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[–]shinndigg 120 points121 points ago

In a clip I saw she asked her mom "why can't meat be a side" when she was already getting an all meat entree. The girl is on to something...

[–]hello_from_the_moon 40 points41 points ago

[–]vellyboo 4 points5 points ago

I thought of Ron Swanson when I thought of having a side of meat with your meat entree.

[–]boogerstrom 80 points81 points ago

I read a good comment on Jezebel in regards to this show, 'Momma June' in particular. It was a quote from Roald Dahl. "A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."- The Twits.

Anyway, this quote prompted me to actually watch an episode, and the family, although crass at times are very kind and clearly there is a lot of love and caring in the home. Also, the daughters seem confident and secure and don't seem to be experiencing a lot of the body/weight/esteem issues that so many young women of that age group suffer with.

[–]pseudo_meat 30 points31 points ago

I'm glad you said that because I've been thinking that for weeks. Honestly, the family is really close and love spending time together. What more can you ask for, honestly? We can judge that family for being white trash but what about all of the abusive households and horrible child environments that we DON'T see. Why can't we lay off these people and just not watch the show? Also, I am of the opinion that Honey Boo Boo (or whatever her real name is) is actually a very bright child. Her environment has obviously had a lot of effect on her and the way she speaks but she's actually a very mature little kid. But definitely silly. As most kids are. Anyway TL;DR I agree with you.

[–]99Faces 13 points14 points ago

I tried out an episode for different reasons - I wanted to see what the freak show was all about, but I came to the same conclusion as you did.. I have since been trying to convince everyone I hear talking bad about them, they really are a beautiful family - albiet a bit rough around the edges.

[–]shadmere 1 point2 points ago

I agree. My girlfriend watches the show, and while I find myself saying things like, "Really? She really just said that!?", I can't really hate them. I don't think I'd want to hang around them, but the kids seem genuinely happy. I can't hate that.

[–]wait_a_tick 308 points309 points ago

Bitch about kids being exploited on television by their families for profit / missing out on childhood.

Make fun of child when she says something that would be considered cute if she were any other child not on television being exploited by her parents for profit.

[–]Gamoc 133 points134 points ago

Agreed, that's completely normal child talk. Are we supposed to expect the deepest of philosophical thoughts from her or something because she's on TV?

[–]friendzonedbyreddit 229 points230 points ago

Maybe she is a philosopher. Maybe she is saying she feels like a fish in a fishbowl being watched by people all over, with no control over her own life. Maybe she feels like a fish.

[–]Shavetheweasel 69 points70 points ago

Maybe we're all just lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year.

[–]Naldort 24 points25 points ago

Running over the same old ground

[–]somebeach 17 points18 points ago

what have we found?

[–]elastic-craptastic 10 points11 points ago

The same old fears...

[–]urrutia86 8 points9 points ago

wish you were here!

[–]naimina 10 points11 points ago

[–]DerpVonGroove 4 points5 points ago

Oh how I wish you were here :(

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 23 points24 points ago

Shit, man.

[–]FlatMTNDew 10 points11 points ago

Are you asking him to, ANAL_QUEEN?

[–]iratusamuru 3 points4 points ago

Bitch about kids being exploited on television by their families for profit / missing out on childhood.

Post content that acts as an advertisement for said exploitation in high traffic internet locales.

[–]Beardamus 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, this would be a pretty profound statement in r/trees

[–]mysticrudnin 1 point2 points ago

I have heard that she knows exactly what she is doing. She is acting for the audience and getting paid.

[–]_sherlock_ 35 points36 points ago

Faulkner pulled this years ago in As I Lay Dying. I call plagiarism.

[–]slekce10 9 points10 points ago

Chapter 16:

"My mother is a fish."

[–]Accidentallystoned 311 points312 points ago

Who voted for this to be "America's sweetheart." I certainly didn't.

[–]Theloogangkids 89 points90 points ago

Southpark?

[–]AtomicTacoCanada 96 points97 points ago

Someone has to raise the bar, quickly, call James Cameron!

[–]VoluptuousOrange 109 points110 points ago

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because... he is James Cameron.

[–]Raidenbobalay 66 points67 points ago

James Cameron don't think it be like it is, but it do.

