Stumbled across this while in Costco

EvilGrimace · 2012-10-05T22:57:44+00:00

That's crazy, someone else on Reddit stumbled upon the same exact scene at Costco yesterday! What are the odds?!?

KoreanTerran · 2012-10-05T22:08:52+00:00

Look what I did at Costco!

aaronaqua1 · 2012-10-06T00:39:36+00:00

I knew I saw this yesterday.

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
My buddy decided to have some fun inside Costco with a mattress...	2^coms	2^pts	16^hrs	funny
Look what I found in Costco! (xpost from r/ wtf)	6^coms	6^pts	2^hrs	funny
My friend went to Costco today...	5^coms	86^pts	19^hrs	funny

This same picture was first posted 19 hours ago with the title "My friend went to Costco today..." Are you that friend?

Tagid · 2012-10-05T22:31:13+00:00

This is where Ted was conceived.

Bason-Jateman · 2012-10-05T22:36:19+00:00

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

ignitionnight · 2012-10-06T01:45:05+00:00

Bear cheated on Wilfred with Ted's mother.

greyshades · 2012-10-05T21:59:26+00:00

Come on, that's bearly funny.

thats-a-repost · 2012-10-06T01:46:15+00:00

You bastards are so lucky you can buy liquor at cotsco and not be ripped off by government owned stores.

GingerRanger · 2012-10-06T01:47:50+00:00

OP actually stumbled across this whilst googling Bear Porn.

br00t · 2012-10-06T01:49:05+00:00

As a costo employee, we do so many things with these goddamn bears.

Also, don't be a dick and please put shit you don't want to buy back where you got it. And put your fucking cart in one of the cart corrals, they're never more than 30 yards from your vehicle.

calicojones · 2012-10-05T22:49:35+00:00

..she's really getting stuffed.

jamdaman · 2012-10-06T00:20:50+00:00

I generally find the alcohol has been drank at this point...

Evanderson · 2012-10-06T00:25:40+00:00

They sell Grey Goose at Costco?

Bad_Zoo_Boy · 2012-10-06T01:00:44+00:00

Reminds me of this

LavaIcicle · 2012-10-06T01:20:55+00:00

Mommy, look at the art I made, can I have a 3ds now?

UsernameNotFound404 · 2012-10-06T01:40:52+00:00

What? Motherfucking High Intensity Tactical Flashlight, you say?

/r/shutupandtakemymoney

The_Boss_302 · 2012-10-06T01:48:11+00:00

How clever...

EdgeWhirl · 2012-10-06T01:48:48+00:00

Thanks, now I want a WeMo.

PotatoKingdom · 2012-10-06T01:49:17+00:00

I have that bear!

I_want_to_poo · 2012-10-06T01:50:58+00:00

Reminds me of the random weird places/scenes you find in Fallout 3.

RaGe3R · 2012-10-06T01:53:57+00:00

SNUGGLE....what are you doin...snuggle...stahp.

Gorehog · 2012-10-06T01:56:53+00:00

Bear is cheating on Wilfred!

userjoe9066 · 2012-10-06T01:57:02+00:00

"Sir, you are not allowed to arrange items like that on a bed, there are paying customers here and as the manager I won't stand for it!"

"But it's for karma man! I need those internet points!"

VashSC · 2012-10-06T01:58:29+00:00

I love comments how they accuse him of doing it himself. (Which he clearly did) BUT HEY LETS FUCKING UPVOTE IT ANYWAY :) HUR DUR

BiggerLongerAndUncut · 2012-10-06T02:01:54+00:00

I wish Canadian Costco sold booze :(

GibbleGrundle · 2012-10-06T02:01:58+00:00

Wow. Costco really does have everything.

mtbr311 · 2012-10-06T02:02:45+00:00

I bet the Cosco employees couldn't bear to clean that up.

SF-BountyHunter · 2012-10-06T02:02:51+00:00

I bet they were doing it bearback.

Accipehoc · 2012-10-06T02:05:32+00:00

Corona.

Not even once.

NoNotHimAgain · 2012-10-06T02:06:12+00:00

This is the results of Teddy Ruxpin becoming sentient. What have we done?

AntonChigur · 2012-10-06T02:07:36+00:00

I wish I could ever find anything that awesome at Costco

Fender1969 · 2012-10-06T02:08:22+00:00

Meanwhile at costco!

YNot1989 · 2012-10-06T02:10:23+00:00

Stick your finger in the loop of my tab!

anxietyvoyage · 2012-10-06T02:11:19+00:00

Story of my life

Rivieramaya · 2012-10-06T02:17:50+00:00

Genius!

splatterk · 2012-10-06T02:19:29+00:00

En Mexico y en el mundo, la cerveza es Corona (Mexican ad for Corona beer, This is the latest one as far as I know)

nayrryan · 2012-10-06T02:20:34+00:00

200 lumens, them's some nice flashlights, you're right!

