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[–]JeansWithASportCoat 24 points25 points ago

Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg - with leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

[–]hungrierdave 1 point2 points ago

[–]kwisatzidaho[S] 14 points15 points ago

Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.

[–]zentenai 10 points11 points ago

You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!

[–]bokbok 10 points11 points ago

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

[–]RoostasTowel 2 points3 points ago

Thats your "window" to weight gain!

[–]Armitando 1 point2 points ago

Bye-bye, everybody!

[–]geraldpringle 26 points27 points ago

1-600-DOCTORB

[–]Ghostalker474 15 points16 points ago

I guess OP didn't even look at the pic he was posting.

[–]1-600-doctorb 5 points6 points ago

Hi everybody!

[–]Ghostalker474 2 points3 points ago

1 year... your account finally paid off.

[–]Armitando 1 point2 points ago

Hi, Doctor B!

[–]Lampmonster1 11 points12 points ago

The hip bone's connected to my...wristwatch....

[–]bulbousnub 9 points10 points ago

The red thing's connected to my... wristwatch.

FTFY

[–]Armitando 0 points1 point ago

...uh oh...

[–]RoostasTowel 10 points11 points ago

The coroner, oh i'm so sick of that guy.

[–]LordShaggy 8 points9 points ago

IT'S WHISPER QUIET

[–]Ghostalker474 12 points13 points ago

These gloves came free with my toilet brush!

[–]notarapist72 3 points4 points ago

But I cleaned them with my napkin

[–]steverado87 4 points5 points ago

You mean inflammable means flammable? What a country!

[–]quzox 4 points5 points ago

The extra B stands for BYOBB.

[–]Dantonn 3 points4 points ago

What's that extra B stand for?

[–]Ghostalker474 5 points6 points ago

That's a typo.

[–]Shatgun 2 points3 points ago

"Ew, blood."

[–]Ashanmaril 3 points4 points ago

My Skype click-to-call is picking up the number in the title.

[–]vaskark 2 points3 points ago

Where are the bodies???

[–]starboardhippo 2 points3 points ago

What!? I wiped them off with my napkin first

[–]Dantonn 1 point2 points ago

It's so hard to find ways to properly integrate Doctor Nick quotes into actual hospital work.

One day...

[–]cenbatoe 1 point2 points ago

Hi Everybody would be a nice easy start. Simple, polite, non confrontational

[–]Dantonn 1 point2 points ago

I have no idea how that never occured to me.

I do use "I'm learneding" a lot, but nobody recognizes it.

[–]Ghostalker474 1 point2 points ago

Start saying "libary", people catch on to that one quick.

[–]Gazz1016 4 points5 points ago

Also, tomorree

[–]zombiegamer723 0 points1 point ago

The red thing's connected to my wristwatch!

Uh oh.

[–]AlJean -3 points-2 points ago

I wrote this joke. It stinks.