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[–]thejosh9 287 points288 points ago

Also, for anyone getting upset, Snoop didn't write this list. It was created by a twitter user: @DragonflyJonez.

[–]Gramma42ton 171 points172 points ago

Well... duuh. His name is actually Snoop Lion

[–]Khiva 44 points45 points ago

TOO LATE ALREADY OFFENDED

[–]seeswhatyoudidthar 36 points37 points ago

[–]LurkinOnMyGoKart 3 points4 points ago

Now this has hit TMZ, and Huff Post, both of which have finally credited him. He's fake famous.

[–]Soolseem 34 points35 points ago

Wait till Snoop finds out that Mitt's first name is actually Willard.

[–]LeonisRex 313 points314 points ago

Damn, Snoop's on top of his penmanship game

[–]wichayyywoman 42 points43 points ago

I didn't believe it was him. Muthafucka's got better handwriting than I do.

[–]kablamy 4 points5 points ago

He does write lyrics for a living, you'd think that eventually he would get pretty good at it.

[–]An_Emo_Dinosaur 2 points3 points ago

That is terrible logic.

I write code for a living, my handwriting is terrible.

Disclaimer: I don't actually write code for a living.

[–]dj_bizarro 2 points3 points ago

Its not.

[–]outside_is_boring 481 points482 points ago

ITT: People who don't realise Snoop Dogg has a sense of humour.

[–]yip_yip_yip_uh_huh 236 points237 points ago

ITT: A lot of people named Mitt.

[–]AscentofDissent 116 points117 points ago

ITT: Not enough people named Lion

[–]kutNpaste 91 points92 points ago

ITT - In This Thread

(took me way too long to find out the meaning on the Google)

[–]AscentofDissent 38 points39 points ago

ITT: You can't get the jokes of tomorrow, until you get the acronyms, of today.

[–]BigTuna820 70 points71 points ago

TIL: I have no idea what ITT means

*EDIT: TIL what ITT means. Today is complete.

[–]urbanv 65 points66 points ago

In this thread

[–]FingersMckenzie 14 points15 points ago

Damn, I always thought it was "It's Time To". All of a sudden, those 4chan threads make sense now.

[–]doobiedoob1 4 points5 points ago

I'm crying

[–]MackLuster77 80 points81 points ago

"It Takes Two" by Rob Base

[–]StephanUrkelFTW 23 points24 points ago

Let's not forget DJ EZ Rock.

[–]guns_of_navarone 30 points31 points ago

I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOW

I'M ROB BASE AND I CAME TO GET DOWN

I'M NOT INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN

BUT I'M KNOWN TO ROCK A MICROPHONE

[–]Jahordon 4 points5 points ago

Wow. Thanks for making my day. As a white nigga, I'm going home and jamming to this after class.

[–]MackLuster77 2 points3 points ago

He's dead to me.

[–]xorvillesashx 20 points21 points ago

It means you didn't get into DeVry.

[–]Registered_username 11 points12 points ago

"It's The Tits"

[–]GaikokuJohn 21 points22 points ago

Snoop Lion*

FTFY

[–]duntcetector 7 points8 points ago

He changed it back, slacka.

[–]junkieradio 3 points4 points ago

Why can no one ever get this right, he performs under different names.

[–]tree_bear 13 points14 points ago

The level of whoosh in this comment section is reaching Pawlenty levels.

[–]chocki305 136 points137 points ago

Nothing says humor like racism.

[–]htr123 51 points52 points ago

WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE WHITE PEOPLE!

[–]Bobinater 28 points29 points ago

WHY AM I BEING OPPRESSED?!

[–]berserker87 7 points8 points ago

SOMEONE CALL THE ACLU! BECAUSE OBAMA.

[–]random_story 64 points65 points ago

It's true, if white guy was saying he wouldn't vote for Obama bc he's black, and then said it was a joke? C'mon...

EDIT: I didn't realise he said "white nigga" I actually find that funny and not racist. It would be like a white person saying, "Obama, he a black honky!"

