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[–]deja-vu-comment 229 points230 points ago

I am more jealous of that relationship than almost anything else in life.

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[–]zvn 47 points48 points ago

I just wanted to say you are way classier than that quickmeme_transcriber tool. He takes up like 3 lines of text every comment just to brag about himself and how useful he is. You just take up one line with a subtle dot.

[–]narpas 27 points28 points ago

Oh! So it matches on images (rather than image links) of highly upvoted posts and copies the top-rated comment. Then, it posts the comment. If you roll with it, he's just a floating top-comment.

This kind of makes reddit a little bit more stale. A little bit more like McDonalds. Less fresh. More consistent. Yesterday's meat is as good as today's.

[–]Jonny_Watts 7 points8 points ago

Sometimes the top comment is [deleted]

[–]narpas 2 points3 points ago

And maybe it's another quip's turn to be posted early enough to be top comment.

[–]Lowilru 4 points5 points ago

TrappedInReddit has returned, in bot form...

[–]alorty 7 points8 points ago

huh.

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 17 points18 points ago

I think you're getting downvotes because people don't realize the period in deja-vu-comment's comment is a link. This is me letting people know. Happy commenting!

[–]alorty 7 points8 points ago

Thanks, that's actually exactly why I left the comment. To get people wondering and to look more closely!

[–]kaiden333 0 points1 point ago

I would be fine not having a girlfriend if I had a bromance like that

[–]Mr_Walter_Sobchak 30 points31 points ago

Like the 13 year old girl loves Justin Bieber, so does reddit Zach Braff

[–]FlyingPasta 12 points13 points ago

I do, and I am okay with it.

[–]jbg89 15 points16 points ago

Now I miss the old Scrubs :(

[–]HavocSynapse 7 points8 points ago

I miss the Todd's high fives.

[–]chadcf 3 points4 points ago

Is there a new scrubs?

[–]Lottia 6 points7 points ago

Yes. Its AWFUL.

[–]BoatSalesman 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't it canceled immediately after the first season? (also known as season 9) or is there a different one that is also horrific?

[–]kungtotte 4 points5 points ago

No, season 9 only ran for 13 seasons and then there was no more Scrubs.

And season 9 is only horrific if you think about it as Scrubs season 9. Think about it as the spin-off Scrubs Med-School season 1 and it's a lot more enjoyable.

[–]jbg89 4 points5 points ago

When most of the original cast left is what I consider "new" Scrubs.

[–]chadcf 2 points3 points ago

But that was 2 years ago. You had me wondering if I'd missed a revival...

[–]BitterBerry 4 points5 points ago

The answer is no. There is scrubs and the last two seasons that don't count. It is like the Star Wars prequels or the fourth Indy movie.

[–]Rountree85 17 points18 points ago

DAE Zach Braff?

[–]Cortelmo 21 points22 points ago

Hey man, I dislike tons of circle-jerks that go on within the Reddit community, but this is the only one that I think is completely justifiable. It has been proven that anyone who dislikes Zach Braff and Donald Faison is literally Hitler.

[–]Cortelmo 0 points1 point ago

That was great, man!

[–]MertArmagan -2 points-1 points ago

That's amazing, but could you please do one where you say "I am moist" (based off this photo: http://imgur.com/Y9o0p)

Edit: Also, could you please try to make it sound like a deep, Black man's voice?

[–]LazyDynamite -1 points0 points ago

Color me Hitler.

[–]eleek5469 6 points7 points ago

Love that episode

[–]Herpdederperson 9 points10 points ago

Hookshot? You use that to stun enemies and get across gaps

[–]shaqsbuddy 5 points6 points ago

True repost

[–]blackhawk465 15 points16 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/sc
True Friendship 22coms 590pts 3mos funny
True Friendship 277coms 1615pts 5mos funny
The truest friendship ever to be on television. 993coms 1886pts 1yr reddit.com

source: karmadecay

[–]CoyoteStark 20 points21 points ago

I swear I see this post every other week and it always gets hundreds of karma.

[–]robo23 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna repost this in a month and see what happens.

[–]JackassPenguinass 7 points8 points ago

Indeed - same title, and at least 500 Karma, if not 1000+++. Nyce. The perfect karma whore repost.

[–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo 2 points3 points ago

Are you sure you 2 just aren't on Reddit a lot?

[–]Heep_Purple 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this has a link to a long dead reddit page. Why isn't it used anymore all of a sudden? ninjedit: i just realised that that was kind of the old all page.

[–]Falroy -3 points-2 points ago

I'll upvote since I haven't seen this yet.

[–]Rountree85 1 point2 points ago

No one gives a shit.

[–]HavocSynapse 2 points3 points ago

Turkleton is the fucking man.

[–]PeppersO 0 points1 point ago

test

[–]Blitzachter 5 points6 points ago

I just watched this episode yesterday! EAAAGLE!

[–]Minizero 5 points6 points ago

Oh Brown Bear.

Back before they over-saturated the whole guy-love thing.

[–]xjokersassassin 3 points4 points ago

What's it from?

[–]Jonny_Watts 17 points18 points ago

Flight of the Concords

[–]RadiantSun 14 points15 points ago

Burn Notice

[–]FlyingPasta 13 points14 points ago

Brokeback Mountain

[–]tenfef 11 points12 points ago

Mad Men

[–]25or6tofour 50 points51 points ago

Will and Grace.

[–]c0up0n 16 points17 points ago

This is the only person not lying to you.

[–]Probablybeinganass 7 points8 points ago

Heroes

[–]DugongOfJustice 14 points15 points ago

Game of Thrones

[–]YouSaidADumbThing 5 points6 points ago

Shut your idiot mouth.

[–]HisHighNes 11 points12 points ago

Mad About You.

[–]Rountree85 2 points3 points ago

Ishtar.

[–]SpicyHotPepperOil 3 points4 points ago

Back Door Sluts 8

[–]ABitCurious 1 point2 points ago

Spongebob Squarepants.

[–]eamonman2 0 points1 point ago

Wrestlemania III

[–]naikrovek 0 points1 point ago

Disco ball.

[–]MajorSquiggles 0 points1 point ago

Please for the love of god stop reposting this every few weeks.

[–]SillyRabbit1989 2 points3 points ago

When I see this picture it confuses me because I haven't seen the show and do not know which one of them is talking.

[–]BTBAMsean -1 points0 points ago

How many times will this make the front page lolol. I love scrubs.

[–]Ttron13 0 points1 point ago

I don't even mind that i've seen this before. This strip always reminds me what it means to be a true bro.

[–]HeyitsGandhi 0 points1 point ago

I wish Zach Braff didn't leave :(

[–]tehgreyghost 1 point2 points ago

I miss Scrubs :/ Best 8 seasons ever...YES only 8 seasons...Anyone else who says different is a louse :/

God the 9th season was like watching an abortion happen in real time but from the inside. Like the babies perspective. You know as the parents high five and realize they won't be ruining their lives today!

[–]redhot916gear 0 points1 point ago

friends will help you hide best friends will help you hide the body

[–]Ihaveanusername 0 points1 point ago

I wish friends were more like Zac in my life.

[–]Mr_Lolrus12345 1 point2 points ago

I read this, left looked at some other posts then burst out laughing......god I am slow sometimes

[–]lucw 1 point2 points ago

Your repost is bad. And you should feel bad.

[–]TheLastGuitarHero -1 points0 points ago

Reddit will never get off this dude's dick, eh? So how do I black list certain words so they never appear on any of my pages?

[–]fun-run 0 points1 point ago

HUG ME!

[–]enneads169 -4 points-3 points ago

Good Guy Turk