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[–]The_Bangs 23 points24 points ago

I find this humerus.

[–]elpapaaaa[!] 9 points10 points ago

I find this underground.

[–]Skeetrap 2 points3 points ago

The Karma gained will add to y-orbital-ready started.

[–]quadrant6 3 points4 points ago

This type of grave humor really had me coffin.

[–]Ev00 3 points4 points ago

Would you say.... it's to.... die for?

[–]quadrant6 2 points3 points ago

We should probably go ahead and bury these puns.

[–]Take_Me_To_Elysium 2 points3 points ago

Anal sex.

[–]theGladstonian 1 point2 points ago

Why, this is just a skeleton of what the subreddit used to be...

[–]slickswitch 1 point2 points ago

I prefer deadpan humour, myself.

[–]enneads169 5 points6 points ago

[–]Leujo 3 points4 points ago

[–]amazoncon 3 points4 points ago

Geoff?

[–]DeNovoGyasi 2 points3 points ago

Balls.

[–]doomguy25 0 points1 point ago

jamnson alexander is very funny man yes

[–]Ev00 0 points1 point ago

Shaft

[–]schrodingers_human 2 points3 points ago

This pun is a grave offense.

[–]seacen 2 points3 points ago

SKULL JOKE YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!

[–]RiderRockon 4 points5 points ago

Punchline. Title. No.

[–]WacticalTank[S] 3 points4 points ago

I'm pretty sure what I've put is fine thank you very much.

[–]0xeedfade 16 points17 points ago

You're dead wrong.

[–]The_Elephant_Man 3 points4 points ago

Considering everything you've posted is a repost, no.

[–]dsbaciga 0 points1 point ago

This one's not too bad. Karmadecay says that it has only been posted once before. It also didn't seem to get much traffic. However, CHECK KARMADECAY BEFORE YOU POST!

[–]MasterAardwolf 0 points1 point ago

Alternatively: people could downvote if they don't enjoy it.

[–]dsbaciga 1 point2 points ago

People use Reddit the way it was intended? Surely you jest, good sir!

[–]The_Elephant_Man 1 point2 points ago

Check OP's history. He reposts the same thing in several different subreddits, and they're all pretty big front page reposts, the stuff that sticks with you.

[–]dsbaciga 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you're right. And a ton of cross posting too! Someone really cares about fake internet points...

[–]mrreggaeambassador 0 points1 point ago

get your own content wactical

[–]Sir_Spicious 1 point2 points ago

And here on the left we have "person who does not understand the meaning of the word punchline."

[–]WacticalTank[S] -2 points-1 points ago

The title gave absolutely nothing away. This is what the rule was intended to produce, so whether it follows the rule to the letter is rather unimportant, don't you think?

[–]Sir_Spicious 1 point2 points ago

The punchline of the joke is "Cryptic Humour." The title of your post is "Cryptic Humour."

[–]KingOfCosmania 1 point2 points ago

It's not.

[–]EpicJ 0 points1 point ago

I think the mods need to change the large red writing above the submit bar to at least double the size

[–]ShozOvr[!] 1 point2 points ago

What else was he meant to put, "Hahaha"?

[–]FatCashin 1 point2 points ago

I'd say that the punchline is more so the combination of the picture and the caption "ha ha ha".

[–]Nimbunaut 0 points1 point ago

Yet the world somehow keeps on spinning...

[–]Taint_Here 0 points1 point ago

Deadpan - nailed it!

[–]aliceisamonster 0 points1 point ago

Is this funny because he died laughing, because he's in a crypt, or is it both?

[–]wircklich93 -1 points0 points ago

thats not what cryptic means

[–]obliterationn 0 points1 point ago

haha

[–]EpicJ 1 point2 points ago

The cryptic part is finding the funny

[–]wircklich93 1 point2 points ago

baha there we go

[–]HaveAGoodDayEh 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted solely because of the spelling of Humour.

[–]MileHighBarfly 0 points1 point ago

Cryptic humor?

[–]no_detection 0 points1 point ago

Jul qvq gur puvpxra pebff gur zbovhf fgevc?

Gb trg gb gur fnzr fvqr.

[–]TheNinjirate 0 points1 point ago

ugh, this joke is so dead.

[–]manbearpigj -1 points0 points ago

Isn't this morbid humor not cryptic?

[–]Ell975 0 points1 point ago

It is a play on the word crypt.

[–]huntewiden 0 points1 point ago

Too soon.

[–]Ahhlarry -2 points-1 points ago

Repost repost repost

[–]Mad_broccoli -2 points-1 points ago

REEEPOST!