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[–]natelloyd 1327 points1328 points ago

You heard him reddit - fuck your cats!

[–]AndyRooney 1804 points1805 points ago

[–]itsmoist 649 points650 points ago

Thank god that wasn't a "related" gif

[–]AndyRooney 469 points470 points ago

It was an "after" gif.

[–]itsmoist 87 points88 points ago

That would be just as bad. I don't want to see the aftermath of a cat fucker.

[–]AndyRooney 720 points721 points ago

[–]itsmoist 182 points183 points ago

That is surprisingly hilarious

[–]iwannatalktosampson 119 points120 points ago

Beavis?

[–]ARCHA1C 40 points41 points ago

That connection has been made before

Found it on this site

[–]adlattin 16 points17 points ago

Beavis?

[–]px403 11 points12 points ago

That connection has been made before

[–]Brimlife 2 points3 points ago

[–]AscentofDissent 229 points230 points ago

CATBY 2012 NEVER FORGET.

[–]TheInsaneDane 66 points67 points ago

The great Catsby.

[–]Lottanubs 16 points17 points ago

I say, old sport, I do like pussy.

[–]SubAtomicPlayboy 43 points44 points ago

[–]PhazonZim 60 points61 points ago

I expected a creepy bearded man not a sexy one!

[–]horses_around 10 points11 points ago

me too!!!!!!

[–]tekrat 54 points55 points ago

[–]NBAallstar 30 points31 points ago

It's getting to the point for me that the deaddove.jpg is its own deaddove.jpg. If that makes sense, I'm hungover.

[–]thatsumoguy07 5 points6 points ago

Why the fuck did I click that? The fuck's wrong with me?

[–]Bladewing10 4 points5 points ago

Yay! You're back!

[–]sgtkcourt 7 points8 points ago

I was really worried for a second. Then it made me want to go back to the animal shelter and bring all the kittens home.

[–]bevans052 9 points10 points ago

textbook example of a risky click.

[–]RHCP4Life 42 points43 points ago

"In the arms of an angel"

[–]RedSkyNight 9 points10 points ago

Quick! Turn the channel!

[–]sfdmfcssfd 32 points33 points ago

[–]0mega9401 7 points8 points ago

thank you my fucking day is ruined!

[–]oeokillertofu 3 points4 points ago

that is the saddest thing i have ever seen.

[–]UnicornPumaShark 17 points18 points ago

[–]itsmoist 146 points147 points ago

[–]Apostolate 192 points193 points ago

That looks like Nikki Minaj in half her videos.

[–]itsmoist 110 points111 points ago

A furry pussy with fake pink hair? Actually... yeah, I think you're right

[–]skeeler16 32 points33 points ago

Definitely more talented.

[–]-MD- 44 points45 points ago

Dare I say more attractive?

[–]WEDub 52 points53 points ago

Aaaaaand we're back to the original comment, "Fuck your cats"

[–]itsmoist 8 points9 points ago

The natural circle jerk cycle of Reddit

[–]WrexShepard 28 points29 points ago

Kitti minaj?

[–]Poggalogg 42 points43 points ago

Nicki meownaj?

[–]IamACracker 24 points25 points ago

I learned the other day that Katy Perry named her cat Kitty Purry.

[–]Bi-la_kaifa 2 points3 points ago

My neighbor is a black man from Baltimore, and "Kitty Purry" is exactly how he sounds when he says "Katy Perry".

[–]noctrnalsymphony 3 points4 points ago

Does he root for the bottymow oreos?

[–]Bi-la_kaifa 2 points3 points ago

Yep, and the Rabens.

[–]IOnceSuckedAPigsDick 8 points9 points ago

[–]Apostolate 186 points187 points ago

[–]swrdswllngwhr 69 points70 points ago

Suddenly I find myself overwhelmed by 4chan flashbacks.

[–]Sandcracker 21 points22 points ago

I haven't seen that picture since lol i haet pizza days.

[–]doraeminemon 3 points4 points ago

God damn my curiosity, but where does it come from ?

[–]crustalmighty 74 points75 points ago

Nice try, Colby.

[–]weehtghq 9 points10 points ago

i bet half this place has already tried

[–]ReadsYourComments 46 points47 points ago

[–]bpmartin 304 points305 points ago

In case anyone is wondering. This is not a German Shepherd. It's a Belgian Malinois.

Edit: And please don't go buy a Malinois now that you know what one is. It would be very ill-advised for you and the dog to keep a Malinois as a house-pet.

