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[–]joetromboni 437 points438 points ago

if that is real, that is some serious talent, for something I have never seen before

[–]wickedwagon 88 points89 points ago

That guy could be a legitimate fucking artist with that skill. Not a pro artist or critic, but fuck, that some serious skilll.

[–]FreshFruitCup 33 points34 points ago

I bet he could make it to the pros.

Edit: how did he do the white in the eyes?

[–]Burnafterposting 61 points62 points ago

Cut through to the bone.

[–]Milol 13 points14 points ago

Professional Tupac hair styling.

[–]jmedigital 4 points5 points ago

really really sharp razor blade

[–]atypicaldude 4 points5 points ago

Probably white eyeliner.

[–]SrsSteel 5 points6 points ago

Contrast makes it seem lighter than the rest of the shaved parts

[–]NihilCredo 5 points6 points ago

Nah, I used a colour picker, it's actually significantly brighter.

[–]SrsSteel 3 points4 points ago

Then it's a closer shave then the rest of the head, I see the difference now that I zoomed in

[–]marowitz 2 points3 points ago

The skin under the hair is brighter since it doesn't get any tan so it still seems leggit.

[–]Hibs 1 point2 points ago

How about the slightly blue-er tone in the hair around the left side of his face?

[–]BushMeat 0 points1 point ago

Dry scalp? scratch it a little?

[–]cycofishhead -3 points-2 points ago

Edit: how did he do the white in the eyes?

Photoshop.

[–]IJohnst 9 points10 points ago

I mean, shit.. I get nervous that I'll fuck up while trimming my beard.

[–]B4_Data_Lore 0 points1 point ago

Especially to do it on your own hair. Props.

[–]Socky_McPuppet 2 points3 points ago

Must have one of those new dot-matrix hair clippers.

[–]hedeman 1 point2 points ago

he'll grow out from it

[–]Oddblivious 7 points8 points ago

Real men have her image CARVED into their backs.

[–]Luis707 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ShipyardShellShock 0 points1 point ago

Is there white ink/coloring for the pupils? Also the dark parts are too dark to be natural. That's clearly not part of the scalp. Not necessarily calling fake but I think there's more to it than just skilled hair trimming.

[–]thom77 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. That is amazing, if real. wow!

[–]Bigbadd3 120 points121 points ago

I have to admit, that's pretty impressive.

[–]Deergoose 15 points16 points ago

Damn straight... That had too have taken hours itself, not to mention the multiple attempts at this kind of picture down on the back of someone's head. You know, this wasn't a first try kinda thing...

[–]Clapyourhandssayyeah 7 points8 points ago

Or it's 'shopped?

[–]StarHarvest 41 points42 points ago

Yeah, barber-shopped! Bam!

[–]Clapyourhandssayyeah 1 point2 points ago

Well-played sir

[–]StarHarvest 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, Happy Cake Day! :D

[–]Clapyourhandssayyeah 0 points1 point ago

Woah woah woah it was my cake day?

Crap, I missed out on karma. Damn you alien blue!!

[–]ChuckieF 0 points1 point ago

As impressive as what I can safely assume is thug life on the side of his head?

[–]wesman212 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that my first thought was of Professor Quirrell?

Does that make me a racist?

But, I like Tupac.

[–]BmoreCooler 30 points31 points ago

The barber is an amazing artist.

[–]KSTARRATSK 15 points16 points ago

Michael Jordan fade!!: http://youtu.be/Xk9cwPrOCQ0

Artists youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/user/kardzmatic

[–]Sgt_Peppper 97 points98 points ago

Don't know why this is in funny, it's actually pretty sick.

[–]partanimal 19 points20 points ago

Because he wanted the karma of r/funny instead of the lower visibility it probably would have received in a more appropriate sub.

[–]Heep_Purple 14 points15 points ago

[–]sailingonward -1 points0 points ago

How can you tell he's sick from the back of his head? He looks pretty healthy to me.

[–]Vin_The_Rock_Diesel -5 points-4 points ago

It was nice, but it was also funny. Title helped, I guess.

[–]SoupNinja 7 points8 points ago

You know, when someone puts that much time and effort with that high level of skill into something like this, you look past the retarded part about it.

[–]Spawnlesslurkers 6 points7 points ago

I've got eyes in the back of my head, man.

[–]Isleepinalleyways 4 points5 points ago

I'd be more impressed if he had managed to fuse his head hair with his neck and back hair and get a full body tupac with "thug life" somewhere in that mix.

[–]TheMeaning0fLife 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he already has 'thug life' shaved into the right side of his head.

[–]Isleepinalleyways 0 points1 point ago

hahahahaha

[–]Ludacrits 39 points40 points ago

Why the fuck is this in /r/funny? This should be in /r/pictures no doubt. Or at least /r/gfunk.

[–]JBFRESHSKILLS 35 points36 points ago

So conflicted. If this is real it's one of the dumbest/most impressive things I've ever seen.

