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[–]houseofwhining 66 points67 points ago

Thank you Joel McHale.

[–]TheFigment 9 points10 points ago

HT

[–]Whitworth 0 points1 point ago

you mean Joan Rivers, which he retweeted

[–]ponanza 1 point2 points ago

If you're referring to this tweet, he's being sarcastic. The Soup has been making that joke since Honey Boo Boo started airing.

[–]Whitworth 0 points1 point ago

then boo on me and Joan

[–]scroogish 11 points12 points ago

Fuck me. Reddit is transfixed by this woman. It's pissing me off no end.

[–]Ninjatree 11 points12 points ago

We need a hero.

Call James Cameron! BEFORE ITS TOO LA

[–]JBFRESHSKILLS 6 points7 points ago

No budget too steep, no see too deep. Who's that? It's him, James Cameron!

[–]azon85 1 point2 points ago

Oh is Candlejack in this thr

[–]_Candlejack_ 1 point2 points ago

I was nice enough to submit his comment

[–]DoomCrotch 1 point2 points ago

Oh, Mr. C-Jack! Love your work, huge fan; hopefully we can collaborate one da

[–]_Candlejack_ 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to need more rope

[–]ayeyeye 30 points31 points ago

who wants sketti and butter?

[–]blobok123 5 points6 points ago

MHEE! OOH! MHEEEEE!!!

[–]ioncloud9 2 points3 points ago

Never saw the show. Only know of this because of South Park

[–]NotaMethAddict 45 points46 points ago

[–]MuffinBoss 10 points11 points ago

THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE.

[–]shizzler 22 points23 points ago

It isn't complete without him

[–]PR0CT0R 3 points4 points ago

All thanks to Kyle.

[–]WobbleWade -1 points0 points ago

He's not a meth addict though... Okay?

[–]theempires 2 points3 points ago

More like wide chunky oval than circle.

[–]HitlerDidNothingBad 1 point2 points ago

THE TRIANGLE IS COMPLETE

[–]dan2737 0 points1 point ago

[–]hunterjf93 1 point2 points ago

Yeah but it's still missing Bobby for King of the Hill

[–]NICK_CAGES_PENIS -1 points0 points ago

Boner.

[–]ccoxe0 0 points1 point ago

Come on, NCP, not now!

[–]LChurch 35 points36 points ago

Reddit, please, I'd have NO idea who the fuck these people are if it weren't for you. Stop! Please!

[–]Ayatrollah_Khomatmei 15 points16 points ago

"Hey reddit, check out this FAT lady! Oh, but I totally don't watch the show every Wednesday at 7:30. I definitely don't do that."

[–]skankedout 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for telling me when it is on, I've been trying to watch it for a while. I'm not going to pretend like I'm too good for it; I enjoy being entertained.

[–]Ayatrollah_Khomatmei 3 points4 points ago

If that kind of show is your thing, go for it. My description probably won't help you much though because (1) I didn't specify time zone and (2) I made up the airtime.

[–]d3l3t3 1 point2 points ago

Yeah thanks to reddit I just checked this out. All of the show belongs on /r/WTF

[–]ineedtolaugh2 4 points5 points ago

It really doesn't. That's probably why r/wtf is so shitty now

[–]LChurch 1 point2 points ago

I haven't checked it out and I never will... I don't think I could handle it.

[–]Jitte 21 points22 points ago

Don't you people see that you guys are the reason this person got her own spin-off? Every time this shit hits the front page that show will become more popular.

[–]botnut 3 points4 points ago

Actually, your comment got me asking myself what show this was, so you're the reason this show will become more popular!

[–]nobanker 5 points6 points ago

lol that's hilarious. Your humor has convinced me, I am now going to watch her show.

[–]crackpot123 1 point2 points ago

South Park really didn't exaggerate all that much.

[–]Joshjelly 0 points1 point ago

Not enough chins...

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point ago

Thank god that wasn't a penis.

[–]Billytown 2 points3 points ago

One of my very intelligent coworkers and carpool members loves this show. I dread the drive in on whatever day follows this fucking show.

It's. Not. Funny. It's an argument for secession!

[–]FuckYeaALright 2 points3 points ago

Fuck y'all I did this a month ago and you hated it

[–]Falroy -1 points0 points ago

Laughed at the post for ten minutes, then checked the comments and laughed even more.

[–]deeeznutzz 2 points3 points ago

sketti and butter

[–]AmazingSteve 10 points11 points ago

HA HA HA HEY GUYS ITS FUNNY CUZ SHES FAT HA HA.

Dipshit.

[–]TheYeIIowDucK 4 points5 points ago

Who is this?

