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[–]notsoyoungpadawan 41 points42 points ago

[–]gordonz88 10 points11 points ago

I.. I.. This ruins Batman for me..

[–]whats_hot_DJroomba 1 point2 points ago

Damn it... I never realized this...

[–]smactosh 66 points67 points ago

'There's no cure for bein a cunt' - Bronn MD

[–]Electro_Sapien -3 points-2 points ago

Congratulations to you for making it to SRS. Do like I did, accept your new status with pride and thank them directly in the comments for the honor then sit back and laugh when you get banned from SRS moments later.

[–]neagrosk 2 points3 points ago

No one cares about them anyways, what's the point

[–]Electro_Sapien -1 points0 points ago

What's the point of life if you can't have a good laugh?

[–]noble8301 119 points120 points ago

[–]Synchrotr0n 76 points77 points ago

I have to stay away from that subreddit, at least until I finally start reading the books. So many self inflicted spoilers because my curiosity makes me hover my mouse over spoiler tags ಠ_ಠ .

Edit: God damn you and your spoiler tags!

[–]Tashre 59 points60 points ago

[insert name here] dies.

[–]kingtrewq 38 points39 points ago

Valar Morghulis: All men must die.

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch 22 points23 points ago

Valar Dohaeris: All men must serve.

[–]donpapillon 25 points26 points ago

"Hodor" said Hodor.

[–]Jeoffry_Baratheon -3 points-2 points ago

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS THREAD.

[–]TheTyrionlannister 6 points7 points ago

imp-slaps Jeoffry

You've always been a whiny little shit havent you.

[–]Vorhut 10 points11 points ago

A bear there was, a bear, a bear! All black and brown, and covered with hair! The bear! The bear! Oh, come, they said, oh come to the fair! The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear! All black, and brown, and covered with hair!

[–]Tuskinton 0 points1 point ago

Abomination.

[–]h00pla 3 points4 points ago

To make up for it, we need seven renditions of Rains of Castamere.

[–]Turtle_Shaft 0 points1 point ago

and seventy seven courses

[–]Synchrotr0n 4 points5 points ago

The worst type of spoilers.... and this happens a lot in GOT.

[–]reese_ridley 54 points55 points ago

[–]SuTvVoO 4 points5 points ago

There is no cure.

[–]SnowSC2 3 points4 points ago

oh yeah i guess thats true, I was hoping for something more severe though. Cersei being walked through the city naked was pretty refreshing.

[–]project343 4 points5 points ago

GRRM is the king of shitting all over expectations. It's what makes the books so great.

Were you expecting some valiant knight to come in, like Robb, and stab him in the throat after weeks of war? I actually think it's one of the most satisfying deaths in the book because it's so unexpected, and then you figure out what really happened..

If you want the more traditional, boring, predictable fantasy, there are plenty of alternatives, I assure you.

[–]Tashre 1 point2 points ago

GRRM likes to toy with his readers' emotions. While this normally comes in the form of killing off major or well liked characters, he also gets his rocks off by stringing people along extremely vague and hazy plot lines, and that particular character had far too much potential in that regard for him to just throw it away just yet. While I wouldn't put it past Martin to just kill that character off outright, I don't see him wasting the opportunity to piss off his readers in many more ways by keeping them alive for the time being (even just "alive").

[–]iPuntMidgets 1 point2 points ago

WHY DID I READ THAT.

Also, it takes a good author to make a character such as Joffrey. Theres lots of characters like Arya and Bran, whom we love, in other books. But its hard to make a character that readers absolutely love to hate. Thats why i love reading GRRM.

[–]Apooche 1 point2 points ago

I predicted this before reading book 5, as my friend who was reading it at the time reminded me when I finished, although I forgot by the time I read the book. But if you think about it, this had to happen. How does the plot get epic and shitty by the end without this?

[–]oftenlygetscatraped 0 points1 point ago

I think we need to start saying which book the spoiler is from.

I thought I was pretty safe, now I am going to smash my head against things for a while to forget this.

[–]iamagainstit 1 point2 points ago

I have a question. So from my reading I got that It was the Tyrell's that had Joffery killed, with planning from Peter Balish yet later Tyrion says he did it, is that because after everything else, he just doesn't care anymore?

