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Not for everyone... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]tehbertl 100 points101 points ago

Ha! I remember this from months ago.

[–]seconddealer 39 points40 points ago

Man your battle stations!

[–]ProtusMose 9 points10 points ago

My God is that glorious

[–]Schroedingers_gif 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/QL2cs.jpg

[–]Tebasaki 2 points3 points ago

Oh, and I hear the they discovered that the cat was, in fact, alive.

[–]WjCron 0 points1 point ago

Is that a gif that only moves when you're not looking?

[–]ficaa1 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/dfGbc.gif

[–]akpak -1 points0 points ago

Needs moar shakey-cam

[–]RNCbyME 13 points14 points ago

The clean joke thread awhile back said It best.

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the award? ...He was outstanding in his field!" At work on mobile, unable to link and give credit. Sadface

[–]calamormine -1 points0 points ago

Source of the joke: my grandpop.

[–]hukawater 4 points5 points ago

Ha! I remember when I wrote it!

Thanks for linking back to the original thread

[–]TrollerCoasterRide 0 points1 point ago

I remember when you wrote it too! WacticalTank is indeed, wack!

[–]Sixtyn9ne 2 points3 points ago

simple solution

[–]Nihongeaux 3 points4 points ago

True story.

[–]HappyAssassin 1 point2 points ago

Ha! I've never seen this and enjoyed a good laugh.

[–]yummyummers 1 point2 points ago

Anything to keep an assassin happy.

[–]HappyAssassin 0 points1 point ago

:D

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[–]DecentOpinion 0 points1 point ago

This is a picture with text on it. Not a meme.

[–]hukawater 1 point2 points ago

Naw...it was a meme for like 2 days...there were a bunch of these

[–]pungkow -1 points0 points ago

it's not a meme. It's a captioned image.

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

Yes, it's an image macro with superimposed text. But in common parlance it's a meme.

[–]Sqpon 2 points3 points ago

I like the way you talk. Say more things.

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad 2 points3 points ago

Why's it even on the front page is my question.

[–]stringuy1 46 points47 points ago

Re-posting from adviceanimals to /r/funny? Really?

[–]lethargicwalrus 17 points18 points ago

Reposters have reached a new low.

[–]Lillipout 13 points14 points ago

Yeah, reposters have reached a new low.

[–]ITStheFIVEwordGENIE 2 points3 points ago

Reposters are reaching new lows.

[–]Doylepoints 1 point2 points ago

Reposters are shopping at Lowes.

[–]Red_AtNight 2 points3 points ago

Rob Lowe is a reposter

[–]KinglerSlayer 3 points4 points ago

Reposters or Reddit? It did manage to reach the front page after all

[–]MrXBob -3 points-2 points ago

I hadn't seen it. Your argument is invalid.

[–]acid_free 2 points3 points ago

I for one don't care because it was funny and r/funny is all I bother to look at. It's kind of stupid to have multiple subreddits if they're all funny (or supposed to be).

[–]stringuy1 0 points1 point ago

Different kinds of funny.

[–]acid_free 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but I can't be bothered to look at hundreds of different subreddits to have a laugh. That's plain stupid. I kind of hate this site sometimes.

[–]qwer777 -1 points0 points ago

If it's a different subreddit, by definition it's not a repost. A metric fuckton of people aren't subscribed to that sub, myself included.

[–]stringuy1 1 point2 points ago

"A metric fuckton"... I need to start using that...

[–]qwer777 0 points1 point ago

It's an important distinction from the imperial fuckton.

[–]stringuy1 1 point2 points ago

As a Canadian I appreciate this.

[–]JustChangingHomepage 0 points1 point ago

Yes, it's called cross-posting and it's encouraged.

[–]claudesoph[!] 20 points21 points ago

*it's

[–]Masterdanger 9 points10 points ago

Monty Python's Flying Circus

[–]cockfarts 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/AQztY.gif

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[–]WezVC 5 points6 points ago

You didn't make this so it's not your mistake anyway, right?

