SHE LIED.

TheDood715 · 2012-10-06T16:12:56+00:00

Hey if the ice dispenser keeps the cherries chilled this sounds like an awesome idea for mixed drinks that you'd rather not be watered down by ice.

Darkaardvark · 2012-10-06T16:05:46+00:00

I had a cat named Snowball

She died, she died

Mom said she was sleeping

SHE LIED, SHE LIED

Why, oh why is my cat dead?

Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

-Meditations on turning eight

drunk_otter · 2012-10-06T15:06:20+00:00

If life is a bowl of cherries, then baby, you're the pits.

Nefertiitii · 2012-10-06T14:17:24+00:00

probably someone who is five years old.

Veni_Vidi_Vici_24 · 2012-10-06T15:53:49+00:00

Who the hell doesn't like cherries?

nintendocontroller · 2012-10-06T15:42:13+00:00

Hopefully she doesn't like crushed ice.

briemoo · 2012-10-06T17:29:32+00:00

Does anyone else think that cherries in the ice dispenser in the fridge is an awesome idea?

fireice22 · 2012-10-06T15:42:35+00:00

I would not be disappointed.

red321red321 · 2012-10-06T15:30:41+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
SHE TOLD ME SHE'D BUY GRAPES	34^coms	637^pts	3^mos	firstworldanarchists
MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME	454^coms	1482^pts	3^mos	funny
Black baby for sale... I think they a word.	7^coms	35^pts	1^yr	WTF
How to get a lady friend	6^coms	37^pts	1^yr	pics
I've had enough tumblr.	0^coms	0^pts	1^mo	funny

source: karmadecay

I_am_not_a_horse · 2012-10-06T16:00:31+00:00

/r/iam14andthisisfunny

starcraftre · 2012-10-06T15:49:11+00:00

Frozen cherries are awesome.

tonterias · 2012-10-06T16:09:09+00:00

Some people like cherries in their drink. I can imagine the mother saying "I ain't even mad"

CosmicPube · 2012-10-06T16:35:46+00:00

Everyone in this story is a dick.

mobocrat707 · 2012-10-06T17:02:37+00:00

im sorry but i laughed at this a lot

stanfan114 · 2012-10-06T16:07:54+00:00

Man, that is Shakespearean levels of revenge.

anoano · 2012-10-06T19:02:36+00:00

Posts like this reaffirm my pro choice position. Unfortunately mom made the wrong choice with this one.

xrennerx · 2012-10-06T16:38:12+00:00

so how many times is this going to be reposted?

Fivelon · 2012-10-06T15:47:21+00:00

I kind of want to fill my ice dispenser with cherries because frozen cherries are delicious, and just being able to dispense a cup full would be great.

theredditorhimself · 2012-10-06T16:06:10+00:00

Sometimes life gives you cherries.

tulip_sniper · 2012-10-06T16:15:08+00:00

This kills the cherries.

K0TO · 2012-10-06T16:17:18+00:00

So much passion in that hate.

iplaw · 2012-10-06T16:32:21+00:00

Hope she doesn't ask for crushed ice.

FoxyGrampa · 2012-10-06T16:43:12+00:00

Granted he's a little shit for complaining (if this is legit), but the idea is pretty funny.

king_of_bfe · 2012-10-06T16:49:48+00:00

I have this idea to put different sundae toppings or candy bars into the icemaker and using the crushed ice feature to be the awesomest american i can be

onehundredjobs1 · 2012-10-06T16:53:18+00:00

First world sundae problem.

inc188 · 2012-10-06T16:54:29+00:00

Absolutely amazing

BENTBUTTERSTICK · 2012-10-06T16:58:54+00:00

Homestuck

steel7xl · 2012-10-06T17:04:02+00:00

choclate milk kid?

AccidntelDeth_ · 2012-10-06T17:04:45+00:00

This reminds me of the time I had to go under anesthesia. I had asked the nurse if the shot was going to hurt, to which she responded "no". I guess I thought it did because apparently for the rest of the time I was loopy I kept referring to her as "the liar" and berating her for telling me lies.

grayninja62 · 2012-10-06T17:15:08+00:00

that escalated quickly....

TJarnold92 · 2012-10-06T17:15:14+00:00

What website do I keep seeing these posts from?

stalecheezit · 2012-10-06T17:17:50+00:00

watch the ice be set to crush. cherries... cherries fuckin everywhere.

brownpaiste · 2012-10-06T17:25:26+00:00

first world problems.

LittleUggie · 2012-10-06T17:34:46+00:00

We got a badass over here

hawkzzz · 2012-10-06T17:39:27+00:00

I hope she prefers crushed ice.

phicurious · 2012-10-06T17:43:12+00:00

i seriously miss our old fridge in which you could put whatever you want such as action figures or condoms into the ice dispenser

THE_REAL_NIPPLE_KING · 2012-10-06T17:45:04+00:00

What if she chooses crushed ice?

AliasUndercover · 2012-10-06T17:47:26+00:00

Old, but still very strange. I'd rather have cherries any day.

damnitcletus · 2012-10-06T17:47:28+00:00

Suddenly, she presses the "crushed ice" function!

pechemonster · 2012-10-06T17:50:44+00:00

I laughed way too hard at this

perfectgirl88 · 2012-10-06T17:51:45+00:00

Hot Lied

caffeineTX · 2012-10-06T18:05:45+00:00

what website are all of these coming from

DancinDemon · 2012-10-06T18:05:56+00:00

I can only imagine what this person would do if they caught their SO cheating ...

seeteethree · 2012-10-06T18:06:45+00:00

7 yo Redditor?

amitnagpal1985 · 2012-10-06T18:09:03+00:00

First world children shd be donated to Africa.