[–]shadowjeffknowsbest 5 points6 points ago

Greatest south park quote ever

[–]FalconFlight17 12 points13 points ago

His name is James, JAMES, Cameron!

[–]JKR93 8 points9 points ago

It's an outrage.

[–]TamponDickShitz 34 points35 points ago

I am wasted right now, and I thought you said orangutan

[–]shampi 17 points18 points ago

Profound thoughts, from TamponDickShitz

[–]slowturtleboy 4 points5 points ago

she's not the sweetheart we deserve, but the one we need

[–]ripghoti -4 points-3 points ago

All those ignorant troglodytes who watch those shows. Can we petition an abortion this far after conception?

[–]Dragoryu3000 23 points24 points ago

You heard it here, folks. Ripghoti just advocated the killing of a little girl.

[–]dressiertugboat 55 points56 points ago

Dude, have you seen the show, the kids pretty funny. I mean, I dont agree with those TV shows, but the kid seems like a sweetheart.

[–]Patass 27 points28 points ago

The family went to a red neck festival and bobbed for raw pigs feet, all the while touting they weren't red necks.

[–]Onelouder 19 points20 points ago

Isn't it fun judging other humans based on their life choices, geographical location and culture? It always inflates the esteem I have for my superior life choices, geographical location and culture.

[–]BeyondSight 13 points14 points ago

I live in Texas. Her mother is scum on this earth.

[–]Onelouder 13 points14 points ago

If you wouldn't mind, could you explain your facts for this conclusion?

Has she physically or sexually abused her children or anyone else?

Moonlights as a Corporate Executive for an Oil Conglomerate who made billions of dollars by dumping hazardous waste and heavy metals into rural farmlands of third world countries?

Or maybe she is an African Warlord using child soldiers snatched from their sobbing mothers arms under the cover of night to be brainwashed into comitting genocide and other such horrors.

or is she just a mother with kids she loves and has issues with food like many millions of people across the world, not just in America.

[–]siegewolf 9 points10 points ago

Child pageants can be considered child abuse. I did papers on it in college.

[–]xmashamm 9 points10 points ago

I did papers on it in college.

QED

[–]TotallyNotHitler 4 points5 points ago

'I did papers on it in college' is now my favourite saying when arguing with people.

[–]Pointy130 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–]pluckydame 2 points3 points ago

I haven't seen the show, but it seems nice that they do stuff together as a family. I liked going to festivals and museums and stuff with my family when I was a kid. Actually, I still do...

[–]clodhen 8 points9 points ago

Cool it Reba. Because she has fame hungry parents in a morally decrepit nation, she is the one to blame?

[–]yousirnaime 9 points10 points ago

[–]ForgetMeNaut 9 points10 points ago

It's a word that douchebags use when they want to sound intelligent.

[–]yipyipyap 10 points11 points ago

It's a word my high school science teacher who had been around since like the 40s used to call students he didn't like before he'd kick their desks and yell at them to shut the fuck up.

[–]TbanksIV -1 points0 points ago

wp

[–]yousirnaime 5 points6 points ago

wp?

[–]zippyajohn 14 points15 points ago

Say what you will about the idea of this show, but if you actually watch it that family is pretty loving towards each other.

[–]k0rupsean 40 points41 points ago

When was the last time "The Learning Channel" had anything educational on it?!

[–]_Particle_Man_ 18 points19 points ago

probably a few years ago when they changed their name to officially be TLC and not The Learning Channel any more

[–]ExLenne 31 points32 points ago

No more learning from TLC.

No more music from MTV.

What's next - no more black people on BET?

[–]ChemEBrew 20 points21 points ago

No more history on the History channel? Oh wait, that already happened with every pawn show conceivable.

[–]ExLenne 8 points9 points ago

Don't forget the aliens.

[–]eman462 5 points6 points ago

HEY don't go there. Everybody has a little Ancient Aliens cheer in themselves.

[–]fufdoofGOG 2 points3 points ago

And the American military channel has nothing but Nazi shows.

[–]Beezle 3 points4 points ago

Travel and Living Channel

[–]scorpio242 12 points13 points ago

It used to have educational programming?

