Shaved Alpaca. The longer you look, the funnier it gets. [PIC]

WhimsicalJape · 2012-10-06T17:41:11+00:00

And on the 8th day, god created the Dandellama.

zwoop_sprinkles · 2012-10-06T19:30:03+00:00

It looks like a tree from Dr. Seuss.

JetpackDinosaur · 2012-10-06T19:00:42+00:00

Thought that said "Starved Alpaca." Almost got Sarah McLachlan up in this bitch.

dyljm2 · 2012-10-06T18:26:25+00:00

As I sit here wrapped in my alpaca fleece blanket, I say thank you to this awkward naked creature.

hereismyrealhead · 2012-10-06T19:23:06+00:00

Ugh, that face....

Midbacon · 2012-10-06T16:34:51+00:00

The longer I look, the creepier it gets.

king_of_cake · 2012-10-06T19:48:20+00:00

"Don't rub on that, you blot that! You understand? That's Alpaca! That's $25000 Alpaca! You blot that shit!"

Danmonkey · 2012-10-06T18:16:00+00:00

It didn't get any funnier. OP you lied.

PhoneDojo · 2012-10-06T19:47:55+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/xRAcp.jpg

elpabl0 · 2012-10-06T20:48:28+00:00

My mother: "You're lying. That's not an Alpaca. It's got a human face. Is that your face?"

ಠ_ಠ

Zuch · 2012-10-06T19:17:58+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/ocnhB.jpg

bloopenstein · 2012-10-06T19:07:07+00:00

That Q-Tip is really overgrown and mutated.

rageface007 · 2012-10-06T19:16:38+00:00

kuzco!?

Nateosis · 2012-10-06T17:25:29+00:00

TIL never to take a sip of coffee as i click on a link titled "shaved alpaca"

mddelisle · 2012-10-06T19:02:47+00:00

This is probably the first time I've ever seen an Alpaca look so unamused.

shroomprinter · 2012-10-06T19:49:05+00:00

Is it making your clone army?

sixnote · 2012-10-06T16:47:12+00:00

pffft bitch, im fabulous

Noble69 · 2012-10-06T19:10:46+00:00

My family owned 8 alpacas a while ago and whenever summer came along I would always chuckle at the stupid little sticks walking around.

OakTownMormon · 2012-10-06T19:12:57+00:00

Just the head looks like an angry bird

vibrant_crab · 2012-10-06T19:07:32+00:00

Enter cheat --> Big head mode

potatobacondude · 2012-10-06T19:19:26+00:00

I find this hard to masturbate to.

quotejester · 2012-10-06T19:21:13+00:00

OP get this to /r/awwwtf.

Pedro105 · 2012-10-06T18:15:12+00:00

Looks like a poodle facing the other way, but with a face on its puff tail.

Zzoso · 2012-10-06T18:28:09+00:00

That thing looks like it'd have Morgan Freeman's voice.

nothinbutnet376 · 2012-10-06T18:20:28+00:00

kill me

TheStruggleWithin · 2012-10-06T19:04:27+00:00

girl I just got my hair teased

I_Gargled_Jarate · 2012-10-06T19:09:31+00:00

"Eyyyyyyy"

fappton · 2012-10-06T19:14:46+00:00

Does the head of the Alpaca remind you of a Storm Troopers helmet?

iamtheowlman · 2012-10-06T19:15:52+00:00

I see Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

KamehameHanSolo · 2012-10-06T19:16:00+00:00

How long before it starts?

potato_tits · 2012-10-06T19:18:38+00:00

I've got a tattoo of an apalca on my butt.

InsaneSensation · 2012-10-06T19:18:51+00:00

The neck looks like a shaft of a penis

RockyPug · 2012-10-06T19:25:00+00:00

It's a dandellama

Ushka · 2012-10-06T19:28:12+00:00

'the funnier it gets' - so true

savvybean · 2012-10-06T19:28:48+00:00

First thought "OMG, a living q-tip!!!"

r3nny · 2012-10-06T19:32:05+00:00

It looks like a dandelion.

