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[–]ZombieCancer1996 274 points275 points ago

Wow, the exact same title, too. You have no shame.

[–]spinky342 59 points60 points ago

Damnit it's such a good title too.

[–]EshinX 36 points37 points ago

Upvoted due to title, sad I had to change that to a downvote

[–]tylerbray 6 points7 points ago

I love how reddit is built on aggregating content from other sources, but if it ever possibly comes from reddit even those who found enjoyment in it have it ruined by this one meaningless distinction. A month later there's no telling how many rounds this has made all around the internet (with the only possible suitable title) before ending up back on reddit where it was almost certainly taken from some other source (that awkward family photos blog?). Yet how scandalous!

[–]oldmoneey 5 points6 points ago

Knowing the sentiment behind the posting of this is what ruins it. That a person knowingly and deliberately copied a successful post right down to the title... It rustles jimmies.

[–]myfaceisyourfayce -1 points0 points ago

That's a fair enough argument and I can understand but does complaining about it everywhere really do anything?

It's an honest question, I don't get it.

I don't yell at my friends when they tell me a joke I've heard before. I say 'ha, good one.. Ive heard that before but still good' and move on with my life.

[–]oldmoneey 1 point2 points ago

Your choice of the word "complaining" is odd, when you think about it. The comments pointing it out aren't that emotional.

And it's quite a different sentiment with face to face joke telling. Posts like this are motivated by a desire for a successful post, not to make people laugh. How do I know this? Why would they post it to the site on which it came from?

[–]martinpolak -1 points0 points ago

I for example haven't seen the original post. I support reposts, but in a certain amount

[–]oldmoneey 1 point2 points ago

It's identical. Can't be coincidence.

[–]myfaceisyourfayce -3 points-2 points ago

Is it just me, or is EVERY top comment thread this argument?

I'm new to reddit, therefore this is funny to me for the first time. If you've seen it so much it bothers you, maybe go outside?

Edit: No wonder everybody hates this community; you're all a bunch of sooks. God forbid somebody says something you dislike.

[–]Rawrjumping 7 points8 points ago

Ahh the good ol', "If it bothers you, go outside".

I used to be 12 too. Good times.

[–]myfaceisyourfayce 0 points1 point ago

Part and parcel of hanging around primary aged children all day but also a little dig at the Internet user stereotype.

I'm not good at social exchange.

[–]Tabtykins 2 points3 points ago

The evolution of being a Redditor, I'm told everyone feels like this at first but wait and see if your tune changes after you've seen the same meme get to the front page many many times.

[–]WashinginReverse -1 points0 points ago

If not for reposts, the quality content wouldn't get exposure. No one would see the old posts as they would get burried by other content.

[–]Dollarhide 7 points8 points ago

Seriously great title. Bummer that it's a repost...

[–]MrGoodbytes 39 points40 points ago

For reference:

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The wind never had a chance 128coms 1550pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]cherydad33 21 points22 points ago

About 1 month later also. Lame sauce

[–]ReallyGuysImCool 25 points26 points ago

Yeah, I remember that last time I was really confused by this, even with the title

For anyone seeing this the first time: they're all wearing windbreakers

kinda lame in my opinion

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 7 points8 points ago

I initially thought it had something to do with the old wives' tale about the wind freezing ugly faces in place, but then I was like "None of these people are particularly unattractive".

[–]Dailynator 6 points7 points ago

But none of those people are particularly attractive at the same time.

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 1 point2 points ago

True.

[–]Andygoesrawr 0 points1 point ago

they're all Liz Lemon

[–]teacherfromhell 0 points1 point ago

I thought it might be the hairstyles at first. They either have very little or if they have some it's all shellacked with hairspray.

[–]stringer_bell1 2 points3 points ago

MAN THE HARPOONS!

[–]LibraryNerdOne 0 points1 point ago

Aye, aye Captin.

[–]genzahg 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this comment normally reserved for images of a fat person?

[–]JackAceHole 1 point2 points ago

stood > had

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

/r/funny

The most cancer-infested place on all of Reddit.

[–]kristinez 1 point2 points ago

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

I was going to reference that in a joke, but felt it might've sent the wrong message.

[–]dimebagellefson 52 points53 points ago

It's a repost, and I still don't get it...

[–]rovanaut 70 points71 points ago

They are wearing wind breakers

[–]dimebagellefson 59 points60 points ago

Ohhhhhhhh......lame

[–]Bigbadd3 18 points19 points ago

Yeah I didnt find it that funny.

[–]tr4mpldundrfoot 7 points8 points ago

I only had a 1/2 chuckle.

[–]MidAmericanNovelties 3 points4 points ago

I didn't get it. A few seconds later I still didn't get it. And then a bit later I still had no clue. Then it hit me. And I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

I didn't get it too, until I went to the comment section. Now I want to shoot downvote arrows at OP's knee.

