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[–]epicfail450 500 points501 points ago

Are you my mummy?

[–]snprshot 125 points126 points ago

No, I'm the doctor

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis 111 points112 points ago

Oh I highly doubt that.

[–]RiverSong42 45 points46 points ago

Hello sweetie!

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis 41 points42 points ago

Melody. As I recall, you stole my TARDIS the last time we met.

[–]RiverSong42 32 points33 points ago

That hasn't happened yet! Spoilers!

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis 20 points21 points ago

Ah-ah. I am the me of now. The me of before your crime does not know of this.

[–]BadW01fRose 0 points1 point ago

Oh I see how it is, found new blonde then?

[–]ComeAlongPonds 0 points1 point ago

Back to your cell daughter of ours

[–]RopeBunny 46 points47 points ago

What number are you? I want to know if I should be flirting right now.

[–]Jeroknite 44 points45 points ago

The answer is always "yes, you should be."

[–]the_neophyte 35 points36 points ago

You people are FANtastic!

[–]ByahhByahh 21 points22 points ago

Brilliant.

[–]blackdragon42[!] 10 points11 points ago

i love you all.

[–]TrueBlueAussie 10 points11 points ago

cunts.

[–]Elrode 6 points7 points ago

Dont Blink

[–]ProDrug 7 points8 points ago

Wow. And which doctor exactly would you let get away?

[–]Juicy_Pebbles 1 point2 points ago

Read your user name as "Rape Bunny"

[–]The_Girl_Who_Waited 23 points24 points ago

Doctor! There you are! I've been looking all over

[–]TheDoctorAndTardis 18 points19 points ago

A-AMY?! We've only been seperated for an hour! What happened to you?!

[–]bieting 7 points8 points ago

It's been a week!

[–]firstaccounttemp 3 points4 points ago

Why do you lot never stay put when I tell you to?

[–]TimeLordOfTheRings 3 points4 points ago

As do I.

[–]ZEB1138 40 points41 points ago

Go to your room!

[–]blackdragon42[!] 37 points38 points ago

i am very cross i am very ANGRY! now GO TO YOUR ROOM!

[–]TenSecondsFlat 29 points30 points ago

I'm so happy that worked! That would have been terrible last words!

[–]nameless912 8 points9 points ago

When this is your first think upon seeing this picture, you know you've crossed the line and can never go back.

[–]Evi1M4chine -1 points0 points ago

…said the child in the Catholic hospital. ;)

[–]AceCake 58 points59 points ago

I found that episode truly terrifying.

[–]BloomingDove 17 points18 points ago

Me too but I loved it

[–]bieting 20 points21 points ago

Yes, but not worse than the Weeping Angels ...shudder

[–]SmoothWD40 5 points6 points ago

Two of my favorites.

[–]nameless912 5 points6 points ago

No, I think this was worse than weeping angels. Or maybe that's because I watched this one at 3 in the morning in a creaky old house and I watched Weeping Angels in my dorm at 2 in the afternoon. haha

[–]Evi1M4chine 3 points4 points ago

Wait until the Angels team up with the Silence.

*NOPE*

[–]nameless912 1 point2 points ago

I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THERE YET ASSHOLE.

[–]ecfg59000 3 points4 points ago

I don't believe that has actually happened yet.

[–]Evi1M4chine 0 points1 point ago

That hasn’t actually happened.

A nice day to you “asshole” too, sir.

[–]bieting 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend and I are debating between these two for our halloween costumes ... Silence or Angles? I'm leaning toward Angles because we are going to a friend's cabin in the woods and there is a creepy old cemetery there... eeeeeeeee!

[–]Evi1M4chine 0 points1 point ago

Or? Let them have babies! ;)

[–]AceCake 0 points1 point ago

I had a fear of gas-masks before I watched this episode. Now it's ridiculous, I can't move when I see one, I just freeze, my heart goes mad and I can't stop staring at them. I keeping wishing the Doctor will appear.