ThatSleepyGuy · 2012-10-06T19:33:35+00:00

Man, normally furry shaved animals are ridiculous.[COMMENT]

Quantum_Finger · 2012-10-06T19:38:52+00:00

It makes me kind of sad.

cpenny20 · 2012-10-06T19:40:18+00:00

this one really reminds me of a giraffe now

Pinklizard26 · 2012-10-06T19:42:54+00:00

I used to live by an alpaca farm I always felt bad for the poor little buggers at that time of year--- they just look so goofy

Sjey · 2012-10-06T19:45:08+00:00

I want one

GrayTiger44 · 2012-10-06T19:49:55+00:00

it looks like his gimmes have not been rustled

jbrynn · 2012-10-06T19:51:43+00:00

man....now all his alpaca friends are going to make fun of him

wscharf · 2012-10-06T19:53:28+00:00

E.T. RETURNED!!!!!!!

darkharlequin · 2012-10-06T19:54:59+00:00

They told me I could be anything, so I became a Dandelion

Sillyhead140 · 2012-10-06T19:56:12+00:00

Someone do the world a favor and photoshop Nicolas Cage's face onto this.

Thank you.

timfek · 2012-10-06T19:59:57+00:00

I've been looking at it for 12 weeks straight and I just cracked a smile.

Thameus · 2012-10-06T20:03:14+00:00

Three dozen people just changed their Facebook photos.

ExpertGriefer · 2012-10-06T20:04:13+00:00

The longer I looked, the more I thought it would be a screamer. even though it was a .jpg...

androk · 2012-10-06T20:04:54+00:00

it looks like the fat bald guy on Guess who.

Xevv · 2012-10-06T20:05:11+00:00

Head like a fuckin' orange.

SandstoneD · 2012-10-06T20:06:35+00:00

Demon Llama!

rackham_m · 2012-10-06T20:09:33+00:00

That alpaca has a lot of confidence.

carltoncarlton · 2012-10-06T20:09:34+00:00

Is is possible to double up vote something?

MrFlabulous · 2012-10-06T20:10:28+00:00

"Caaaarrrlllll........"

lilgagga · 2012-10-06T20:14:37+00:00

If you squint it looks like a mans head with a mustache...on an alpaca?

TheFreeloader · 2012-10-06T20:15:21+00:00

Bob Ross.

zombizle1 · 2012-10-06T20:18:50+00:00

apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

MarvinLazer · 2012-10-06T20:22:08+00:00

Dr. Seuss up in here.

Idontbelieveinthesun · 2012-10-06T20:23:59+00:00

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a llama?

SocImag · 2012-10-06T20:27:19+00:00

Looks like somebody's got the mumps

paelf8 · 2012-10-06T20:30:16+00:00

And "Shaved Alpaca" would be a great and name.

AdmiralSkippy · 2012-10-06T20:36:23+00:00

It looks like something out of a Dr. Seuss book.

admiraljustin · 2012-10-06T20:37:43+00:00

They are evil things, for they are smaller, more concealable llamas

anderhole · 2012-10-06T20:41:46+00:00

Clicked in disbelief of Op's statement. Left a believer!

jasonlitherland · 2012-10-06T20:45:43+00:00

makes me think of the end of eraserhead

ShinyNipples · 2012-10-06T20:48:12+00:00

It looks like a lollipop with a face!

EVILEMU · 2012-10-06T20:48:39+00:00

Thats some Dr. Suess shit right there.

smileh · 2012-10-06T20:57:02+00:00

Oh god I'm so fuckin stoned

thumbs27 · 2012-10-06T21:03:21+00:00

Read the title, was not disappointed

Avista · 2012-10-06T21:09:08+00:00

I've been looking for about 5 or 6 years now, and can confirm that your statement is false.

tempnurse · 2012-10-06T21:13:57+00:00

What is it with Taylor Lautner these days?

schweetzness · 2012-10-06T21:14:27+00:00

What have you been feeding that poor lion?

hostofthetabernacle · 2012-10-06T21:22:45+00:00

Here's a pic of a particularly goofy looking Alpaca that I took a few years ago.

http://i.imgur.com/CWOvd.jpg

shepardmaxind · 2012-10-06T21:23:45+00:00

Did you photoshop Nicholas Cage's head in there or does he just look like him?

gr3n3gsnsam · 2012-10-06T21:31:56+00:00

The longer you look, the scarier it gets.

also, /r/wtf

FTFY

pox_ · 2012-10-06T21:32:52+00:00

Reminds me of Robert Plant

theHimalayaPlaya · 2012-10-06T21:35:39+00:00

why do people do this to animals

oneyeartrip · 2012-10-06T21:43:37+00:00

I can't believe I ate one of those...

rageBandit · 2012-10-06T21:45:23+00:00

What are you laughin at ?