Edit Number 2: I know Malinois' are fantastic dogs. I have owned one myself and it was the best dog I have ever had. I was not saying this meaning that they are dangerous. What I mean is that these dogs do not deserve to be in the hands of an inexperienced owner who will not let them have the stimulation and exercise they need.

[–]y0y 75 points76 points ago

How can you tell? Genuinely curious.

[–]raaaargh_stompy 1119 points1120 points ago

The titanium teeth, very breed specific.

[–]703hokie 118 points119 points ago

"The titanium teeth I mentioned above cost around $2,000 per tooth and can pierce an enemy’s body armor."

http://betterbuddies.com/blog/2011/05/17/navy-seal-war-dogs-and-osama-bin-laden/

[–]DieFappy 31 points32 points ago

Why would titanium teeth pierce body armor better than normal teeth? Dental enamel is much harder than titanium. Whether they can bite through body amor or not is up to the dog's biteforce. I'd say the reason they reinforce the dog's teeth with titanium is because they don't want them to break when the dog rips and shreds enemy soldiers.

It's like with glass and steel: Glas is very hard but cannot really withstand bending while steel is (sort of) flexible and still hard enough.

Edit: I realize abrasion is the most likely reason. Just thought the above was another possibility.

[–]ratlater 53 points54 points ago

They're not better than natural teeth. If the article says they were replaced for purpose (I didn't read it) they're wrong; the prostheses are only used if the naturals are lost or damaged by injury.

Removing any of a dog's teeth electively would be an utterly ridiculous thing to do. The rooting alone is incredibly deep; you're taking out a substantial chunk of the dog's jaw to do it.

[–]RippingandtheTearing 45 points46 points ago

I worked at a vet clinic that had a dental specialist. I came here to say this. Those are titanium crowns that are put almost always because the dog has broken their teeth. We had Marco Rivera's mastiff come in with 4 broken canines from chewing on a metal bowl, and $10,000 later Tada! bad ass grill.

[–]Basbhat 23 points24 points ago

jesus christ those dogs are doing more with their lives than I am.

and I'd kill for titanium fangs...sometimes. lets go with retractable like wolverines....wait a minute....this isn't r/trees

[–]Peenackle 3 points4 points ago

Aww, back to the forest with you, dear wandering frient. Come now.

[–]alpinab7s 60 points61 points ago

Almost spit my coffee out reading that

[–]RUSTLES_YOUR_JIMMIES 211 points212 points ago

nigga it's 3 in the afternoon what are you doin drinkin coffee

[–]surfnlax45 93 points94 points ago

Crazy how those time zones work.... Or he's hung over and needs coffee like me

[–]brohmz 106 points107 points ago

Am I the only one wondering why drinking coffee anytime other than morning is seen as unusual? I just get a cup of coffee whenever I need that extra wakefulness and it gives me a rock hard masterboner.

[–]OmNomScreams 48 points49 points ago

Masterboner is now part of my daily vocabulary.

[–]robot_cat 3 points4 points ago

I drink coffee all day every day.

[–]EyhSteve 25 points26 points ago

Almost spit my brunch out reading that

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 3 points4 points ago

Technically, it's not pure titanium. The scientific term for the breed is canus belgique molybdenum titannus. Of course, titannus is not to be confused with titanus. They tend to be an anally promiscuous breed.

[–]Akakaburito 101 points102 points ago

While arguably very different from each other, you're right, they are similar, both being shepherd dogs.

Here is a Mal, and here is a GSD. As you can tell, they certainly are similar. However. GSDs are fluffier and stockier, and also come in a larger variety of colours (Most noticeably sable, as you see here). GSDs also have a characteristically sloped back (Although the 'sloped back' has been bred a little too fiercly in most modern GSDs and cause severe hip problems- the one pictured has a good slope) However, the slope is only bred into show GSDs. Working GSDs will have a similar back to a Mal and will be harder to tell apart. Thanks to rozyn for the slope info!

GSDs typically have triangular almond-shaped eyes (Thanks to Edg-R for the eye info!), same as Mals. There is little difference in their ears, although the ones I have sourced appear to vary from pointed to round (But I have seen GSDs with pointed ears and Mals with round, so don't quote me on that). Again, GSDs will be fluffier in the face. Mals tend to have a longer snout with a shorter stop. Thanks to megispj89 for the snout and stop info!