That fucker.

[–]YahwehFreak4evr 2 points3 points ago

No chuckle for me until I read that post. My sense of humor is weird.

[–]midbc 12 points13 points ago

fuck you OP go play in a hurricane

[–]Chester_SMASH 5 points6 points ago

SWISH Family Robinson.

[–]thisissam 1 point2 points ago

That sounds like a bad SNL sketch. So a normal SNL sketch.

[–]GalacticUndead 6 points7 points ago

I was gonna upvote, but then I saw that you're a no-good thief.

[–]186394 13 points14 points ago

Ah, the '90s.

[–]zetmof91 4 points5 points ago

one of the lowest wind-speed decades of our time.

[–]mindtrapped 3 points4 points ago

What can I say? It was really windy in the nineties! That's why we had such a need for windbreakers and hair gel. I was there man, I was there!

[–]holyshititszachbraff 17 points18 points ago

Dammit.

I never saw it because I don't spend every waking minute on reddit.

...and i laughed.

FUCK ME, RIGHT?

[–]dan2737 1 point2 points ago

I laughed too, but since it's a repost with the same title and everything, I'm not upvoting OP. That's all.

[–]Byronbell -4 points-3 points ago

Ya, you're supposed to be cool and downvote reposts, man. All the cool bees do it.

[–]holyshititszachbraff -1 points0 points ago

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to be lame on this one.

No big deal, comes pretty naturally these days.

[–]kingwilly123 2 points3 points ago

Took me a second.

[–]Lajones 2 points3 points ago

That had to have been a noisy photo shoot

[–]reble02 4 points5 points ago

[–]nyteryder79 1 point2 points ago

Are they Russians or just from Jersey?

[–]friday6700 2 points3 points ago

Both

[–]Kalashnikov74 0 points1 point ago

Excuse me?

[–]genzahg 0 points1 point ago

You're excused.

[–]detail3 1 point2 points ago

I would have sworn that they were all virgins, but the younger ones appear to be the progeny of the eldest.

[–]iruseiraffed 1 point2 points ago

I MUST BREAK YOU

[–]gm4 -1 points0 points ago

So weird, my sister's name is AliRae....

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 1 point2 points ago

Wow my friend has the same windbreaker as the front girl on the left and still wears it. Also he is 18.

[–]dudley-vs-mothy 1 point2 points ago

Aang would have been stopped easily. If only the Fire Lord knew.

[–]munkianis -1 points0 points ago

c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!

[–]fubbington 0 points1 point ago

You know, they sure didn't look good doing it, and they didn't quite know they didn't look good, but they knew the neon thing wasn't gonna last...but dammit, they did their best.

[–]lilokes 1 point2 points ago

The title did it for me. Took me a second, but i found my stapler.

[–]vortilad 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly, Mormons.

[–]D4rkr4in 0 points1 point ago

Nostalgia all over the fucking place.

[–]Sauna1980 0 points1 point ago

If this picture was taken in 1984 these people were fashion forward as fuck

[–]eppursimouve 1 point2 points ago

a family that breaks wind together, stays together.

[–]Kaminaaaaa 0 points1 point ago

OP never has the balls to respond when they do this.

[–]The_Commander 0 points1 point ago

Can we start calling those coats "fart jackets"? Because, they break wind....

[–]berrylou318 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious!!

[–]ok_you_win 0 points1 point ago

Six kids? Jesus take the wheel!

[–]sdlrow -1 points0 points ago

Obviously some one broke wind.

[–]katanalauncher -1 points0 points ago

Can someone tell me how this is supposed to be funny? I know they are wearing windbreakers, but what's the joke?

[–]InaneMonkey 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, it's the opening of the 1996 Olympic gymnastics competition!

[–]andtheniwastrees 0 points1 point ago

I can hear the sheering screeches of the materials of their clothing rubbing together louder than ever.

Almost looks like a family I knew from a long time ago. Almost..

[–]sahammon -1 points0 points ago

Breaking Bad

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I noticed they had an awful lot of kids before I realized what the title was about?

[–]Reclusiarch 0 points1 point ago

What am I looking at?

[–]StymieGray 0 points1 point ago

We get it, the 90's had a lot of oddly colored windbreakers. I still own mine.

[–]d_hood 0 points1 point ago

Dat noise.

[–]mrmaps 2 points3 points ago

Imagine what it must sound like when they walk in unison.

[–]Mabonthebeat 0 points1 point ago

"Swag"

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

I swear that this has been posted, with this exact same fucking title.

[–]vancartv 0 points1 point ago

Man, that family hates bangs.

[–]604Coast 0 points1 point ago

Beautiful caption, AlyRae

[–]inkedup1985 0 points1 point ago

I stared blankly at this for too long.. thinking to myself, " i dont think they have wind resistant hair.."