EDIT 2: Also, nobody got offended that he plans to not vote for someone based on their name ("Mitt"). That is also unfairly discriminatory. Why didn't anyone get mad about that?

EDIT 3: Michelle got a fat ass!

[–]chocki305 44 points45 points ago

I like the joke. I find racist humor entertaining, as long as everyone realizes that it is being used for humor, and it goes both ways. If a white person made this, most would fling "racist".

[–]Captain_DuClark 46 points47 points ago

That's because jokes only work up, not down.

If a janitor makes a joke about his millionaire boss spending all his money on champagne and private jets there is no issue. If the millionaire boss makes a joke about his janitor spending all of his money on clothes and food it wouldn't be appropriate.

White people as a group have much more political and economic power than Black people as a group in the USA, kind of makes jokes like this fair game.

[–]ktnlo 3 points4 points ago

For real. Don't you guys remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdI-lhwJyzI Completely ridiculous.

[–]Wargall 2 points3 points ago

"I'm not voting for Obama because he's a black nigga"

"Wow dude, that's racist"

"Relax, it's just humor!"

Would you be okay with it if it were like that?

[–]Daefea 549 points550 points ago

The "he reminds me of every boss I've ever hated" line is both accurate and insightful.

[–]tj1226 67 points68 points ago

I never saw it till now, and to be honest I don't think I would want any of those people pretending to run the country.

[–]oridjinn 8 points9 points ago

Now let us take this deeper... Why is it always THOSE people who are managers?

Is it something deep where idiots like that somehow do something right that makes them good managers?

Or is it something as simple as 'Kissing ass' = 'promotion'?

[–]StonedWhiteGirl 11 points12 points ago

Kissing ass = promotion.

[–]Tyaedalis 7 points8 points ago

Being successful is much easier when you don't care what people think.

[–]geese 1 point2 points ago

You may have the cause and effect backwards. Maybe on a long enough timeline being forced to kiss ass and be responsible for others makes you into a douchebag.

[–]sicanshu 47 points48 points ago

not that i disagree with him, but how many actual bosses could snoop have had? according to wikiderp, his big break was at 21, and prior to that he was either in high school or jail.

[–]RTFMorGTFO 164 points165 points ago

I would imagine the music business to be slightly more complicated than hoes, blunts and low-rider Impalas. Surely he interacted with countless executives eager to exert decision-making powers.

[–]Frdl 31 points32 points ago

Exactly. But at the same time there is no doubt a lot of hoes.

[–]wrathofcain 5 points6 points ago

Nor blunts/Impalas.

[–]IndieCurtis 27 points28 points ago

I'm 20 and I've had 12 bosses so far.

[–]Nesman64 28 points29 points ago

You are either a shitty worker or a hell of a worker. Are you Jamaican?

[–]YogurtShaker 42 points43 points ago

Cuz Jamaican me crazy!

[–]Swenyspeed 5 points6 points ago

Well played..

[–]panickedthumb 5 points6 points ago

Snoop didn't write this. He found something funny and shared it.

[–]BohmaJenkins 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of every warden I've ever had.

[–]Gedadogupya 116 points117 points ago

*Snoop Lion

[–]aaronaqua1 8 points9 points ago

*Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.

[–]Queefmonlee 78 points79 points ago

The sad thing is, I feel like a lot of people are voting for Obama for the same reasons.

[–]GreatBallsofTitanium 101 points102 points ago

The sad thing is, I feel like a lot of people think that's how a lot of black people think.

[–]NextName 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but that's exactly how a lot of black people thought. A lot of people voted for Obama strictly because he's black. There was even a test done where black people were asked why they were voting for Obama and they were given McCain's political viewpoints under the guise of being Obama's. They all supported McCain's ideals while choosing Obama.

[–]Parnass 5 points6 points ago

This a thousand times. The casual anti-black racism on reddit is so aggravating at times.

[–]lunchboxg4 17 points18 points ago

As opposed to voting against Obama just because he's black. Because that doesn't happen.