It is true though, they are very similar looking dogs, and no one uneducated about them should be criticized for mistaking them to be the same. It takes a while to just get that 'dog eye' and be able to note the small differences in breeds. I hope this helped a little! If anybody knows any information I left out or was wrong about, feel free to correct me.

[–]rozyn 25 points26 points ago

The one thing you left out is that the slope on the GSD is actually usually not present at all on working quality GSD's, because it leads to a lot of health problems. The Slope is entirely bred for show reasons, and some of the slopes are horrible. Thus a normal working Shepherd may be hard to tell apart from a Mal from a distance.

[–]Akakaburito 9 points10 points ago

Oh! Thank you very much. Admittedly, I'm more knowledgeable in show standards than working standards for any dog, although I'm always pleased to have my knowledge broadened. But yes, I can agree that some horrible show slopes have been bred.

[–]lordofthefart 9 points10 points ago

Yeah I've seen some GSD pictures from 50-100 years ago and they didn't have that slope. They were a much better looking dog in my opinion. I believe you can still get the non sloped GSD in Germany.

edit here's some pics I found with some googling http://www.angesgardiens.ca/ANG/Bundessieger%20list.htm

[–]faRawrie 4 points5 points ago

As someone who as seen these dogs in action you really don't care what breed they are because they do their work just a courageously as their handlers and you especially don't care when they are chasing you down either when you are helping train them in full gear or they have been dispatched to pacify for real.
It's great to see these dogs with shadow boxes and sometimes they have more stacks than a good chunk of people I know that have been deployed along side them and their trainers.

[–]fmephit 11 points12 points ago

I was hoping to find at least someone who'd recognized a Mally :)

[–]andrewsmith1986 514 points515 points ago

[–]OutofSpec 351 points352 points ago

When I was a kid I had a Doberman that lost a few teeth trying to catch a line drive. Her replacements were gold, and they would shine when she growled.

[–]IRLpuddles 501 points502 points ago

bling bling mothertrucker

[–]thingswillbealright 187 points188 points ago

These streets are RUFF!

[–]jjremy 27 points28 points ago

CHEW CHEW MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]JayGryph 35 points36 points ago

That's pretty cool.

[–]GroupDrink 17 points18 points ago

For some reason I immediately thought of this guy.

[–]bretstar 75 points76 points ago

A dog with gold teeth reminds you of a dog puppet that has no teeth?

[–]Randomonous 32 points33 points ago

... For me to poop on!

[–]Santorumpumpumpum 11 points12 points ago

seems like no one around here remembers the glory days of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWk5FE7vmB0

[–]Kalandros 28 points29 points ago

And they end up falling out more often than not.

[–]GanjaSoldier 106 points107 points ago

I'm up voting because this is a badass picture but man, OP is a prick.

[–]maninthemass 36 points37 points ago

I recognized that fact in the title of his submission.

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 19 points20 points ago

I like war and shit, while you're getting your skinny latte on a monday morning going to your desk job i'm sky diving naked ready to land in enemy territory and kick some ass

I suspect OPs idea of romance is a weekend of paintballing wearing camouflage trousers.

[–]CornFedHonky 62 points63 points ago

Original post with actual source and link to the articles.

[–]dead_badger 264 points265 points ago

What if I told you....

I like cats AND dogs?

[–]Anynomus 51 points52 points ago

[–]StupidButSerious 346 points347 points ago

I'd call you a whore.

[–]BIG_JUICY_TITTIEZ 24 points25 points ago

Says the guy who pees on his girlfriend in the shower

[–]Penguin128 6 points7 points ago

did I miss something...?

[–]HIPPOPOTANUS 85 points86 points ago

No! You have to pick a side!

Dog/Cat

Android/iOS

Jews/Muslims

Etc.

[–]Terrorsaurus 57 points58 points ago

PC/MAC

Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo/GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE

[–]Gimmesomeofthat 54 points55 points ago

PC Master race reporting http://i.imgur.com/0Nxei.png

[–]Vash108 35 points36 points ago

[–]RyVal 12 points13 points ago

Vagina/Asshole.

[–]thedarklord187 7 points8 points ago

you forgot jedi / sith though i will assume that is included in the ect.

[–]endymion2300 18 points19 points ago

Android Jew Cats, ASSEMBLE

[–]gamble20 112 points113 points ago

[–]poo_smudge 93 points94 points ago

I just got out of surgery and am dazed. I just sat here for what feels like 10 whole minutes waiting for him to move. Then I thought maybe he IS moving, then again so is the room I'm in. Please tell me that's a gif. This is Some Good morphine.

