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[–]Worryaboutstuff 147 points148 points ago

"Hey guys... What should we do with these left over animal parts?"

[–]ThePoonHunter 49 points50 points ago

Eat them

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[–]Osiris32 44 points45 points ago

DO NOT CLICK, LINKS TO SPAM PAY SITE

[–]trauma_kmart 2 points3 points ago

Well now it's easier to not click I guess.

[–]paleo_dragon 30 points31 points ago

WARNING: SPAM!

DO NOT CLICK!

[–]gsabram 23 points24 points ago

Still not as cool as Whingdingdilly!

[–]Maeglom 1 point2 points ago

Bill Peet is the man.

[–]ctopherrun 0 points1 point ago

I have been trying to find this book for ages! Thank you!

[–]HerbertMcSherbert 5 points6 points ago

And it was truly an excellent idea. I would buy one of these.

[–]YourFaceIsTasty 5 points6 points ago

Where's perry?

[–]CleverCactus 2 points3 points ago

It's is a highly unconventional vehicle.

[–]mamacheetah22 71 points72 points ago

But those are leopard spots

[–]Pots_And_Pans 9 points10 points ago

So then it's a Leozebrelephaffe.

[–]Helyi 35 points36 points ago

I'm glad somebody pointed that out. One of my hugest (and most pointless) pet peeves is when people confuse leopards and cheetahs.

[–]FlyingPasta 24 points25 points ago

I had leopords as a snack today.

cheetos joke

[–]Helyi 1 point2 points ago

More than one? You must have been hungry!

[–]Jrodkin 5 points6 points ago

No, he was confusing Cheetos with Leopords.

[–]Helyi 2 points3 points ago

I got it, I'm not very good at joking back I guess :)

[–]FlyingPasta 3 points4 points ago

It's okay, I still love you.

[–]pterofactyl 5 points6 points ago

It's not even that hard to distinguish. Then they're like 'how do you even know for sure?' ....because eyes, that is why

[–]Helyi 2 points3 points ago

The thing that gets me is that jaguars are the ones with similar spots to leopards, not cheetahs. Cheetahs' spots are solid, jaguars' and leopards' are open.

[–]pterofactyl 1 point2 points ago

Mmm yeah but I think jaguar spots are larger and closer together. I can forgive jaguar/leopard confusion.

[–]shanna1221 1 point2 points ago

At least you acknowledge it's pointless. I know they're different, but I don't know which is which. And seeing as how aside from zoos they live like a bazillion miles away from me, I think that's fine.

[–]blackmamba527 0 points1 point ago

Came here to see if anyone else noticed. Upvotes for you. Also, your account is wonderfully appropriate.

[–]drunk_otter 101 points102 points ago

"I strictly said no orgies!" - Noah.

[–]Arthean 24 points25 points ago

Now we need two Chezebrelephaffe or God is gonna be pissed. Damn it guys, we see what happens when he's pissed.

[–]nixons_dog 6 points7 points ago

[–]MrNotSoSure 43 points44 points ago

Real life is nearly there

[–]artacuno53 14 points15 points ago

Soon my friends

[–]tykmerc 3 points4 points ago

So you can venture outside the walls of /r/TheLastAirbender then?

[–]animal_thoughts 4 points5 points ago

theres no fucking way.

[–]Fairchild660 10 points11 points ago

It's real, and it's name is Eclyse.

[–]HeyThereMary 3 points4 points ago

It's a zebroid.

[–]Geothst 2 points3 points ago

I've actually owned a Zebroid before. It was a gift from my dad, except he didn't realize what it was because it was so young when he bought it. When he found out what it was, he returned it. :(

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure?

[–]ninja_nipples 25 points26 points ago

Did you find that? Or do you know where to buy it?

Iwouldlovetohaveone

[–]bikarmakin 11 points12 points ago

I have a sister living in China, they can get anything over there, I've put her on the case.

[–]EagleGod 4 points5 points ago

Message me if she finds something like this! I need this for a birthday present.

