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[–]spinning_corkscrew 122 points123 points ago

Notice the clothing is held against him, not on him.

[–]YourShoelaceIsUntied 22 points23 points ago

It looks like they tucked it under his chin to keep it up.

[–]upname 25 points26 points ago

Shirts: You're doing it wrong.

[–]NatTreav 6 points7 points ago

I was hoping someone would notice that!

[–]mn25709 3 points4 points ago

Crimson Chin powers activate!!

[–]chremon 43 points44 points ago

Goitre?

[–]foodandart 57 points58 points ago

Nope. Gluttony. He tips the scales at 425 pounds.

Also he got arrested yesterday for trying to abduct a 10 year old boy that was on his way to soccer practice.

[–]Dont_do_dat 73 points74 points ago

Pretty sure he planning to eat that child.

[–]HuskerBusker 33 points34 points ago

Me plan eat child too.

[–]yokiedinosaur 6 points7 points ago

Ooh, he card read good!

[–]allaninsertusername 14 points15 points ago

I really fail to see how someone who is so fat he can barely move honestly thinks he has the physical power to abduct a kid. I guess he's probably a 'few sausages short of a barbeque' though.

[–]FauxShizzle 55 points56 points ago

Fat people are like crocodiles: Dangerous over short distances.

[–]firefae83 3 points4 points ago

Haha! Thanks for that. :)

[–]jjdmol 4 points5 points ago

Intimidation can go a long way, especially with kids. Also, he can very effectively block a kid's escape.

[–]arwenface 18 points19 points ago

It could still be a goitre...? Inflammation of the thyroid is indicative of a malfunctioning thyroid gland. And a malfunctioning thyroid can definitely cause or add to weight problems.

[–]cumfarts 2 points3 points ago

or he just eats way too many cheeseburgers

[–]thane_of_cawdor 7 points8 points ago

That sounds like a fake French verb for "to have a goiter"

Ah, mondieu! Quand je me suis regarde dans ce miroir, j'ai aperçu que je goits!

[–]arwenface 3 points4 points ago

Goiter and goitre are both proper spellings.

[–]lesusisjord 14 points15 points ago

I agree. Both ways of spelling it are propre.

[–]silverbullet1989 162 points163 points ago

Just a little wafer thin mint

[–]I_Saw_Drones 37 points38 points ago

[–]drageuth2 22 points23 points ago

That isn't the whole sketch, and it doesn't contain the part silverbullet1989 was referencing. Try this on for size instead.

[–]owwo 2 points3 points ago

Wtf is that from?!

[–]gucci_flocka_flame 29 points30 points ago

monty pythons meaning of life

[–]owwo 2 points3 points ago

Worth the watch?

[–]RuckingFetard 22 points23 points ago

Yes.

[–]owwo 3 points4 points ago

1983 ?? If so I can stream it off Netflix...sweet.

[–]AllHipoCrates 31 points32 points ago

Yes

[–]MisSigsFan 3 points4 points ago

Is that even a question? You should be watching it right now!

[–]owwo 1 point2 points ago

I'm ON it! I'll have a review done in 108 minutes.

[–]elgiorgie 2 points3 points ago

How are you just asking yourself this question? Are you 14? Yes. Absolutely worth a watch.

[–]gucci_flocka_flame 6 points7 points ago

absolutely. mainly for.. FISHYY FISHYY FISHYY FISHHH.

[–]SuperNashwan 7 points8 points ago

The best part of TMOL is surely the waiter telling his life story and gradually becoming aware that he's wasted his life as he does so.

[–]TareXmd 2 points3 points ago

But we are initiated, aren't we, Bruce?

[–]L-J-N 13 points14 points ago

naw fack off I'm fuww!

[–]nickbrinkman 130 points131 points ago

this 425 lb bastard tried to abduct a kid walking to soccer practice here in LA the other day

[–]pdmcmahon 102 points103 points ago

I assume it was fairly easy for the kid to out-walk him?

[–]brakedust 38 points39 points ago

The boy was an amputee (both legs), but he was still able to out pace the guy.

[–]eft_up 11 points12 points ago

How does he play soccer as a double amputee?

[–]DanielM4713 74 points75 points ago

badly

[–]iambecomedeath7 6 points7 points ago

They didn't say he plays soccer well, now did they?

[–]dudemann 11 points12 points ago

Not if the guy was chasing after him at a downward slope. He could trip, fall, begin collecting dirt and ground katamari style and before you know it, the kid's disappeared completely.

[–]Abedeus 24 points25 points ago

"Huff... huff... WAIT UP.... I'MMA TRYING TO GRAB YA... HHHNNNNG HEART ATTACK"

[–]GiraffesAreSelfish 27 points28 points ago

Was he planning to eat the child?