[–]Dazing 45 points46 points ago

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I need me some of that morphine, yo.

[–]mr-peabody 26 points27 points ago

[–]hampa9 315 points316 points ago

DOGS BETTER THAN CATS BECAUSE WAAAAR

WAAAAAAR

WAAAAAAAAAAAR

[–]aceofspudz 159 points160 points ago

WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? DOG PROSTHETICS. SAY IT AGAIN.

[–]jminuse 78 points79 points ago

War is something cats despise,

'cause it means destruction of nine of their lives.

War means tears in thousands of doggie eyes,

when they lose their teeth and get titanium knives.

[–]LTU 34 points35 points ago

go home Edwin Starr - you're drunk. and dead.

[–]muchosuspicioso 2 points3 points ago

WAR! HUUH! GOOD DOG NOW, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

[–]BigSwedenMan 90 points91 points ago

well, there's also this. A German Shepard out in Alaska was told by his owner to go find help after his garage caught fire. The dog ran out through miles of back roads, then waited at an intersection until a cop drove by. The dog caught his attention and got the police officer to follow him all the way back to the house. Damn smart animal. Dogs are mans best friend not only because they are loyal friends, but because they can and will save your life.

[–]Coopersteam 48 points49 points ago

I love my dog, but I'm confident she would just stare at me blankly if i asked her to go find help!

[–]sir_wooly_merkins 23 points24 points ago

Unless they are trained to eat your face.

[–]Spud740 2 points3 points ago

They are most likely saving someone else in the process

All depends on the perspective.

[–]melance 10 points11 points ago

And if he had a cat, it would be pissed because that stupid man wouldn't come out from under the garage to feed him.

[–]femaiden 16 points17 points ago

SPORT THE WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAR SUPPORT!!!!!!!!

[–]stanthebat 14 points15 points ago

Yeah, no offense to that particular dog, but it'd be nice if dogs could have regular teeth and not fight in wars.

[–]TrepanationBy45 1 point2 points ago

tbf, I don't know of any cat with awesome titanium teeth, is trained to attack angry bad dudes, and can sniff out drugs or explosives! Cats are pretty champ still though.

[–]magicbullets 8 points9 points ago

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Dog fan here. Just thought I'd point out that cats are better strategists.

[–]Hand_Sanitizer3000 38 points39 points ago

never thought i d see the day where someone disrespected cats on reddit and got to the front page

[–]PoisonIvvy 10 points11 points ago

Pretty much every popular dog thread has a high rated post about how dogs are way better than cats or how cats just suck.

Despite the whole reddit loves cats thing, it's more acceptable to hate cats on reddit than it is to hate dogs.

[–]Infinite_entendrE 4 points5 points ago

Reddit did a 180 some time in 2009-2010.

[–]mulduvar12 10 points11 points ago

All he had to do was be a soldier and mention war. Bam, upvotes.

"There is nothing a keyboard warrior respects more than an actual warrior."
-Abraham Lincoln

[–]BigDawgWTF 27 points28 points ago

What a strangely aggressive post. No one was arguing here, man.

[–]dorkrock2 5 points6 points ago

Thank you.

So many passive aggressive cat-haters in this thread acting like they're being oppressed by someone else's happiness. Dogs are cool, so are cats. Why fight?

[–]pricklypete 14 points15 points ago

I don't understand why people can't like cats AND dogs. Is that too much for the human to comprehend? GOTTA CHOOSE!

[–]MJB25 15 points16 points ago

Puts peanut butter and penis away

[–]alejo699 65 points66 points ago

I like cats and dogs equally, but I've never understood why so many dog owners seem to hate cats but the opposite isn't usually true. Any theories, besides "cats are good for nothing and dogs can be used as weapons?"

[–]JTDeuce 53 points54 points ago

A lot of cats like to spend their time independently while dogs mostly crave your attention.

[–]Mortimer1234 17 points18 points ago

People say that, yet many of the cats that I have experienced/owned in my life were the most loving creatures ever. They loved to cuddle on the couch while I watched TV or sleep beside me.

If anything, it seems that dogs are kinda that annoying friend who is always like "hey! Lets chill! Hey! You want to relax? Nah, let's chill! Hey Hey Hey Hey! Hey listen!" where as cats are like "Lets chill? Not right now? That's cool. I'll go do my own thing. Call me when you want me to come over"

That being said, I love both cats AND dogs. Very easy to do both

[–]garop7g 1 point2 points ago

You never met my cat, the lovable pain in the ass he is. i love the needy little bitch.

