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[–]OutlawJoseyWales 39 points40 points ago

WOW LOOK AT THIS KIDS! AN INTERNET FOSSIL!

[–]VinRayd 8 points9 points ago

icanhasGIF.com

Yep.

[–]iamagainstit 5 points6 points ago

Whatever. I hadn't seen it in a while and chuckled

[–]squeegep 0 points1 point ago

Y'all seem that dancing baby?

[–]Captain_Liar 25 points26 points ago

A cat not giving a fuck? Reddit couldn't possibly upvote this!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]alecmc20 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure it's referring to the cat.

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[–]stanfan114 113 points114 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
0 fucks were given. 0coms 26pts 10dys gifs
Nope. Don't care. 8coms 271pts 1mo gifs
Cat hit by truck 63coms 1183pts 3mos aww
Not a Fuck was Given 7coms 288pts 5mos funny
Laziness level > 9000 2coms 45pts 8mos gifs
Zero fucks given.. 92coms 1125pts 9mos funny
Zero fucks given 7coms 386pts 2mos gifs
Zero Fucks 2coms 12pts 5mos funny
And not a single fuck was given 14coms 425pts 1yr gifs
[HIFW] I see other people with tons of karma while I only have 14 5coms 76pts 11mos HIFW
Not a single f*ck was given that day 0coms 5pts 1mo funny
Not a single fuck was given that day 26coms 847pts 6mos funny
Not a fuck was given. 1com 74pts 9mos funny
Not a single fuck. 3coms 10pts 9mos gifs
I ain't scared of you Dawgg. 4coms 128pts 9mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]STIMMED_COCK 25 points26 points ago

I expected more than that.

[–]C-4 9 points10 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]yellowpride 2 points3 points ago

Story of my life.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 48 points49 points ago

Those titles are all so original.

[–]JasonoftheOregonauts 33 points34 points ago

I at least like "Cat hit by truck." Makes me think it's gonna be graphic.

[–]105Hummel 0 points1 point ago

Cat hit by a truck, huh? This must be /r/WTF materi-

wat

[–]KingNick 0 points1 point ago

Wtf is HITF?

[–]SinatraFan77 1 point2 points ago

It's actually HIFW. And from the context, I assume it to be "How I Feel When".

[–]BearBus 1 point2 points ago

I bet OP posted all of them himself under different account names. It's like the one picture he's got on his computer.

[–]lethargicwalrus 0 points1 point ago

Like they gave a fuck.

[–]legitimatecheese 12 points13 points ago

So OP is a faggot?

[–]whatdoin 0 points1 point ago

Confirmed.

[–]breakplz 2 points3 points ago

Recite the name of the most recent 9 subreddits in backwards chronological order and you have the refrain of a new pop song.

[–]Ziggonator 0 points1 point ago

Its cuz its a cat, reddit can't get enough damn cats

[–]johnjameson 0 points1 point ago

You could have done better

[–]gflo412 5 points6 points ago

vehicular homicide starts at childhood

[–]futuramadog 2 points3 points ago

Source: GTA 3

[–]xSARGEx117x -1 points0 points ago

GTA 3? shoot, you all high-tech. I only had GTA 1.

[–]Einlander 1 point2 points ago

Urban Chaos, by mucky foot. I consider it the first 3d open world game in the vein of GTA, and a predecessor of true crime. Mystical happenings and police officers and whatnot.

[–]CurtisJaxon 4 points5 points ago

That poor cat has arthritis... what happened to just reading to it?

[–]taboo007 4 points5 points ago

How can this get 1879 upvotes? Do that many people actually have short term memory loss?

[–]banned_andeh 11 points12 points ago

Please don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote. Keep in mind that linking to previous posts is not automatically a complaint; it is information. Votes indicate how the community values information, so just vote.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

I think you misunderstand. It's not the reposts that bother people, it's the shitty community that upvotes them.

[–]ControlRush 5 points6 points ago

shitty community

People who haven't seen everything you have are shitty? This is the first time I've seen this GIF myself.

[–]taboo007 -5 points-4 points ago

Sorry I thought this was r/funny not r/reposts. Therefore it's not very funny. And if a cat getting run over by an RC truck is information I want what you are smoking! I did. I downvoted.

[–]VeryWrongImpression -1 points0 points ago

Not everyone has been living on Reddit since the dawn of time.

