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[–]SpyroTheSailor 235 points236 points ago

I used to fucking do this. I would just fucking sit there in the garbage bag pull of water on my lawn like a fucking Potato holy shit.

[–]ColaEuphoria 57 points58 points ago

Isn't it...fucking cold? I mean you're covered in fresh hose water.

[–]jackiepanda 126 points127 points ago

on a related note, why does hose water taste so good?

[–]cyclenaut 146 points147 points ago

because you're usually dying of thirst enough to drink out of a hose!

[–]dhaft88 4 points5 points ago

[–]Chaser892 10 points11 points ago

That kid has terrible aim.

[–]infraredspheres 1 point2 points ago

why is he pissed off

[–]Godphree 40 points41 points ago

It's from all the bacteria that collect in the water trapped inside the hose.

[–]AdmiralSkippy 41 points42 points ago

I figured it was from the water travelling over the metal. But that makes sense. That bacteria's the shit.

[–]oli-wan_kenobi 1 point2 points ago

That or all the spiders and earwigs that inevitably end up living in there

[–]Modelo-especial 8 points9 points ago

It has something to do with the high sodium-lipid content found in the plastic of hoses, recombining with the filtered water coming out of your hose, which is connected to the pipes for all clean water in the household, instead of the sink water which is siphoned off seperately. I hope that helped.

[–]Delbunk 13 points14 points ago

Nothing you said is true or makes sense.

[–]FrackingButthurt 41 points42 points ago

did not help.

[–]carldude -1 points0 points ago

All the impurities of tap water make the water have more taste than regular distilled water. It tastes better, but it's worse for you.

[–]rylos 12 points13 points ago

They warm it up themselves. Haven't you ever heard of peeing in the pool?

[–]Jordanxburton12 5 points6 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]hoodlunn 15 points16 points ago

Depends where you live. The water that comes out of hoses in Arizona is about a billion degrees (rough estimate).

[–]Vallenn 2 points3 points ago

a bazillion degrees FTFY

[–]iDoiStuff 1 point2 points ago

That's a pretty accurate estimate.

[–]Vallenn 6 points7 points ago

make it rain from them hose

[–]SpyroTheSailor 2 points3 points ago

Ah yes, but I was seven and it was fucking hilarious.

[–]g2g079 0 points1 point ago

The black garbage would actually cause the water to heat up quite well in the sun.

[–]walczyk 0 points1 point ago

mmm fresh hose water.

[–]Cross474 3 points4 points ago

Lol'd so hard.

[–]finallymadeanaccount 4 points5 points ago

Fuck!

[–]jrapantera 2 points3 points ago

hahah. I thought this was just a silly joke

[–]2legittoquit 1 point2 points ago

Lol, potato capitalized

[–]Kmart_Elvis 52 points53 points ago

"I can't hear you, I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit."

[–]FOUR_YOLO 0 points1 point ago

"YOLO"

[–]TomHardon 94 points95 points ago

The guy on the lefts' face is saying "swag bag, son" lol

[–]rini104 26 points27 points ago

[–]xshadowshooter 4 points5 points ago

Do you have a link to the video this is from? I can't remember what it was called.

[–]reptilia_ 12 points13 points ago

[–]smashybashy 3 points4 points ago

They need to do an AMA.

[–]frazier6567 2 points3 points ago

This video actually made me cringe enough to get goosebumps...

[–]killer4u77 2 points3 points ago

Hot

[–]xshadowshooter 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, many laughs were had.

[–]DeathToPennies 2 points3 points ago

Never in the course of human history has something like this happened prior to, or after the making of this video. It is truly a unique moment where brothers came together and said, "We're not going to a give a fuck." I'm in awe.

[–]Strikingly_Oblivious 0 points1 point ago

Wow, that's weird, they don't look like frogs?

[–]Professor_Kush 0 points1 point ago

[–]cappnplanet 0 points1 point ago

Damnit! I just spit all over myself just now.

[–]tnick771 19 points20 points ago

Not a bad idea...

[–]smokeydesperado 16 points17 points ago

I kind of want to try it...

[–]mrsammercer 35 points36 points ago

This was considerably more ghetto than anything I could have anticipated.

[–]Nathineil 16 points17 points ago

Don't pee in that pool

[–]Tapeworms 14 points15 points ago

But that is the pool's only heating system

[–]Derpettia 3 points4 points ago

It's solar.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 29 points30 points ago

I love that he kept his fedora on. Gotta stay classy.

[–]KennyLoggnsDngrZone 37 points38 points ago

Only one allowed per crew.