[–]ramchompski 3 points4 points ago

I had no idea what TLC stood for until now. I'v been living a lie.

[–]Auroraei 53 points54 points ago

I don't care what anyone says, I think Alana is adorable. The majority of people who judge her have never even seen the show. She's 7 years old for christs sakes. Her family is a bunch of rednecks though.

[–]3065462 16 points17 points ago

I just don't understand why so many people don't understand that this show is a comedy. It's actually pretty funny. They know that they are red necks and fat and it's funny!

[–]normalite 43 points44 points ago

Shes just a kid. Kids are goofy.

Her mom is to blame, not the kid.

[–]icanseestars 1 point2 points ago

Have you seen this family?

This kid has no chance at all.

[–]jurassiksteeze 11 points12 points ago

Surprisingly open minded

[–]cydril 177 points178 points ago

She's fucking 6 years old. You guys are really gonna sit here and viciously tear down a 6 year old for saying she is a fish? Take a step back and evaluate your fucking life.

[–]jargonista 45 points46 points ago

You are way off base man.

She's 7.

[–]Nacho_torpedo 31 points32 points ago

I agree. It is really sad. She is just a little kid :(

[–]BeffyLove 20 points21 points ago

Seriously. She is a LITTLE GIRL. It's not her fault she's being raised by idiots, and even then what she said isn't stupid, it's cute for a child. Jesus Christ reddit pisses me off sometimes.

[–]HaveADream 2 points3 points ago

I agree, and you're brave for sharing your opinion.

[–]imtk 7 points8 points ago

Someone has watched 'Ponyo' too many times.

[–]keeewiii 3 points4 points ago

My mother is a fish.

[–]TobeWhatis 6 points7 points ago

i think the girl is adorable, maybe because i'm not a pretentious freak who hates everything popular and mainstream. i mean just let them live their redneck life, i honestly don't get why reddit has to hate them so much

[–]theBAchampion 4 points5 points ago

has anyone read As I Lay Dying? well shes like vardimin "my mother is a fish"

[–]TheJack38 47 points48 points ago

... Okay, I give up. What the fuck is this "Honey Boo Boo" thing, and why is the internet talking about it?

[–]guesswhostalkin 60 points61 points ago

It's a television show about a genetically deformed family and their mentally deficient, spoilt daughter as far as I can tell from the commercials.

[–]CptHaddock 30 points31 points ago

I'm also quite ignorant of this but isn't this kid six years old? She just acts like a bratty little kid.

It seems very unfair for a child to be so universally condemned.

[–]annielovesbacon 4 points5 points ago

I think you're right. Yes, she is bratty and stupid, but that's her parents' fault, not hers.

She was bred a moron. I almost feel sorry for her.

[–]life-form_42 0 points1 point ago

I would consider it the parents' fault and her's. A child shouldn't be condemned for having faults though, but hopefully taught to correct them.

[–]s-mores 39 points40 points ago

"Inbred rednecks" would be the word I'd use from seeing one clip.

They complain about the lack of roadkill in their diet and eat spagetti (sketti) with butter-ketchup mix that has 5 parts butter 2 parts ketchup. I had to stop watching when they were eating spagetti that was thrown to the wall to see if it stuck (it did)

[–]Alarmed_Ferret 11 points12 points ago

Was it a whole plate, or just one noodle? Because we'd throw a single noodle at the fridge in our kitchen to see if it stuck. If it stuck that meant that the noodles were done.

[–]BBEnterprises 6 points7 points ago

Why not just try a noodle?

[–]guesswhostalkin 31 points32 points ago

Jesus Christ, they're like the swamp folk from Fo3 (if you've ever played that)...

[–]Delta_L 2 points3 points ago

I don't think I'll look at Point Lookout in the same way again.

[–]StonedWhiteGirl 4 points5 points ago

I'm assuming you've never thrown spaghetti at the wall to see if it's done or not. This was a common thing in my family, growing up, and yes, the kids would often eat the spaghetti that had been thrown at the wall.

[–]s-mores 3 points4 points ago

I have, it's a normal way of seeing if the spaghetti is al dente, but I've certainly never heard of anyone eating the spaghetti afterwards :/

[–]adamthebeast 3 points4 points ago

And guess who lives 30 mins away from her......