[–]Vinthian 13 points14 points ago

It's just hair, guy can probably do a normal shave in a few days.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 7 points8 points ago

probably looks awful in a few days anyway. but AWESOME for the moment

[–]eifersucht12a 14 points15 points ago

Exactly. Does an ice sculpture suddenly become dumb just because it'll melt? No. It's about the skill, not something to continuously appreciate. The process is the art.

[–]Biganon 1 point2 points ago

Why is it dumb ? Care to explain ?

[–]hey_n0w 0 points1 point ago

Seems like a totally reasonable way to show your adoration of a musician.

Dumb is copying your favorite rapper and getting an ice cream cone tattooed on your face, just like his.

[–]crispy3 5 points6 points ago

thats really fucking good!!!!

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 12 points13 points ago

The Notorious B.I.G. I have shaved into my back hair is going to bust a cap in your Tupac.

[–]Fragonard 20 points21 points ago

Joke's on you--I've got Suge Knight in my pubes.

[–]EmperorClobbersaurus 4 points5 points ago

Nice try. I just shaved "L.A.P.D." into the leg hair on my left leg, and "Bankruptcy Court" into the leg hair on my right leg.

[–]eifersucht12a 5 points6 points ago

Yeah? Well my Ice-T beard might have some harsh words for your LAPD.

Wait, it just took a role in a cop drama.

My beard is a fucking sell out.

[–]ActuallyMike 0 points1 point ago

The Easy-E in my nose is disappointed in you all.

[–]my-little-pwny 2 points3 points ago

Maybe x-post to /r/pics? This is pretty cool!

[–]EliQuince 3 points4 points ago

"What's that on Tupac of your head man?"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

not a rap fan, but that is beyond pro

[–]lightningrod14 10 points11 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Makes me wonder how long that lasts... I'm guessing about a week?

[–]newtothelyte 1 point2 points ago

I hope that dude tipped that barber well, that probably took a good hour or two.

[–]yerm620 1 point2 points ago

That's fucking impressive.

[–]kaffetermos 1 point2 points ago

Now do pubes.

[–]schreimann 2 points3 points ago

When it grows back out it will be tupacca

[–]iTimmeh 2 points3 points ago

That guy has talent, but this trend is still fucking stupid.

[–]emerpus 2 points3 points ago

Everyone is all amazed, but i wanna know how long it took, and what they were talking about. i heard about black people and barber shops. No way they talked about basketball for that long.

[–]xanthus12 2 points3 points ago

That is both the greatest and weirdest thing I have seen in a long while.

[–]MasterAssBlaster 2 points3 points ago

Man I can't even trim the hair above the ear properly...let alone cut in legendary 90's rappers.

[–]WruceBillis 0 points1 point ago

"I better wear socks with these boat shoes"

[–]captain_vahjayjay 1 point2 points ago

I am unsure whether to be impressed or concerned.

[–]2rabbat4 0 points1 point ago

A different take on that Juice haircut I see

[–]mrsammyy 1 point2 points ago

they eyes are white, it's at least partially painted

[–]yoErkman 0 points1 point ago

Taken a little to literally but not bad.

[–]sin2win 0 points1 point ago

nothing short of art

[–]Lunux 1 point2 points ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like faces...

[–]Pinuphead 0 points1 point ago

talent, but he has a face on the back of his head thats really odd

[–]alokococoa 0 points1 point ago

If he grows out only the lower portion of Tupac's face, we can see him slowly grow a beard.

[–]leftnotracks 0 points1 point ago

There aren’t enough Zs in amazzzzzzzzing to do this justice.

[–]originalname2 0 points1 point ago

Tupac, rest in peace.

[–]themorningturtle 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty impressive actually...

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

That's actually more impressive than ghetto

[–]BarnabyJon3s 1 point2 points ago

That is actually done really well. It looks moronic, but it is done really well.

[–]Cakesnoball 0 points1 point ago

I'm a white, middle class guy in his 30s, living in Oregon. I'd get this.

[–]ihavetheworstluck -1 points0 points ago

this is super talented, but sorry, it's fucking retarded to waste your time on that.

[–]AceValentine 1 point2 points ago

If he was local, I would totally get the "Breaking Bad" fade from this guy.

[–]Morn1ngThund3r 1 point2 points ago

Next time, instead of getting Tupac's face on the back of your head, get the BACK of Tupac's head with someone else's face on the back of his head as his haircut!

That would be mind blowing. (as well as a haircut inception)

[–]jutct 1 point2 points ago

That's amazing, actually.

[–]LeWoVoc 0 points1 point ago

"That's not a fade, that's yo' hair runnin' away from yo' face."

[–]foofighterfan 1 point2 points ago

Tho

[–]ayaPapaya 0 points1 point ago

This looks like a tattoo (that in some parts was drawn in to Look like hair) and the dude's hair has been shaved away just until the perimeter of Tupac's head.