DJRES · 2012-10-06T18:11:08+00:00

Because fuck cherries.

ImmortalImitator · 2012-10-06T18:28:23+00:00

Quit bitching and be happy your mom got you anything.

CodePWNED · 2012-10-06T18:31:29+00:00

She likes crushed ice too

kit_carlisle · 2012-10-06T18:32:26+00:00

That's... brilliant.

FROZEN CHERRY/GRAPE DISPENSER!

Karp42 · 2012-10-06T18:39:18+00:00

Okay... that sounds delicious.

rathead · 2012-10-06T18:41:03+00:00

shorter version... i hate my mom.

suddenlystarving · 2012-10-06T18:45:38+00:00

This will ruin your ice dispenser. Someone in my family put a babybel cheese wheel in our dispenser and no matter how much it was cleaned and cycled forevermore the ice tasted of cheese.

pogobropatino · 2012-10-06T18:59:02+00:00

Just hope she doesn't put it on crush.

FormerFundie6996 · 2012-10-06T19:09:32+00:00

(_̅_̅_̅(̲̲(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅_̅_̅_̅()ڪے~

projectFT · 2012-10-06T19:10:23+00:00

Frozen cherry dispensing win?

emmachemma · 2012-10-06T19:10:42+00:00

This is so classic tumblr.

gsettle · 2012-10-06T19:11:36+00:00

who typed for you? Obviously you're about 2!

hooplah · 2012-10-06T19:16:58+00:00

Someone fucking took cherries and put them in their ice dispenser and took a picture of it just to seem funny on the internet.

tinpanallegory · 2012-10-06T19:18:29+00:00

The frozen cherries will not only cool down her drink, but they'll make it taste delicious. The unintended consequences of wrath.

steam2 · 2012-10-06T19:29:16+00:00

Seen it

AshFlash · 2012-10-06T19:29:35+00:00

Spoiled little shit.

keebar · 2012-10-06T19:30:19+00:00

Lets just hope she doesn't want crushed ice.

littlest · 2012-10-06T19:44:45+00:00

so this persons mom tried to do something nice for them, and buy them grapes to make them happy. the mom made a mistake and accidently purchased the wrong thing, and this person has to be a jerk to her? they cant just be grateful that they have a mom who provides for them?

johnnyasma · 2012-10-06T19:59:52+00:00

That's horrible. Buy your own grapes and quit being a bitch, punk.

snakehag · 2012-10-06T20:14:21+00:00

Someone needs a nap !

twistedh8 · 2012-10-06T20:25:25+00:00

She's a woman. Don't act surprised when she lies..

paelf8 · 2012-10-06T20:39:44+00:00

Seems to have escalated rather rapidly...

Tortfeasor55 · 2012-10-06T20:42:49+00:00

if that was you, you're a douche

norealpurposehere2 · 2012-10-06T21:12:09+00:00

But Cherries are better than grapes.

BeardedStrangeBatPan · 2012-10-06T21:17:42+00:00

I have no idea why this made me laugh the way it did.

Ranndym · 2012-10-06T21:32:59+00:00

Get a job and buy your own food you lazy fuck.

stash0606 · 2012-10-06T22:10:54+00:00

this isn't even remotely funny.

kds405 · 2012-10-06T22:46:06+00:00

Cherries are so expensive.

FurioVelocious · 2012-10-06T23:08:24+00:00

That kid needs to be slapped.

adamthwaite · 2012-10-06T23:18:47+00:00

Repost

ButtBelch · 2012-10-06T23:43:23+00:00

Sounds like a plan until she wants crushed ice

bcb77 · 2012-10-06T23:54:53+00:00

Go buy your own; you fucking brat.

ixionpearl · 2012-10-07T00:02:09+00:00

It's gonna suck when someone wants crushed ice....

Lindz1 · 2012-10-07T00:25:54+00:00

I don't know what you're complaining about man! Cherries trump grapes any day!

Pie4u · 2012-10-07T00:35:11+00:00

Did anyone look at the picture before they read the text and not think it was an ice dispenser?

zotquix · 2012-10-07T00:48:47+00:00

This Is Just To Say

by William Carlos Williams

I have eaten

the plums

that were in

the icebox

and which

you were probably

saving

for breakfast

Forgive me

they were delicious

so sweet

and so cold

malleeman · 2012-10-07T01:03:04+00:00

You're an asshole, why don't you move out of your parents house and into your own place.

Sowy · 2012-10-07T01:05:50+00:00

the reposts are getting out of hand. is there a place to go thats like reddit but original?

CoyoteStark · 2012-10-07T02:26:07+00:00

I felt like I had seen this before, so I looked on Karma Decay, and lo and behold, repost.

piratesbooty · 2012-10-07T02:53:17+00:00

"When dickheads repost"

New title for ya.

Egg-Suckin-Dog · 2012-10-07T03:11:02+00:00

When I was ten, my mom told me and my best friend that the magnetic poles were about to reverse and the world was going to end the next day. My friend and I ditched school the next day, the first time I had ever done so, and hung around his house eating junk food, dreading exactly what was about to become of us.
That was thirty years ago, and one of the smaller lies I grew up with. Several months ago, mom asked if I would spread her ashes in a certain spot when she dies.
"Oh, sure."

Keeks15 · 2012-10-07T03:27:46+00:00

Mommy, you lied.

Kevins_famous_chili · 2012-10-07T03:54:42+00:00

I imagine an eight-year-old writing this haha.

WildScorpion · 2012-10-07T05:25:45+00:00

I read this in the Rakkman voice from Borderlands 2.

Warlach · 2012-10-06T16:53:21+00:00

Who the fuck doesn't prefer cherries to grapes?

What the hell?

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