[–]ridenaked 4 points5 points ago

you misspelled unfunny

[–]Brif 0 points1 point ago

Lucy Lawless top right

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I don't know what is more sad.

That you are mocking something very few people can defend

Or that you took time out of your day to do this, and thought it was funny...or maybe you seriously havenothing better to do with your time?

[–]Dumbreddittroll 3 points4 points ago

I'd bang them both

[–]fdebijl 3 points4 points ago

"There's something on your chin" "Where?, here?" "No, the other one"

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

WHERE IS THE NSFL TAG

I NEARLY ANUS

[–]A-zure 0 points1 point ago

You might want to get that checked out.

[–]dcknight93 0 points1 point ago

Dat chin.

[–]CrazyMansCola 1 point2 points ago

HOO HOO HOO HAN SOLO REST IN PEACE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H1qSSv00Co

[–]raymurda 0 points1 point ago

Bean-Bag chair with eyes!

[–]GoGoGadge7 1 point2 points ago

I really do hope this creature dies of diabetes.

I want American to fucking realize that this shit IS NOT ok

[–]czarr 1 point2 points ago

after the basketball player twitting about ghosts putting their dicks in your mouth when you yawn, i'm going to see if i'm not mistaken with the translation of funny

[–]Eric_Wright -1 points0 points ago

That's very offensive to that thumb! >:o

[–]NathWindu 0 points1 point ago

Not enough chins...

[–]evilpoptart 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who does not understand what I am seeing?

[–]colts300 0 points1 point ago

The creases in your finger even resemble the multiple chin rolls.

[–]beyla 0 points1 point ago

For the longest time, I thought it was "uncanning" and not "uncanny". Yeah...

[–]TopCommenter -1 points0 points ago

nice.

[–]Cloberella 1 point2 points ago

You, sir, clearly need to read more comic books.

Uncanny was one of the first "big" words I learned. Thank you, X-Men!

[–]beyla 0 points1 point ago

As a girl, comic books weren't really on my radar growing up. But uncanny was just one of those words that I would always hear, but not necessarily see written.

[–]Cloberella 1 point2 points ago

I, too, am a girl, sorry for the pronoun mixup. I had a subscription to The Uncanny X-Men (among others) growing up, and still read comics to this day.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

ನಾನು ಒಂದು ಅಪಾಯಕಾರಿ ಆಫ್ರಿಕನ್ ರಾಕ್ ಹಾವಿನ ಮೇಲೆ ದೊರಕುತ್ತಿತ್ತು ಅಲ್ಲಿ ಕೊಂಚ ಮರುಪಡೆಯಲು ಇಲ್ಲ.

ನಾನು ಬಾಗಿಲು ಮಾಡಲು ಬಿಡಿ ಎಂದು ತುಂಟತನದ ಗೈ ಮೂಲೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನನಗೆ ಸಿಕ್ಕಿಬಿದ್ದ ಎಂದು, ನಾನು ಆದಾಗ್ಯೂ ಬದುಕುಳಿದರು.

[–]huntermanten 0 points1 point ago

I recall a bit of a risk there is no proof on the African rock snake. I leave that to the door, I caught that naughty guy in the corner, I do not, however, survived.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Hipotētiski, ja man piedāvāja jums ēdiens manu ķermeņa šķidrumiem. Kāds būtu jūsu noskaņojums pret šo priekšlikumu var būt?

Es gaidu, mitrā stāvoklī, gaidot uz jums atbildi.

[–]huntermanten 0 points1 point ago

Atvainojiet, man ir daudzas svarīgas lietas, kas būtu jādara.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

:c

[–]Casper92 -3 points-2 points ago

DAE ANYONE ELSE HONEY BOO BOO

[–]Lidodido 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone else anyone else... STOP HURTING MY BRAIN

[–]Titaniumtyrant -1 points0 points ago

HONEY BOOBOO CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILDDDDD

[–]anhero23 -2 points-1 points ago

You've got my thumb of approval.

[–]itwascookies -2 points-1 points ago

This deserves way more credit than it has gotten..

[–]odeaph -2 points-1 points ago

Talk Soup

[–]neotrance 3 points4 points ago

The Soup*

[–]odeaph -1 points0 points ago

Right, good clarification. Otherwise, someone would have been totally confused by my post.

[–]Potentially_Erect -3 points-2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/L48SX.jpg

This part is what cracked me up the most.

I am fucking lol'ing

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]zggib 1 point2 points ago

I am a fat person and I approve OPs post, poke fun

[–]SarahResolute -3 points-2 points ago

This isn't funny.

[–]MrTutti -4 points-3 points ago

The crimson chin is disappointed

[–]beer30 -4 points-3 points ago

We shall call her Thumbelina