[–]troynabedindamorning 3 points4 points ago

I unfortunately have a cat that constantly craves my attention. Shit is gonna get real when I also get a dog and the possesiveness competition begins.

[–]Vouk73 8 points9 points ago

Because people often need reassurance when it comes to their life choices. And they get it by bashing other things.

Now Reddit is known for its love of cats, so I guess dog owners sometimes feel the need to slash out and bash the cat lovers in order to feel good?

I don't know, I guess it comes down to penis size. As so often.

[–]Kringels 22 points23 points ago

Cat owners usually consider their relationship with their cats as a friendship. Dog owners enjoy the control they can assert over dogs.

In short: dog owners hate freedom.

(I'm kidding, I have both and love both)

[–]masters1125 10 points11 points ago

Cat owners don't understand that their relationship with cats is dominance based as well, it just isn't them asserting dominance.

Source: I has cat.

[–]-Tommy 7 points8 points ago

When I had a cat it was more of like having a roommate that hates you, my dog is like having a massive bro who loves everything I do ever.

[–]kabbinet 143 points144 points ago

MURICA! FREEDOM! TASTE OUR FREEDOM BOMBS!

[–]bretstar 89 points90 points ago

[–]kabbinet 29 points30 points ago

[–]DoubleStuffedCheezIt 3 points4 points ago

I'm proud that a picture I made is being posted. 'MURICA

[–]skatch 2 points3 points ago

I thank you for the new desktop wallpaper

[–]_Entropy 24 points25 points ago

TERRORIZE THIS!!!!

[–]so_many_squids 11 points12 points ago

CAPTAIN, BRAVERY LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS!

[–]MankBaby 20 points21 points ago

[–]Paleface95 14 points15 points ago

No dog should have to fight out human conflicts.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 1 point2 points ago

yeah, it's probably not all that cost effective by the time you count training etc

[–]hawkens85 28 points29 points ago

I spoke with a US Army dog vet about the topic of embedding titanium teeth into a dog. She explained the the "biting teeth" that would need to be replaced are connected to a vital artery, that, if removed and replaced, would kill the dog. She said that more than likely what is happening is these dogs are getting titanium caps on their teeth. The challenge with that is that they might come loose. Take it or leave it, I don't care. I know this is the internet...

[–]sleeping_gecko 5 points6 points ago

I initially began reading this as "I spoke with a US Army dog veteran" rather than "...US Army dog veterinarian."

Cesar Milan?

[–]fatdonuthole 1 point2 points ago

That dog actually has titanium teeth... I thought it was just a metaphor. Inevitable edit: The dogs aren't given titanium teeth right off the bat, they only get them when they chip their real teeth.

[–]ifNOTmeTHENwho 1 point2 points ago

Tell us how you really feel about Reddit cats OP.

[–]EliaTheGiraffe 1 point2 points ago

I'd bet that he still acts like an adorable little puppy on his free time.

[–]SlowClap 3 points4 points ago

I have a German Shepherd. And a cat. They're both good.

Neither fights in wars. Unless the definition of wars now includes a dog killing groundhogs and rabbits when they don't make a proper get-away. A dog who will then sit peacefully with ducks, strangely enough.

[–]rhraziel 3 points4 points ago

I see far more posts complaining about cat posts than I see actual cat posts.

[–]zublits 1 point2 points ago

Hurrr durrrr dogs vs cats rabble rabble.

Shut the fuck up.

[–]alkoid 3 points4 points ago

The titanium prosthetic teeth were first used on police dogs. Because of training and natural and work related wear caused early retirement for the dogs until someone realized that getting a dog prosthetic teeth was cheaper then training a new one. So it was born out of necessity. Titanium was chosen because of it's durability. It does not make the dog bite harder, does not inflict more damage. And still cannot get through a training suit let alone body armor. These dogs will also never fight in a war. They are solely used for security patrols, crowd control and law enforcement (k9 units).

[–]boatjello 1 point2 points ago

Redditors like cats because they are also socially inept beasts that think too highly of themselves.

[–]urhedsonfire 3 points4 points ago

REDDIT IS NOW A DOG-BASED FORUM

[–]llamasauce 3 points4 points ago

Cry havoc and let slip that dog.

