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[–]complete_asshole_ 88 points89 points ago

Was he bitten by a wereswift?

[–]elbruce 24 points25 points ago

It's the only logical explanation.

[–]JackThomas106 10 points11 points ago

No one brings logic to this explanation!

[–]Cedarfang -1 points0 points ago

!noitanalpxe siht ot cigol sgnirb eno oN

Screw proper orders of letters.

[–]atomic1fire 7 points8 points ago

He had Swiftilis

[–]Descriptivista -2 points-1 points ago

Does this mean he'll win Grammys he doesn't deserve?

[–]atomic1fire 0 points1 point ago

Beyonce is overrated.

[–]Ridethatchocobo 3 points4 points ago

If he was, you know the only way we can cure him...we have to kill the original.

[–]sicily390 66 points67 points ago

Well, if this woman could turn into Gilbert Gottfried, I don't know why he couldn't be turning into Taylor Swift

[–]Keyserchief 4 points5 points ago

That was fucking brilliant

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[–]Zoloir 2 points3 points ago

No, fuck you.

[–]DiegoBanana 0 points1 point ago

That's like a big red button! WHAT IS BEHIND THAT LINK?

[–]Zoloir 1 point2 points ago

Ads.

edit: worse than Aids.

[–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 0 points1 point ago

i cant even imagine a fate worse than ads

[–]Commander_Bennigan 0 points1 point ago

scammy shit, right here

[–]eric-tile 4 points5 points ago

Why is the husband played by two different guys?

[–]docmedic 9 points10 points ago

Because they were parodying dramatic reenactments.

[–]EM12 3 points4 points ago

What the fuck with the smiley trailer?

[–]camelCaseIsLame 1 point2 points ago

I know, right? Why would I even click that?

[–]testmypatience 6 points7 points ago

Holy shit

[–]XZenogear 2 points3 points ago

I cried.

[–]dangerousminority 2 points3 points ago

Oh, you're getting leaves all over me!

[–]ReddanM 0 points1 point ago

That was great.

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[–]PossiblyPossible 8 points9 points ago

LINKBUCKS CARE VIRUS

[–]hardrockfoo 3 points4 points ago

Haha I'm on a phone

[–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 0 points1 point ago

what is that?

[–]crazypants808 154 points155 points ago

We need to band together and help Tom Haverford in this hard time in his life.

[–]DeathToPennies 31 points32 points ago

We need to take him out so he can treat himself.

[–]AttackTheMoon 42 points43 points ago

TREAT YOSELF

[–]captain_vahjayjay 0 points1 point ago

The best day of the year!

[–]stephanoosk -1 points0 points ago

Jurassic Fork!

[–]my_cock_in_barack 8 points9 points ago

As a 28-year-old Indian man, God help me.

[–]Oncocerca 1 point2 points ago

Ditto.

[–]BonerDude 12 points13 points ago

That escalated swiftly

[–]BlueberryRapeWhistle 19 points20 points ago

If you do turn into taylor swift, call me. You're fuckin sexy.

[–]wolfbomb 9 points10 points ago

Ironically I had a dream last night involving Mr. (Joe) Jonas, as I called him in my dream. We went to this party and Filipinos were everywhere. I walked into a room where he was surrounded by these gorgeous women and I said to him, "Mr. Jonas, I'm stressed as fuck these days. It's been months since I've had sex and I need effortless relief before I lose my mind." Mr. Jonas proceeded to nod his head. Then he finger beckoned a beautiful young woman with the complexion of a Rainbow sandal that has been worn by a Floridian for a good few years. Next thing I know she's grabbing my free hand leading me out of the room. I turn back when I realize how awesome life is to see Mr. Jonas staring back at me as he holds up drink in a nonverbal cheers before he rejoins the conversation.

Thanks Joe.

[–]peanutbuttahcups 6 points7 points ago

I read this entire thing thinking you were a woman. Was thinking that females of my race were being pimped by Joe Jonas to turn you into a lesbian. Then I realized I'm an idiot and just sterotyped my own ethnicity.