[–]berserker87 8 points9 points ago

Yeah we better come up with some ways to prevent them from voting.

[–]ForcedToJoin 8 points9 points ago

Neutral thing is, it doesn't really matter what their reasons are, as long as they're voting for the lesser evil. We can't have American NOT be stupid, we're way past that point. What we CAN do is try and have them stupid the right way.

[–]thomashrog 17 points18 points ago

[–]Acheron13 7 points8 points ago

It's sad. My cousin already has a phone and she got an Obama phone. Actually jokes about it too. "When my phone's battery dies, I got my Obama phone"

[–]Smokyo7 21 points22 points ago

I hope your cousin gets hit by a bus.

[–]Nesman64 18 points19 points ago

I hope she gets a job and pays taxes.

[–]patboone 2 points3 points ago

I'm voting for Obama because Mitt Romney wants to continue with the failed policies of GWB, burden the middle class with an unfair share of the total tax burden, and he changes his views to whatever the people in front of him want to hear.

I feel that most people who are voting for Romney would do so no matter how much their lives had improved since Obama took office simply because they don't think that government SHOULD be effective in improving people's lives.

[–]UnderD4Donut 18 points19 points ago

Did he actually make this? Because Jenna Marbles retweeted this from some guy, @DragonflyJonez that said he made it.

[–]HerpDerpRPG 32 points33 points ago

TIL Obama smokes Newports

[–]bert33 9 points10 points ago

I thought he smoked Marlboro reds.

[–]random_story 19 points20 points ago

Why do black people smoke Newports?

[–]deadasdisco 29 points30 points ago

I don't know?

[–]berserker87 33 points34 points ago

That is correct.

[–]CorkyKribler 8 points9 points ago

"BLACK PEOPLE!"

[–]JasonGD1982 8 points9 points ago

They use to advertise heavily in poor neighborhoods.

[–]crankyjanky 5 points6 points ago

They still do.

[–]random_story 6 points7 points ago

I fucking hate cigarette companies...

[–]gatewayveggie 3 points4 points ago

As an incredibly white person who also smokes Newports - they are delicious and give you a head rush of carcinogens like no other.

[–]dalittle 5 points6 points ago

that was my favorite line in the list.

[–]Styvorama 32 points33 points ago

I need to remember some of those points the next time I get into a political debate by my father.

[–]MrIslander 4 points5 points ago

My favorite thing about Michelle is that the ass was fat.

[–]nommytorton 34 points35 points ago

He a white nigga. Much worse than a white person. White niggas are not to be trusted.

[–]psychroclasm 9 points10 points ago

Why is dancing horse a no? That's awesome.

Oh, wait. I'm white. Carry on!

[–]XtremelyNiceRedditor 123 points124 points ago

taking this seriously means that you're an idiot.

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON 24 points25 points ago

I thought you were extremely nice!

[–]TheVibratingPants 6 points7 points ago

I don't think it's that people are taking it seriously, so much as that they're taking what it shows about how so many people are basing their votes seriously.

[–]Scerpes 195 points196 points ago

I thought voting for a candidate based on his race was...racist.

[–]happyfunball 331 points332 points ago

It's ok if you're not white.

[–]arise_therefore 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, white people are being discriminated against ALL THE TIME, just look at Reddit. Full of anti-whites and feminists.

[–]Perforathor 59 points60 points ago

Double standards FTW... can you imagine the outrage if a white guy said the same thing in reverse ?

[–]Bigalwiggles 47 points48 points ago

They do quite often actually.

[–]The_Dok 78 points79 points ago

And then there's an outrage.

[–]Bigalwiggles 16 points17 points ago

Being from downstate IL, it's a common thing that nobody pays any mind to. If someone famous did something like that, yes it would probably be bad news.

[–]YogurtShaker 15 points16 points ago

Yup, Daniel Tosh has quite a few big racist rants and I find them all to be quite hilarious, and I'm not white. People are too damn serious sometimes.