[–]Phrobis-m9 3 points4 points ago

Oh god. Read your post and that horrible, "monkey and pee wees" from the letter sent to... it's too much.

[–]shampoocell 1 point2 points ago

"...he escaped and ran into the back yard of a home..."

BULLSHIT.

[–]spiderjjr45 32 points33 points ago

BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE

[–]WhiteRhino27015 21 points22 points ago

What chin?! I don't happen to see one.

[–]NorwegianPearl 15 points16 points ago

Christ on crutches, it looks like he's so fat he can't even wear that shirt. It's just being held in front of him

[–]Abedeus 15 points16 points ago

His chin is holding it up.

His back-of-head-mouth holds a second shirt behind him, and they're tied up together like a coat you wear in hospitals for a surgery.

[–]neozeed 3 points4 points ago

oh shit I didn't even notice that.. damn.

[–]stupediousman 65 points66 points ago

He looks like Honey Boo Boo's uncle

[–]thaifighter 5 points6 points ago

I just googled honey boo boo bear. Words, i have none...

[–]TitleFailure 5 points6 points ago

Watch the latest South Park.

[–]Unshavenhelga 12 points13 points ago

Dat thyroid.

[–]brutalsun 9 points10 points ago

Jabba's got a human cousin... Chuy the Hut.

[–]GeneralStorer 8 points9 points ago

Man Al Swearengen really let himself go after deadwood.

[–]sebs8 8 points9 points ago

It's the Crimson Chin!

[–]duke0 6 points7 points ago

That's no chin. It's a space station.

[–]coaxfun 5 points6 points ago

That's an enlarged thyroid.

[–]lovestory823 15 points16 points ago

Looks like.cushing syndrome

[–]Maggy_Thatcher 4 points5 points ago

Brian Butterfield's Iranian cousin.

[–]onedavester 14 points15 points ago

[–]agen_kolar 3 points4 points ago

I didn't realize he played Senator Orn Free Taa in Star Wars.

[–]DerpyH00ves 3 points4 points ago

Looks like hypothyroidism to me on top of being fat.

[–]Islandgirl75 1 point2 points ago

He looks like he's got hospital clothing on. Is he getting ready for a chinectomy?

[–]GnomeGrown 1 point2 points ago

How come he gets all the chin? I want some! He's hogging it all!

[–]theNumberTwelve 2 points3 points ago

Boomer?

[–]JaqenHagal 2 points3 points ago

Did... Did they PLACE a shirt under his chin fat?

[–]CosmicDesperado 2 points3 points ago

Ribbit

[–]freddy4940 2 points3 points ago

There was a post a long time ago here on reddit about this guy who had a similar chin. Turned out it was a MASSIVE cyst.

[–]playaplayadog 1 point2 points ago

"Just one more cheese burger...."

[–]wildwildwildwildone 0 points1 point ago

Peter Griffin???

[–]CaliforniaDude97 0 points1 point ago

Ladies, gentlemen, I present to you Mr. Potato head

[–]thefunkhauser 0 points1 point ago

Quoyle!

[–]MrTheodore 0 points1 point ago

Is that marcus? ceo of marcus munitions?

[–]ADEEEEM 0 points1 point ago

I want to flick that

[–]dinosaur_jr 0 points1 point ago

Gunzerker class, obviously.

[–]anachronissmo 0 points1 point ago

Quick, somebody call Dick Tracy

[–]davidy323 0 points1 point ago

Oh my Goiter..

[–]SlyFox28 0 points1 point ago

turkey gobble

[–]realdeal6649 1 point2 points ago

Dat chin?

Which Juan?

[–]Themehmeh 1 point2 points ago

in case you were interested, He might have a goiter. -swollen thyroid or a thyroid tumor. My mom had one for a while. She looked like a bullfrog. they pulled out two grapefruit sized thyroid halves

[–]brian1975 0 points1 point ago

if chins could kill

[–]saddest_of_all_keys 0 points1 point ago

His face would fit perfectly on a mighty bean.

[–]Popinfresh1 1 point2 points ago

u mirin jaw brah?

[–]velociraptorcatcher 0 points1 point ago

this guy reminds me of a much skinnier actor i can't place. help me reddit!

[–]chipsambos 0 points1 point ago

As a wise woman once said, "some people have beards so people will know where the face ends and their necks begin".

[–]spaceboundmonkeys 0 points1 point ago

Goiter, Muthafucka needs some iodized salt for them endocrine glands.

[–]satisphymysoul 0 points1 point ago

couldn't even get the jumpsuit over his head lmao

[–]EastwoodsChair 0 points1 point ago

Ole bullfrog ass nigga!

[–]pubicbeard 0 points1 point ago

BOOMER!