Thanks, wolfbomb

[–]awesomeificationist 0 points1 point ago

Despite the fact that all redditors are men in my mind, I thought it was a woman too. Something about dreaming of Joe Jonas makes it seem feminine

[–]frenchhornhero 1 point2 points ago

When did the spaghetti fall out?

[–]EatGulp 2 points3 points ago

Does kanye ever try to snatch your mic?

[–]Descriptivista 0 points1 point ago

You're three years late with that joke.

[–]userjoe9066 3 points4 points ago

Why does anyone even take Yahoo! Answers seriously anymore? I mean they produce some slightly funny posts but it's mostly just bad trolls.

[–]winkandthegun 1 point2 points ago

People just browse it for stuff to put on Reddit. I don't think it serves any other purpose.

[–]FuzzyDunlop911 26 points27 points ago

Dot Indian or Feather Indian?

I think that matters

[–]glamotte14 2 points3 points ago

9/11 or 7/11?

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

Laughed my ass off and I know what show you're referencing.

[–]deathbytray 0 points1 point ago

What show is this from?

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 0 points1 point ago

I first heard this on Shameless.

[–]MissionTransport 0 points1 point ago

yep

[–]slushybear 2 points3 points ago

I'd say yes, these are definitely the symptoms. When you feel the impulse to write albums after a breakup then you know the transformation is complete.

[–]8opus 6 points7 points ago

No, you're just a repost...

[–]coreycubed 4 points5 points ago

yo Jeefin, that was a great Yahoo! Answers question and I'mma let you finish, but how is babby formed was one of the best Yahoo! Answers questions of all time

[–]Taocman 1 point2 points ago

I read that how babby formed like a stereotypical angry asain. How babby formed? When you leave? You buy now!

[–]heardlb 0 points1 point ago

Clever

[–]betafish37 3 points4 points ago

That must be it. I don't see any other tangible options...

[–]Bubbadog12 13 points14 points ago

He won't go full Swift...Kanye won't let him finish

[–]GOOCH_BRUISER 3 points4 points ago

never go full Swift.

[–]coldisthewater 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much for that reference.

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[–]DjackMeek 3 points4 points ago

Shut up. Rules of r/funny, don't complain about reposts. Just because you've seen it doesn't mean everybody else has.

[–]hawkyyy 8 points9 points ago

[–]xjays2kx 0 points1 point ago

Yea and you will never ever turn back

[–]lilrabbitfoofoo 0 points1 point ago

No, but you may have brain tumor. You should check with your doctor ASAP.

[–]Dakster11 -2 points-1 points ago

That's the funniest thing I've seen on reddit for months.

[–]ruff0214 0 points1 point ago

The note at the bottom makes it even more funny

[–]the_lies_we_live 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost.

[–]I_Glow 0 points1 point ago

This is a reply.

[–]rohanprabhu 0 points1 point ago

Mid life crisis at its best.

[–]VeryWrongImpression 1 point2 points ago

Nope. Just gay.

[–]Keyserchief 0 points1 point ago

I really wish someone would photoshop that into an Animorphs cover

[–]ddshroom -1 points0 points ago

No. John Mayer.

[–]VoodooChild54-46 1 point2 points ago

Why didn't you make the title "Note: I'm a 30 year old Indian man" so I could call you out on putting the punch line in the title and get lots and lots of karma?

[–]Youmustbecomefear 0 points1 point ago

All he needs is 30 pounds of red lipstick...

[–]Forkler -1 points0 points ago

We need more info. Does said person seem to look like they are consonantly smelling something bad?

[–]mri_student -1 points0 points ago

directed by M Night Shyamalan

[–]Descriptivista 0 points1 point ago

Kryptonite is to Superman as Originality is to You.

[–]MT_Flesch -1 points0 points ago

just don't ask Sheldon's opinion

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

oh god no....

It's spreading.

[–]smufmcfudel -1 points0 points ago

Wow, repost on the 3rd place.

[–]swarage 0 points1 point ago

wat

[–]toepickles 0 points1 point ago

Woah

[–]rovanaut 0 points1 point ago

Where would you go about hearing this Jonas brothers thing

[–]Meliii 0 points1 point ago

Here comes the down votes.. I found this extremely funny.... Dumb, yes.. But gave me the giggles!