ContentEnt · 2012-10-06T02:21:44+00:00

Where the hell can I get liquor at a costco???

zmeace · 2012-10-06T02:22:18+00:00

Ted is at it again

jglol · 2012-10-06T02:25:11+00:00

Accurate title: Guy spends twenty minutes in Costco arranging stuffed animals for karma, lies about coincidence

chichristina · 2012-10-06T02:27:41+00:00

Honest to God I was at Costco three days ago. We bought a mattress and two of those giant teddy bears. One beige, one tan. Just like in the picture. I picked up a big bottle of Grey Goose and commented how drunk we could get and have a teddy bear orgy. My friend and I were making teddy bear sex jokes while the guys were loading the mattress onto the car. Great minds think alike I guess.

BorisAcornKing · 2012-10-06T02:41:35+00:00

As a costco employee, we like to sit them around the tables in the furniture section.

Halaku · 2012-10-06T02:43:31+00:00

Amusing.

myWittyUserName · 2012-10-06T02:44:22+00:00

Don't they have a separate store where you purchase liquor like Grey Goose? I didn't think they had that in the store.

Retayk · 2012-10-06T02:49:30+00:00

Someone's been drinking a little too much beer.

oglerintheocean · 2012-10-06T02:50:22+00:00

7/10, would fap to again.

NikkiNicole2013 · 2012-10-06T02:52:09+00:00

ted found a soul mate .

Be_Bold · 2012-10-06T02:55:44+00:00

you're cosco sells booze ?

dickcheney777 · 2012-10-06T02:58:35+00:00

They have beer and vodka at a costco? America I guess?

timothy53 · 2012-10-06T03:08:04+00:00

"stumbled" across this while in Costco

andrew867 · 2012-10-06T03:15:32+00:00

TIL that all Costcos look exactly the same

escapefate · 2012-10-06T03:18:52+00:00

Hey! They are "bear" naked in Costco! ;D

pie-man · 2012-10-06T03:20:24+00:00

as someone who used to work retail, i would hate to put all that shit back to where they belong

Azartic · 2012-10-06T03:22:34+00:00

WE HAVE TO SAVE BEAR!

MrHollow_1 · 2012-10-06T03:23:07+00:00

That takes me back

guyanonymous · 2012-10-06T03:24:02+00:00

The bear necessities?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o

ShnazoRage123 · 2012-10-06T03:30:58+00:00

Wilfred will enjoy this.

bitsculpt · 2012-10-06T03:33:44+00:00

ADVICEANIMALS say have sex in costco for fun.

Kah-Neth · 2012-10-06T03:35:05+00:00

I find it sad the first thing i noticed were those neat wemo switches in the background. Really cool save for the fact they do not support Android.

angryit · 2012-10-06T03:37:47+00:00

Damnmit, I just renewed my Sam's Club membership!

canadian_meags · 2012-10-06T03:38:52+00:00

Stumbled across or created?

FTD_Brat · 2012-10-06T03:41:45+00:00

Just what I needed! A 200 lumen tactical flashlight!

bathroomstalin · 2012-10-06T03:45:34+00:00

Watch where you're going, Major Attention

gsmith51234 · 2012-10-06T03:50:48+00:00

Its Bear from Wilfred!

pazam · 2012-10-06T03:51:30+00:00

You can buy Grey Goose from Costco???????!!

Viictory · 2012-10-06T03:53:22+00:00

As a Canadian, Grey Goose from Costco looks awesome.

claudesoph · 2012-10-06T03:53:28+00:00

No you did not, you lying bastard.

JessicaSchuh · 2012-10-06T03:57:32+00:00

That's what happens when you sell EVERYTHING!!!

changeofpacecar · 2012-10-06T03:59:20+00:00

I hope that they're using protection and not going bare back.

Condor89 · 2012-10-06T04:03:03+00:00

This made me register a chuckle.

Bikenutt · 2012-10-06T04:11:59+00:00

I chuckled. Whats it like working there?

BoxOfDemons · 2012-10-06T04:13:12+00:00

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

Space_destroyer · 2012-10-06T04:14:29+00:00

The timing of this couldn't be more ironic...I just caught my little sister's boyfriend making a major move on her, and am currently blasting "I Just Had Sex", when I clicked on this.

Stratostar · 2012-10-06T04:21:29+00:00

Lawl

hereticjones · 2012-10-06T04:24:04+00:00

Must be in new mexico.

I_am_medusa · 2012-10-06T04:29:18+00:00

Down vote for lying

NastyThePerzn · 2012-10-06T04:34:56+00:00

They sell booze in your Costco? WTF!