[–]meliaesc 1 point2 points ago

Seconding this, though I'll be giving it to someone else.

[–]DuckTape_Rose 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to get one as a gift too. TO ME.

[–]IViolateSocks 0 points1 point ago

I need two, one for me and one for a small child who I hope to confuse.

[–]2E1HSB 2 points3 points ago

I need about 400 of these.

My boyfriend's brother is going to be living with us for a while after a messy breakup with his ex. We've sorted out a room for him and just waiting for him to move his stuff over here and move in himself.

It's not a big deal, he used to live here before he moved in with his now-ex 5 years ago, but he's paranoid that it'll be different and he won't feel at home. We've repeatedly said nothing's changed, but he's not convinced.

Now, this is where 400 of these come in, before he moves in, I would hide one in each cupboard, behind each piece of furniture, one at the top of the stairs. One in each room, one behind the toilet, one in the towel closet, and so on. I would even put one in the boiler cupboard knowing it would be months until he looked in there for anything.

I would then use the remaining ones to cover his bedroom floor, stuff them under the bed, in the sheets, in the wardrobe, everything.

I would then have some onesies custom-made for me and my partner to match the pattern of the plush toys. I would have one custom made for my partner's brother.

We would wear them when we welcomed him in to our Leozebrelephaffe home, pretending nothing is out of the ordinary, request that he put on his onesie, and then go about the day as if nothing was unusual. I would see how long it would take before he cracked.

And this is why I want 400 of these.

[–]Jrodkin 3 points4 points ago

And I'm gonna name it Butt Stallion.

[–]Completesuccesss 13 points14 points ago

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS

[–]Armitron58[S] 11 points12 points ago

Nowhere it's a one of a kind hybrid.. He's been put into solitary confinement

[–]bikarmakin 25 points26 points ago

Well let's contact a toy company and get this ball rolling! We could literally make dozens of dollars.

[–]Armitron58[S] 17 points18 points ago

A rare endangered species and your first idea is to capture it and sell it off for money! Where is your appreciation for this majestic beast!

[–]bikarmakin 9 points10 points ago

Clone. And Yes. 'Merica!

[–]Mapekus 4 points5 points ago

No no no, you don't understand. I NEED this.

[–]Directors_Cut 14 points15 points ago

kill..me...

[–]Midbacon 10 points11 points ago

There's probably a pokemon for this.

[–]Ninjadoo 9 points10 points ago

Girafarig's evolution.

[–]sillicia 4 points5 points ago

Phineas and Ferb safari adventure GO!!!

[–]DragonRaptor 0 points1 point ago

first thought that crossed my mind when I saw that picture :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFM22J5fg_c

[–]Laser-circus 1 point2 points ago

Someone evolve it so we can see its final form.

[–]RainbowPlatypus 3 points4 points ago

This is nice, the title actually contributes to the post instead of restating the punch line.

[–]Nyamzz 4 points5 points ago

Those are LEOPARD spots not CHEETAH!!!!

[–]sometimesoptimistic 2 points3 points ago

looks like someone watched The Wuzzles.

[–]jspindell 3 points4 points ago

Discord?

[–]xDrSchnugglesx 2 points3 points ago

Your title was way better than the actual caption.

[–]Armitron58[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it

[–]m2309a3 2 points3 points ago

Thought #1: Animorphs gone way wrong... Thought #2: Can Animorphs morph into stuffed animals? Thought #3: I am a loser...

[–]just_go_with_it 4 points5 points ago

those are leopard spots, not cheeta spots.

[–]lillalilly 4 points5 points ago

REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST OF A REPOST

title comnts points age /r/
So someone thought this toy was marketable. 9coms 61pts 8mos WTF
Where the hell can I find this? 128coms 1024pts 8mos funny
Take that Theist 16coms 137pts 7mos WTF
Don't mess with this.. 1com -3pts 2hrs funny

source: karmadecay

[–]MrBlaaaaah 5 points6 points ago

Just goes to show you that it's the title that matters.

[–]MasterAardwolf 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen this on here before. If you feel so strongly about it, why not just downvote and move on?