[–]Seoulseeker 0 points1 point ago

Osterone

[–]Meliii 0 points1 point ago

I had to google that word and found nothing of its meaning.. Please explain! ;)

[–]Seoulseeker 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]Meliii 0 points1 point ago

K

[–]Seoulseeker 0 points1 point ago

KK

[–]Meliii 0 points1 point ago

Kkk?

[–]Seoulseeker 2 points3 points ago

Unsure if racist cunt...

[–]Meliii 0 points1 point ago

Not at all...

[–]MpegEVIL 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]theHomers 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I thought of Kafka

[–]OpTiKStorm 1 point2 points ago

I'm seriously hoping this is my Trigonometry professor.

[–]Speciesunkn0wn 0 points1 point ago

i'm fairly certain that TGs only happen in fiction. that is unless your from an alternate universe!

[–]glamotte14 0 points1 point ago

Not until you write 10+ songs about your dickish past boyfriends.

[–]marisaannn 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–]Twitchifies -1 points0 points ago

I would karmadecay this if I weren't using ireddit

[–]Reece637 0 points1 point ago

Lost it at 30 year old Indian man

[–]imanidiot42 0 points1 point ago

Have you released an album about someone you used to date, if not then I'd say you were fine

[–]meleecow -1 points0 points ago

Ive reddit like 20times already, lame

[–]MRiley84 0 points1 point ago

Taylor Swift never was and probably never will be a country singer.

[–]dontvoted 0 points1 point ago

Henna poisoning.

[–]TigerLilly527 0 points1 point ago

You have issues..

[–]thatfatdood 0 points1 point ago

Repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost repost

[–]StuperB71 0 points1 point ago

feather Indian or dot Indian??

[–]LOVES_TO_POOP -2 points-1 points ago

The day every redditor realizes that Yahoo Answers is just a forum of trolls trolling trolls, we'll start to get some legitimately funny content in /r/funny

[–]LOTF 3 points4 points ago

As long as I laugh, i'm fine with this subreddit.

[–]hekoshi 9 points10 points ago

So, we aren't allowed to laugh at trolls trolling trolls?

[–]Taocman 3 points4 points ago

But aren't we all just trolls trolololloling at trolls trolling trolls on a troll website? trollception

[–]lydocia -1 points0 points ago

Oh, please. Why are we putting so much effort into sending out these memos if nobody's reading them?

[–]humble_braggart 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure if it were possible to be funny on purpose someone would have found a way to make money off of it.

[–]ReadySetKill 0 points1 point ago

Actually, there are no trolls there, just people knowingly making jokes and people laughing at the jokes!

[–]SamAfg -1 points0 points ago

Raj from Big Bang Theory?

[–]burningshiiit -2 points-1 points ago

fez.

[–]princess_shami 0 points1 point ago

that guy from super troopers.

[–]Soileau 1 point2 points ago

Come on r/funny, we're better than this.

[–]LordLittlefinger 0 points1 point ago

As a 24 old Indian who is half transformed into Taylor Swift, I can confirm that we indeed do become Taylor Swift.

[–]RajMahal77 1 point2 points ago

As a 25 year old Indian-American (from India originally), who recently became a Brony, I suggest you switch over from Taylor Swift and start Watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. You'll get more respect from your guy friends that way. Plus it's actually a pretty awesome show.

Brohoof yaar!

[–]unicyclegamer 1 point2 points ago

I'm a 17 year old male Indian American and I like Taylor Swift and MLP.

sigh

[–]FunnyBunny01 0 points1 point ago

You and me both

[–]killedtheoldme -3 points-2 points ago

the definitive symptom is finding yourself overcome with an irresistible and irrational hatred of deaf children...

[–]vanillathunder49 1 point2 points ago

this has been reposted so many times

[–]bearcan -2 points-1 points ago

Hahaha, Taylor Swift isn't Indian.

[–]mxzrxp -5 points-4 points ago

if you start writing songs about your recent lovers then yes you ARE swifty!

[–]MrWildBoy -5 points-4 points ago

HAHAHAHA I'm sending this to EVERYBODY!!!! upboats for you, good sir!