[–]rellimnahtan 1 point2 points ago

That is truly incredible. Who knew hair could be such a pliable medium?

[–]inkoso 0 points1 point ago

does nobody else think this looks WAAAY more like Kobe Bryant than Tupac?

[–]Niman30 0 points1 point ago

It actually looks more like Vince Carter.

[–]inkoso 1 point2 points ago

i'm not seeing it, but were getting racist now.

[–]poopyfarts 1 point2 points ago

can someone confirm if this is real or not?

[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

Shear awesomeness!

[–]Meatslinger 1 point2 points ago

And three months later, it's Reggie Watts.

[–]IknowIhaveaproblem 0 points1 point ago

Does the text shaved into the side say 'Thug Life'(I think it's this one) or 'Tupac Lives' ?

I can make out a T___

over top of a L___

[–]honeydee 0 points1 point ago

It says "Thug Life".

[–]IknowIhaveaproblem 0 points1 point ago

Yeah that's what I figured.

[–]NavyGirlNuc 0 points1 point ago

why

[–]Highly_RelevEnt -1 points0 points ago

His bottom lip off just a bit.

[–]Accipehoc 0 points1 point ago

I gotta admit, that is one nice fade.

[–]Kurigauth 1 point2 points ago

I'm not even mad, I'm actually really impressed right now.

[–]Lord_Smaximus 0 points1 point ago

Sick

[–]minorwhite 1 point2 points ago

OK that is impressive. Gotta be photoshop. Either way, good work!

[–]xItz_Anthonyx34 0 points1 point ago

Yo that shit is tight son, knaw mean?!

[–]egustafs 0 points1 point ago

I want to see how that looks after a couple days.

[–]i3unneh 0 points1 point ago

Ha, silly guy. Everyone knows Biggy was better.

[–]esmedas 1 point2 points ago

I just want to see the decrepit grown out Tupac in a few weeks.

[–]Eric264 0 points1 point ago

The right eye is just a little bit derpy.

[–]bangupjobasusual 0 points1 point ago

Look I'm not trying to say this isn't amazing, it is, but you are a fucking moron.

[–]cheebuz 0 points1 point ago

i walked in and the barber was like "how do u want it?" i said "bald fade with a number 2pac on top" i was drowsy and barber was all "keep ya head up"

[–]mrdoink20 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why this is under funny, that's some pretty impressive work although tacky.

[–]starguy13 0 points1 point ago

now just take a picture of it once the hair has grown out a bit more.

[–]ottoman_jerk 0 points1 point ago

the barber recently declared bankropsy

[–]VivaPipa 0 points1 point ago

I like Tupac!

[–]boobluver 0 points1 point ago

Amazing dithering

[–]LeCrushinator 1 point2 points ago

Looks pretty damn real, except the bullet holes are missing.

[–]isaac9092 0 points1 point ago

(If any) they were in his chest Edit: some people don't believe he was shot, theorists conspiracy etc..

[–]TerribleMusketeer 3 points4 points ago

Being a total internet detective, this autopsy photo has a pretty clear bullet wound on the right 7-10th midclavicular rib area (and possibly another up three ribs or so), which is obviously not present in this image of him

[–]eifersucht12a 1 point2 points ago

autopsy photo

.

deaddove.jpg

[–]Tasgallxx 0 points1 point ago

I just clicked without reading. I feel really stupid. I mean, I think I've been on the internet long enough now to know to read what you click.

[–]eifersucht12a 0 points1 point ago

It wasn't really that bad, just an "oh, I should've known what that was going to be". Guess I expected a pre-autopsy shot on the table with just bullet wounds.

[–]Beximus 0 points1 point ago

Lesson learned: Dont click autopsy links when eating.

[–]Dubshack -2 points-1 points ago

why do people wear ass beads around their neck like that, that's messed up.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 5 points6 points ago

I do believe those are normal beads, in fact

[–]Grimmbles 2 points3 points ago

All beads are ass beads if you just believe.

[–]TooMuchCats 0 points1 point ago

I agree, this shouldn't be in /r/funny, but this was worth clicking. UpVotes for you sir.

[–]ExTex -1 points0 points ago

I'm having trouble buying into this. My money is on Photoshop. IMHO

[–]charlieisntcool -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of Voldemort and Professor Quirrell.

"How touching ..." it hissed. "I always value bravery ... Yes boy, your parents were brave.... I killed your father first, and he put up a courageous fight ... but your mother needn’t have died … she was trying to protect you ... Now give me the stone unless you want her to have died in vain."

[–]Hibs -4 points-3 points ago

Not real, but after a good look, it's a very convincing photoshop. Top marks

[–]Fapologist -1 points0 points ago

Detective Faggot, is that you?

[–]Arthener -5 points-4 points ago

fuckin' asians lol