[–]owlsarentaholes 3 points4 points ago

I'm up to season 4 now, and that one is STILL the only one that horrifies me. Can't get those damn creepy kids and their creepy gas masks out of my head.

[–]WeeBabySeamus 3 points4 points ago

Midnight made me incredibly uneasy. Mostly because I was watching it alone at night.

[–]Khiraji 3 points4 points ago

That episode is fucked up. Only episode of Doctor Who that's genuinely creeped me out. Weeping Angels, Silence, whatever, bleh... but Midnight, man..... that's some spooky shit right there.

[–]Itisme129 1 point2 points ago

Just finished season 4. Soooo good. You're going to love it. Stop whatever you're doing and go watch the rest!!!

[–]thehelsabot 20 points21 points ago

Came for the Doctor Who reference, was not disappointed.

[–]wbrisX360 23 points24 points ago

Came into the comments expecting this. Was not disappointed.

[–]Ranmaoneovertwo 8 points9 points ago

Me too, the hivemind has pleased me today.

[–]bacon1625 6 points7 points ago

i really wanted to be the first person to post this... but you beat me... well done

[–]smithal3 1 point2 points ago

Me too :(

[–]Danthemanisme95 0 points1 point ago

Me three

[–]OrangeJuiceMoose -2 points-1 points ago

Me 4

[–]failed_novelty 1 point2 points ago

I, too, am unoriginal.

[–]aricha14 3 points4 points ago

No Mummies here... Just us chickens.

[–]Admiral_Nobeard 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Nobody in here but us chickens.

[–]Velidra -2 points-1 points ago

I came here for this. Was not dissapointed.

[–]karmachallenged -2 points-1 points ago

Came here for THIS!

[–]41571 -2 points-1 points ago

I came on here just to comment this.

[–]greyrainbow -1 points0 points ago

Came here to say this, I am not disappointed.

[–]Posnania 57 points58 points ago

No, it is not! In the right lower corner you can see Maxin machine gun model 1910 on the Sokolov's mount. It wasn't used by Japanese.

This is image from Soviet Union before World War II.

[–]Elemmakil 12 points13 points ago

You should also point out the red flags all over this picture.

Several people are not wearing gas masks and don't look very asian.

The school uniforms don't look Japanese. The boys should be wearing black Gakuran uniforms.

[–]JonnyRadical 51 points52 points ago

Not everyone ... Look at the right-most person in the picture. And then a few behind him.

[–]Mr_Sorter 30 points31 points ago

Yup. OP made up that part. when this picture was posted, a few months back, someone pointed out that this was a parade.

[–]JonnyRadical 9 points10 points ago

That's one helluva parade

[–]t8te 5 points6 points ago

black parade

[–]khrljnd 19 points20 points ago

Insert MCR song reference here

[–]lnenad 12 points13 points ago

You are wrong, OP is not a fag this time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyake-jima#Culture_and_tourism

The residents of the island are required to carry gas masks with them at all times, but need not wear them constantly. Raid alarms go off if there is a dramatic increase in the levels of sulfur in the air.[2]

[–]Posnania 43 points44 points ago

OP is absolutely a fag.

This machine gun PM 1910 and ZIS-5 truck.

This is Soviet Union before World War II.

[–]BryLock 8 points9 points ago

I don't know if you are correct, but I am impressed either way.

[–]busfullofchinks 1 point2 points ago

That does look like a commisar's hat in front.

[–]MagmaGuy 1 point2 points ago

Someone knows his guns...

[–]viciouslyawesomeness 2 points3 points ago

Photobombed.

[–]Planex2012 2 points3 points ago

They are not in the subsequent pictures; probably should have worn the masks.

[–]snowflakelord 0 points1 point ago

And the crowd to the left

[–]mandykg -2 points-1 points ago

I think I'm too scared to look at the photo again to check!

[–]ZangTumbTumb 63 points64 points ago

Implying this picture was taken in Japan.

Implying those aren't soviet military uniforms and soviet pioneer (scouts) uniforms in the crowd.

