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[–]feeblegorilla 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of my youthful exploits; dry humping pillows, chairs and various other mountable inanimate objects

[–]kinnaq 0 points1 point ago

I came to the comments to see the youtube video of the four dudes getting it on with the furniture. I am disappoint.

[–]poonslyr69[S] -1 points0 points ago

Ever tried a plastic water bottle? Lots of lube required.

[–]OriginalityPolice 0 points1 point ago

So was everyone else:

title comnts points age /r/
He's got a better stroke than I do. 6coms 31pts 2mos gifs
Trying to have sex and being drunk at the same time 0coms -2pts 2mos gifs
Gets me every time 0coms 137pts 2mos LaughYouUpvote
Yeah Bitch, You Like That? 0coms 0pts 2mos funny
Shake ya Ass 0coms 12pts 2mos GifSound
Watched this while listening to dubstep... quite an experience 3coms 32pts 2mos gif
You're doing it wrong. Definitely wrong. 176coms 741pts 2mos funny
Suave! 1com 48pts 4mos gifs
My sex life 2coms 10pts 5mos funny
Close enough 10coms 61pts 7mos gif
I have felt the same way so many times... 7coms 20pts 1yr gifs
fit perfectly 1com 13pts 3mos GifSound

source: karmadecay

[–]poonslyr69[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Sorry I haven't seen everything on the internet and that "reposting" something from a few months ago is a crime. I didnt see this from one of these posts I saw it over a friend of mines shoulder as he browsed Facebook. And you do realize that by commenting in this style and calling this a repost you just reposted one of the most reposted things on reddit. great job you just wasted a minute of your life being a douche on the internet I hope you're proud of yourself.

[–]OriginalityPolice 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit, I'd better start policing myself then!

[–]poonslyr69[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, indeed. The term I'd use for you would be hypocrite.