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Reverse trick or treat FTW! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]I-Dont-Give-A-Fuck- 44 points45 points ago

"Over to you Tom."

"Well Jane the results are in and 68% of people chose to be doors and elder women for Halloween this year."

"Wow Tom, how much candy do you think was given?"

"My guess Jane, is either it broke even or all of it."

[–]RubeusShagrid 15 points16 points ago

I'm going to go as a flaming bag of dog shit now.

So that when I see all of these door costumes, I'll just go sit at their feet until they get annoyed and leave.

[–]trampus1 7 points8 points ago

Commit to the bit. Wear an actual bag full of shit and set yourself on fire when they open the door.

[–]dszordan 3 points4 points ago

And then when you knock on my door, I'll come out and kick the shit out of you to put you out. It's what friends do.

[–]liquigen 71 points72 points ago

FW:FW:FW:Fw:FW: THIS IS SO CUTE!

[–]jveen 7 points8 points ago

here's where it started: http://ask.metafilter.com/134344/Are-we-too-old-to-trick-or-treat#1919877

[–]Zoten 0 points1 point ago

/r/forwardsfromgrandma

[–]ubomw 136 points137 points ago

I remember this one.

title comnts points age /r/
amazing halloween costume 50coms 1143pts 2dys funny
Greatest Halloween idea ever. 7coms 38pts 11hrs funny
Reverse trick or treat 70coms 488pts 11mos funny
Trick or Treat 199coms 1140pts 4mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]RubeusShagrid 49 points50 points ago

From yesterday

[–]Cyberslasher 16 points17 points ago

Two days.

[–]ubomw 15 points16 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's the one from 4 months ago for me.

[–]B3bop 0 points1 point ago

This little comic gets posted every year around Halloween. Just wait two weeks and there will be pictures of people with this costume idea. Srsly. Every year.

[–]coaltown 21 points22 points ago

New title: Hey I saw this on the front page of /r/funny and thought /r/funny might like it.

[–]Deluxx00 24 points25 points ago

Good thing you pointed this out, here I thought Reddit was pumping out fresh content

[–]ubomw 6 points7 points ago

Some old content can be fresh for new users. I'm likely to have missed a lot myself. I'm not against repost, but I'm all for informing about the status.

[–]Deluxx00 0 points1 point ago

Eh, I think if people cared they would check it on the website themselves

[–]silverslayer33 13 points14 points ago

Dammit OP, reposting from yesterday?

EDIT: Decided I wanted to use a gif instead of a static image.

[–]humble_gentleman 2 points3 points ago

New Mayor, New Cardiff

BEWARE FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[–]meatball402 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit a new Mayor!?

[–]Khandielas 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for Doctor Who reference.

Time to get bombarded with downvotes.

[–]sgrodgers10 0 points1 point ago

Like, at least repost it in a different subreddit. Maybe one that doesn't have 2.5 million readers to instantly call you out on reposting something within 48 hours.

[–]damontoo 0 points1 point ago

What is your secret? Every time I mention a re-post I get buried in downvotes and comments telling me to fuck off. Then I see comments like yours and it gives me hope.

[–]Forever_Awkward 0 points1 point ago

Thank god you showed up when you did! I almost clicked on a picture that was posted before! This would be a sin. If you don't view a picture the very second it is published to the internet, then you aren't supposed to see it at all.

[–]BogusMalogus -4 points-3 points ago

first time for me ...... so reposting not bad then

[–]ubomw 0 points1 point ago

Still, I'm waiting for real life re-enactment.

[–]FreeRangeSpinach 7 points8 points ago

I would love to try this!

[–]Aneds 5 points6 points ago

But where are we going to get the bananas?

[–]ForgotMyPants -1 points0 points ago

But don't doors always open out, rather than in?

[–]canehdianchick 5 points6 points ago

As a fact... Our radio station in town did a reverse trick-or-treater competition and I won.

Last Halloween I got to hand out candy on air with them ... I was dressed as Snow White and my dog was dressed as Dopey.

here

[–]doitforthelolz 23 points24 points ago

Anyone who says "FTW" should be stabbed.

[–]pos_ington 5 points6 points ago

Im sorry about this but what does it mean?

[–]JakJakAttacks 8 points9 points ago

For the win...

[–]Estatunaweena 8 points9 points ago

Had me cringe a bit.

[–]w0bb 3 points4 points ago

Had me cringe a lot.

[–]doublestep 7 points8 points ago

For The Win

[–]NopeNotConor 2 points3 points ago

There's a skate shop in my area called FTC which stands for Fuck The Cops so naturally I assumed FTW meant Fuck The World until someone explained it to me. I was very confused for a while there.

[–]jutct 0 points1 point ago

For The Wolf

[–]downvotes_are_great 0 points1 point ago

So umm we should stab you or something?

[–]doitforthelolz 0 points1 point ago

I used quotes, man.

[–]downvotes_are_great 0 points1 point ago

So using quotes means you did not say something? "I fucked your mother" I hope you are right or you are in for a shock...

[–]doitforthelolz 0 points1 point ago

holy shit man, calm down. All i meant was that i was quoting the word.

[–]downvotes_are_great 0 points1 point ago

Don't you tell me to calm down! I am calm! You are the one thats not calm! What are you looking at chair!? I am not crazy who said that? Was it you fan? Do not make me throw shit at you! Why are you still here? Did I say you can look at me like that!?