Nice try OP.

[–]schmon -4 points-3 points ago

Why talk like a btard ? This is reddit, we're civilized people.

[–]LordPuffy 26 points27 points ago

Mummy? Are you my mummy? Let me in mummy. I'm afraid of the bombs, mummy.

[–]Maniac523 18 points19 points ago

Thanks to Doctor Who I can no longer look at gas masks, statues, or bananas the same way as I did before.

[–]MoNkEyxJOSHH 5 points6 points ago

Why bananas? I must have missed something

[–]Mang-Oh-Tea 11 points12 points ago

weapons factory was replaced by a banana plantation. I like bananas.

[–]CoeurLoyal 10 points11 points ago

Don't drop it. It's a good source of potassium.

[–]Evi1M4chine 0 points1 point ago

What episode? I can’t remember.

[–]Mang-Oh-Tea 0 points1 point ago

i think the doctor dances, but i could be wrong.

[–]mortalwombat7 2 points3 points ago

Always take a banana to a party. Bananas are good.

[–]Maniac523 1 point2 points ago

I suppose I should clarify. Gas masks and statues are understandable, but before Doctor Who if I had seen a banana I would have thought, 'great, now I'm hungry', but ever since The Doctor Dances, whenever I see a banana I think about Jack, Rose, and the Doctor running through the hospital.

[–]mastercoolkid 7 points8 points ago

hodgy beats dena tape anyone?

[–]NagginNeighbour 1 point2 points ago

The Left's 'Gas Mask' anyone?

[–]MGxD_Poster 0 points1 point ago

Knew this picture looked familiar...

[–]DaSavior 5 points6 points ago

Also the album artwork for one of my favorite albums, Gas Mask - The Left

[–]Psikle 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering if I would see a comment about The Left

[–]OneNightWithBusey 4 points5 points ago

Every three months this picture is posted by an idiot... and every three months it is debunked by someone who has a brain.

[–]xdesmo 3 points4 points ago

Doctor who?

[–]xXx_360_UpVoTe_xXx 15 points16 points ago

WHEN I WAS...

[–]Rotty2707 12 points13 points ago

A YOUNG BOY

[–]MsMorningstar 12 points13 points ago

MY FATHER

[–]TiitsMcgeee 11 points12 points ago

TOOK ME IN TO THE CITY

[–]Rotty2707 12 points13 points ago

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[–]Cheeseburg3r 9 points10 points ago

HE SAID SON WHEN

[–]AllieLovesPokemon 7 points8 points ago

YOU GROW UP

[–]TiitsMcgeee 6 points7 points ago

WILL YOU BE

[–]heemster 7 points8 points ago

THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN

[–]americangrl904 6 points7 points ago

THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

[–]Rourne 3 points4 points ago

Black Parade anyone?

[–]blackseaoftrees 0 points1 point ago

No, thank you.

[–]Kerstmangang 2 points3 points ago

Are you my mummy?

[–]kancerr 4 points5 points ago

What a small world I was just looking at the album cover for this the other day....

http://www.amazon.com/Gas-Mask-The-Left/dp/B003XIO6SS

[–]fried_ass 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part is the kids on the bottom left playing with what looks like some type of cannon

[–]imontopofit 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the creepiest parts of the photo imo.

[–]Elemmakil 0 points1 point ago

Maxim machine gun, this is not Japan.

[–]SecretCobraz 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of the Helghast.

[–]MrDeckchair 2 points3 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]RiteOfWay 2 points3 points ago

Are you sure this isn't just a background for the black parade?

[–]Cerberus_T001 2 points3 points ago

reminds me of this http://imgur.com/6qS1u

[–]OrlyUsay 0 points1 point ago

Death Korps of Kreig eh?

[–]Cerberus_T001 0 points1 point ago

yup. would be cool if they did actually have soldiers that looked like that in ww1 or 2...

[–]MrPeterIt 2 points3 points ago

Mummy? Are you my mummy? Mummy where are you? I am looking for my mummy. I want my mummy.

