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[–]kaajit 99 points100 points ago

You can curse on the internet, OP. It's ok.

[–]abledanger 34 points35 points ago

Louis CK sums this up very well.

Essentially, when you say 'f**k', I interpret that as 'fuck'. If you want me to think the word 'fuck', then take the responsibility and say it.

[–]rick2882 16 points17 points ago

fuck

[–]Cerfius 0 points1 point ago

i heard i can say fuck in this thread

so: fuck.

[–]UnsureAbsolute 6 points7 points ago

Wasn't that about the N word, though? Sorry for making you think the N word, by the way.

[–]bopie 2 points3 points ago

"S P F C CS MF T F T & T" - Blink 182

[–]kontraband421 0 points1 point ago

They kinda ripped that off of Carlin if I'm not mistaken.

[–]asherrd 0 points1 point ago

It was, but it works with any frowned upon word that is bleeped/abbreviated.

[–]8GB 2 points3 points ago

I'd think twice about this, I hear there's Cyber Police patrolling this area.

[–]nigrodamus7 4 points5 points ago

I know this is a weird thought, but hear me out. There should be an effort to re-edit national geographic and other nature programming with comedic and crass narration. I'd suggest Chris Rock, Sarah Silverman, Gilbert Gottfried, Jimmy Carr, and possibly Jeremy Clarkson.

[–]Powerfury 0 points1 point ago

Hello? Am I on the air? Fuck!

[–]xxThe_Artist 11 points12 points ago

read this in Doak's voice

[–]soulBit 3 points4 points ago

[–]noddwyd 2 points3 points ago

For some reason I heard Dave Chappelle's voice.

[–]MirriMaz 0 points1 point ago

Me too.

[–]Warb 174 points175 points ago

Damn nature you scary.

[–]coffeywithaY 63 points64 points ago

This scary nature gets pretty epic (it's a little boring in the beginning but it gets much, much better. It's worth it).

[–]probably-maybe 16 points17 points ago

That was an amazing video. Those bison did not give a fuck, and they got their calf back!

[–]coffeywithaY 8 points9 points ago

Right?! When I first watched it I thought they killed the calf.

[–]AtlasAnimated 3 points4 points ago

That calf got attacked by a crocodile and lions within the span of 5 minutes and got up and walked away, what the fuck have you done today :D

[–]MellowSeahorse 1 point2 points ago

It still probably died

[–]UnsureAbsolute 5 points6 points ago

That was awesome! I can't lie though, I was really hoping to see one of the lions get a little too close to the water. That'd be ironic.

[–]cherie_amour 3 points4 points ago

Wow!

[–]brunji 2 points3 points ago

This is literally INCREDIBLE. I really hope more people see this comment.

[–]shadmere 0 points1 point ago

That was fucking incredible.

[–]AUS_1706_bPd 30 points31 points ago

look that sonovabitch go, he hallin' ass.

[–]FancySkink 22 points23 points ago

That thing come by my house- I shoot it!

[–]brohouzer 4 points5 points ago

Oh look, that lil' rat-lookin' thing just got ate!

[–]iapplephoenix 0 points1 point ago

Damn, nature! You scary!

[–]danrennt98 16 points17 points ago

NSFAntelope

[–]--Repetitive-- 5 points6 points ago

AnteNOPE

[–]HoboInTheCorner 1 point2 points ago

It's funny, because that's the top comment on the video, too! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

[–]ItsMikeontheMic 0 points1 point ago

It's a Family Guy joke on literally EVERY nature video on YouTube.

Go ahead and check. I'll wait.

[–]richardjaguarheart 2 points3 points ago

You are what is wrong with the internet.

[–]bonytony21 107 points108 points ago

This video was just posted yesterday

[–]Lunchable_ 15 points16 points ago

[–]Downstroyer 10 points11 points ago

Yeah, I don't mind reposts... but come on, give it a few weeks before reposting.

[–]hairybarry 9 points10 points ago

Well I didn't see it yesterday : - (

[–]whereameye 20 points21 points ago

Yeah this shit is getting ridiculous. Do we need a repost the next damn day? Fuck you, OP.

[–]yeahHedid 32 points33 points ago

Hey everyone! Make sure you log into reddit every single damn day, so you don't piss this guy off.

[–]lime-red 7 points8 points ago

Some people don't log in each day?!

[–]yeahHedid 1 point2 points ago

I'm on here all the time, but I don't pretend to assume that that entitles me to a repost free reddit experience. Maybe the dude would be less likely to go full retard if he got out once in a while and didn't take reddit so seriously.

[–]fakeguy 2 points3 points ago

I know what you're trying to say but Reddit does have a way to sort by top posts this week. It's where I go when I manage to escape and miss out on a day or two. OP just wants those fake little internet points.

[–]socks 0 points1 point ago

Made my day yeaHedid. Cheers! Seems to be a culture of negativity periodically on Reddit, especially from those who contribute only comments and little else. This is the first I've seen the post and as much as I dislike seeing the same posts, people can simply downvote them if they've not seen them, rather than cry about them.

[–]StreetMailbox 3 points4 points ago

I WAS LOOKING for this fucking video for my girlfriend, and COULDN'T find it. Now I'm sitting here pooping... and here it is.

I am VERY grateful for this repost, just to say.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle -1 points0 points ago

Yeah OP, fuck you.