[–]ragman95 0 points1 point ago

yes.

[–]brambleperro 1 point2 points ago

SPOILERS FOR THE BOOK SERIES "A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE" HERE

Gurm actually makes a great deal of this theme in which characters create their own versions of past events throughout Affc and Adwd, which is that they repeat things so often that the people around them as well as they themselves begin to believe that events actually transpired in a certain way. Tyrion telling everyone that he is a kingslayer is one very important one, and another is that Sansa repeatedly thinks of her last encounter with Sandor Clegane. Whenever she thinks of this event, she believes that The Hound kissed her before leaving, though he did not. The point is that the history of events can be shaped and molded by players of The Game into whatever they want us believe that it is. This all comes full circle with Aegon.

Affc and Adwd are all about repetition. Bitches love repetition.

Join us over at /r/asoiaf for some great in-depth discussion of the books. There are some wonderful theories and speculations to be had.

[–]Scrimpslol 6 points7 points ago

That's the beauty of the book, though.

[–]despaxes 1 point2 points ago

it wasnt fish.....

[–]Tashre 8 points9 points ago

Why do you think there's so much sex and whoring?

Gotta keep the population numbers up somehow.

[–]DrunkenAss 1 point2 points ago

Hermione.

[–]ThePlasmid 0 points1 point ago

kof kof kof...

[–]robotictoast 4 points5 points ago

Nothing would have made me more upset if it were true. Nothing. I hate that character with the fury of a thousand suns.

[–]Red_Leader123 2 points3 points ago

Rather him than Joffery

[–]iamagainstit 0 points1 point ago

really? I guess he is less pathetic in the books

[–]robotictoast 0 points1 point ago

Hot Pie is my very least favorite character in the books. He is extremely pathetic. It took all my might not to flat out skip paragraphs where he opened his fucking mouth.

[–]CJEEC_Studios 1 point2 points ago

Just enjoy the journey; stories aren't about the ending anyway.

[–]ReddanM 0 points1 point ago

I'm currently on Clash of Kings. I'm leaving this thread.

[–]OverPaidChimp 0 points1 point ago

I got the entire box set a couple weeks ago from amazon for £30 (roughly $50) its definitely worth the money.

[–]SonicFlash01 -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah those guys can be real dicks about spoilers... I typically unsubscribe to any TV show subreddit after the season's finished

[–]not-a-penguin 2 points3 points ago

I prefer /r/asoiaf, for those who've read the books.

[–]dome210 2 points3 points ago

I'm halfway through Game of Thrones. Probably the best fantasy book I've ever read. I can't wait to pick up A Clash of Kings.

[–]MisterRoger 0 points1 point ago

Just til you get to A Storm of Swords...

[–]bigpacman11 46 points47 points ago

[–]DitDer 9 points10 points ago

Nothin' strange about it. But soo very satisfying indeed.

[–]karmagod13000 3 points4 points ago

God I cannot wait to see that little shit get his head cut off.

[–]Kurvco 19 points20 points ago

I loved Warcraft III

[–]flavasava 1 point2 points ago

Best game ever made

[–]stephangb 1 point2 points ago

I like Age of Empires II better.

[–]flavasava 4 points5 points ago

Never played it, but WC3 is probably my favorite game that I have played

[–]stephangb 1 point2 points ago

You should play it. Seriously. I've both (AoE and W3) disks, and all I can say is, if you liked W3 you should play AoE.

[–]flavasava 0 points1 point ago

Cool, I might get it some time. I see it's only $10 on Amazon.

[–]Zoklar 0 points1 point ago

An avid sc/wc2/3 player, I can't get over the fact the map and options switched sides.

[–]jollygreendalegiant -1 points0 points ago

Best game ever made

[–]Ol_Lefteye 45 points46 points ago

By area, the gaming content of this image is a mere 1/4. This does not belong in /r/gaming.

[–]Teslanaut -2 points-1 points ago

But LOTR and GOT have games. Don't know if they're fun or not, but they exist.

[–]Moncole 11 points12 points ago

But those screens are not from the games.

[–]ExplainsYourJoke 5 points6 points ago

Well real life has people, and some video games include people, so i guess any pictures of people are gaming related then, right?

But in all seriousness, that is a picture from the movie. If it was a screenshot from the game, it would be game related, but it isn't, so it isn't.