[–]lillalilly -4 points-3 points ago

Because constant reposts for karma stagnate the community and make it harder for cool original content to shine through. And it takes literally seconds to check karmadecay before posting an image or to do a basic reddit search on a link you would like to submit.

[–]Slayner 0 points1 point ago

Show me on the rules of /r/funny where reposts aren't allowed

[–]QCD 4 points5 points ago

I don't want to be that guy, but its ass is not a cheetah, it's more of a leopard.

[–]monkeymagoo 3 points4 points ago

Congrats, youre that guy.

[–]QCD 4 points5 points ago

FUCK, THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN'T WANT

[–]huehuehuehuebrbr 4 points5 points ago

"Kill... me..."

[–]TheBolderFolder -1 points0 points ago

Where can I buy that?

[–]RockofStrength 0 points1 point ago

Giraffes and elephants have very similar tails - long and skinny with a tuft at the end.

[–]bikarmakin -1 points0 points ago

So this is how Noah's ark worked...

[–]aliciamestre -1 points0 points ago

oh god. I want.

[–]v4-digg-refugee 1 point2 points ago

You just tried to say that out loud before coming here.

[–]smilesbythemiles 1 point2 points ago

chebrelephaffe don't give a shit.

[–]the_friendly_one -1 points0 points ago

This is what evolutionists believe.

[–]elliotderp -1 points0 points ago

[–]AXVDF -1 points0 points ago

Kill me

[–]downthestreet 2 points3 points ago

That's the best transformer doll I've ever seen, I would watch the shit out of that show

[–]xcamshotx 0 points1 point ago

It's half cheetah, half zebra and half giraffe elephant.

[–]ChargedCable -1 points0 points ago

created by Game Freak.

[–]Wait_NoIDont -1 points0 points ago

"Che-zee-brella-farf" ?

[–]HODGES_HODGES -1 points0 points ago

I'm a mothafuckin' cop killa.

[–]SincerelyThursday 0 points1 point ago

My parents were brave but my captors were weak...

[–]The_Pickle_Jar 0 points1 point ago

Chezebrelephaffes are so dumb!

[–]Ensivion 1 point2 points ago

I think I had one of those with my breakfast from Starbucks.

[–]red-rum 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this picture a good 2 or 3 years ago.

[–]ich_bin_german 0 points1 point ago

sounds like a pokemon

[–]malevolent_moose 1 point2 points ago

Oddly enough, a similar beast did exist at one point.

[–]Geothst 1 point2 points ago

We need... moar tusks!

[–]malevolent_moose 1 point2 points ago

[–]Geothst 1 point2 points ago

Win!

[–]yakcmxela 1 point2 points ago

it took me way too long to be able to say that word

[–]tritonice 2 points3 points ago

Now we shall tackle your username.

[–]nemomnemosyne 0 points1 point ago

I can't even pronounce that. :-(

[–]madlordofestnoth 0 points1 point ago

It seems like a whingdingdilly.

[–]max93093 0 points1 point ago

Does this form please you?

[–]Non_Sequitur_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

It's actually a Leopazebrelephaffe.

[–]kingyubba 0 points1 point ago

Paging Dr. Moreau....

[–]stitch1993 0 points1 point ago

It's a Flub-a-Dub!

[–]ArbiterOfTruth 0 points1 point ago

Clearly, this is what happens when you let The Thing escape from Antarctica.

[–]beaglemaster 0 points1 point ago

i started crying, they are my worst nightmare

[–]flowstoneknight 1 point2 points ago

It's... it's staring into my soul...

[–]whatwatwhutwut 0 points1 point ago

Zebleopharffe

[–]frozyo 0 points1 point ago

[–]McChurchie 1 point2 points ago

That's a leopard rear.

[–]Phistagon 0 points1 point ago

china

[–]krsw 0 points1 point ago

Cheesey Brella Phaffe

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 0 points1 point ago

I thought we left Shou Tucker in Lab 5, god dammit!