Alpaca you up muthafuka!!

Littleguyyy · 2012-10-06T21:47:19+00:00

MY LIFE IS A LIE

JoeyAwesome · 2012-10-06T21:54:49+00:00

so true

Herpbivore · 2012-10-06T22:03:57+00:00

How do you down vote this? Honestly?

AbsurdistWilde · 2012-10-06T22:04:58+00:00

I want to be that elpaca's best friend and we would be the blues brothers for Halloween. If someone photoshops him into a blues brothers suit, I will declare you the winner (a meaningless victory, but a victory nonetheless).

captain_book · 2012-10-06T22:05:17+00:00

you know, at first I thought, 'this caption isn't accurate.' then I looked longer to prove it wrong and I lost.

beanburrrito · 2012-10-06T22:07:05+00:00

No No No No

colts300 · 2012-10-06T22:13:31+00:00

If Sara Jessica Parker fucked a Q-tip.....

DriveOver · 2012-10-06T22:15:44+00:00

My parents have their cats shaved every summer. Same type of poodle cut as this poor alpaca. It always cracks me up, they look like miniature lions.

alpacapocalypse · 2012-10-06T22:16:27+00:00

This was like our holocaust. Fuck you all.

19115162093 · 2012-10-06T22:20:41+00:00

The longer you look, the funnier it gets

Actually, according to the law of diminishing marginal utility, eventually it'll get less funny.

ANDawesome · 2012-10-06T22:20:54+00:00

If you look at the head long enough it starts to look like Karl Pilkington...

HI_Handbasket · 2012-10-06T22:24:06+00:00

The heck with CGI, just shave certain animals and put wigs on others for SF movies.

ju2tin · 2012-10-06T22:32:47+00:00

LLAMA FACE!!!

SanityInAnarchy · 2012-10-06T22:34:02+00:00

I'm an alpaca, come on, now, feel me...

fu-log · 2012-10-06T22:37:06+00:00

Its past midnight and i think i woke up the house while lmfao... i need this as a wall tattoo

theytooktomallen · 2012-10-06T22:37:10+00:00

funniest goddamn thing ive seen on reddit. maybe it was just the timing, but that was fuckin great

prettygirl135 · 2012-10-06T22:45:13+00:00

Anyone notice how it looks like Hitler?

hurricanekarina · 2012-10-06T22:47:51+00:00

someone needs to photoshop Nicholas Cage on this alpaca

jwolfer · 2012-10-06T22:52:53+00:00

It looks like a truffala tree.

rspringsgal · 2012-10-06T23:20:38+00:00

First belly laugh I've had all month. Last month too. OMG, this is funny!

souljunkie · 2012-10-06T23:24:16+00:00

E.T. phone home!

fr3xuz · 2012-10-06T23:27:03+00:00

Bitch I'm fabulous.

dreweatall · 2012-10-06T23:27:41+00:00

Lock your doors tonight

Jaymaster1 · 2012-10-06T23:41:24+00:00

creepy!

blue_cheese_please · 2012-10-06T23:41:55+00:00

It looks like it should be in an animated movie and be voiced by Chris Rock.

A747CHICK · 2012-10-06T23:42:52+00:00

It's a cotton ball on a stick!

lPUM4 · 2012-10-07T00:21:17+00:00

Imagine seeing that shit next to your bed watching you sleep. O.o

bungopony · 2012-10-07T00:30:25+00:00

This is a spitting image of the sheep in Pixar's Boundin'.

russiandashcam · 2012-10-07T00:35:57+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/VUmou.gif

buffalobearboar · 2012-10-07T00:58:43+00:00

I worked on a shearing crew for three years. This is a nightmare.

LemonClover · 2012-10-07T01:09:01+00:00

This thing should be a marionette.

CarTamer · 2012-10-07T01:11:17+00:00

You know, I actually laughed out loud. great job

evilpeanut · 2012-10-07T01:17:29+00:00

At first I just stared at it thinking, "What? This isn't funny." Then started to giggle. Damn you!