[–]Faithless195 -1 points0 points ago

A WUTUP, REPOOOST!?

[–]BullwinkleB 0 points1 point ago

Wind status: broken.

[–]ryanadanderson -1 points0 points ago

[–]pimpernel666 0 points1 point ago

That wind done broke.

[–]OzzyGeelv99 1 point2 points ago

I feel that anybody who found this funny also found Napoleon Dynamite funny... I don't know man, I just don't know

[–]Sardonapalus 0 points1 point ago

Man, they really hate wind.

[–]Kickinback32 0 points1 point ago

I would go postal on their asses if I had to listen to them walk past me! I could stand one person wearing those shity ass wind breaker pants, maybe even two people. The WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY, it wouldn't even be the swish, swish, swish sound. It would definitely be the worlds most obnoxious sound. I know people have gone on killing sprees for much less, but for me that would be my trigger the thing that makes me kill each one of them.

Seriously though, I fucking hate the noise those make.

[–]Misturkitti 0 points1 point ago

The things that are, were not always. This is the story of how the Wind was calmed.

Long, long ago in our very own world, the Wind was wild and vicious. Every day that passed, passed with great storms that whipped and battered the landscape. It was in this fashion that the Wind ruled over the day. But like all things, the Wind needed rest too, and slept during the night. All of the creatures in the world hid during the day, too terrified to face the Wind. They lived their lives in darkness and became wretched for it. Groping in the dark for food and water, lashing out at anything that got too close. They stole, maimed, killed, and raped during the night taking what they wanted, and leaving the weak in the wake of their passing.

Then one day, while the Wind was raging and all the wretched creatures were hiding, one weak little creature crawled out from its hiding place. The creature began to walk in the Wind, and climbed to the top of the largest hill in the world. It was on the top of this hill that the little creature stood.

The Wind hadn't noticed this little creature until it had reached the top of the hill. The Wind blew and tried to hurl the creature off the hill, but it was too small. The Wind blew and blew and blew, but it couldn't grip the creature to send it flying.

The Wind roared at the little creature: "Run away!"

The creature looked up at the wind and replied, "I will not."

The Wind roared again. It ripped the mightiest tree from the ground, and showed it to the little creature to scare it away. "You see my strength! Run away!

The little creature looked at the tree, which was impressive indeed, and replied to the Wind:

"I will not."

The Wind screamed at the impetuous little creature and sent the tree flying off into the distance. The Wind then blew harder than it had ever blown before, and reduced a mountain to dust.

"You see my power! Run away!" the Wind cried.

"I will not," replied the creature.

The Wind howled in rage and frustration. The Wind blew again, and this time summoned a massive wave from the ocean. The Wind threw the wave at the hill and flooded the surrounding land.

The Wind was sure that it had washed away the little creature, but when it saw the little creature still standing on top of the hill it bellowed:

"You see my greatness! Why do you not run away?"

The little creature stared up at the Wind and called out:

"Because I am Man, and I do not fear you."

This made the Wind very angry. The Wind tried to create a tempest to destroy Man, but it had exhausted itself trying to scare him away. The Wind sputtered and calmed, unable to keep blowing.

As the Wind died down, all of the other creatures in the world came out of hiding. They looked upon each other and saw how wretched they were. The worst of them were ashamed and went back to hiding. The others became better than they were, happy that they could live in the light.

To this day, the Wind sputters and puffs at the creatures living in the day, less than before because the Wind has already been defeated. And every time it does, Man is there standing on his hill, ready to challenge the Wind. The Wind becomes exhausted, and the storms die out.

[–]jp_lolo 0 points1 point ago

not with the additional hair gel

[–]jojoestinky 0 points1 point ago

Indeed, they all break wind!

[–]Funkenwagnels 2 points3 points ago

looks like that family breaks a lot of wind

[–]nicko378 5 points6 points ago

I bet you make this joke every time this gets reposted

[–]Funkenwagnels 3 points4 points ago

I will from now on. I actually just thought it up handing someone a wind breaker at work the other day. I was kind of disappointed in myself for taking 32 years for this pun to occur to me, but I was simultaneously amused by a fart joke, so it all worked out.

[–]fingertrollin 2 points3 points ago

America, America... this is yoooou.

[–]taolbi 1 point2 points ago

Bob Saget.

[–]Snefsky -4 points-3 points ago

It's a repost. But damn is it good.

[–]fb84088 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is funny in this picture?

[–]Ellebean 2 points3 points ago

They're all wearing windbreakers I guess.

[–]Japanistan -2 points-1 points ago

AlyRae, sorry to dissapoint you, but this isn't even funny.

[–]GopackGoGirl79 -3 points-2 points ago

Either did her vaginal wall.