[–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

I saw a woman today that had one of those neck-fat chins. It took every ounce of decency in my body not to photograph her and post her here for karma.

[–]Young_Queasy 1 point2 points ago

425 pound gang member tried to abduct 10 year old boy. Police used a helicopter to find him. Don't really understand how he got away fast enough they needed to use the copter

[–]reverendfrag4 3 points4 points ago

Maybe he escaped downhill.

[–]freder93 0 points1 point ago

:)))

[–]Gomez_AddamsXIII 0 points1 point ago

Anyone Can Cook!

[–]IAmACollegekid -1 points0 points ago

Those chins.

[–]birdnerd 1 point2 points ago

There was a selfpost from some guy whose double chin was actually a tumor. Too lazy to find it myself.

[–]Bald_Duckling 0 points1 point ago

Wat chin?

[–]hotpiercedguy 1 point2 points ago

I like how he isn't even WEARINg the jail outfit. He's topless. I imagine the cops saying "We don't have one big enough for you but we don't want you taking the mugshot topless so here tuck this under your chin."

[–]knowmeaning 1 point2 points ago

Half Walrus/Pelican, half Man.

[–]chubowu 1 point2 points ago

IS NOT A TUMOR

[–]JacksLackOfSuprise 1 point2 points ago

Ironically, they call him Joey "The Nose" Maldinado...

[–]Doebino 0 points1 point ago

Fat Booth?

[–]CommonWaveSounds 0 points1 point ago

i feel like i can see what he would look like skinny

[–]anticommon -1 points0 points ago

He's like a fat mexican Steve Carell

[–]p00p00train -1 points0 points ago

ah yes, barstool supplying some karma for redditors

[–]waiteaminute 0 points1 point ago

Ribit Ribit

[–]Cordogg30 0 points1 point ago

It's like there is a man who was drenched in fat man!

[–]db0255 0 points1 point ago

That's not even a goiter. Wow.

[–]healxph0enix 1 point2 points ago

Makes me think of those frogs with huge chin things too. I imagine he would ribbit and his chin would deflate/inflate

[–]FiredFox 1 point2 points ago

Chinese phonebook, etc.

[–]fffluuu 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on ABC 7 last night and my mind went blank for a moment.

[–]NueDumaz 0 points1 point ago

Mi gusta.....

[–]pdmcmahon 0 points1 point ago

Human Pelican

[–]TeroTheTerror 0 points1 point ago

The coach tracked down the suspect and tackled the man as he tried to run away. The coach tried to hold on to Espinoza but was unable to control him, KABC reported.

What a mental image...

Link

[–]Mortmortmort 0 points1 point ago

dat goiter

[–]shitpit 0 points1 point ago

don vito

[–]SydTheDrunk 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Jay Leno and Mrs. Potato had a child.

[–]GHJ417 0 points1 point ago

That looks like Robert Z'dar's brother.

[–]russ1212 0 points1 point ago

anybody else notice that the shirt is just tucked under the chin?

[–]OldManFanch 0 points1 point ago

He sure can rock a soul-patch.

[–]Urbanviking1 0 points1 point ago

NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!!

[–]Tutankhamen302 0 points1 point ago

...

[–]jtisch 1 point2 points ago

What chin? I see a gizzard.

[–]HumanPersonMan 0 points1 point ago

BOOMER!

[–]MattWilde 0 points1 point ago

This guy is a perfect candidate for a nasty neck beard!

[–]Wood_Eye 0 points1 point ago

[–]mostSacredofGeometry 0 points1 point ago

Chin to control all chins.

[–]elgiorgie 0 points1 point ago

Hes like a pelican. He keeps his doritos taco bell crunch tacos hidden in there for future snacking

[–]Burps_TOO_MUCH 0 points1 point ago

I like how he's NOT EVEN WEARING THE SHIRT.

[–]terpes 1 point2 points ago

Pedro Griffin

[–]jn023d 0 points1 point ago

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

[–]KoreanDogEater 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ozmaofoz77 0 points1 point ago

Clearly this is a mixbooth photo with a pelican

[–]edjca 1 point2 points ago

[–]t-bass 0 points1 point ago

[–]johnclark100 -1 points0 points ago

It's amazing how much difference one day and a different title can make.

[–]implementor 0 points1 point ago

He's got that "I've got a goatee so that you can tell where my chin is supposed to be" thing going on.

[–]magonz24 0 points1 point ago

rrrrriibit.

[–]Warna_Brotha 1 point2 points ago

He looks just like Nappa from dragon ball

[–]personrev8 0 points1 point ago

Which one?

[–]dn00 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure that's just cancer.

