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[–]BrockN 53 points54 points ago

Bike owner returns to the spot and finds a note

Sorry for stealing your bike

[–]AFCInVan 0 points1 point ago

Sorry about that.

[–]falser 1 point2 points ago

Sorry for putting that lock on my bike and delaying you slightly.

[–]pheakelmatters 29 points30 points ago

It always adds that little bit of extra joy to find a note like that before you steal the bike. It reminds you the world isn't such a bad place after all :)

[–]readit_out_loud 3 points4 points ago

u monster D:

[–]iheartbakon 12 points13 points ago

That'll totally work.

[–]dcramps[S] 2 points3 points ago

If anyone cares to wonder, I took this the other day outside the Murray Library at the University of Saskatchewan. High five if it's your bike. :o

[–]trixter192 3 points4 points ago

Ottawa here, bike theft is very common. Sorry, but stickers wont' help much.

[–]joeyisapest 9 points10 points ago

toronto checking in..

someone is trying to steal my laptop as I typ

[–]smpx 1 point2 points ago

I think this might actually help. Unless its Te easiest or the most valuable, the thief might change his mind about the theft.

[–]LiteRobot 1 point2 points ago

That's just having a bike.

[–]deepredsky 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, you can't take this bike.

[–]aahxzen 0 points1 point ago

Supercycle is the most Canadian bike brand, so you have already achieved some new level of Canadianess not yet measurable.

[–]BrainInAJar 0 points1 point ago

Surely not more Canadian than Norco, or Louis Garneau

[–]schwengy 0 points1 point ago

[–]rjksn 0 points1 point ago

This is the most popular sticker in ottawa. Less kind.

http://www.bikedump.com/images/onelesscar_sticker.gif

(For the longest time I never noticed who it was advertising… but it's a used bike store)

[–]greenRiverThriller -1 points0 points ago

Sad protip: If this is Vancouver, that bike is already stolen.

[–]NightHawk929 1 point2 points ago

I have a friend who has had two bikes stolen by not locking them; I'll look into getting a sticker for him.

[–]conundrum4u2 0 points1 point ago

You tinks dat's funny, eh?

[–]SweatyDiabeticBear 0 points1 point ago

Being a Canadian, I would respect their last ditch effort at retrieving their bike when they returned. Although, it says nothing about the tires =D

[–]mrmigu -1 points0 points ago

was expecting a tim hortons/molson advert

[–]Shartina_Oduriss 2 points3 points ago

Hopefully it was locked up as well.

[–]unforeseeable 6 points7 points ago

As my dad used to say, a lock helps keep an honest man honest.

[–]dcramps[S] 1 point2 points ago

It was!

[–]naiuhz -2 points-1 points ago

"Sorry I got you to spend some time reading me. Sorry."