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[–]aaronaqua1 98 points99 points ago

I was about to say "Be honest, you stuffed your cat into a bag and took a photo of it, didn't you?"

But that isn't your cat. Is it OP?

[–]Megumii 93 points94 points ago

It's actually my cat... ಠ_ಠ

My Kittie

[–]Mizeak 13 points14 points ago

Op is a phony! A big fat phony!

[–]Late_Night_Grumbler 1 point2 points ago

What did Holden Caulfield ever do to you guys?

[–]iLLMaTiK713 9 points10 points ago

I shall give my credit to whom it is REALLY due then.

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[–]MrRoughsex 3 points4 points ago

What in the Fuck?

[–]crashv10 0 points1 point ago

could you tell me what he said please

[–]MrRoughsex 0 points1 point ago

It was picture of a dead baby

[–]crashv10 0 points1 point ago

oh wow, i regret asking, but thanks all the same

[–]lisabadcat 6 points7 points ago

[–]MacGuyverism 3 points4 points ago

Could be my kittie.

[–]The_designer_pro 0 points1 point ago

The cat has the look of disapproval on too

[–]chemguy90 17 points18 points ago

OP is a thief and a liar! Yeah, that's what he is!

[–]Sprechensiedeustch 12 points13 points ago

Pitchforks raised!

[–]Miffins123 3 points4 points ago

I knew it was fake even before I read your comment. Under the cat is a picture of the i - a British newspaper. This is weird because the title says store which in Britain is shop.

[–]tinkleturds 0 points1 point ago

i like your class. :D

[–]T-rex_with_a_gun[!] -1 points0 points ago

shit just got real...

[–]smi_ims -1 points0 points ago

Well, it looks like

the cat's out of the bag

[–]Nan0b0t -1 points0 points ago

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[–]crashv10 -1 points0 points ago

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for posting that comment i have been waiting to do this for a long time

[–]Araneatrox 2 points3 points ago

I approve of your choice in newspaper.

[–]jesticle -1 points0 points ago

Seems like an old picture though, surely the i isn't "new" any more.

[–]cillyfox 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, reddit should be part website, part animal shelter. They could monetize renting cats for photos. Karmawhores pay up and get thousands of karma, in turn reddit gains financial stability. Win-win.

[–]SHARK_249 3 points4 points ago

Note to self: New to Reddit , do not look for the Reddit store again

[–]LittleCatDog 3 points4 points ago

Anddddddd your cat is dead.

[–]Traniz 3 points4 points ago

Downvoting OP is the right thing... but it doesn't work! The ignorant masses are way to big.

[–]yeaitsgroog 13 points14 points ago

This was previously submitted to r/aww where it belongs, you stole a post and submitted it to r/funny. It is not funny, I hate r/aww (unsubscribed from it), I hate seeing stupid fucking cats being shoved into stupid fucking places. OP is surely a faggot.

[–]Suhail24 15 points16 points ago

[–]CeeBeast 0 points1 point ago

This picture never ceases to make me laugh.

[–]what_a_cat_astrophe -5 points-4 points ago

You.. hate.. /r/aww? You monster.

[–]crashv10 -3 points-2 points ago

wow, he calls someone a faggot and gets upvoted, please someone explain how that makes sense.

[–]yeaitsgroog 0 points1 point ago

[–]crashv10 -1 points0 points ago

wait,no no you missunderstand, im just confused, thats all.

[–]frozenkiller7 4 points5 points ago

you should have gotten the deluxe package. that includes bacon, funny things said on facebook, and a picture of carl sagan

[–]DisregardHumanity 3 points4 points ago

And about 50 pictures of Lilith from Borderlands 2 cosplays.

[–]oglerintheocean 3 points4 points ago

Cat expert here. I would not recommend shipping a cat in this manner. I can see that bubble wrap has been provided to ensure that the cat does not suffer breakage during the shipping process. Unfortunately the cat still runs the risk of asphyxiation, starvation or dehydration. Any one of these can lead to death.

Please use a more traditional form of shipment, like a cat carrier or a PETA approved padded cage.

[–]Wagwany 0 points1 point ago

Awesome, you got the newest model of the Karma-Adder 9000!

[–]compywiz 0 points1 point ago

Reddit offline edition

[–]Pat1234567890 -1 points0 points ago

and pretty much every other social media site

[–]huehuehuehuebrbr 0 points1 point ago

WHO ORDERED KARMA?

[–]chemguy90 1 point2 points ago

I bet your eyes grew wide open when you saw the potential karma that you could possibly get.