[–]Ye_Be_He 6 points7 points ago

Yeah it's not like I go to Snoop or Tosh for any serious insight on anything, except maybe hoes, blunt rollin or racist jokes.

[–]YogurtShaker 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. It's not politicians saying this stuff (although the Republican Party was incredibly racist during Obama's first run, what with their "Will we still call it the White House if Obama is elected?" Buttons) and people getting outraged. It's celebrities and comedians, who hopefully no one gets their advice from.

[–]wolvmatt 0 points1 point ago

Celebrities? Who?

[–]happyfunball 9 points10 points ago

Michael Richards - crucified for racism. Snoop - hilarious for racism!

[–]GymIn26Minutes 8 points9 points ago

You mean like what actually happened:

From John Hawkins, who was featured on Romney's campaign blog:

“A white woman voting for Barack Obama is like a black woman voting for the KKK.”

Here is the screen cap of it

[–]Melivora 10 points11 points ago

Am I being stupid, or is there literally no logic behind that? It's implying that Barack Obama hates white people?

[–]GymIn26Minutes 3 points4 points ago

You are not being stupid, it is just some dumbass racist behaving as usual.

[–]RepostThatShit 4 points5 points ago

What has been said in reverse can not be unsaid inversely.

[–]pixelperfect3 14 points15 points ago

Being mostly white I don't think reddit gets it....see, as a minority, of course race plays a factor to some extent. To see someone of your own race accomplish and who you align with (politically) to a large extent would make you want to vote for him or her. Especially when there has been no candidate like that in history.

I am South Asian, and if you gave me the choice between Bobby Jindal/Nikki Haley and Hilary Clinton I would always choose Clinton (same with black people - they would choose Hilary over Allen West or some other crazy person). But if you gave me the choice between Clinton and a similarly accomplished South Asian, I would probably choose the South Asian.

You think white people don't care about race? whitey please

[–]fuckhitler 28 points29 points ago

He's joking.

Edit: There is no way for me to know that he is joking, I shouldn't have even posted this.

[–]Ye_Be_He 5 points6 points ago

It doesn't matter if he's joking. He's a rapper. Why would anybody take serious political advice from a person like Snoop?

[–]AFewSecondsAgoDouche 48 points49 points ago

Jay-Z is voting for Obama only because he's black and he's not joking.

[–]Captain_DuClark 24 points25 points ago

Jay-Z never said that. Hov said he respects Obama because he's the first black president, not that he's going to vote for him because he's the first black president.

“I support Barack because I gotta respect that sort of vision. I gotta respect a man who is the first black President ever,” he said. “To have that sort of vision and dream, I have to support that.”

http://v103.cbslocal.com/2012/09/27/jay-z-supports-barack-obama-but-thinks-we-need-less-government/

[–]pizzlewizzle 14 points15 points ago

Nope. Most black people I know say they're still voting for obama just because he's black. Now of course I'll get "thats just the ones you know" etc etc, but go out and about and ask people why they're voting and you will get this answer a lot.

[–]admvp 8 points9 points ago

Or you could just look at the raw numbers. In 2008, 98% of African American voters placed their vote for Obama. Yes, I'm sure that 98% is very politically educated and familiar with current world events. You can't tell me that every single black voter but 2% voted for Obama because they align with his policies. It's too skewed a statistic to not be bullshit.

[–]AtheismTooStronk 25 points26 points ago

And Al Gore got 90% of African American votes.

[–]SkepticalOrange 8 points9 points ago

Well, he did run against Bush and I have it on good authority that George Bush doesn't care about black people.

[–]protossOPlql 4 points5 points ago

and how many of these would've voted for the democrats anyway? your party system is fucking stupid and you should know that.

[–]BonzaiThePenguin 4 points5 points ago

I'm sure the fact that they've always voted Democratic means nothing.

[–]chrometoucan 8 points9 points ago

downvoted truth here. Black people majority vote democratic, it's just how it is

[–]pizzlewizzle 8 points9 points ago

It means nothing when the first reason out of their mouth is race, not party.