[–]Thelaxredditman -2 points-1 points ago

everyone down vote this and any other reposts you see, keep reddit original!!!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[–]Satans_Jewels 0 points1 point ago

*Chezebrelepotomaffe

[–]bigselge 1 point2 points ago

they call me the....hiphopapotamus my lyrics are bottomless

[–]DevastatorIIC 0 points1 point ago

"..." / "..."

[–]Kamakazi1 0 points1 point ago

New Gen 6 Pokemon revealed?

[–]NomadBulldog 0 points1 point ago

We control the jimmies now.

[–]megaoka 0 points1 point ago

Kill meeeee...

[–]FireWWM 0 points1 point ago

Yep, the poster's definitely not Lion! Ha!

[–]FonZeD 0 points1 point ago

geraffes are so dumb.

[–]HottDurger 1 point2 points ago

IM ONLY AT 1% OF MY POWER

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

KILLLLLL MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[–]paulmclaughlin 0 points1 point ago

[–]Resetme 1 point2 points ago

final form is a platypus

[–]Tyranichomp -1 points0 points ago

Better title "Thanks for not aborting me"

[–]palpablescalpel 1 point2 points ago

[–]Kleirn 0 points1 point ago

Aw Yiss

[–]taco_tuesdays 0 points1 point ago

Cheesy 'brella faff

[–]PoisonMind 0 points1 point ago

The giraffe by itself seems to have resembled a combination of camel and leopard to at least to ancient cultures. In Latin is known as a "camelopardalis" (there's also a constellation with this name) which translates to "camel-leopard." In Persian it is sometimes known as an "oshtorgavpalang" which translates to "camel-cow-leopard". Of course, the more common word is "zherafeh," the direct source of the English word "giraffe."

[–]Evokerofsorts 0 points1 point ago

I will not even try to pronounce that.

[–]woundedonkey 0 points1 point ago

if only it could be part dragon too.

[–]Shvedi 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a book i read when i was small. It was something about a dog that didn't like the way he looked so a witch changed him into a zebra-camel-elefant-giraff thingy.

[–]Alphesie 0 points1 point ago

I think these are an important asset to everyone's life.

[–]emmacoo1 0 points1 point ago

That thing is fucking demonic. KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]Azrael_Fallen 0 points1 point ago

thanks to you im giggling like a school girl, you have made my night (fyi 27 year old man)

[–]PolarBearIcePop 0 points1 point ago

that's just the beta stage, the alpha stage has wings.

[–]T-Bone_The_Spider 0 points1 point ago

"It's half giraffe, half elephant, half leopard, and half zebra." -Al Gore

[–]addit96 0 points1 point ago

Just try saying this word 5 times fast

[–]DragonRaptor 0 points1 point ago

[–]asherbookman 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way too much at this.

[–]Slitterr 0 points1 point ago

That is so much fun to say.

[–]imnotjoshpotter 0 points1 point ago

up for the DBZ reference

[–]zeshtorm 0 points1 point ago

False. Those are leopard spots.

[–]Finkarelli 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps it's a whingdingdilly?

[–]longknives 0 points1 point ago

Q: What do you get if you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A: helephino

[–]JohnScribbles 1 point2 points ago

Animal centipede.

[–]Manome -4 points-3 points ago

Repost

[–]artacuno53 6 points7 points ago

Really? I'll take your word for it, but i've never seen it, so im gonna upvote it.

[–]red-rum 1 point2 points ago

The picture is literally years old. I highly doubt you were the first person to post it.

[–]Manome -1 points0 points ago

Go to new the original is just below this

[–]artacuno53 0 points1 point ago

Oh crap

[–]Manome -5 points-4 points ago

Just seen your user name it's articuno

[–]Ayushables -2 points-1 points ago

Hey thanks for reposting my post from like 8 months ago.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate.

[–]Goshawk3118191 -1 points0 points ago

Did anyone else immediately think of Freiza from Dragonball Z?

[–]dandruff1138 0 points1 point ago

[–]legoons 0 points1 point ago

the surgery was a success!