[–]xr3llx 8 points9 points ago

I love some sketti but.. butter? ketchup? Please for the love of our beloved FSM say you're only joking.

[–]s-mores 25 points26 points ago

[–]Darth2132 20 points21 points ago

I'm not clicking that, I'll just trust you.

[–]a-holt 12 points13 points ago

Jesus fucking Christ

[–]justbecausewhynot 10 points11 points ago

This video gave me cancer.

[–]yousirnaime 7 points8 points ago

im... im really sad now.

not like internet sad... real life sad :(

[–]studmuffffffin 5 points6 points ago

Who the fuck watches that show? I mean, what is the demographic?

[–]CUNT_SMASH_ANAL_FUCK 13 points14 points ago

Eh i dunno but if it was narrated by David Attenborough as retards in their natural habitat, i would watch the fuck outta that.

[–]HallowVortex 2 points3 points ago

[–]A_British_Gentleman 5 points6 points ago

I do. They don't show it in the UK so I download it especially.

Whenever I feel a bit down, I know I can watch them and feel like a good, normal person.

[–]Pokemon_Trainer 2 points3 points ago

Retards.

[–]MisterDonkey 3 points4 points ago

I spend less than her on food, but I certainly do not resort to making meals like that.

[–]misanthr0p1c 2 points3 points ago

Meh. I'd eat a few strings of spaghetti that were thrown on a cabinet.

[–]Nacho_torpedo 2 points3 points ago

The wall trick is from a Martha Stewart cooking show. Just FYI.

[–]firelock_ny 4 points5 points ago

The wall trick is far, far more ancient than Martha's cooking show - none of my grandmothers were even Italian and they all knew about it.

[–]TheRealBramtyr 3 points4 points ago

That only answers the first half of the question. Why the fuck are people talking about it?

[–]BeffyLove 3 points4 points ago

She's a little freaking girl, it's not her fault she's being raised by idiots. Don't call her mentally deficient.

[–]killingthedream 3 points4 points ago

What hasn't been mentioned in these replies is that it's on The Learning Channel...Yes, TLC is airing something as fucking dumb as this.

*I stand corrected. It is no longer 'The Learning channel'; simply, 'TLC'. Nothing to learn here, folks.

[–]jberth 19 points20 points ago

To be fair, TLC has been complete shit for a long time. There has been literally nothing involving "learning" on TLC for at least 10 years now.

  • Say Yes To The Dress
  • 18 Kids and Counting
  • Toddlers and Tiaras
  • Honey Boo Boo
  • American Gypsies
  • Extreme Couponing
  • Long Island Medium
  • etc.

[–]yousirnaime 39 points40 points ago

I remember the good old days when TLC was comparable to The History Channel... now its comparable to the history channel

[–]input_cords 3 points4 points ago

Except not enough ancient aliens

[–]pop_N_fresh987 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes I think Discovery channel is headed in the same direction.

[–]Exaskryz 4 points5 points ago

It really is. Deadliest Catch spawned that whole stream of reality TV shows like American Logger and Alaska Truckers.

[–]ExLenne 4 points5 points ago

Reality TV killed television. I say that as a reality tv fan. Too much of anything is a bad thing. It has completely taken over what used to be completely unrelated programming. It's a shame.

[–]GTiHOV 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad Anthony Bourdain left TLC. His was was a bit too educational for The LEARNING Channel.

[–]LaPoderosa 26 points27 points ago

[–]PainusBrainus 16 points17 points ago

This is insulting to blobfish.

[–]where_is_that 11 points12 points ago

My god, south park didn't even exaggerate.

[–]mekramer 18 points19 points ago

My mother's a fish.

[–]CanaMcPain 6 points7 points ago

The true spawn of Addie Bundren

[–]_Particle_Man_ 0 points1 point ago

Silly child, mantees are mammals

[–]goodbye9hello10 3 points4 points ago

It's funny how the perception of things like this is. Now I'm not saying I support Honey Boo Boo or whatever that show is called, I'm just saying that if some random Redditor posted their child saying something like this, they'd get so many compliments and praise and this girl just gets insulted and stuff.