[–]nothingpersnal 0 points1 point ago

Fucking OP's up to his usual faggotry

[–]Sarkin -1 points0 points ago

Kittygram!

[–]Luffykins 1 point2 points ago

So funny (not).

[–]hobble420 0 points1 point ago

I clicked on the image thinking, there's a Reddit store?

[–]IJIrving -1 points0 points ago

That's a cat.

[–]Black_Thorn -1 points0 points ago

Must..not..upvote...
Mission target failed

[–]drosophilid 1 point2 points ago

mmmm, dinner?

[–]necrons_ftw -1 points0 points ago

Get into the envelope kitty

Meow

Kitty, get into the damn envelope

Dammit kitty!

Ok now just stay there

Fuckin cat!! Hold still!! I need this karma!!

Kitty if you don't stop moving I'm going to seal the envelope and mail you into Reddit.

[–]Laaayycock22 -1 points0 points ago

If I fits I ships.

[–]FISH_MASTER -1 points0 points ago

I approve of your taste in newspaper!! The I is a really good tabloid sized newspaper

[–]doctor_pointless 0 points1 point ago

I have it on subscription. Kudos!

[–]Crigger540 -1 points0 points ago

<s> I knew this was fake because there are no air holes in the envelope</s>

[–]HerSoldier1023 -1 points0 points ago

I see you found the Karma Machine Pro V2

[–]LivingSaladDays -1 points0 points ago

How many karma points was that?

[–]Rykleos -1 points0 points ago

I think Reddit should start an initiative to get dogs and cats adopted out of some of the country's most overpopulated shelters. Adoption Day 2012/2013?

[–]edjk -1 points0 points ago

theirs a reddit stor?

[–]zragequitz -1 points0 points ago

Are the karma machines good quality? I really want one

[–]Soccerfan4 -1 points0 points ago

I totally thoughtredditt had a store until i saw the picture... Went from super pumped to super let down to finally super awwww

[–]aceypoo[S] -2 points-1 points ago

[–]jfc320 -1 points0 points ago

Karma cat only $19.95!

[–]Illum503 -1 points0 points ago

That's not reddit store... thats dealextreme

[–]lolo1163 -1 points0 points ago

at first, i was like "huh? reddit had a store!?" then i was like "i'm disappointed"

[–]IvanMawesome -1 points0 points ago

I have never downvoted a picture of a cat before.

[–]blah0pp 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR CAT.

[–]dhanson94 -1 points0 points ago

Do people set these things up or is my cat really just that boring?

[–]Chehade -1 points0 points ago

"My fresh batch of upvotes just came in the mail!"

[–]JEW_TITS_UP_YOUR_ASS -1 points0 points ago

Ooh, you can cash in your karma for cats now?

[–]Binba442 0 points1 point ago

Something to me says repost, that paper is pretty old, at least 2 years old infact.

[–]atheistukjewthrowawa 1 point2 points ago

Doubt it. I remember that news about Bob Diamond from a few months ago.

[–]Binba442 2 points3 points ago

The paper on top says "Britain's newest concise newspaper" That paper went on sale in October 2010. Must be a similar headline http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_(newspaper)

[–]atheistukjewthrowawa 0 points1 point ago

Well, even if it was yesterday it's still Britain's newest concise newspaper. Unless you can think of one launched more recently. Seriously, this was just a few months ago, I remember reading similar headlines.

[–]Binba442 -1 points0 points ago

I think they display "Newspaper of the year" on their papers, or they have recently.

[–]atheistukjewthrowawa 0 points1 point ago

Well, as I said, it was a few months ago.

[–]obviouslyobliviousok -2 points-1 points ago

Copy cat!

[–]brostache11 -3 points-2 points ago

Oh man I guess you will have to kill it and then send it back

[–]opiop65 0 points1 point ago

Ooh no! Loses karma

[–]nicholaaaas -2 points-1 points ago

reddit douche

[–]Pat1234567890 -2 points-1 points ago

whatchu lookin at the cat is probably saying.

[–]Uninteresting_guy -2 points-1 points ago

Where'd you get that cat? From the...reddit store?

[–]FoxyGrampa -2 points-1 points ago

for a second, I got really excited that there is a Reddit store.

[–]xxlittlemissxx -2 points-1 points ago

You can buy cats at the reddit store?

[–]Awesome_BaconTaco 0 points1 point ago

Yum! That would be delicious if you deep fried it!

[–]tandorkus -2 points-1 points ago

I was expecting a gay hipster.