[–]doitforthelolz 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/vyqSf.gif

[–]Bellegar 0 points1 point ago

Just not in the face, please.

[–]dmdzine 6 points7 points ago

Did this in college at campus housing with some friends and filmed it. I'll see if I can wrangle up a video

[–]Hidebehind 5 points6 points ago

Please deliver

[–]kennyswag 2 points3 points ago

please

[–]dmdzine 0 points1 point ago

Dang it guys, I've looked all over my Facebook and haven't found it yet. I'll keep looking.

[–]fosterroberts 8 points9 points ago

You have no idea how many times I have seen this. No matter what timeline I access, it always appears. It's the single consistent event that matches across the entire span of alternate universes. It is the anomaly. It is God.

[–]neoMoses 5 points6 points ago

http://imgur.com/6Mfmb

[–]apoeticturtle 0 points1 point ago

If you ever start flashing through time, you know what your constant is.

[–]tthom580 2 points3 points ago

Unfortunately, they had put razor blades, heroine, and dog doo into the candy that they gave them.

[–]GReggzz732 0 points1 point ago

Well, I mean that's not so bad. Everyone needs a good razor blade, heroin is damn expensive, and dog doo is great for the kids.

[–]whatifkennedyducked 1 point2 points ago

Heroine? So like some Jane Austen novels? No thanks...

[–]CosmoFaerie 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on MLIA a few years ago. Don't go on there anymore, though.

[–]reallifesaulgoodman 0 points1 point ago

This was on here three days ago, right?

[–]mwproductions 0 points1 point ago

So, I appreciate that people haven't seen this before, but I'm getting pretty tired of seeing it. This exact link was submitted to this subreddit by a different user 3 days ago.

So, you know. Have a downvote.

[–]ProJokeExplainer 0 points1 point ago

This is certainly the first time i've seen this image

[–]MrDoofus 0 points1 point ago

I thought of this like five years ago I thought I had an insanely original idea. Guess not

[–]muteki_maigo 0 points1 point ago

Awesome idea! :)

[–]Ohtaman 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome.

[–]Ap0lar8ear 0 points1 point ago

My gf and I did this a while back. It's was fun besides me getting stuck with the door

[–]ddeese1 0 points1 point ago

That's a good idea!

[–]baxar 1 point2 points ago

Do American doors always open inwards?

[–]itouchboobs 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen one open out.

[–]Zappple 0 points1 point ago

It depends which side you're on.

[–]DyrusPillow 0 points1 point ago

My friends and I did that last year. Lots of fun.

[–]Pennstate321 -1 points0 points ago

Repost

[–]Evinn -1 points0 points ago

Obvious repost...

[–]MpegEVIL -1 points0 points ago

You know, this was posted a week ago. And the week before that. And last October. And the October before that. And the October before that...

[–]Sludgeman 0 points1 point ago

Me and a friend did this last year. It was a huge hit and is now like a neighborhood legend

[–]Inffused 0 points1 point ago

I actually did something similar to this with my cousin a few years ago. We dressed up in a black tablecloth, so we were pitch black (almost like a dementor from harry potter). We then took our pillowcases, filled them with candy we bought from the dollar tree, then proceeded to go out. We went from door to door knocking, staying completely silent, counted to 3 in our heads, faced each other, reached into our pillow cases, and then gave the stranger a handful of candy. We then slowly turned around and walked away. That was undoubtedly one of the best halloween nights i've had.

[–]akal96 -1 points0 points ago

This has been reposted 3 times in 2 days

[–]BobimusPrime 0 points1 point ago

I believe that's what you would call a "trick."

It's trick OR treat.

[–]aakemp 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]InsidiousVendetta 0 points1 point ago

This is brilliant, I might just have to do this.

[–]CheddarWombat 0 points1 point ago

Very old repost.

[–]FUiLoveAdventureTime 0 points1 point ago

The exact thing happened to my teacher.:O he said it was nice to be given candy instead of giving it away.

[–]SmashingLumpkins 0 points1 point ago

THAT's amazing?

[–]Googalyfrog 0 points1 point ago

Love this Halloween idea, though saw it over two years ago on my life is average site.

[–]deja-vu-comment 2 points3 points ago

Great now every costume is going to be a door this year.

.

[–]J_theHM -2 points-1 points ago

Good guys trick or treaters

[–]nanonanopico -1 points0 points ago

My friends do this every year...

[–]herpalladerp -3 points-2 points ago

REPOST!!

[–]RAPE_LASER -2 points-1 points ago

PUNCHLINE IN TITLE... FROM GRANDMA RE:RE:RE:

-10/10, WTFWNNNB

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

If anyone here is a fan of Spock or Star Trek, visit /r/Vulcan.

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

except when the house's front door opens outward

[–]AyeAyeLtd -1 points0 points ago

I actually had the idea of doing that this year.

[–]defensorfidei 0 points1 point ago

I actually did this last Halloween. Not as grandmas, but reverse tricker treating nonetheless.

[–]Anderfag -1 points0 points ago

This was literally posted a week ago. People aren't even good at reposts.

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[–]asqapro 9 points10 points ago

I think there's a reason no one had said it yet.

[–]I-hate-reposts -5 points-4 points ago

Why would you repost cunt?

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[–]ckuiper 2 points3 points ago

Hmmm, I think you might be on to something.

[–]MpegEVIL 2 points3 points ago

Wow! It's almost as if he dressed up as Spock in the first place.

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