[–]olliethestuntbum 0 points1 point ago

more chins than the chinese phone book

[–]tkinsley 0 points1 point ago

It bears an eerie resemblance to the output of that stupid Fatify app, but it's probably just a goiter.

edited: clarity

[–]SeanBenjamin 0 points1 point ago

There's a skinny man in there somewhere!

[–]benny_d11 0 points1 point ago

2Chinz

[–]chubbychicksneedlove 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that is.....wow.

[–]booshdingo 0 points1 point ago

I saw this guy in an episode of Farscape once... Imgur

[–]narwhalbakon 0 points1 point ago

Don Vito? is that you?

[–]PinneappleSoup 0 points1 point ago

Ribbit.

[–]wesleyt89 0 points1 point ago

He can give me a mustache ride anytime he feels like it.

[–]Kushie1 1 point2 points ago

You can't see his chin underneath all of that whale blubber.

[–]VBFREAK 0 points1 point ago

Fat version of the Crimson Chin.

[–]Tastler -1 points0 points ago

na na na na na na na na - na na na na na na na na - chin maaaaan na na na na na na na na - na na na na na na na na - chin maaaaan

[–]Samuriguy 0 points1 point ago

which one?

[–]LunasLoveChild 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a goiter. Its a swelling of the thyroid gland due to lack of iodine in the body. It use to be a very common problem, before the government decided that salt will be iodized. This is from memory, don't kill me if I'm wrong.

[–]GrilledCheeser 0 points1 point ago

If i was this guys friend I'd buy him a neck pillow as a joke.

[–]robotikempire 1 point2 points ago

dat goider

[–]UrbanToiletShrimp 0 points1 point ago

Now add Nicholas Cage please.

[–]Elvellon 0 points1 point ago

What chin??

[–]Zombie_Feeder 0 points1 point ago

His mouth is like in the middle of his head.

[–]xdressed 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or is anyone else waiting to hear a toad croak

[–]J_Bassist 0 points1 point ago

A perfect oval head.

[–]CrzdHaloman 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he is a reincarnated Sage-Grouse.

[–]crazyspoonman 0 points1 point ago

I put him into fat booth. Didn't make much of a difference.

[–]ConradFTW 0 points1 point ago

They is a Boomer before the outbreak!

[–]weare13888 0 points1 point ago

"... with the help of a helicopter, officers found the man hiding in the back yard under a tree. The suspect attempted to flee to a neighboring yard, but he could not get his chin over the fence." http://www.ocregister.com/news/year-373724-bertagna-park.html

[–]TeaRat 0 points1 point ago

Like a man, who's a pelican. A peliman.

[–]jednx01 1 point2 points ago

I'm no doctor, but I think this man has a thyroid problem. He clearly has a goiter.

[–]Jorion 1 point2 points ago

[–]mrbubbamac 0 points1 point ago

That's not a chin, that's a tumor.

[–]ItscalledCannabis 0 points1 point ago

[–]jiruga 0 points1 point ago

that must be a tuumaah

[–]runningmike 0 points1 point ago

thats Chincinatti

[–]tone_balone 0 points1 point ago

don vito

[–]MTawesome 0 points1 point ago

dat chin...or lack there of!

[–]asnof 1 point2 points ago

Rrrriibbbeetttt

[–]leveraction1970 0 points1 point ago

It's nice that he has that little beard, so that we know where his chin is supposed to be.

[–]yasemann 0 points1 point ago

This is the first, and last time i'll ever say this sentence - hope that shit is a tumor.

[–]cakeswithahuman 0 points1 point ago

It is said that the goatee is the fat man's chin. Even the devil's goatee could not save that chin.

[–]Aerozephr 0 points1 point ago

Just reminds me of this for some reason: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgdRiD7R1k

[–]PenguinsCubed 0 points1 point ago

Someone switch his chin and his hair

[–]feedingmydreams 0 points1 point ago

He does have nice hair.

[–]healthdiet 0 points1 point ago

If he entered a Chin competition he would come in first, second and third place. He has more chins than the Chinese phone book. Baaaattttaaaaa. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

[–]GMBeats95 0 points1 point ago

HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!

[–]bbbcubed 0 points1 point ago

Dat Goiter

[–]BeardySam 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he has Czech neck, it's caused by an industrial yellow dye that makes the neck retain water. His neck will swell up and engulf his face.

[–]supahgirl 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a single testicle....

[–]YoureLateTo_TheParty 0 points1 point ago

This guy could hide shoplift like a boss. Hide little things (jewelry or some shit) under his chin and buy other shit that's less expensive.

[–]lostinsurburbia 0 points1 point ago

Wow. The Crimson Chin has really changed.

[–]shaybaby15 0 points1 point ago

What chin?

[–]Cutsman4057 0 points1 point ago

BOOMER