[–]Gammashoo 5 points6 points ago

That's not a fedora, you ass-hat. :)

[–]krazyhand 6 points7 points ago

It's an ass-hat. Why else would he put it on his ass.

[–]FadedPoster 2 points3 points ago

Looks like a bucket hat to me. Here in Australia, they were pretty popular during the 90s.

[–]drspod 0 points1 point ago

That's not an ass-hat, you dick-cap. :)

[–]Freks 9 points10 points ago

Why the fuck would you choose to plant your ass on the pavement instead of the soft grass thats obviously around?

[–]CosmicBard 3 points4 points ago

Heat from the pavement.

[–]oli-wan_kenobi 2 points3 points ago

Seriously! One small move and your pool has a hole in it...

[–]ddogg7864 0 points1 point ago

soft grass thats obviously around?

You mean the weeds growing up from the cracks in the sidewalk?

[–]Paintballer6960 35 points36 points ago

Swimming for people who can't swim.

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 16 points17 points ago

No fucking way. I am doing that this weekend.

[–]snowlion13 95 points96 points ago

if you drive past a real community ghetto pool, it looks like a bowl of coco puffs

[–]GhettoKid 79 points80 points ago

As a coco puff, I can confirm this.

[–]Keane1522 9 points10 points ago

7 months damn

[–]lakerswiz 0 points1 point ago

? What...he's not a novelty account...?

[–]knockoutcharlie -1 points0 points ago

i assumed he meant turds.

[–]sdafksdfjlj 12 points13 points ago

Any other pool looks like a bowl of marshmallows.

[–]snowlion13 1 point2 points ago

i guess if it was a bunch of old ladies with very short curly hair, and even at that, its not very funny because people dont eat bowls of marshmallows in liquid

[–]RCIX 0 points1 point ago

hot cocoa

[–]PTTGx2 1 point2 points ago

This is why I don't swim anymore.

[–]RCIX 0 points1 point ago

.> Just realized what that meant

[–]xMeRcHanDiSe 3 points4 points ago

Our local community ghetto pool is nicknamed "the ink well". One of the reasons is because one of the walls there has an octopus inking painted on it. You can guess the other reason...

[–]Strikingly_Oblivious 1 point2 points ago

Because the pool has ink in it!?!! EEEEEWWE

[–]blackgrrl23 1 point2 points ago

I rock ruff and stuff with my afro puffs!

[–]DeathToPennies -1 points0 points ago

It's been so long since I legitimately laughed at race joke. Brilliant.

[–]Bobiego 2 points3 points ago

Ready to be thrown in the sea

[–]drummer1059 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of Angy Boys

[–]pappyred 11 points12 points ago

Why do poor people like Tweety Bird?

[–]Kensin 8 points9 points ago

I give up, why do poor people like Tweety Bird?

[–]TurgidMeatWand -1 points0 points ago

They don't have cable so they can't get nicktoons or cartoon network.

[–]ID8JLB8 7 points8 points ago

IS IT BAD THAT I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?

[–]sd6653 4 points5 points ago

Yes.

[–]Supermoves3000 -4 points-3 points ago

HEY, THIS POST REMINDED ME THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY AROUND FOR AGES. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIM?

[–]zair33ka 2 points3 points ago

Guy on the left is up to something

[–]jturkish 2 points3 points ago

They see me poolin', they hatin'

[–]Fanntastic 1 point2 points ago

Haha, it's funny because they're poor and can't afford to put a pool in their yard.

[–]captainsexuallasers 0 points1 point ago

Something I've always wanted to do.

[–]keekee1983 0 points1 point ago

Oh man...I love this! hahahaha!!!

[–]Nicombobula 1 point2 points ago

at least they wouldnt have to swim.

[–]DemetriMartin 0 points1 point ago

That's how I went sledding 2 years ago during a big snowstorm. 2 big garbage bags. One for pants and one for a shirt. Slid down the icy hill on my stomach. It wasn't very comfortable, needs more padding.

[–]Bikenutt 1 point2 points ago

It looks like Corey and Trever from Trailer park boys (the two in the front).

http://www.smugmug.com/photos/i-WDT8Kpk/0/L/i-WDT8Kpk-L.jpg

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 1 point2 points ago

You spelled shower wrong.

[–]samcatanzaro27 1 point2 points ago

Look at the date this photo was taken, and tell me if I'm just high, or it was taken in the future.

[–]Jrwech 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, the future looks like it really sucks.

[–]ryanEnigma -1 points0 points ago

After noticing the timestamp on the photo did you really think this would be original?

[–]yungun 0 points1 point ago

best idea ever

[–]Qkix 0 points1 point ago

It seems like it would get awfully hot in those black garbage bags if you were in the sun.