[–]BonzaiThePenguin 3 points4 points ago

I guess I just don't see the logic in attributing anecdotal evidence to a nationwide group of people.

[–]acid_free 6 points7 points ago

Unfortunately, most people won't understand that.

[–]sbetschi12 15 points16 points ago

Well, keeping in mind that we've only ever had ONE black president and that 72% of the country is white, isn't it pretty damned safe to assume that more whites have voted based on race than blacks? Even if you just take 2008 and 2012, I think you'll find that the number of whites voting AGAINST Obama because he is black will outnumber the blacks voting FOR him solely because of skin color.

[–]a_non 12 points13 points ago

A black has only ran for president (on a national scale) once, so I'd say that since Obama has nearly 100% of the black vote more blacks have probably voted FOR race than whites have AGAINST race.

[–]kbergstr 6 points7 points ago

That's not really true -- the democratic party has had an African American run for president fairly regularly since the 70s -- Chisholm ran in 72, Jesse Jackson Ran in 1984 and again in 88, in 2004 Sharpton and Braun ran, and in 1996 Keyes ran on the Republican ticket.

Sure, no African American has won their party's ticket before Obama, but we have had African Americans running for president for 40 years now.

[–]zzz_lll_zzz 9 points10 points ago

Considering 76% of voters in the last election were white and 12% black, I'm Not sure you can say "more blacks have probably voted FOR race than whites have AGAINST race" even if only 1 in 5 whites voted against Obama on color alone that would be more than the total black vote.

Edit: source http://www.pewhispanic.org/2009/04/30/dissecting-the-2008-electorate-most-diverse-in-us-history/

[–]qlube 3 points4 points ago

Neither of you are going about this the correct way, in my opinion. You need to look at your normal voting patterns and see if there's any change due to Obama's entrant as a nominee. I recall that the usual rate for Black Democratic votes is at least 95% or so. And Obama got a larger percentage of the white vote than many previous nominees.

[–]Taco2112 2 points3 points ago

It is and on top of that, this is exactly the type of thing that people like Rush Limbaugh will latch onto.

[–]bigCthewise1 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry about it, Snoop's a con (at least I'm pretty sure) so he can't vote anyways.

[–]Anon232 7 points8 points ago

This muthafuckas name is Mitt.

[–]StoneDMU 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to tell Snoop that Mitt's name is actually Willard. Much worse.

[–]pinkeyedwookiee 2 points3 points ago

I find the fact that #1 to vote for Obama was because he was black. Surely there are better reasons.

[–]kingp43x 2 points3 points ago

For many voters, that is enough.

[–]kinderblumen 37 points38 points ago

can none of you take a joke?

[–]berserker87 65 points66 points ago

NO IT'S SUPER RACIST. being white is hard enough, and now this?!

[–]overreactor 29 points30 points ago

I hate it when they call me a cracker! Brings me back to owning land and people....

[–]berserker87 13 points14 points ago

RUIN MY DAY.

[–]_BitSoup 1 point2 points ago

Two things: Isn't it Snoop Lion now? And isn't his hand writing a little girly?

I'm calling fake.

[–]Rancel21342 1 point2 points ago

I can see that this is a joke (I hope) but the sad thing is that some people actually think this way. On either side of the political fence. Our country is so screwed either way

[–]codyrnlds 58 points59 points ago

He has no room making fun of somebodies name when his is Snoop Dog/Snoop Lion. That's just silly.

[–]berserker87 86 points87 points ago

Or conversely, he knows a stupid name when he sees one. And to be fair, that mothafuckas name is Mitt.

[–]porkmaster 35 points36 points ago

It's actually "Willard".

[–]ThetaGamma2 15 points16 points ago

Which means he CHOSE "Mitt"! He coulda gone with Will and been just fine.

[–]MASTERPANDAZERO 5 points6 points ago

Even worse.

[–]pizooozooo 11 points12 points ago

I bet you also have a dancing horse

[–]RedTiger013 18 points19 points ago

Last time I checked calvin was a white name too.