AlpacaBackRider · 2012-10-07T01:17:31+00:00

It looks darling .. Id Ride it!

joeker89 · 2012-10-07T01:39:39+00:00

nigga you blot that shit

evilpoptart · 2012-10-07T01:47:11+00:00

If Dr. Seuss were into genetics, this would be what happened.

upsetGobbles · 2012-10-07T01:55:50+00:00

Well... i didn't laugh at all.

Xtravity · 2012-10-07T02:26:22+00:00

ehhh.

ethicks · 2012-10-07T02:31:29+00:00

It only gets 'funnier' if you are unobservant ^{^{^and}} ^{^{^stupid.}}

icesharkk · 2012-10-07T03:02:55+00:00

Sheared Alpaca.The longer you look, the funnier it gets. [PIC]

FTFY

someauthor · 2012-10-07T03:03:23+00:00

I don't know how many schizophrenics are in this thread, but fuck, this gives me like 400% more justification to behead one of these bitches the second I see one. I mean, I love alpacas, but I will totally wakizashi their heads off at the first opportunity, and only more so with this photograph.

Because fuck meds.

GeorgeForemanGrillz · 2012-10-07T03:10:49+00:00

So handsome!

SuperBabywipes · 2012-10-07T03:18:26+00:00

He's running for office, isn't he?

Mikuro · 2012-10-07T03:35:40+00:00

It looks like a Redead.

Enjoy the nightmares!

dragonite_life · 2012-10-07T03:50:41+00:00

Yo dawg, I heard you like sweaters.

Howard_Beale · 2012-10-07T04:26:57+00:00

So every year, long about May, they'd load him up and they’d haul him away.

They’d shave him and dump him, all naked and bare.

He learned to live with it, he didn’t care.

petrichor_28 · 2012-10-07T05:04:50+00:00

oh my goodness...........

it's like an alpaca death camp

cryglory · 2012-10-07T06:17:08+00:00

It's like a long-necked poodle.

rovanaut · 2012-10-07T06:54:05+00:00

It could use some nick cage

TyrantWaffles · 2012-10-07T07:04:13+00:00

That's how my dog looks when we get her shaved...O_o

whatsweirdis · 2012-10-06T18:18:34+00:00

The shadow casted on his face by the chin area makes his face look almost human from a distance.

godzillary · 2012-10-06T18:42:21+00:00

looks like a fucking dandelion

iEatMaPoo · 2012-10-06T17:52:08+00:00

It looks like a bobble head

gumbogogo · 2012-10-06T18:09:01+00:00

Most original title to this picture

DownvoteMe_IDGAF · 2012-10-06T16:49:12+00:00

And now I have to get one.

MrDoofus · 2012-10-06T16:58:06+00:00

the longer i look, the more its going to murder me

ruff0214 · 2012-10-06T17:22:54+00:00

It's like a miniature giraffe

jpberkland · 2012-10-06T17:55:28+00:00

it doesn't get any funnier for the alpaca...poor guy.

razkal · 2012-10-06T18:03:26+00:00

Hitler stache.

luccache · 2012-10-06T18:08:55+00:00

hahahahahaha you're right. I stared at this for a solid 5 minutes in between bouts of hilarity

volk0152 · 2012-10-06T18:25:55+00:00

Looks like one of those Joshua Trees.

AScholarlyGentleman · 2012-10-06T18:37:00+00:00

Eh. Not that uncommon when your grandfather owns a llama farm, and your neighbors in your home town had an alpaca farm.

weinmatthew · 2012-10-06T18:39:11+00:00

I wasn't expecting this at all. I had my hand on my chin when I saw this and it forced me to bite my lip so fucking hard when I bursted out laughing for just a few milliseconds. Then the pain set in...

sanjosexysax · 2012-10-06T18:43:23+00:00

One time the vet hospital did this to my cat. I was pissed!

cottoncubes · 2012-10-06T18:49:52+00:00

I imagined it talking in Alan Rickman's voice.

MJE123 · 2012-10-06T18:55:21+00:00

That's just wrong...

baginagi · 2012-10-06T19:46:19+00:00

It's not funny at all

Gojirella · 2012-10-06T17:34:06+00:00

haah :D

FriisAnon · 2012-10-06T17:19:22+00:00

Normally i hate people saying "FML", but this one would be legit..

MattyFTM · 2012-10-06T18:36:10+00:00

I have one question:

Why?

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