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[–]shawnpeps 140 points141 points ago

That's not a shaved guinea pig. It's a skinny pig. A breed of guinea pigs that are hairless.

[–]lizbethblues[!] 95 points96 points ago

I was going to say.. whoever would dedicate their time to shaving a guinea pig needs better hobbies.

[–]twincam 64 points65 points ago

Don't judge me.

[–]droveby 1 point2 points ago

I don't judge you, hero-man.

I will never judge you.

[–]Wojtek_the_bear 16 points17 points ago

..puts down razor and looks at half shaven guinea pig

wha...what's wrong with shaving them?

[–]DoctorWhoToYou 19 points20 points ago

You take 100 pictures of a kitten sleeping, post them and you're a reddit hero.

You shave one Guinea pig and you're that "weird guy from the internet".

[–]scootyonover 7 points8 points ago

"Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave the store now."

[–]goonk 1 point2 points ago

Is it better than waxing?

[–]iLama 21 points22 points ago

Was thinking this guy would probably dedicate a good bit of time to shaving a guinea pig.

[–]chihuahuaphil 12 points13 points ago

Only if he was feeling naughty.

[–]screams_forever 7 points8 points ago

I do believe you mean....naaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughty ;]

[–]NGMetal 1 point2 points ago

Only if he was feeling.......... Naughty

FTFY

[–]ThatWeirdNewGuy 2 points3 points ago

But whoever would dedicate much more time to breeding hairless guinea pigs is spending his time wisely?

I guess at least that way you don't have to shave each generation...

[–]Elrode 1 point2 points ago

Leave it to the lazy man to get things done right!

[–]bannana 0 points1 point ago

They were originally bred as lab animals.

[–]TheChoke 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't matter. Shave all the guinea pigs.

[–]nevercore 0 points1 point ago

Well there goes another million dollar idea I had but found out someone else thought if it first.

[–]peruvianfeast 0 points1 point ago

woot! it's now easier to cook and eat!

[–]dooomsdee -2 points-1 points ago

how about shaved Pigs...

[–]swimmingmunky 54 points55 points ago

From the makers of pocket whale, comes pocket hippo!

[–]Pineapplerainbow 60 points61 points ago

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 6 points7 points ago

I should be embarrassed to admit it, but I'm not. I totally believed that was real the first time I saw that commercial. I wish it was :(

[–]CreativelyChallenged 0 points1 point ago

We all do. We all do...

[–]XDValkyrieXD 6 points7 points ago

My first thought too XD

[–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 0 points1 point ago

my sisters friend named her skinny pig hippo after that commercial

[–]effinsixtyfour 2 points3 points ago

I am interested in seeing pocket whale.

[–]JurassicParkerr 28 points29 points ago

THE NORTH-AMERICAN HOUSE HIPPOS ARE REAL!

(If you are Canadian, you're welcome for the nostalgia. If not, you're welcome for seemingly senile comment.)

Edit: Not 100% sure this commercial was Canadian, so maybe the brackets were not necessary.

[–]Kamho 1 point2 points ago

god when i saw this commerical i got so pissed at the ending. WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE THAT UP? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[–]MakeMeShiver -1 points0 points ago

I came here to post this. Thank you.

[–]IAmOnYourSide 0 points1 point ago

Wow nostalgiaaaa... anyone else remember the talking TV? Somebody get that cat off my head!

[–]Buckit 9 points10 points ago

All I can think of after seeing this -----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

[–]sharpietips 4 points5 points ago

Some of you may recall The House Hippo

[–]PurplePasta 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god it does exist [It had to be true](www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA)

[–]Gravy_Crockett 3 points4 points ago

Be careful not to piss it off. Ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo.

Ain't no one.

[–]Kief_Chief 2 points3 points ago

How the hell do you shave a guinea pig?

[–]rathead 13 points14 points ago

ask a tiny hippie.

[–]FredAstaireTappedTht 10 points11 points ago

wat?

[–]atypicaldude 7 points8 points ago

I also want that answer.

[–]TrustyGuy 5 points6 points ago

Very carefully.

[–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 2 points3 points ago

its a skinny pig a hairless guinea pig it was not shaved

[–]not_tori 6 points7 points ago

For some odd reason I now want one of these creepy little creatures.

