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[–]ElectronicFerret 51 points52 points ago

I thought you were never ever ever coming home ever. So I panicked.

[–]Goldmine44 36 points37 points ago

RIP spiderbro

[–]bahaki 12 points13 points ago

It was just sitting there...masturbating.

[–]JanefromtheLane -1 points0 points ago

this should be at higher.

[–]Insideoutwards 4 points5 points ago

There's no such thing as overkill.

[–]Mistreated_Ginger 5 points6 points ago

HA

[–]deja-vu-comment 3 points4 points ago

Yes transformer g1 memes!

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[–]Brippy94 2 points3 points ago

I love you simply for showing Optimus Prime.

[–]Tarijeno 2 points3 points ago

It's so weird to see Optimus Prime actually looking like Optimus Prime, and not like a robot that stood too close to an exploding Peterbilt, and caught all the mangled debris.

[–]Lay-Z-Bones 1 point2 points ago

Gone as in I missed and its still lurking... Don't just stand there you fool! we need to get it before it gets us!

insert Billy's it will destroy us all gif that i don't own

[–]theNumberTwelve 0 points1 point ago

That font...

[–]Apotheosis91 0 points1 point ago

There was a hole here....

[–]StopReadingMyUser 0 points1 point ago

Aaaand I bit the side of my tongue from laughing... :c

[–]Jhoffmann66 0 points1 point ago

That is how Spider-Man shall die

[–]clazberri -1 points0 points ago

Me too.

[–]Troninater 0 points1 point ago

Giggled probably a bit to much at this. lol

[–]supertylerx2 0 points1 point ago

Thus Exited the Nightbird

[–]PenPenisTaken 0 points1 point ago

My windshield has a web formation in the glass for this very reason. Kind of ironic.

[–]ThatIsMyHat 1 point2 points ago

Reddit needs more Transformers.

[–]zento_ 0 points1 point ago

Yes! More transformers image macros...please

[–]FittyTheBone 0 points1 point ago

Optimist Prime

[–]scurvydog-uldum 0 points1 point ago

Insufficient. The only sane response to a spider in the house is to burn the house down.

[–]I_giggled 0 points1 point ago

So did I!

[–]Philipthecup 0 points1 point ago

I read it in a robot voice

[–]tantalicatom689 0 points1 point ago

i didn't

[–]Dndrhead3 0 points1 point ago

Made me think of this.

"There was a hole here. It's gone now."

[–]muffineater179 0 points1 point ago

Good guy Optimus Prime helping where he can.

[–]jackcatalyst 0 points1 point ago

Even better if you read it in Optimus' voice

[–]RockFerrit 1 point2 points ago

I peed and pooped

[–]Roxxer -1 points0 points ago

Spider overreactions just make me tired and slightly annoyed now...

[–]deathfromfront -4 points-3 points ago

I remember when I used to watch that show. I can even picture a few screenshots in my head!

[–]Trifax 2 points3 points ago

I have the first two or three seasons sitting on my shelf right now, they had 'em on sale at costco last summer and I was pretty much required to buy.

[–]djgump35 -3 points-2 points ago

Am I the only one that read it in Optimus voice?

[–]sage101 0 points1 point ago

I read it in Morgan Freeman's voice. Everything's better in Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]chap0li -1 points0 points ago

as I am giggling now. Thank you.

[–]Birchoff -5 points-4 points ago

Hahaha so did I son... so did I.

[–]koppeh -3 points-2 points ago

Not a very good title. How about next time I link something I shall name it "I put this on reddit."? Actually I'm going to put this on /r/circlejerk right now.