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[–]Octopusbread 30 points31 points ago

I wonder how many more times we're going to see this

[–]jsellout 10 points11 points ago

42.

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 2 points3 points ago

That's just this weekend's estimate.

[–]stuporHuman 0 points1 point ago

I have had an idea for a very long time to start a restaurant based on junky stoned/drunk food ideas. This is close to one of them. Mine was deep frying things with Doritos. While that is still a great idea, the pepper grinder is pretty awesome. I am drunk chef master. I have other great and sober proven recipes. They are all bad for you and will also sate your fucked up cravings...as well as your sober comfort food cravings. Anyone living in the south that wants ideas and can actually make such a place happen, message me. You can have my secrets for a low price, I am too lazy to do it on my own...well not lazy, just don't want to be in the industry anymore.

[–]xhighflyerx -1 points0 points ago

Has to be the tenth time in a week.

[–]Kazinsal 3 points4 points ago

Fourth time in 24 hours.

No, seriously.

[–]stuporHuman 0 points1 point ago

I do this all the time!! If you can find them, siracha peas (like the wasabi peas) are awesome too! I like to toss them in pasta especially, also salads...I put salads second to try avoid any salad tossing comments. Bam!

[–]MaximumLunchbox 17 points18 points ago

[–]firefae83 7 points8 points ago

How the fuck does this happen, and I'm just seeing the post now? Every time I see comments saying "repost," I feel so out of the loop. :(

[–]Gormae 1 point2 points ago

This would not be a good loop to be in.

[–]bananaCabanas 9 points10 points ago

The /r/trees one has 1367 points

Dorito grinder has found its place

[–]Flakbadger 3 points4 points ago

At the very first, I thought the mortar and pestle were some strange bowl and a sausage.

Not even kidding.

[–]stuporHuman 2 points3 points ago

I didn't come close to thinking that, but your perspective deserves more upvotes than I am allowed.

[–]ivanmarsh 3 points4 points ago

That may well be the most brilliant and disgusting idea I've ever seen.

How delightful!

[–]Mister_Derper 10 points11 points ago

Fuck Apple. THIS changes everything.

[–]I_live_in_hawaii 5 points6 points ago

Where's the Funyuns...bitch!

[–]lsdiamonds 2 points3 points ago

dorito's cool ranch breaded and deep fried chicken (or anything for that matter!) mmmmmmm

[–]Malaligned 0 points1 point ago

[–]eman1189 3 points4 points ago

Could you pass the ranch?

[–]davis32 4 points5 points ago

You can't even wait a full week to repost? Seriously?

[–]linenloren 2 points3 points ago

Red card. Unnecessary use of a mortar and pestle.

[–]MeRyEh 2 points3 points ago

[–]blargman 1 point2 points ago

screw the doritos, that grinder looks awesome

[–]DutchJester -1 points0 points ago

Wait, sorry. I didn't understand the joke, can someone explain it so that I can laugh?

[–]drfrisker 1 point2 points ago

now everything you eat can have MSG sprinkled on it

[–]Phog_of_War 1 point2 points ago

Mortar and pestle? Why?
Just smash them bitches up in the bag. Then simply shake from bag into the peppermill. All in all though, great idea, I am going to do this myself.

[–]Lumpzor 0 points1 point ago

This is from /r/LifeProTips

[–]leftnotracks 0 points1 point ago

’murica.

[–]soapisgood[!] 0 points1 point ago

Holy MSG!

[–]mayaluna 1 point2 points ago

Sprinkling chemicals...yum

[–]MazdaRx7Guy 1 point2 points ago

None for me, My diet consists of doritos.

[–]DoubleDickDave 1 point2 points ago

set out a bowl of doritos. Sprinkle doritos on them.

[–]IAmAParadoxJk 1 point2 points ago

X-post from /r/LifeProTips

[–]KingOCarrotFlowers -1 points0 points ago

Far be it from me to cry "repost", but this was posted literally days ago.

I mean, I've been on reddit a decent amount today, but damn, man, seeing this post made me think that I sifted through enough /r/frontpage to get to a post made days ago.

[–]Goddamlitre-o-cola -1 points0 points ago

Fucking brilliant

[–]Darlizzle -1 points0 points ago

sweet jesus

[–]yillian -1 points0 points ago

Mother of God!!!

[–]my-little-pwny -2 points-1 points ago

SHUT.DOWN.EVERYTHING.

[–]gwayshape -2 points-1 points ago

REPOST from r/trees

[–]new_noise -4 points-3 points ago

It's funny that this was on Joe Rogan's podcast before this post was submitted.