[–]xChromeWolf 2 points3 points ago

Are you my mummy?

[–]riohachachachacha 0 points1 point ago

I have seen this so many times it's ceased to be creepy in the slightest.

[–]doOob 2 points3 points ago

It should be Miyakejima not Miyakejima island. The -jima suffix means island.

[–]Shamoodle 4 points5 points ago

Is Miyake island ok?

[–]doOob 1 point2 points ago

Miyakejima, the island where everyone wears a gas mask. OR Miyakemura, the village where everyone wears a gas mask.

[–]stupendousdragon 3 points4 points ago

are you my mummy?

[–]koltenanderson 0 points1 point ago

Repost. Repost. Re-post!

[–]Purdle 0 points1 point ago

There's actually a guy in the back left not wearing a mask. He must be a badass.

[–]Semire 0 points1 point ago

There's gotta be a good backstory for a creepy horror movie in this somehow...

[–]Hadnothingclever -2 points-1 points ago

There's high amounts of airborne sulfur at times they just carry gas masks around as a precaution.

Edit: Guys this is the truth about the island why am I getting downvoated?

[–]Elemmakil 1 point2 points ago

[–]Hadnothingclever -3 points-2 points ago

Well regardless of the fact that the picture is wrong the information I have provided is correct.

The residents of the island are required to carry gas masks with them at all times, but need not wear them constantly. Raid alarms go off if there is a dramatic increase in the levels of sulfur in the air.

Proof:http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyake-jima#section_2

[–]Elemmakil 0 points1 point ago

  • The island has nothing to with the pic.

  • Your linked source is only stating, that residents needed to carry these mask in 2006, 18 months after the residents returned to the island after it was evacuated in 2000. Accourding to your linked article, the sulfur emissions stared with the eruption in 2000.

Whatever the backstory of this picture is, it has nothing to do with the Japanese island.

[–]Hadnothingclever -1 points0 points ago

I was stating the back story based on the title

[–]LordTacoSauce 1 point2 points ago

Just imagine going here, gloomy foggy morning, not a soul in sight. Then out of no where the entire town slowly shuffles towards you, moaning in pain.

[–]RelaxedBurrito 0 points1 point ago

Not all of them are wearing them, and some of those what are not are englishmen.

[–]spikeybike 1 point2 points ago

I've been to this island. It's off the coast of Tokyo and from what I've seen nobody does this anymore.

[–]ryanasimov 1 point2 points ago

We don't need no ed-u-ca-tion...

[–]MrKHuffins 0 points1 point ago

The guy on the right side, half his face is cropped off, but from what we can tell, at least half his face isn't gas masked.

[–]Littleguyyy 1 point2 points ago

For some reason, gas masks really freak me out. I'm not scared of much, execpt gas masks, and jello.

[–]ITargetPK 0 points1 point ago

False Black woman on the far right is not wearing a gas mask.

[–]xxCLJ 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna have a nightmare tonight now. Freaked me out.

[–]kitnmitnz 1 point2 points ago

looks like tim burtons dream world

[–]Larein 0 points1 point ago

This picture is from Japan?

[–]GabrielMaher 0 points1 point ago

What about that man in the back to the left ?

[–]indigomoon11 0 points1 point ago

Shit. Gas masks are what I find most scary.

[–]kazestyle 0 points1 point ago

Now we know where the pyro is from.

[–]AceValentine 0 points1 point ago

[–]ArticulateThis 1 point2 points ago

Jima means island, so writing Miyakejima island is redundant, by the way.

[–]Gelsamel -1 points0 points ago

I came here to say this, but someone already said it...

[–]WombyMatt 0 points1 point ago

The dena tape anybody?

[–]SubZero_Karma0124 1 point2 points ago

thats not wtf thats creepy as fuck

[–]IFuckedAGoat 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that sees the one guy without a mask?

[–]silverwarbler 0 points1 point ago

Except for that woman on the far right.

