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[–]TeddyMonsta 0 points1 point ago

This is a repostofarepostofarepostofarepostofarepostofarepost

Stahp.

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 1 point2 points ago

you just found that gif and you're simply dying to post it to reddit to share it with the rest of the class but guess what?

you're slow. everyone who matters has seen it.

get the fuck out.

[–]amuseddouche 0 points1 point ago

everyone who matters has seen it.

my mom has seen this post?

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt -1 points0 points ago

is that rhetorical? how the fuck would i know?

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[–]smokeyoulikeablunt 0 points1 point ago

redditors are not bullies

hahahaahahahaha holy shit

do you see, people over 30 who have been on reddit for the past 6 years?

do you see what you have done with your little inside jokes and your "community" and your catchphrases and your "hivemind"?

you've produced this drooling retard. this poor little child who truly believes, in his heart of hearts, that reddit is his secret club, and everybody's his friend.

he probably walks around asking people when the narwhal bacons, winking surreptitiously.

it's not his fault he's an idiot.

it's yours.

[–]brmmm -1 points0 points ago

This guy right here is a brave brave warrior. He has fought many a internet war. He forgets though, Reddit is not facebook. He believes that his long comments using offensive language is going to make him popular and look smart. This person thinks that he's funny. We all know he is just an arrogant prick trying to flex his internet muscles.

You don't belong here young one. Time to go home.

[–]smokeyoulikeablunt -1 points0 points ago

hm.

you're actually attempting discourse. i find that adorable.

look, little girl; your submission has 10 upvotes and 9 downvotes. i did my part to downvote, and leave a comment that likeminded people will see and be influenced by.

the sole purpose of being here was to make sure that your submission was downvoted sufficiently so trash like this won't show up on the front page and embarrass us.

now my job is done.

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[–]smokeyoulikeablunt -1 points0 points ago

i already told you what i was trying to do, and what i achieved from it.

nothing else you say matters. i only reply because it'd be rude not to. you took the effort to type all of that, but i haven't read any of it, because you don't matter.

you are only what you submit. i don't give a fuck about your screenname or your worldview.

so yeah i'm trying to be nice to you but you're falling to your knees and spreading yourself wide and begging me to fuck you, and no.

no i won't.

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[–]smokeyoulikeablunt -1 points0 points ago

don't need to read that comment.

you deleted your post. all that matters :D

[–]gilcaz 1 point2 points ago

[–]an_unusual_man -1 points0 points ago

It's cute you think redditors aren't bullies.

[–]Wholesaletrash -2 points-1 points ago

It's nazi that easy.