificAlias 0 points1 point ago

Upboat for you sir

[–]MacFatty 5 points6 points ago

Twist is, all girls in pokemon are flatchested.

[–]Nerfherder32 2 points3 points ago

Have you seen May?

[–]MacFatty 0 points1 point ago

She has a belt thing for pokeballs.

[–]epicbluebird1[S] 1 point2 points ago

Like multiple bump coming out and also jingle when they run.

[–]Sarria22 18 points19 points ago

[–]A_British_Gentleman 6 points7 points ago

I was thinking more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5REgOnA11zQ

[–]Epsilon2420 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea why, but I found that really funny.

[–]pspkicks316 0 points1 point ago

Wtf is this from, I've seen this before

[–]postitnote 2 points3 points ago

Some people keep candy in theirs! http://i.minus.com/ijiXhPlWNW8Zr.gif

[–]Dayman_Nightman 0 points1 point ago

I keep chocolate in my ball cleavage. Not working for me yet

[–]epicbluebird1[S] 1 point2 points ago

Soooo you are telling me that this was a fact that only I didn't know?

[–]tempname07 1 point2 points ago

You're not very gentlemanly.

[–]SEGnosis 105 points106 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Do you ever wonder?....... 2coms 74pts 2hrs funny
I made the exact face 1com 4pts 3dys funny
Mother of god... 0coms 8pts 3dys funny
I see what you did there Nintendo 11coms 15pts 9dys gaming
A Woman's Secret 61coms 728pts 2mos funny
Pokemon gone sexual (x-post from r/pokrmon 7coms 20pts 6mos gaming
Who came up with these dialogues? 6coms 8pts 10dys gaming
Who came up with these dialogues? 0coms 3pts 10dys funny
Lol... wait what??? 29coms 244pts 3mos pokemon
I definitely didn't get this joke when I was a kid... 13coms 23pts 5mos funny
Pokemon writers.... Why?!? 15coms 39pts 8mos gaming
If you're wearing a bikini, where do you put your poke balls? 334coms 1363pts 8mos funny
A girls secret . . . . 107coms 393pts 7mos gaming
WTF Pokemon!? 1com -5pts 2mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Ashivas 117 points118 points ago

Lol@ the idiot who posted it to WTF.

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 49 points50 points ago

haha, and one of his recent comments is as follows:

cool but i dont think it is wtf worthy sorry

Gotta love the irony

[–]iliketurtl3s 17 points18 points ago

I enjoyed that.

[–]Ashivas 8 points9 points ago

I think he learned his lesson.

[–]takes-you-seriously 11 points12 points ago

That's not irony, it's education.

[–]The-Renegade 2 points3 points ago

I don't see the irony...

[–]IAmInAFrat 0 points1 point ago

I'm sort of surprised it didn't get to the front page on WTF

You know, seeing that WTF is now just full of people that upvote things that aren't WTF

[–]Ashivas -2 points-1 points ago

I unsubscribed from r/WTF so no. Its a gay subreddit now a days.

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 8 points9 points ago

Holy repost batman

[–]jrwood 19 points20 points ago

Stop posting this

[–]MasZakrY 4 points5 points ago

It's a man with pokeball boobs.

[–]wogs94 9 points10 points ago

Let's ask misty

[–]Solix 16 points17 points ago

NSFW sorry, but i had to...

[–]ImActuallyLieing 41 points42 points ago

No... No you did not have to... What the fuck

[–]BaconatorWithCheese 0 points1 point ago

Better than that one of the woman with the peppers...

[–]Fijigiga 9 points10 points ago

I kept waiting for her to run out of PokeBalls... She never did.

[–]LordSocky 0 points1 point ago

That cheating whore.

[–]megatom0 3 points4 points ago

Disturbingly well animated.

[–]Betabat32 3 points4 points ago

Well, it was about time to delete my browsing history anyway..

[–]sheldonismyfather 1 point2 points ago

Holy crap

[–]gothicmaster -2 points-1 points ago

yeah you beat me to it, cheers

[–]signing_to_say_this 1 point2 points ago

It's funny because vagina.

[–]Hit-Enter-Too-Soon 0 points1 point ago

Wait, someone else is still playing this game? I just ran across her this weekend while leveling up my core team to take on the elite four.