Calvin: Snoop doggs real name

[–]6feetunderwood 30 points31 points ago

His real first name is Cordazar and his middle name is Calvin, I've seen his driver's license come through my work before.

[–]10051 50 points51 points ago

Do you work at the DMV with Tupac?

[–]scottNOT 5 points6 points ago

hey whoa hey whoa hey whoa hey whoa whoa, he didnt say mitt was a white name!

[–]trashguy 7 points8 points ago

And there is everything wrong with the low intelligence voters.

[–]seraph042 8 points9 points ago

Snoop Dogg DID NOT make this- dude Dragonfly Jones on twitter did (@DragonflyJonez) give credit where it's due smh

[–]pandashuman 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused. do you mean Snoop Lion?

[–]Winnend 0 points1 point ago

It's snoop lion

[–]punarvasu 0 points1 point ago

these are the same exact reasons i have.

[–]GAFMisat0 2 points3 points ago

That nigga racist.

[–]wkpggrv83 2 points3 points ago

The worst part is that people actually think like this

[–]iroh181 0 points1 point ago

While I see why people will vote for mitt romney let me raise this counter argument; "The motherfuckers name is mitt"

[–]death_checked_in 0 points1 point ago

This is why we can't have nice things...lol.

[–]koalainfestation 0 points1 point ago

2% of Americans believe Romney's full name is Mittens (source:Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me) rather than Willard which is worse anyway

[–]kindabored1234 0 points1 point ago

  1. He a white nigga
  2. He look like he says "nigger" all the time.

Man that A vs ER thing is super important I guess.

[–]KaoticS 2 points3 points ago

Sadly this mentality is a majority of the population.

[–]Avi3leaves 2 points3 points ago

this is "why i hate American politics." because as much as we like to ignore it, this is how many people make their decision on who to vote for... but fuck yeah newports are my shit too snoop!

[–]escapist11 0 points1 point ago

Gary Johnson 2012!

[–]Lythysis 2 points3 points ago

I see no stereotypes being promoted here.

[–]pibroch 2 points3 points ago

This kills the country.

[–]iamhusband 0 points1 point ago

Snoop didn't do that, this guy did.

[–]iamhusband 2 points3 points ago

"@DragonflyJonez Me not putting my name on that list was a blessing on disguise. No way all these media outlets run with it if they know it's not Snoop's - 2hrs ago"

[–]clintmccool 2 points3 points ago

Is there some kind of grammar rule here that I'm unaware of that dictates when he uses "he" or "he's"?

"He mad cool yo"

"He's BFFs with Jay-Z"

[–]bthatch2294 2 points3 points ago

no one sees a problem with this?

[–]fattestmonk 0 points1 point ago

Michelle's got a fat ass... Sold me snoop.

[–]ImaWALLrus 2 points3 points ago

How intelligent.

[–]cursed_deity 2 points3 points ago

OH I GET IT BECAUSE SNOOP LION IS BLACK AND SO IS OBAMA! GOOD ONE AHAHAHAHAHAHA, BOLD MOVE!

[–]whobroughtmehere 2 points3 points ago

His name is Mitt.

[–]ohchristworld 2 points3 points ago

Whoever wrote this is an example of what's wrong with our country.

[–]hawkens85 6 points7 points ago

"Oh lordy! This racism is KILLIN me inside!"

[–]fazelove 2 points3 points ago

that's not snoop. my friend, she wrote this and posted it during the election. sorry but i doubt snoop writes like a girl. http://i.imgur.com/Msnit.png

[–]juloxx 2 points3 points ago

"he is a mormon, but he aint got no ho's"

[–]warner1 3 points4 points ago

Ugh, This kind of stuff frustrates me.

[–]ktnlo 3 points4 points ago

this mothafuckas name is MITT

[–]WCC335 60 points61 points ago

I also saw the picture.

[–]misyorpaperclip 5 points6 points ago

This is why our country is going to shit smh

[–]Mincheju 7 points8 points ago

I know he is joking, but a large portion of people actually have this mindset and vote based on this. IQ test to vote please.

