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all 79 comments

[–]Platinum_Mattress 145 points146 points ago

Give the kid a break. He's probably got a few kids of his own and is stressed as shit.

[–]MissesLee 34 points35 points ago

Not to mention the nagging wife.

[–]Rebel-Yellow 15 points16 points ago

Not to mention the nagging wife sister.

[–]MethCityChick 5 points6 points ago

Not to mention long hours at the mine.

[–]MethCityChick 0 points1 point ago

Oh no if they could afford a box he wouldn't be smoking bits of tobacco he licked from around the bottom of the ashtray

[–]HerrDrosselmeyer 61 points62 points ago

Is it just me or does that kid look way cooler than most ~5 year olds?

[–]suprxtragrav 9 points10 points ago

smoking is cool

[–]irevanchist 3 points4 points ago

kid kinda looks like jesse from breaking bad

[–]AsteroidShark 1 point2 points ago

Alright, I'm not nuts because I saw the same thing.

[–]zamakusi 28 points29 points ago

CPS? Maybe?

[–]Elliot82 0 points1 point ago

Call them and tell them a child is smoking? "Yes sir/ma'am, the police are on the way!"

[–]jordy240[S] 14 points15 points ago

he was with his family

[–]SimonSays_ 6 points7 points ago

lol, you almost make it sound better.

[–]canthidecomments -1 points0 points ago

I like how you're whoring this kid out for karma for yourself.

Nice.

[–]TwistedTicket 10 points11 points ago

Countdown till this becomes a meme in 5...

[–]SilasYEAH 16 points17 points ago

You're counting down to a countdown?

[–]MisterMetal 6 points7 points ago

He started late if this was taken in Quebec.

[–]fizz4m 1 point2 points ago

I started at 14. So fucking late!

[–]Oed0 4 points5 points ago

What country was this shot in ?

[–]Connedman 4 points5 points ago

Darwinism in full effect

[–]Sushiman70 10 points11 points ago

Darwin award right there.

[–]punx777 9 points10 points ago

I don't think this is darwin award worthy at all. This is a darwin award winner. (elevator shaft death, semi-nsfl, kinda funny tho..)

[–]have_heart 4 points5 points ago

you know the shitty thing about that situation is some person has to go in and clean that dumb shit off the elevator. I wanna know how he made it that long.

[–]zip_000 0 points1 point ago

It isn't likely to kill him (or make him infertile) before he breeds.

[–]ladynoodles 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for being the OP and not reposting like guy did with this.

[–]Tatchy 7 points8 points ago

Ohh God!!! Some humans just shouldn't be parent's!!! They're killing their own child...

[–]SgtSausage 22 points23 points ago

parents

[–]Allexan -4 points-3 points ago

pedants

[–]SimonSays_ 2 points3 points ago

pesants

[–]Djteejay -1 points0 points ago

Peasants

[–]GrokLobster 0 points1 point ago

well, I think you're funny

[–]momzill 2 points3 points ago

How sad.

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[–]meritt_zare 0 points1 point ago

Cigarettes, Bitch! Yeah!

[–]Hotgamer 1 point2 points ago

CPS for sure.

[–]Ikimasen 1 point2 points ago

I'm no sociologist, but I bet that you could have boned his mom with minimal effort. But I would also bet that his dad would have beat the shit out of you with a pipe or something if he found out.

[–]lukien -2 points-1 points ago

i'm sure the tobacco companies would approve this.... start em young!

[–]d0k3n -3 points-2 points ago

Good way to give him cancer and an adiction.

[–]cosmozoan 6 points7 points ago

d

[–]superboyKev -5 points-4 points ago

r/Wtf worthy?