[–]HamproOne 6 points7 points ago

Fuck you op

[–]Fazasaur 9 points10 points ago

Back in my day we called out reposters. And this folks, is a fucking repost

[–]cunt_stamp 4 points5 points ago

Good Guy Scarecrow, a force from /r/adviceanimals 4 months ago.

[–]Kosard 4 points5 points ago

We need a /r/Reposts. fuck man, I'm getting sick of this shit!

eddit: holy fucking shit there is one, next time OP you know where this goes.

ps, please downvote for scumbag repost.

[–]NkafKe 15 points16 points ago

Butt hay.

[–]shmehdit -1 points0 points ago

Wheerrre....

[–]uaintgotnopancakemix 0 points1 point ago

you know he really doesn't get enough credit, he's outstanding in his field

[–]ross-geller 3 points4 points ago

For a second I thought I wasn't logged in and this is adviceanimals.

[–]jollyollyman 4 points5 points ago

I'm kind of sad you made front page with such a repost.

[–]collectdownvotes 2 points3 points ago

I thought I was unsubscribed from advice animals?

[–]brandy606 16 points17 points ago

Good one OP. crops to you for such a nice pun

[–]noob_goldberg 16 points17 points ago

That's a bit corny.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 0 points1 point ago

And the there we go again, a haywire pun thread.

[–]Shamborsky 8 points9 points ago

Maizes me that people still find these funny.

[–]lethargicwalrus 5 points6 points ago

This pun thread is an almost direct copy of the thread on the original post.

[–]noob_goldberg 3 points4 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]Bill_Clintons_Choad 1 point2 points ago

It's a re post from /r/adviceanimals.

[–]noob_goldberg 0 points1 point ago

No, I meant I didn't get lethargicwalrus' pun.

[–]Se2_Gupta 4 points5 points ago

Seriously, I barley laugh at them these days.

[–]no-game 0 points1 point ago

POTATOES

[–]dirtmerchant1980 -2 points-1 points ago

so corny.

[–]wavefunction84 -4 points-3 points ago

I wish you lot would quit horsing around.

[–]REDDITvTIDDER -1 points0 points ago

Agreed, they usually are just grasping at straws.

[–]Chazzey_dude -3 points-2 points ago

Wheat take all sorts 'round here.

[–]fusterbugles 1 point2 points ago

I'd call it an ear full

[–]dan2737 3 points4 points ago

I love this picture but this is definitely not the first time it was posted.

[–]rileyhimself 1 point2 points ago

I'm sick of this crop.

[–]Dy5function 2 points3 points ago

Cool repost.

[–]AndrewElmore 2 points3 points ago

Blatant and pathetic repost. You should be ashamed.

[–]devilrobotjesus 3 points4 points ago

Wow a shitty pun let's all wet ourselves

[–]MidEastBeast777 8 points9 points ago

done

[–]chickenwhale 6 points7 points ago

Reposts aren't for everyone

But hey, yours got upvoted

[–]BeardedBacon 3 points4 points ago

Pun threads on a repost GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]jondoity 3 points4 points ago

This is not the subreddit you're looking for.

[–]sirprizes 3 points4 points ago

Do scarecrows actually scare away crows I wonder?

[–]DearBurt -1 points0 points ago

Not this one.

[–]Punkrock_Buddha 1 point2 points ago

Not when there's a farmer who's outstanding in his field.

[–]live4hisglory -1 points0 points ago

was this already on /r/punny if not it should be

[–]ForeignStranger -1 points0 points ago

genius.

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

I can totally see Brett Farve doing this commercial.

[–]WrGraban -1 points0 points ago

He deserves a Nobel Prize for being out-standing in his field.

[–]djroot2 -1 points0 points ago

Did you hear why the scarecrow got a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.

[–]Swagsaurus -1 points0 points ago

At least he changed the title a little...