[–]taboo007 -1 points0 points ago

No shit sherlock. They can at least check to see if it was already posted. And if they did that they did one hell of a crappy job!

[–]VeryWrongImpression -1 points0 points ago

That's the point. Some people like reposts. If you don't like it, then shut the fuck up, and look at something else.

[–]taboo007 -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]VeryWrongImpression 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]taboo007 -2 points-1 points ago

No.

[–]VeryWrongImpression 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]taboo007 -2 points-1 points ago

No.

[–]VeryWrongImpression 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]BrodyApproves 2 points3 points ago

When I get that repost feeling, I need down vote healing

[–]Illquitwhenimdead -1 points0 points ago

I get the feeling this kind of thing happens all the time.

[–]monster-hesh 0 points1 point ago

it looks like the kid in the background has a goatee

[–]ThatsSilly 0 points1 point ago

That's silly!

[–]OrangeMonkeyee 0 points1 point ago

oh hey I can haz a massage, oh hay where you going?

[–]pie-man 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on AFV this morning

[–]esevato 0 points1 point ago

I watched it nine straight times, but I couldn't stomach watching it the tenth.

[–]gattofila 0 points1 point ago

That's not a cat. Not possible.

[–]lejade 0 points1 point ago

Lol this is the first time I've seen this... Watched it over and over and made me laugh every time!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Why? Why does this get so many upvotes? If I were in charge, everyone who upvoted this submission would be tortured and executed without trial.

I am ashamed that this level of stupidity actually exists. Truly terrifying.

[–]fattyturnips 0 points1 point ago

Oldie but goodie

[–]someidiot1998 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this before a long time ago...

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 0 points1 point ago

Remember seeing this on Americas Funniest Videos....when Bob Saget used to host it.

[–]I__Live__There 0 points1 point ago

I saw a recognition fuck in there somewhere.

[–]woojin444 0 points1 point ago

Wait, what's that? What's that running ov... Ah, it's gone....................

[–]pseudolobster 0 points1 point ago

What a new and amazing gif! You guys should see this one I have of a dancing baby! Hilarious!

[–]gselwyn 1 point2 points ago

I'd say the cat gave at least one fuck because it really looked like he enjoyed that.

[–]favela_astrobleme -1 points0 points ago

too bad, we can't domesticate humans like this.

[–]much_longer_username -1 points0 points ago

Looks like a Ragdoll, never met one of those that wasn't so chill it bordered on mental retardation.

[–]jetfool 0 points1 point ago

Vicious hit and run.

[–]Apostolate -2 points-1 points ago

That cat gives as many fucks as this turtle.

[–]favela_astrobleme 0 points1 point ago

that kitten doesn't know how lucky he is.

[–]studflucker -4 points-3 points ago

Why does that little girl's face seem so terrifying?

[–]jerska36 -3 points-2 points ago

Cat is probably thinking, "oh hell, it's free pets!"

[–]Wippydip -3 points-2 points ago

I have that same exact TV cabinet. Just sayin.

[–]Tugut -2 points-1 points ago

I bet the car was going Hododododo, Hododododo, Hododododo

[–]spaceymacey -2 points-1 points ago

That cat might be dead

[–]edubbb -1 points0 points ago

my maine coon groucho would do the same exact thing. actually looks a bit like him. miss my marxx

[–]Ehdeeboo -2 points-1 points ago

By who? Cat or the rc driver?

[–]NoACinNola -2 points-1 points ago

Never seen this before, but all the same damn that's a huge cat!

[–]poonJavi39 -2 points-1 points ago

I don't see the sexual meaning to this video?

[–]REEDnSTUFF -5 points-4 points ago

Nice title OP. "HEHE LE ZERO FUCKS GIVEN xD"

[–]Borba02 -5 points-4 points ago

Hmm tried to recreate this gif with my 4x4..

I must have done something wrong.

[–]Borba02 0 points1 point ago

I forgot. It's the internet. Don't joke about killing cats. Without them where would be? Oh yeah...

[–]alkoid -1 points0 points ago

new challenge, someone gives me OP's coordinates and I will drive over him. All in favor shout out x and y coordinates.

[–]ProJokeExplainer -1 points0 points ago

Certainly the first time I've seen this image

[–]larrisonw -3 points-2 points ago

As this loaded slowly on my phone, all I could do was wonder what was going to happen. My guess: kid hits tv stand, tv stand falls immediately next to cat, cat doesnt move.

I have a shitty gif-guessing ratio.