Fuck your cats reddit. This dog has titanium teeth and fights in wars.

natelloyd · 2012-10-05T15:56:54+00:00

You heard him reddit - fuck your cats!

bpmartin · 2012-10-05T16:57:59+00:00

In case anyone is wondering. This is not a German Shepherd. It's a Belgian Malinois.

Edit: And please don't go buy a Malinois now that you know what one is. It would be very ill-advised for you and the dog to keep a Malinois as a house-pet.

Edit Number 2: I know Malinois' are fantastic dogs. I have owned one myself and it was the best dog I have ever had. I was not saying this meaning that they are dangerous. What I mean is that these dogs do not deserve to be in the hands of an inexperienced owner who will not let them have the stimulation and exercise they need.

andrewsmith1986 · 2012-10-05T16:16:37+00:00

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/05/no-navy-seal-dogs-dont-have-titanium-teeth/

They only get them when they lose their teeth.

GanjaSoldier · 2012-10-05T17:11:33+00:00

I'm up voting because this is a badass picture but man, OP is a prick.

CornFedHonky · 2012-10-05T16:56:38+00:00

Original post with actual source and link to the articles.

dead_badger · 2012-10-05T16:38:44+00:00

What if I told you....

I like cats AND dogs?

gamble20 · 2012-10-05T16:29:06+00:00

Related: http://i.imgur.com/YUtCR.png

hampa9 · 2012-10-05T16:31:48+00:00

DOGS BETTER THAN CATS BECAUSE WAAAAR

WAAAAAAR

WAAAAAAAAAAAR

Hand_Sanitizer3000 · 2012-10-05T17:06:28+00:00

never thought i d see the day where someone disrespected cats on reddit and got to the front page

BigDawgWTF · 2012-10-05T17:06:04+00:00

What a strangely aggressive post. No one was arguing here, man.

pricklypete · 2012-10-05T18:27:35+00:00

I don't understand why people can't like cats AND dogs. Is that too much for the human to comprehend? GOTTA CHOOSE!

MJB25 · 2012-10-05T17:09:29+00:00

Puts peanut butter and penis away

alejo699 · 2012-10-05T16:18:10+00:00

I like cats and dogs equally, but I've never understood why so many dog owners seem to hate cats but the opposite isn't usually true. Any theories, besides "cats are good for nothing and dogs can be used as weapons?"

kabbinet · 2012-10-05T16:31:46+00:00

MURICA! FREEDOM! TASTE OUR FREEDOM BOMBS!

MankBaby · 2012-10-05T17:34:42+00:00

Fuck Your Dog

Paleface95 · 2012-10-05T17:11:12+00:00

No dog should have to fight out human conflicts.

hawkens85 · 2012-10-05T16:41:43+00:00

I spoke with a US Army dog vet about the topic of embedding titanium teeth into a dog. She explained the the "biting teeth" that would need to be replaced are connected to a vital artery, that, if removed and replaced, would kill the dog. She said that more than likely what is happening is these dogs are getting titanium caps on their teeth. The challenge with that is that they might come loose. Take it or leave it, I don't care. I know this is the internet...

fatdonuthole · 2012-10-05T16:39:36+00:00

That dog actually has titanium teeth... I thought it was just a metaphor. Inevitable edit: The dogs aren't given titanium teeth right off the bat, they only get them when they chip their real teeth.

ifNOTmeTHENwho · 2012-10-05T17:02:59+00:00

Tell us how you really feel about Reddit cats OP.

EliaTheGiraffe · 2012-10-05T17:05:28+00:00

I'd bet that he still acts like an adorable little puppy on his free time.

SlowClap · 2012-10-05T17:56:08+00:00

I have a German Shepherd. And a cat. They're both good.

Neither fights in wars. Unless the definition of wars now includes a dog killing groundhogs and rabbits when they don't make a proper get-away. A dog who will then sit peacefully with ducks, strangely enough.

rhraziel · 2012-10-05T18:24:31+00:00

I see far more posts complaining about cat posts than I see actual cat posts.

zublits · 2012-10-05T20:53:15+00:00

Hurrr durrrr dogs vs cats rabble rabble.