[–]Thatsalotofdollhairs 3 points4 points ago

Yes, she is from a crazy family, but from what I can see she is a normal little girl who says silly things as any other child would do. It's sad to see her critised so publicly for acting like a normal goofy child

[–]cyanidebath 3 points4 points ago

In context, she said this while proclaiming how much she loved swimming.

[–]connonym 5 points6 points ago

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, that kid is cute and funny. Her family may be sort of trashy but they're certainly classier than the Kardashians. I hope the money they make from the show helps the girls go to college and do better things for themselves.

I've only ever seen clips from this show but from what I've seen they all are very caring toward one another and while they are not very sophisticated or educated they aren't stupid either. I'm curious if any of the people with so much hate have ever actually watched any of it before forming your opinion?

[–]cory89123 8 points9 points ago

Since when is this Americas sweetheart? ...I mean fucking really???

[–]catmasterx 4 points5 points ago

technically we did evolve from fish so..

[–]Escalus01 2 points3 points ago

...Vardaman?

[–]derped 0 points1 point ago

As a Georgian, I am so sorry, world.

[–]Shampyon -1 points0 points ago

The only exposure to this show I get comes from Reddit. Everything I've seen leads me to believe she is a fantastic kid with a shitty stage mom.

What's it seem like to those who've actually watched the show?

[–]asshatnowhere 2 points3 points ago

while in some case it may be funny, I can't help but feel this is the only way some of you guys will ever feel superior, by laughing at a little kid. I wish someone recorded all the stupid shit some of you guys may have said as children

[–]cmonman890 3 points4 points ago

o i just love her

[–]Citisol 0 points1 point ago

Keep her underwater for an hour so we can know for sure...

[–]JustCallMeFoxy 2 points3 points ago

It's sad. In all honesty, she's an adorable kid, it's just what kind of repercussions may this show have on her and the other kids once they're grown

[–]levelologist 2 points3 points ago

Guys, we have to stop picking on children. Is it really fair to this LITTLE GIRL? Adults are fair game, but everyone, stuff like this is really a form of child abuse and bullying. Not cool. Think about it, it matters.

[–]abcinfinity 0 points1 point ago

stop reproducing!

[–]needforspeed91 4 points5 points ago

Damn, so Honey Boo Boo is real? Is it just like they showed on SP, or is it worse?

[–]de_klootzakken 17 points18 points ago

having never viewed it before, just a few clips here and there, i decided to watch a full episode (s01/ep3, for anyone who cares). in spite of my own expectation to feel something was very wrong; i couldn't. they're certainly not the epitome of familial perfection, but nor are they the vulgar parasites that i'm being told to think they are.

[–]Lurkingkarmalizer 0 points1 point ago

I read "America's sweetheart" and was expecting Zooey Deschanel...

[–]ThatConnorGuy 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck! Honey boo boo is a real thing? I thought south park just mad that shit up!

[–]Alexander12345 3 points4 points ago

If that's America's sweetheart then I'm a fucking god

[–]axc12040 0 points1 point ago

On the fucking Learning Channel

[–]SPARTAN_TOASTER 0 points1 point ago

it's strange how a guerrilla gave birth to a fish

[–]ngregge 42 points43 points ago

Her mother was part of an armed force fighting a usually stronger army by engaging in sabotage and ambush?

[–]IgotCHRISTinMYlife 0 points1 point ago

[–]Skarma64 15 points16 points ago

That's an insult to Dory's Breed of Fish...

[–]Corsaire 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if she likes fish sticks in her mouth

[–]ventian -1 points0 points ago

It is shit like this that makes us in the south look so bad. Guys, I swear we aren't all like this.

[–]narancs -1 points0 points ago

Wait, that's the learning channel???

[–]lettucealone -1 points0 points ago

The Learning Channel, my ass

[–]sweetsweetcoffee -1 points0 points ago

W-what?

[–]KateTheGreat1982 1 point2 points ago

Where can I find this to watch online? I need to see what this madness is about..

[–]Organs -1 points0 points ago

It's ironic that this was on The Learning Channel.

[–]NotMecha -1 points0 points ago

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[–]SarahBears -1 points0 points ago

That explains the blubber.