[–]NeverScoop 6 points7 points ago

A bunch of poor Guinea Pigs just got shaved.

[–]StoneCole 0 points1 point ago

Ain't no one fucks with shaved guinea pig.

[–]geoffleonard -1 points0 points ago

Be.Right.Back.

[–]beno2367 -2 points-1 points ago

kk

[–]Cazmonster 0 points1 point ago

I want a dozen of them! TINY HIPPOS!

[–]itsme_yourdad 1 point2 points ago

Can you post a picture of a shaved guinea pig so we can see?

[–]Fuzzykiwiwolf 0 points1 point ago

I <3 skinny pigs!

[–]Musicmajor88 0 points1 point ago

thats adorable and awesome!

[–]Maxammonium23 1 point2 points ago

Charlie?

[–]svane 0 points1 point ago

I've always thought guinea pigs were a strange pet; but I can totally understand a tiny hippo.

[–]classyguy1978 1 point2 points ago

He looks like he knows he's nekkid.

[–]mlb0407 1 point2 points ago

I have two. They are very sweet and loving, I recommend them.

[–]Justice502 0 points1 point ago

You know I always was curious how Guinea pigs tasted.

[–]deargodimbored 1 point2 points ago

I had a roommate from Peru, he thought it was hilarious that we kept them as pets, I guess like keeping a pet pig...wait that's a thing now too.

[–]Justice502 1 point2 points ago

Well people have been keeping ducks and chickens and stuff as pets for a while so it's not that odd to me but, it has to taste good right? :D

[–]rednotes 1 point2 points ago

house hippo?

[–]BBSLICK 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna question who shaves a guinea pig.

[–]koocachoo 0 points1 point ago

I'm wheezing from the cuteness!

[–]AutumnalGrace 1 point2 points ago

But what happened to his tiny train?

[–]TenthUserNameAttempt 1 point2 points ago

These things feel like a big ball of skin :)

[–]LegiticusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

Clearly, this is the superior breed of mammal.

[–]signing_to_say_this 0 points1 point ago

BRB shaving my pet.

[–]leavesinspring 0 points1 point ago

One of the few animals that actually still looks cute hairless.

[–]RedditWIN 0 points1 point ago

Those are what they probably used for that mini house hippo commercial

[–]Satherton 0 points1 point ago

I NEED ONE!

[–]5murfThis 0 points1 point ago

HOUSE HIPPO

[–]Dx_Mx 0 points1 point ago

Now what animal do we have to shaved to make it look like a pocket whale?

[–]Zeus25 1 point2 points ago

We need to get one of those next to a pocket giraffe, and then breed a whole goddamn mini safari

[–]Dreddy 0 points1 point ago

You would have to let them live in a Bonzai Safari so they still make use of their neck otherwise it's all "fuck you evolution".

[–]stosh13 0 points1 point ago

um... AWESOME!

[–]Rand__ 0 points1 point ago

I'm drunk as fuck after drinking a bottle of Rum Chada and I lol'd.

[–]zupman86 0 points1 point ago

So... would a hippo with hair look like a giant guinea pig?

[–]NightHawk929 1 point2 points ago

Any Canadians remember house hippos?

[–]IAmOnYourSide 0 points1 point ago

Remember watching that when I was like 4 all the time. Another awesome one was the TV commercial. Somebody get that cat off my head!

[–]bornruffian 0 points1 point ago

I can finally have a house hippo!

[–]dinkus_malincus 1 point2 points ago

[–]ThePoonPunisher 0 points1 point ago

OMG IT'S A GUINEA HIPPO...SO STARTLED

[–]cat_spasms 0 points1 point ago

They also taste like chicken!

[–]ranjan_zehereela 2 points3 points ago

Who would shave a guinea pig to harvest Karma on Reddit?

[–]deargodimbored 0 points1 point ago

It's the kharma whoring version of that shaved orangutan from that Malaysian brothel.

[–]bbeebe -1 points0 points ago

Everytime I here "Guinea Pig" I think back to when I was in Ecuador, here

They taste amazing!

[–]JohnnySquigglebottom 0 points1 point ago

Pocket Hippo!