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[–]NotaMethAddict 22 points23 points ago

Nothing really mattress anymore :(

[–]DEFCON_TWO 11 points12 points ago

That's sofa-king funny.

[–]samx3i 6 points7 points ago

I think we can safely put this pun thread to bed.

[–]NotaMethAddict 7 points8 points ago

I don't know, let me sleep on it.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 2 points3 points ago

Are you firm on that?

[–]samx3i 2 points3 points ago

This is degrading into pillow talk.

[–]DEFCON_TWO 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I agree.

[–]KoreanTerran 1 point2 points ago

At least you're alive and not bed!

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 1 point2 points ago

Nothing really mattress

Anyone comfy

Nothing really mattress

Comfyyyyy

[–]sixtyt3 1 point2 points ago

Didn't you just copy this from the top thread from the last repost ? http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/jiu14/oh_so_sad/

[–]Roboticide 0 points1 point ago

Well, he is just one of Trapped_In_Reddit's alt accounts.

[–]NotaMethAddict 0 points1 point ago

That joke is years old, before Reddit even, I didn't copy anything from that thread.

[–]samx3i 9 points10 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
No one understands me 1com 51pts 3mos funny
Oh so sad :( 142coms 1315pts 1yr pics
Forever alone mattress 8coms 52pts 11mos pics

[–]EgotisticJesster 1 point2 points ago

This is amazing.

[–]deja-vu-comment -1 points0 points ago

He'll fit in on Reddit.

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[–]brandy606 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I you tried repositioning yourself to be straight

[–]FourthHalf 1 point2 points ago

You have to fold it

[–]Turbofat 1 point2 points ago

new york style

[–]PEN15_CLUB_CHAIRMAN -1 points0 points ago

Don't be sad, bed. I love you.

[–]cancerofthecancer 0 points1 point ago

I run a mattress rescue and rehabilitation center in Gainesville. You'll fit right in

[–]yay4videogames 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to tell from the picture, but if that's a queen sized mattress (60"x80"), then it can be squeezed into a 6-yard dumpster (dimensions 78"x80") without much folding.

[–]jmortus1126 0 points1 point ago

Didn't know mattresses were pedophiles...I'll show myself out

[–]zorospride 0 points1 point ago

It's okay mattress bro, we all love you here.

[–]iamagainstit 0 points1 point ago

don't be sad, sad Boxspring.

[–]shapeshiftingreptile 0 points1 point ago

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG

[–]Butt_Plug_Inspector 0 points1 point ago

it would probably fit in my old ladies snatch.

[–]cheeeo 0 points1 point ago

R E P O S T

[–]chain_chomp 0 points1 point ago

That's a depresser.

[–]RealStyrofom 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro

[–]Couldntdecideonaname -2 points-1 points ago

Nothing mattress I you can't fit comfortably anywhere!

[–]wallaberry -2 points-1 points ago

ha