THE_BOSS93 · 2012-10-06T04:35:47+00:00

Aww teds drunk again...

rydog123bruh · 2012-10-06T04:36:34+00:00

i found the same thing at my local animal hospital but irl

ProfessorStrangeman · 2012-10-06T04:37:17+00:00

Those Belkin WeMo switches in the background are the shit.

DaRealMcQueen · 2012-10-06T04:41:02+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa! Where's the industrial size box of rubbers? Safety first people. And bears.

CHAVO7810 · 2012-10-06T04:48:16+00:00

Looks like the warehouse i work at

ViolatingUncle · 2012-10-06T04:49:52+00:00

Is that from Ted?

iheartpotatoes · 2012-10-06T04:50:46+00:00

This is what people do with the costco bears? I've been looking everywhere, but none of the costcos here have them.

redditorsedithurr · 2012-10-06T05:02:18+00:00

Bear?! Now, I know what you're going to say, but when I said we had an open relationship, I meant on MY end.

buckynutz · 2012-10-06T05:05:17+00:00

someone must have stumbled into their over night shift and set this all up, cus that is the only way this actually happened. Truth. brought to you, by me.

italian_gris · 2012-10-06T05:07:09+00:00

Really Christinea....Really. YOu Mean it wasn't you and Brad's idea before you closed up shop last night...BTW I knew it was you when i saw the scarf you strangled that poor she bear with.... BITCH, YOU HAVE NO CLASS....

See you in the boss's office in the AM....

I always win....

frankyboy4my · 2012-10-06T05:37:37+00:00

Ted!!! Not in here!!!

aliceinnarnia · 2012-10-06T05:39:01+00:00

Shake. That. Bear.

addsomezest · 2012-10-06T05:42:24+00:00

You met Ted?

lskywalker918 · 2012-10-06T05:45:52+00:00

rotflmao

captain_stewart · 2012-10-06T05:49:35+00:00

Those fucking bears

DieselMcArthur · 2012-10-06T05:58:55+00:00

Wait, wait, wait.... You can buy booze at Costco?!?

zeno0771 · 2012-10-06T06:07:48+00:00

In the lighting aisle. YEAH BABY!!!

cyberbullet · 2012-10-06T06:09:10+00:00

You stumble across someones reddit post, and I stumble across a repost.

ABirdOfParadise · 2012-10-06T06:11:57+00:00

I can't help but feel like it's a goof having Corona on the bed, Corona without any limes about, and a continuity error going from Grey Goose to Corona.

bezayihun · 2012-10-06T06:13:50+00:00

Ted!! Noooooo!!! Not in costco

khosumet13 · 2012-10-06T06:16:28+00:00

The bottom one looks like it's enjoying the deed.

ThrowawayChamp · 2012-10-06T06:31:56+00:00

I work in the same department at a Costco. We sell the same shoe rack that's in the background isle.

Talarot · 2012-10-06T06:56:30+00:00

welcome to costco. i love you.

Hosni__Mubarak · 2012-10-06T07:02:59+00:00

You can't take beer out of the beer area. This is an employee.

HurtJayD · 2012-10-06T07:07:27+00:00

I wuv you!

littledingo · 2012-10-05T23:45:13+00:00

Either this is a repost or someone else here saw it too. Cause this is the 2nd time I've seen this today ^{_^}

Xysten · 2012-10-05T23:57:33+00:00

Oh wow, i've actually been looking for an outlet like that. Cool shit.

AznPersuasion287 · 2012-10-06T01:26:23+00:00

This is unBearable, won't somebody please think of the children.

ilikeapples2 · 2012-10-06T00:54:26+00:00

Stop lying. We know you did it. And it was damn funny.

heardlb · 2012-10-05T23:08:19+00:00

You forgot condoms

70000 · 2012-10-05T23:13:31+00:00

Looks like a good Saturday afternoon

tom-pon · 2012-10-06T01:09:52+00:00

Does anyone else want a WeMo thing?

yes_havesome · 2012-10-06T01:25:40+00:00

"Beyyah, who the hell is that? What ah yew doing to me Beyyah, nao! Roiyan, help me!"

THE_CAREGIVER · 2012-10-06T01:29:39+00:00

AWWW... BABY WUVS HIS TEDDIE BEOWS DOESNT HE. YES HE DOES! YES HE DOES!! COOCHIE COO!!

I_smell_awesome · 2012-10-06T01:35:03+00:00

I live in Ontario. I SO FUCKING WISH they sold booze and Costco here.

BaconWrappedEnigma · 2012-10-06T01:42:39+00:00

Must be a Boston girl.

CowardlyDodge · 2012-10-06T01:48:39+00:00

HIGH INTENSITY TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

randomksa · 2012-10-06T02:18:10+00:00

ted got laid by his own kind, and i'm still a virgin. great.

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