[–]Nissan280zx 0 points1 point ago

Cool, this picture is the cover for The Dena Tape from Hodgy Beats.

[–]way2bored 0 points1 point ago

False...WWII or WWI Era British Children i believe

[–]Anonymous139 0 points1 point ago

Its a village of Sid Wilsons

[–]FallenSnow 1 point2 points ago

That is creepy as fuck!

[–]IAmARockstar 0 points1 point ago

Slipknot would be amazing there

[–]Wheniod 0 points1 point ago

AMERICA 2013

[–]Lecter8u2 0 points1 point ago

Very creepy

[–]MaiJayuums 0 points1 point ago

Meanwhile in Helghan...

[–]koziro 0 points1 point ago

The Gas Mask albums' cover, if you haven't heard it check it out.

[–]KevinBevinBoBevin 0 points1 point ago

oh yeah. i love my chemical romance.

[–]Perryy 1 point2 points ago

The Dena Tape

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Between this + reading /r/nosleep earlier I am not sleeping tonight.

[–]vinylscratchp0n3 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Pink Floyd's The Wall movie with all the children with distorted faces.

[–]katelegendre 1 point2 points ago

Someone call the doctor O-o

[–]damonkat26 0 points1 point ago

You know that there has to be one idiot in the picture who's smiling while he/she has the gas mask on.

[–]Speaker-for-the-Dead 0 points1 point ago

I love this picture.

[–]cameronmcc -1 points0 points ago

Nope. This is actually a photo of everyone the day after taco tuesday at del taco

[–]ricaud 0 points1 point ago

Hodgy Beats - The Dena Tape

[–]Nugget_Muffins 1 point2 points ago

I just found on some website that Miyakejima is a Japanese island with very high volcanic activity. Residents were forced to leave and in 2005 were allowed to return, but some land was rendered uninhabitable because of the toxic stuff in the land. Some residents like these people in the picture returned to that land and wore gas masks for whatever reason I do not know.

[–]guesswhostalkin 0 points1 point ago

Except for those guys in the left-center. They're rebels!

[–]readit475 1 point2 points ago

I keep getting Doctor Who flashbacks.

[–]Slayer_of_Pancakes 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the nightmares! I'll just go and not sleep somewhere else

[–]Kosard 0 points1 point ago

I see none gas masked faces!

[–]clwreaper 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I think of the Spongebob episode when Squidward moves away. Are you Squidward?

[–]the_dying_punk 0 points1 point ago

Not everyone wears a mask I've found 4 people without masks. It's like a creepy where's Wally.

[–]knight_simons 0 points1 point ago

Okay didn't need to go to bed soon anyways

[–]Obliviouscamper 0 points1 point ago

I that chick on the far right does not give a fuck

[–]Prizoner35 1 point2 points ago

Except the guy on the far right.

[–]SickGoose 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the black parade?

[–]WWDCD 1 point2 points ago

Are you my mumm... Oh that's right I'm not the only whovian :(

[–]Quack445 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the 43'rd death korps. (Warhammer 40k)

[–]up-in-smoke 1 point2 points ago

This is the album cover for rap artist "the left" the album was called gas mask and ut was actually a pretty decent collection of tracks

[–]ScizorofVenus 0 points1 point ago

It's Pyro's hometown!

[–]TheUnforgivenII 0 points1 point ago

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker!

[–]Jouhou 0 points1 point ago

This is not accurate, the photo is this: http://www.flickr.com/photos/heidiheidiheidi/736886539/ Description is in the link.

[–]SS_sailor 0 points1 point ago

Nova zombie protection?

[–]FletchLax13 0 points1 point ago

Why do those little ass kids have a fucking cannon???

[–]protege97 0 points1 point ago

I guess this is where the Pyro is from

[–]PeteVenkmann 1 point2 points ago

Knew it reminded me of something

Edit: It's the My Chemical Romance video for The Black Parade. I've just realised the pic alone makes bugger all sense.

[–]804R -2 points-1 points ago

wore

Because they've moved away or are dead.