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where do I belong :( ? (imgur.com)

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[–]platipress 17 points18 points ago

This reminds me of WALL-E where he finds a spork.

[–]Dickfore 6 points7 points ago

In neither pile. Both groups will ostracize you for being part of the other, and any sense of belonging will be contrived.

I'm sorry, little apple. :(

[–]AmoCrescent 2 points3 points ago

"I'll make my own plate, with blackjack, and hookers!" - The Best Apple

[–]sgnied 0 points1 point ago

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how teenagers feel, stuck between kids and adults.

[–]heymanitsmematthew 6 points7 points ago

As a mulatto, I know this feeling all too well. I've grown up in majority white neighborhoods and felt like the only black kid in the room and in majority black and felt the opposite. Right on, halfple, do your own thing and straddle the middle. Right on...

[–]NoWhiskeyForOldMen 5 points6 points ago

It's really wonderful to see interracial apple mating. Breaking down walls one apple at a time.

[–]NowWaitJustAMinute 2 points3 points ago

It's a damn shame (because the apple might taste weird).

[–]Pxzib 2 points3 points ago

Deep.

[–]spacko 2 points3 points ago

GREEN IS THE CORRECT ANSWER

[–]BrandoomEnt 0 points1 point ago

neutral bro. the best place to be.

[–]foszae 1 point2 points ago

don't limit yourself little apple. you're the best of both worlds!

[–]NolanRoss 1 point2 points ago

You have a lot of apples.

[–]blackisthenewblack -1 points0 points ago

If you're trying to be decorative, why wouldn't you take the stickers off?

[–]davidk23 0 points1 point ago

In my tummy

[–]Azozel -1 points0 points ago

Start a new plate with blackjack and hookers.

[–]Drmed92 -1 points0 points ago

fag..

[–]scithion 0 points1 point ago

There are more greens, which means that they're inferior, and inferior races are subject to the one-drop rule, so the answer is the greens.

[–]maketho 0 points1 point ago

Green, as all the green apples have a red-ish tint

[–]Galactic777 0 points1 point ago

This kinda... summed up life for me... 0_0

[–]K71v2 0 points1 point ago

It belongs where it is - they are organized by variety of apple. The one on the left looks to be a Red Delicious, the one in the middle a mcintsoh, and the one on the right a granny smith.

[–]yourpenisinmyhand -2 points-1 points ago

MULLATO BUTTS

[–]flargenhargen 0 points1 point ago

romney apple.

I'm red!

I'm green!

[–]huskorstork -3 points-2 points ago

the red one in the middle of the reds is a wigga

[–]liekomgwtf -1 points0 points ago

That's deep.

[–]D49A1D852468799CAC08 -1 points0 points ago

Obampple.

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