[–]nodoubt19 -1 points0 points ago

Congrats on this one, America.

[–]Wolfgang1234 -1 points0 points ago

You guys should see the new South Park episode.

[–]dreweatall -1 points0 points ago

Who is that?

[–]mrskeetskeeter -1 points0 points ago

Poor girl is never going to know what it's like to be an appropriate weight. She's going to be her mother's size at half her age.

[–]FridayNightSargin -1 points0 points ago

Has anyone read Brave New World? Have you realized this is the equivalent of a show on epsilons?

[–]2pacsofgum -1 points0 points ago

"Gay fish, yo."

[–]C_T_C_C -1 points0 points ago

What. The. Fuck.

[–]sh0ch -1 points0 points ago

Is it sad that I knew that "America's Sweetheart" was Honey Boo Boo before I even clicked the picture?

[–]jadoug02 -1 points0 points ago

Wise words.

[–]PointAndClick -1 points0 points ago

Extremely relevant and twice as funny, no dissapoint.

[–]mrbananas -1 points0 points ago

Damn it, there really needs to be a Honey Boo Boo warning tag, i don't want to know anything about her, she is unworthy of my attention and memory

[–]ArbitraryPerseveranc -1 points0 points ago

5 years later, and I still think I'm a chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!

[–]soxfan249 -1 points0 points ago

Vardaman

[–]CloseCannonAFB -1 points0 points ago

My 5-year-old daughter spouts off stuff like this or even weirder on the regular. It's what they do.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 1 point2 points ago

She's awesome.

[–]immortalagain -1 points0 points ago

we really need to get some chlorine for the gene pool tomorrow.

[–]junkboy350 -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who sees a resemblance between her and way too high guy?

[–]DeadKnight150 -1 points0 points ago

This shit repos.

[–]Bettymcboop 1 point2 points ago

I thinks shes adorable and funny. Dont get why reddit hates her so much.

[–]Hylian_Legend 1 point2 points ago

And this is what my philosophy teacher sounds like to me..

[–]jamesfordsawyer -1 points0 points ago

Hmm, salt water or fresh water?

[–]StarDustedSnatch 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, she was referencing the fact that she was excited about her new swimming pool.

[–]gabriee 0 points1 point ago

I love this show.. They seem like a happy family.

[–]whorfin 0 points1 point ago

Are you my mother?

[–]nickfromdtown 0 points1 point ago

She's the next Lil Wayne

[–]Cellophanehogwash 0 points1 point ago

In case no one said it, my mom is a fish.

[–]architect_son 1 point2 points ago

NO! FUCK YOU REDDIT! KEEP SHIT TELEVISION ON 9GAG!

[–]Pyrotechnic_Popcorn 0 points1 point ago

This girl looks nothing like Sherley Temple!

[–]snowlion13 -1 points0 points ago

did she get fatter? no seriously, since tolders and tiaras, she looks like she got bigger to me, as in girth

[–]DeadDemon 0 points1 point ago

that shit is real? I thought it was something that south park made up...

[–]bcrout 1 point2 points ago

Horrible parents feel bad for her

[–]sexandpopsicles 1 point2 points ago

if this is the shirley temple of my generation, i will surely off myself.

[–]Mao981981 1 point2 points ago

This show makes me think that maybe Hitler had some good ideas....

[–]vellyboo 0 points1 point ago

Sounds about right.

[–]not_a_duck 0 points1 point ago

[–]morajic 1 point2 points ago

she is six years old and she is being taped at home.I don't know but when I was her age I lived in a fantasy fairy land, half the time. I am a well adjusted working college educated adult now. Stop making fun of this defenseless little girl who was unfortunately born to some white trash.

[–]thekillerhjkhjk 0 points1 point ago

A big fish, a really, really freaking big fish in a small pond.

[–]astomp 0 points1 point ago

I didn't find that funny and you just made me see something related to honey boo boo for the first time. Never knew what she even looked liked. What the fuck is wrong with people? Why is this a thing???

[–]CaPande 0 points1 point ago

not sure how this is supposed to be entertaining...

[–]superbuddr458 0 points1 point ago

I am fairly confident that she is going to kill herself when she's a teenager.