[–]Jrwech -1 points0 points ago

Sweet. Pool during the day, hot tub at night. Kind of hard to share though.

[–]Rab_Legend 0 points1 point ago

I honestly want to try this

[–]kvlt616 0 points1 point ago

Heartagram beanie

[–]MrsLCPLMitchell 0 points1 point ago

This looks like criss angel and David Blaine hanging out back in the day.

[–]DefinitelyPositive 0 points1 point ago

That looks really... comfy? I'd like to try that :D

[–]elehl 0 points1 point ago

PRO TIP: Do this when it is 100 degrees outside and you can't afford air conditioning.

[–]IamTypingWithOneHand 1 point2 points ago

I am laughing so hard at this.

[–]sewthesexy1 0 points1 point ago

TIL Intex pools come in the color black.

[–]lenisefitz 0 points1 point ago

It is actually the future of pools. One day the water will be scarce and you will wish you were not in the year 2086 and back in good ol' 2012.

[–]comawhite12 0 points1 point ago

Its the new billboard for Magnum condoms. It might be too late to flush them tho.

[–]thatguyfrompreschool -1 points0 points ago

To the guy on the left -

WHITE TRASH

........laugh track.......

[–]dossier 0 points1 point ago

It's so fucking hot out.. let me just wear this beanie.

[–]stickupmyass -1 points0 points ago

Well at least they can say they've had their yearly bath.

[–]birdnerd 1 point2 points ago

Guy on left: "Bring me Solo and the Wookie."

[–]poor_tom 0 points1 point ago

Have they gone into the future to do this?

[–]bearcan 0 points1 point ago

Way

[–]Mr_White_212 0 points1 point ago

ha, july 15th's my birthday

[–]BauerUK 0 points1 point ago

Corey, Trevor, let's go, smokes!

[–]Talong222 0 points1 point ago

Well I suppose times are tough

[–]Bug-Catcher 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else expecting a ghetto deadpool

Edit: no space..

[–]hoosiers26 0 points1 point ago

I bet that this feels terrific.

Edit: As long as it's not fucking cold.

[–]Savir5850 0 points1 point ago

That might me the saddest thing I've seen all day.

[–]JoshZilIa 1 point2 points ago

Try trash cans, yes the pinical of "ghetto".

[–]Spatacuulous 1 point2 points ago

Do NOT put this on Pintrest. It will pop.

[–]ENRICOs 0 points1 point ago

Looks like they might both be playing pocket pool too.

[–]scamperly 1 point2 points ago

This will be the first in my new subreddit r/ghettoprotips Great way to bathe when you don't have a shower!

[–]yinoryang 1 point2 points ago

Ohhh Shooda

[–]MangoCharade 0 points1 point ago

Didnt read title before clicking. Honestly thought title would be something pertaining to "slug people" Kind of disappointed that its not

[–]Sonic_Dah_Hedgehog 1 point2 points ago

The magic number for this repost is 6

[–]captaintaco2345 0 points1 point ago

That'd be a nice place to pull it, if you know what I mean.

[–]Rudra92 0 points1 point ago

the dude on the left has got swag too! What a champ!

[–]PoliticalTheater101 0 points1 point ago

I remember about a decade ago as I drove to a town near the Mississippi River in Tennessee, I saw the most ghetto pool ever. Some kids were swimming in a pool made from one of those 1980's huge satellite dishes.

[–]YNot1989 0 points1 point ago

I actually want to try this now.

[–]shontgomery 0 points1 point ago

thats the best photo i've seen today. The fella on the left is lovin it!!

[–]panchopistolas 1 point2 points ago

Look at the date. The future of swimming pools! Well ghetto pools anyway

[–]Seekerptern 7 points8 points ago

doesnt that say 2006?

[–]jamdaman 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the clarification, I'm sure he believes it actually says 2086...

[–]yhyunkwon -1 points0 points ago

JD and TURK

[–]Ossentjuk 0 points1 point ago

Taking out the trash one bag at a time.

[–]AshleyMegan00 1 point2 points ago

omg this is so weird. and is in fact, common among lower income, urban areas. one my clients just told me yesterday that her and her brother do this too. i thought it was just something they made up...

[–]IAteEverybody 0 points1 point ago

This is the only thing that has actually made lol today, I thank you sir, here is my upvote.

[–]ittalks 1 point2 points ago

Order NOW and get one additional ghetto pool bag (tm) for your buddy for free!

[–]marissautumn -1 points0 points ago

Their raping erebody up in here.

That guy. .

[–]Aikistan -1 points0 points ago

Man, Milli Vanilli fell FAR...