[–]DFWTooThrowed 34 points35 points ago

I'm pretty sure those are illegal these days.

[–]11oops 5 points6 points ago

Who determines where the line is drawn? And at what IQ do we draw the line? What if it's one above yours? Why not only allow geniuses to vote, because surly you don't know everything?

[–]philogynistic 5 points6 points ago

I always love people who say "WE SHOULD HAVE TESTS TO VOTE/BREED" because they're the biggest dumbasses of all.

[–]JollyRancherSalad 2 points3 points ago

Exactly, in the hypothetical scenario, the test ought to be "do you think a license to vote is a good idea?"

[–]MinnesotaMadMan86 7 points8 points ago

This is why our country is lost in economic downfall, because some people vote based on superficial bullshit. I know others that had even more stupid reasons for choosing Obama, but some on this list were also mentioned when they were trying to justify their choice.

[–]outside_is_boring 53 points54 points ago

Because he's definitely not just making a joke. /s

[–]hrothgar_the_great 28 points29 points ago

Sadly, it's a little to close to how many people think to be funny :-/

[–]jfk90787 9 points10 points ago

Loved how Boondocks summed it up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hox_h6g1JPg&t=7m14s

[–]nommytorton 11 points12 points ago

No, it's still pretty funny.

[–]WCC335 2 points3 points ago

If I hadn't just watched this, I would think it was funnier.

And, of course, this.

[–]berserker87 12 points13 points ago

You know how Jay Leno goes out on the streets and finds stupid or crazy people to interview? Yeah, it's not that hard. I used to conduct "people on the street" interviews at my University, and it was much harder finding a person that knew what the fuck they were talking about. Like 1 out of 10 people weren't wildly ignorant. I feel that we take for granted this nice bubble we've afforded ourselves on the internettes and forget that there's a lot of stupid people out there.

The average IQ is 100. That means that half the country has a lower IQ than that. So let's not get all caught up in a video showing 20 crazy black people in Southern California and remember things like "Availability Heuristic" and "Confirmation Bias."

I've got 3 people in my phone that will not vote for Obama, "because he's a nigger." If I film them acting like dumbasses and upload it, will you suddenly not like Romney supporters to? Or are you only interested in this video because it makes Obama look bad?

I mean shit. A majority of Republicans think Obama is an undercover socialist. 45% of Republicans don't think Obama was born in any United States territories. And we're talking about an hysterical black woman and a bunch of thugs getting welfare checks?

[–]apotheosis247 1 point2 points ago

The average IQ is 100. That means that half the country has a lower IQ than that.

Not exactly

[–]PillPod 2 points3 points ago

You are correct. If the median was 100, he'd be correct.

A three person sample: IQs of 90, 105, and 105 is still and average of 100, yet more than half are over 100.

I know you know this. Just stating it for the post you replied to!

[–]furbiesandbeans 6 points7 points ago

You talk like everyone else in the world doesn't do this.

[–]thiefinthedark 2 points3 points ago

Ever since the masses got a vote, people have used that vote for superficial bullshit. This is not restricted to any race, creed, culture, political party, or even level of education. Plenty of very smart, educated people vote and have no understand politics and the political system, and simply vote based on "superficial bullshit". In many cases people vote against their own socio-economic needs or desires based on this "bullshit".

The fact is, people are emotional and superficial, and sadly this will not change for a very, very, very long time, if ever.

[–]schattenteufel 7 points8 points ago

You're right. I know of plenty of people who are voting for Mitt for one reason: He's not black.
You can't get more superficial than that.

[–]goodfrank 2 points3 points ago

Come on guys, I think everyone's getting a bit upset over this. It's a really old, probably extremely high rapper, talking shit. I wouldn't try and extend it's meaning or implications beyond that.

[–]berserker87 7 points8 points ago

No you just don't get it. This proves that my subtle racism has been valid.

[–]pizzlewizzle 3 points4 points ago

Since when can felons vote?