[–]samnnz 0 points1 point ago

[–]SCzergrush 4 points5 points ago

How are people still up voting this.

[–]MrPeachy 0 points1 point ago

I had never seen this before, everyone who is calling "repost, repost, repooooooooost!!" should look at themselves and at how much they are bloating comments with that sort of attitude.

If it's still getting upvoted there's a reason for it. Why do you think it is? ......

[–]epicbluebird1[S] 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I know right? This is first time I saw this too!

[–]Peasley -2 points-1 points ago

because the lowest common denominator is a powerful thing

[–]GingaJ 3 points4 points ago

Is this a legit thing

[–]-RdV- 1 point2 points ago

Yes

[–]TheSoundAurora 1 point2 points ago

O_o

[–]KantoOrigins -1 points0 points ago

There could be the possibililty she is just wearing a belt for the pokeballs.

[–]EnigmaticBanana -1 points0 points ago

Someone is stuffing her pokebra...

[–]89rovi 0 points1 point ago

I still don't understand how you could carry any more than 3

[–]digdig66 0 points1 point ago

I was going to suggest they shrink down and clip onto her bikini top...I don't know what you guys were thinking...

[–]The420Turtle 0 points1 point ago

which pokemon is this?

[–]epicbluebird1[S] 0 points1 point ago

I think it is diamond or pearl. I might be wrong :/

[–]dewhashish 0 points1 point ago

HOW ABOUT HER HAT??

[–]Bazofwaz 0 points1 point ago

This picture is so overused...

[–]Socks192 0 points1 point ago

Vaginas have more than one use?! Blasphemy!

[–]Giossepi -1 points0 points ago

Super re-post

[–]Courtbird 0 points1 point ago

This was hilarious to me when I first got this game and was 12

[–]JMarSimm 16 points17 points ago

This game came out like a year and a half ago.

[–]Jiigles 10 points11 points ago

Maybe hes 13 years old?

[–]ImActuallyLieing -2 points-1 points ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]Postmanpat854 3 points4 points ago

Obviously he's 13 1/2.

[–]Courtbird -1 points0 points ago

Really? I saw it in Pokemon Pearl...

[–]sheldonismyfather -1 points0 points ago

Guys! Listen! He isn't a twelve year old... It's cool, he's thirteen!... And a HALF! My kids aren't even that old!

[–]epicbluebird1[S] 1 point2 points ago

But it is now proved that they keep theit pokeballs in their women's secret!

[–]mesosorry 1 point2 points ago

plop plop plop

[–]mpavlofsky 2 points3 points ago

IN HER VAGINA SHE KEEPS THEM IN HER VAGINA

[–]epicbluebird1[S] -1 points0 points ago

And it jingles too!

[–]Psycho5275 -1 points0 points ago

Only the first 500 times I've seen this

[–]el_gordon -1 points0 points ago

RE-POST!

[–]Kajack -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I made the exact face 1com 4pts 3dys funny
Mother of god... 0coms 8pts 3dys funny
I see what you did there Nintendo 11coms 15pts 10dys gaming
A Woman's Secret 61coms 728pts 2mos funny
Pokemon gone sexual (x-post from r/pokrmon 7coms 20pts 6mos gaming
Who came up with these dialogues? 6coms 8pts 11dys gaming
Who came up with these dialogues? 0coms 3pts 11dys funny
Lol... wait what??? 29coms 244pts 3mos pokemon
I definitely didn't get this joke when I was a kid... 13coms 23pts 5mos funny
Pokemon writers.... Why?!? 15coms 39pts 8mos gaming
If you're wearing a bikini, where do you put your poke balls? 334coms 1363pts 8mos funny
A girls secret . . . . 107coms 393pts 7mos gaming
WTF Pokemon!? 1com -5pts 2mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]Dbz4life6158 -2 points-1 points ago

repost

[–]LordGrey -3 points-2 points ago

How hard you hit you broke my thunder....?

[–]Grayphobia 0 points1 point ago

I always assumed they attached to her bikini waistline like they do to normal pants

[–]Kurvco -3 points-2 points ago

Strait from Tumblr. Not kidding.