Shut the fuck up.

alkoid · 2012-10-05T21:00:44+00:00

The titanium prosthetic teeth were first used on police dogs. Because of training and natural and work related wear caused early retirement for the dogs until someone realized that getting a dog prosthetic teeth was cheaper then training a new one. So it was born out of necessity. Titanium was chosen because of it's durability. It does not make the dog bite harder, does not inflict more damage. And still cannot get through a training suit let alone body armor. These dogs will also never fight in a war. They are solely used for security patrols, crowd control and law enforcement (k9 units).

boatjello · 2012-10-05T21:21:06+00:00

Redditors like cats because they are also socially inept beasts that think too highly of themselves.

urhedsonfire · 2012-10-05T21:35:33+00:00

REDDIT IS NOW A DOG-BASED FORUM

llamasauce · 2012-10-05T21:42:12+00:00

Cry havoc and let slip that dog.

PPHBigPlayers · 2012-10-05T21:49:00+00:00

Thank you so much for posting this. I've been waiting so long for someone to put up a picture of a badass dog to silence all of these stupid cat pictures.

Turles · 2012-10-05T21:56:29+00:00

Agreed fuck cats. I'm allergic ;c

wimcolgate2 · 2012-10-05T17:00:19+00:00

While I applaud the dog, your headline sucks.

SourCreamWater · 2012-10-05T16:38:00+00:00

Thank you for your service, Chloe. You're a true hero.

sir_wooly_merkins · 2012-10-05T17:26:37+00:00

yummy doggie.

PurdueBoilermakers · 2012-10-05T16:06:40+00:00

Chocolate lab owner here, upvoting for canine love

santiboa · 2012-10-05T16:18:39+00:00

Does he rap too?

huonglan · 2012-10-05T17:25:41+00:00

Meh. I don't like the prospect of exploiting dogs and making them fight in wars. I'm not an anti-war hippy or anything, but I've seen very little reason historically for us to spill blood.

Let humans kill humans. Don't drag dogs into this. Their innocence is too easy to exploit and spoil

jonestownlove · 2012-10-05T17:06:12+00:00

Why is it a good thing that this dog fights wars and has titanium teeth? Surely, that's just awful from any angle?

toanewlife · 2012-10-05T17:02:20+00:00

On one hand, I really want to upvote this because these SEAL dogs are badass. On the other hand, OP is a fucking idiot

mvinsc · 2012-10-05T16:33:31+00:00

Pretty sure it's tongue is bigger than my dick too

Arkvill · 2012-10-05T17:07:37+00:00

http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1339390610673042687.jpg

SpinnerettePDX · 2012-10-05T19:01:58+00:00

I have a German Shepherd Husky mix. She's 9 and fucking lazy as all hell but I think I'm gonna get her titanium teeth. Because fuck you that's why.

LastMilPicOnFrontPg · 2012-10-05T19:38:37+00:00

15 hours ago^{Current total for October: 4}

Brett_Favre_4 · 2012-10-05T16:20:33+00:00

/r/circlejerk is leaking.

wagenrace · 2012-10-05T17:10:42+00:00

Cool dog, but you're a asshole for sending a dog to your war!!

cosmicjacuzzi · 2012-10-05T16:54:43+00:00

No, fuck your "war".

mrmewmews · 2012-10-05T16:45:56+00:00

I've been fucking my cat for years thank you very much

stebbiv · 2012-10-05T16:46:51+00:00

Where is /u/I_RAPE_CATS when you need him the most?

ddshroom · 2012-10-05T16:58:16+00:00

We love cats. We do not fuck them. Yo.

pauloat · 2012-10-05T18:03:56+00:00

wars hurts people. :(

PurdyCrafty · 2012-10-05T16:35:57+00:00

I can't get over how cool Titanium teeth would be.... the word just rolls off the tongue almost as if its meant to be.

Tranejam · 2012-10-05T18:22:58+00:00

Yeah but who eats all the disease ridden vermin after the war is over and the dogs and soldiers are all dead? Fuckin' cats!

Zaph0d42 · 2012-10-05T19:26:47+00:00

Because liking dogs and liking cats are mutually exclusive, right guys?

signing_to_say_this · 2012-10-05T17:12:34+00:00

BRALE LEVERY: >9000

SilverTabby · 2012-10-05T16:36:23+00:00

"People, I just want to say, can we all get along?"

-Rodney King

enfermedad · 2012-10-05T16:29:54+00:00

Badass as fuck.

username_win · 2012-10-05T16:21:18+00:00

New Bond villain? Enough to make Richard Kiel jealous.

B4sics · 2012-10-05T17:02:42+00:00

your Dog fights in wars. The cats control the wars

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