[–]Teslanaut 3 points4 points ago

What about pictures of cosplay that appear on /r/gaming?

[–]LeonardNemoysHead 3 points4 points ago

They don't belong here either.

[–]ExplainsYourJoke 1 point2 points ago

Then they're dressed as a video game character, and not a movie character.

[–]Teslanaut 4 points5 points ago

How do you distinguish between the two? What if they're dressed as Lara Croft? Or a Storm Trooper?

[–]ExplainsYourJoke -2 points-1 points ago

Lara croft is from a video game, so she is video gaming related. Storm troopers are from a movie, so they aren't video game related unless a direct connection is drawn between between the storm trooper and a specific video game.

[–]Teslanaut 5 points6 points ago

They're not both just from movies or video games. They're in both. Or are you saying that whichever they're in first or whatever they are recognized as more is what is chosen?

[–]ExplainsYourJoke -1 points0 points ago

Well, by the strictest definition, yes, it depends on which came first. In the case of Tomb Raider, it is a series of video games, and the movie is considered a video game based movie. Whereas in the case of star wars, it was a movie that influenced a line of video games. In the former, both the video game and movie are video game related, while in the latter, the video games were video game related, yet not the movie. And since OP's image contains a screenshot of the movie, rather than a screenshot of the game, a direct connection can only be tied to the movie, which is not video game related, rather than the game. In the case of cosplay, yes i realize that there is some ambiguity, but a stormtrooper is more iconic to the franchise as a whole rather than the video games, and the franchise is more often identified with the movies as opposed to any games, so it would be better suited for a star wars subreddit. But this entire argument has been about justification of content, and if there is a need for justification in the first place, the connection may just be too tenuous to be allowed in the subreddit.

[–]HOLYHELLOP 10 points11 points ago

Finally, the punchline isn't in the title!

[–]megarusty 4 points5 points ago

Fuckin' Joffrey.

[–]RandomMandarin 2 points3 points ago

sigh

Fuckin' Joffrey.

[–]Canyonerro 4 points5 points ago

That kid plays that role very well.

[–]InterwebCeleb 0 points1 point ago

Truer words have never been spoken.

[–]xfortune 1 point2 points ago

It is known.

[–]tittyasswhores -1 points0 points ago

youre a cunt

[–]xfortune 4 points5 points ago

In Australian, that means we're best friends! :D

[–]Cleverboter -1 points0 points ago

The irony of all of this is that a single word hasn't so much been whispered. Only typed.

[–]happiest_tree_friend 1 point2 points ago

fuck the lanisters

[–]AMurkypool 21 points22 points ago

they already do that to each other.

[–]mastertegm 4 points5 points ago

The things they do for love

[–]TheCarlos 2 points3 points ago

[–]LeonardNemoysHead 2 points3 points ago

OP did not reveal punchline in the title. OP was not a fag.

[–]iongantas 0 points1 point ago

I heard this in Tolkien's voice.

[–]halo4cometh 0 points1 point ago

Batman gave him his secret weapon

[–]phsyco 1 point2 points ago

Damn, if there was a single person in LOTR that I could be, I would be the Witch King.

...Uhm....Sorry, off topic...Y-you can go back to...whatever the hell you were doing now...

[–]wiquzor -1 points0 points ago

made my day =D

[–]nomorepizzaleftbro -1 points0 points ago

at least it's not for long

[–]sacredcowkiller 0 points1 point ago

All he needs is some Pigeon Pie.

[–]mirkle 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting lion king

[–]TeamJim 0 points1 point ago

Which king?

[–]DrFatz -1 points0 points ago

Where's Burger King?

[–]littleGringo 0 points1 point ago

made my day

[–]Hector_Kur 0 points1 point ago

Yep, this checks out.

[–]Col_Volkov 0 points1 point ago

From least to most scary, by far.

[–]Awkward-Truth -1 points0 points ago

tag

[–]SuggestiveMaterial -1 points0 points ago

Just gonna throw this out there... I wanna bone with Lich King so hard he'll cry tears of crystals.

[–]hobble420 0 points1 point ago

Used to play witch king rts with friends on PC for hours. After a while we called it bitch king

[–]GhostCam 0 points1 point ago

I've never wanted a fictional character to die more than this little cunt.

