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[–]ZeroDivided714 112 points113 points ago

Shouldn't it be on mars?

[–]Mokumer 28 points29 points ago

Yes

[–]naosia 43 points44 points ago

No, that's why we aren't aware of their existence already. They're actually INSIDE the planet.

[–]magictoenail 11 points12 points ago

zero gravity shell planet

[–]isotope123 5 points6 points ago

INSIDE the planet... It's so simple.

[–]_Wolfos 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of the "on Urk" and "in Urk" thing. It's now a town, but used to be an island, and citizens of Urk get pissed when you say "in Urk".

[–]ComplainsAboutDvotes 3 points4 points ago

Urkles need to lighten up.

[–]Fydria 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend said the exact same thing when I showed her, so you must be right,

[–]I_Wont_Draw_That 0 points1 point ago

But it's in Europe!

I had a helluva time explaining to my ex who spoke English as a second language what the difference is between "on the bed" and "in the bed". "On the bus", "in the car". "On the mountain", "in the mountains".

[–]Viperwolfs 2 points3 points ago

Could you draw that scenario for us?

[–]howaboutthis13 2 points3 points ago

You are raped on the bed. Makes sense.

You are raped in the bed. That's a bit cramped.

[–]aoeui-dhtns 0 points1 point ago

Clearly Martian is not your first language

[–]deeperest 1 point2 points ago

Mars and Europe make sense, as you're ON the surface of the planet, but WITHIN the borders of Europe (ON Earth). The bus one has got me stumped, though.

[–]Littlefly 0 points1 point ago

The french took the latin word omnibus meaning "for all" for their horse-drawn public transport. People would sit on the carriage and after the horse-drawn transport was replaced by the motorized autobus it remained "on the bus".

[–]deeperest 1 point2 points ago

Typical bloody French. I really wish they hadn't hired Yoda to put their language together. (full disclosure: I'm Canadian and studied French for 15 years. Kind of wish it had been Mandarin or Cantonese...hell, even Hindi.)

[–]zoidberg005 30 points31 points ago

Still better than Uranus bars.

[–]Momordicas 6 points7 points ago

Does that have dark chocolate in it?

[–]ninja_plz 8 points9 points ago

I don't think so ,but It has a bit of nuts on top though

[–]WarAndRuin 0 points1 point ago

Nuts?? Lucky! All my had in it was corn!

[–]mosso911[S] -5 points-4 points ago

I second that.

[–]Mazrath 20 points21 points ago

Fascinating! What else has been posted on your facebook? We must know!

[–]jackchange 4 points5 points ago

Is there any discernible reason your brought it here?

[–]ceileen 4 points5 points ago

But Mars bars are named for its creators, the Mars family.

[–]e_weezy 3 points4 points ago

Must taste like dirt.

[–]droxile 3 points4 points ago

Stop starting posts with "So"

[–]jewishreggae 9 points10 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Meanwhile on mars... 0coms -1pt 5hrs funny
Meanwhile, on Mars... 0coms 1pt 15dys funny

source: karmadecay

OP definitely found this on facebook.

[–]LiliBlume 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, there's no way someone found something funny on the internet and posted it to facebook. Although for someone whose entire internet experience revolves around reddit, I can see how one could struggle with that concept.

[–]sdvaletones 5 points6 points ago

Why don't you just say "hey I found this shit in the toilet,do you like it?"

[–]Whysomadbro 2 points3 points ago

I'm following Satan's page too.

[–]jackbrez22 0 points1 point ago

No way me too....

[–]maxxspeed 2 points3 points ago

Mars has used that concept in their advertising in the UK.

[–]TheNerdWithNoName 0 points1 point ago

And in Australia.

[–]Apokalyps 1 point2 points ago

Great title! So descrepitive!

[–]Al3xPKeaton 1 point2 points ago

It should have stayed there.

[–]goeasyonme 0 points1 point ago

Earth is called Tellus in sweden. I kinda like it.

we call it Jorden tho (earth)

[–]morrgh 1 point2 points ago

Why don't you TellUs more? ;)

[–]legend233 0 points1 point ago

I was so relieved to see this wasn't posted on /r/WTF. Everything is as it should be.

[–]y2kbug 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was Cee Lo Green for a second.

[–]Ryanoski09 0 points1 point ago

And they found this on reddit. It's an unending cycle.

[–]zenwar 0 points1 point ago

where is my life heading

[–]Totlin 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this would've been better without the caption

[–]IAmA_Alien_AMA 0 points1 point ago

on*

[–]clickwir 0 points1 point ago

close, but no funny. The word in should be on.... it ruined any chance of being funny.

[–]WastedWiFi 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I go to correct someone, someone else already done did it :(

[–]BlackPresident 1 point2 points ago

This was literally one of Mars bar's advertising campaigns.

[–]RiflemanLax 0 points1 point ago

'Made from the results of real human anal probes.'

[–]QueenCashley 0 points1 point ago

Did my customary click link, swiftly read, back, and was hovering over the next link when it hit me and I giggled like a maniac for a minute straight. Well played.