[–]PPHBigPlayers 3 points4 points ago

Thank you so much for posting this. I've been waiting so long for someone to put up a picture of a badass dog to silence all of these stupid cat pictures.

[–]Turles 3 points4 points ago

Agreed fuck cats. I'm allergic ;c

[–]wimcolgate2 25 points26 points ago

While I applaud the dog, your headline sucks.

[–]mslade 10 points11 points ago

Are you suggesting that one can enjoy things whilst not turning it into a competition? Lies, I say.

[–]mavrixwk 6 points7 points ago

Protecting our freedom by eating all the ice cream. Just look at that worn out tongue.

[–]sir_wooly_merkins 6 points7 points ago

[–]PurdueBoilermakers 46 points47 points ago

Chocolate lab owner here, upvoting for canine love

[–]identiphiant 5 points6 points ago

do you have pictures of your dog in your wallet ?

[–]Apostolate 105 points106 points ago

If you run a chocolate producing lab you should be careful about letting dogs in there. Most of them can't have chocolate.

[–]beanso 8 points9 points ago

Dogs can have chocolate. The amount of chocolate they need to eat before they start experiencing side effects is higher than you might think. For a 30 pound dog they'd need to eat something like half a pound of choocolate I think.

[–]Farmerj0hn 44 points45 points ago

Thanks, been trying to kill my neighbors dog for months, finally know what I've been doing wrong.

[–]Kaganda 1 point2 points ago

Slip some ethylene glycol into that chocolate. Works wonders.

[–]bigskykb 3 points4 points ago

A Xylitol laced hamburger will work better.

[–]santiboa 8 points9 points ago

Does he rap too?

[–]huonglan 8 points9 points ago

Meh. I don't like the prospect of exploiting dogs and making them fight in wars. I'm not an anti-war hippy or anything, but I've seen very little reason historically for us to spill blood.

Let humans kill humans. Don't drag dogs into this. Their innocence is too easy to exploit and spoil

[–]jonestownlove 17 points18 points ago

Why is it a good thing that this dog fights wars and has titanium teeth? Surely, that's just awful from any angle?

[–]OccasionMU 2 points3 points ago

As stated elsewhere in this thread: the titanium can shred body armor. Tack on aggressiveness and the ability to be well-trained... you have one hell of a weapon there.

Now ethics on the other hand....

[–]toanewlife 13 points14 points ago

On one hand, I really want to upvote this because these SEAL dogs are badass. On the other hand, OP is a fucking idiot

[–]mvinsc 10 points11 points ago

Pretty sure it's tongue is bigger than my dick too

[–]SpinnerettePDX 0 points1 point ago

I have a German Shepherd Husky mix. She's 9 and fucking lazy as all hell but I think I'm gonna get her titanium teeth. Because fuck you that's why.

[–]LastMilPicOnFrontPg 2 points3 points ago

15 hours agoCurrent total for October: 4

[–]Brett_Favre_4 18 points19 points ago

/r/circlejerk is leaking.

[–]Vouk73 20 points21 points ago

For the most parts Reddit IS /r/circlejerk.

[–]wagenrace 3 points4 points ago

Cool dog, but you're a asshole for sending a dog to your war!!

[–]cosmicjacuzzi 11 points12 points ago

No, fuck your "war".

[–]mrmewmews 6 points7 points ago

I've been fucking my cat for years thank you very much

[–]stebbiv 3 points4 points ago

Where is /u/I_RAPE_CATS when you need him the most?

[–]ddshroom 1 point2 points ago

We love cats. We do not fuck them. Yo.

[–]pauloat 4 points5 points ago

wars hurts people. :(

[–]PurdyCrafty 1 point2 points ago

I can't get over how cool Titanium teeth would be.... the word just rolls off the tongue almost as if its meant to be.

[–]Tranejam 1 point2 points ago

Yeah but who eats all the disease ridden vermin after the war is over and the dogs and soldiers are all dead? Fuckin' cats!

[–]Zaph0d42 2 points3 points ago

Because liking dogs and liking cats are mutually exclusive, right guys?

[–]signing_to_say_this 4 points5 points ago

[–]SilverTabby 1 point2 points ago

"People, I just want to say, can we all get along?"

-Rodney King

[–]enfermedad 2 points3 points ago

Badass as fuck.

[–]username_win 3 points4 points ago

New Bond villain? Enough to make Richard Kiel jealous.

[–]B4sics 1 point2 points ago

your Dog fights in wars. The cats control the wars