[–]therisnotry 1 point2 points ago

The Witch King of Angmar is the scariest villain.

[–]fluugenzinsky 0 points1 point ago

Man, the Witch King was the real bitch king. Think about it. Whenever he was on that big dragon thing, he kicked ass with that screech and everything. As SOON as he falls off, he's stabbed by a hobbit and then KILLED BY A GIRL.

[–]Dreddy 0 points1 point ago

Nice delivery, I didn't notice the punchline photo in the thumb nail AND unobvious title with no spoiler, I thought I was in pics.

You get a smiley face sticker award (:))

[–]averysadgirl -1 points0 points ago

I lol'd

[–]itsjh 0 points1 point ago

Fucking Joffrey.

[–]delerpian -1 points0 points ago

Which king?

[–]Ry2D2 -1 points0 points ago

The oligarchy of World of the Rings and something i don't know where it's from. :D

[–]sashimi_taco -1 points0 points ago

I read the books a long time before the show came out so every time he was being a brat I would just think I know how you die and it is sweet and beautiful. So he never really bothered me by the time the show came around. But reading the books was harder because he is much meaner in the books.

[–]mesor 0 points1 point ago

I made funnies thank you op. You are not a faggot.

[–]Solinuas 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, Malekith is the only real Witch King

[–]Domhnal 0 points1 point ago

Got to give that kid props for nailing the role, even if he is a couple years older than his inspired character.

[–]Glitch_King -1 points0 points ago

Why am I not in that picture?

[–]elruary 0 points1 point ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH someone get me out of here please!!

[–]chosen123 -1 points0 points ago

[–]rememberwater -1 points0 points ago

LOL - OP is a redditor for 2 days and will probably already have more karma than I ever will! Welcome mohiben!

[–]GospelToss 0 points1 point ago

This is so fucking gay holy shit nerds go outside. Le downvotesies....

[–]trimpage -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck Joffery. I hate him. Hes the biggest asshole in the world. He needs to kill himself.

[–]WarJunkie 4 points5 points ago

On the otherhand, the actor who played Joffery is a nice kid. He deserves a Oscar for the ability to give us so much hatred on a villain due to his cruelty. Many villains are awesome because of their cruelty.

[–]POTATO_SMUGGLER 5 points6 points ago

Emmy

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[–]GodspeakerVortka 1 point2 points ago

I know you're trying to be a dick and spoil it for that guy, but that's not even what happens you jackass.

[–]korc -4 points-3 points ago

Close enough.

[–]domuseid -1 points0 points ago

I'm not familiar with the game, but is "Lich" not pronounced as "like"?

[–]scvnext 2 points3 points ago

No, but maybe with "lichen".

[–]domuseid 3 points4 points ago

That's why I was wondering. I've only ever seen it in print, never discussed it with anyone. Thanks!

[–]canakin -3 points-2 points ago

Seriously? fucking retard

[–]TheBrokenMan -2 points-1 points ago

I knew I couldn't have been the only one who wishes Geoffrey dies the most horrible and painful death.

[–]AManHasSpoken 13 points14 points ago

[–]ReverentJoker 0 points1 point ago

Shit that was funny. I'm on the floor.

[–]Rohan21166 0 points1 point ago

I want to hover over it soooo badly, but I'm only half way through the second book...

[–]robotictoast 2 points3 points ago

Don't. Power through the second book. Its by far the worst IMO (not a popular view) but the third book is almost universally everyone's favorite. It drops bombs left and right.

[–]Mack488 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah I want him to scream bloody murder too.

[–]Tatt-Brah -5 points-4 points ago

the real Bitch King

[–]Carvoic -3 points-2 points ago

SO. GODDAMN. TRUE.

[–]Ketrel -2 points-1 points ago

Upvoting because you did NOT put the punchline in the title.

[–]stoliloli -2 points-1 points ago

I love that show, I hate that show!

[–]Vorhut -2 points-1 points ago

How I feel in this threadwhile in the middle of the series.

[–]cYtRyxx 0 points1 point ago

If there is one thing I expect from GoT, it is that he die a horrendous death.

[–]Troobs -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]Aloysius_Jentee -4 points-3 points ago

Don't worry. Odds are he'll die at his wedding.