[–]janus_marine 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

[–]hisnamewaschaz 1 point2 points ago

ive been dropping subreddits im subscribed to all week. time for /r/"funny" to go.

It's not simply that it's not funny, its more that it's annoyingly unfunny. Just goes to show you that the default subreddits are shit.

[–]SupahNoob -1 points0 points ago

That's two many puns for me to handle. :(

[–]CajunTurkey -1 points0 points ago

Hay!

[–]meatwad1987 1 point2 points ago

this is just awful

[–]coasterboard65 -1 points0 points ago

/r/punny

[–]The_Elephant_Man 1 point2 points ago

GOO AWWWAAAAYYY

[–]The_Elephant_Man 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/kkaZX.gif

[–]midnightapartment 1 point2 points ago

I think I saw this the first time I was ever on Reddit

[–]nekrod -1 points0 points ago

Not for woman either I guess...

[–]fuckyou_space 0 points1 point ago

I expecting something different considering the sequence of posts.

[–]kleptophobiac -1 points0 points ago

Nice one, centurion. Like it, like it.

[–]WardX732 -1 points0 points ago

I wish I knew how much thought went into this.

[–]hukawater 2 points3 points ago

I can tell you

[–]DoubleDutchOven -1 points0 points ago

You can change your pants, but you can't change your genes.

[–]TbanksIV 0 points1 point ago

Faggot.

[–]chunky_charlie -1 points0 points ago

"it's"

[–]johngutenburg 0 points1 point ago

Does nobody understand the difference between hay and straw? Hay is edible while straw is for bedding/stuffing scare crows!

[–]Arckon 0 points1 point ago

Did you guy hear, diarrhea is hereditary! It runs in the jeans

[–]amadea56 0 points1 point ago

/r/adviceanimals is leaking

[–]Ricky_from_Sunnyvale 0 points1 point ago

"Butt hay....it's in my jeans!"

[–]9ren -3 points-2 points ago

You might not like his work, but you have to admit he's outstanding in his field.

EDIT what kind of monster downvotes a pun in a pun thread?

[–]kobekramer1 -1 points0 points ago

Wonder what field of study he's in.

[–]Sharra_Blackfire -2 points-1 points ago

That's the best one of these I've seen yet XD

[–]black27696 -1 points0 points ago

hay

straw

Unrelated: I just figured out how to make a sword: !

[–]eyereport 1 point2 points ago

En garde! My sword has a ghost trail!

!!!!!!!!!

[–]black27696 0 points1 point ago

^( •_•)>! HAVE AT YOU!

[–]akubar -1 points0 points ago

Farmer party!

lettuce turnip the beet

[–]cunt_stamp 1 point2 points ago

Ahhh yes.. taking another used joke of this forgotten meme from /r/adviceanimals

[–]JungleSumTimes -1 points0 points ago

just another straw man wandered over from r/atheism

[–]GillyDaFish -1 points0 points ago

its straw not hay, motherfuckers!

[–]Frack-Star -1 points0 points ago

" My boss says I am outstanding in my field "

[–]c0r3y -3 points-2 points ago

It certainly doesn't take a lot of brains.

[–]tongy89 -3 points-2 points ago

Ha ha..

[–]nwbradsher -1 points0 points ago

Clap......Clap......

[–]ThatFedExMan -3 points-2 points ago

Really? I posted this same picture like, 2 months ago, and all I got was downvotes...

[–]AndrewElmore 2 points3 points ago

That's because it's a repost. This fool just happened to get lucky, but you're both just as guilty.

[–]Ske3t -5 points-4 points ago

Wow great one!! Have not seen triple entendre in awhile!

[–]finyacluck -4 points-3 points ago

That is one hell of an impressive scarecrow, in fact one might say he is "out-standing in his own field".

[–]pileoflaundry -1 points0 points ago

They see me sowing......they hay-tin...

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