No seriously, fuck you.

Are you going to take today's top submissions and repost them tomorrow?"

God, i can't wait to see the recycled material I saw 10 hours ago.

[–]admdelta 1 point2 points ago

Seriously. Tomorrow there's gonna be a gif of this gif, just wait and see.

[–]virusporn 0 points1 point ago

Not only that, the gif is smaller and crappier than the video.

[–]alamodafthouse 1 point2 points ago

[–]dailybean2012 0 points1 point ago

Someone took a gif from 4gif that was posted from a video linked yesterday? Oh the humanity.

[–]MichaelApproved 1 point2 points ago

I browse on my phone and flip through just the pictures. I wouldn't have seen it if it wasn't made into a gif.

[–]r_hibbs 50 points51 points ago

So... a repost of something from yesterday AND you can't spell "surprise"? You seem like a great person.

[–]Almost_Ascended 6 points7 points ago

Hey, you expected intelligent people to do shit like this? Especially someone who uses profanity in the title for a totally unrelated thing? You expected too much I'm afraid.

[–]jpark343 0 points1 point ago

Initial author is a sodomite.

[–]azboy11 35 points36 points ago

Supplies, motherfucker!

[–]Linktank 16 points17 points ago

Sunrise, motherfucker!

[–]Whippoorwill01 17 points18 points ago

French Fries, motherfucker!

[–]CleverBoy1 16 points17 points ago

High Fives, motherfucker!

[–]SirTubz 12 points13 points ago

Snake eyes, Motherfucker!

[–]nuinbot 12 points13 points ago

Cherry pies, motherfucker!

[–]iloveanimalsmore 5 points6 points ago

Tie dyes, motherfucker.

[–]Mrs_Queequeg 5 points6 points ago

Everybody lies, motherfucker!

[–]AMegaSoreAss 2 points3 points ago

Revise, motherfucker!

[–]rick2882 0 points1 point ago

Socialize, other lurkers!

[–]InCauda 4 points5 points ago

FENTON!

[–]TheReginator 0 points1 point ago

JESUS CHRIST!

[–]mumbly__joe 3 points4 points ago

I usually like nice surprises. That, would not have been one of them.

[–]vicdman 3 points4 points ago

I thought this was Doakes :(...

[–]fgdncso 3 points4 points ago

surprise god damn it

[–]Altairk 2 points3 points ago

surprise

[–]fgdncso 0 points1 point ago

persisly

[–]imthehacker 20 points21 points ago

Really? Re-posted already? This was on the front page 2 days ago.

[–]LurkerTroll 14 points15 points ago

Yesterday

[–]Maelstrom07 0 points1 point ago

Do a barrel roll!!!

[–]erikmcginnis 2 points3 points ago

yeah long distance doesn't mean anything to a cheetah... he doesn't have to chase you for long before you're overtaken... and that camouflage is amazing

[–]m3l0n 2 points3 points ago

This isn't even funny, and this was posted yesterday.

[–]erikmcginnis 6 points7 points ago

reminds me just how physically weak humans are compared to just about ever other animal our size...

[–]Brody3K 1 point2 points ago

That's pretty useless out in the wild.

[–]counselforthedevil 5 points6 points ago

it's not actually. You find a big male kudu with heavy horns and you run after it. It sprints away. You follow it. It sprints away again. You're carrying water and able to sweat from all over your body. You follow it. It sprints away. You follow it. Some time later the African sun causes it to overheat so it literally can't run anymore and you walk up and slit its throat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o

[–]kontraband421 0 points1 point ago

Persistence hunting FTW!

[–]Elanthius 0 points1 point ago

I didn't think there was any evidence that anyone seriously used this strategy to hunt. I think there are some African tribes that still do it but it's just a ceremonial thing. The calorie cost from running for 5 hours straight or whatever it is is way higher than what you get out of eating a long horse.

[–]thetalkinghawk 1 point2 points ago

That's why we invented guns.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 0 points1 point ago

I think you need to re-assess what useless means.

[–]lsguk 0 points1 point ago

Very interesting read. Thank you.

[–]bitwiseshiftleft 0 points1 point ago

"Any animal on earth" is a bit of a stretch. Horses are pretty good runners. In those human vs horse marathons, the horses are carrying riders, and even so they usually win. Maybe if it's really hot out.

[–]gohugezero 3 points4 points ago

Sedentary humans.

[–]iamagainstit 2 points3 points ago

In hot weather we can outrun pretty much every other animal over long distances, also we can throw things, which gives us pretty much the best ranged attack in nature.

[–]mojobytes 2 points3 points ago

Plus if I had to do a tug of war with a horse I'd shoot it first, horses can't do that...God help us when they can

[–]goofball_jones 0 points1 point ago

Plus, we have brains that let us invent things like houses and cars and air conditioners so we don't have to go outside and get eaten by a leopard.

And the range we can throw things so far is on the outer edges of the solar system at the heliosheath, as Voyager 1 is crossing over into interstellar space.

Science, bitches!

[–]beefnchicken 1 point2 points ago

I heard somewhere that a full grown man is stronger than a horse. proportionally, of course.

[–]iamagainstit 2 points3 points ago

in hot weather, a fit human can out run a horse over long distances.

[–]scoyne15 3 points4 points ago

So...who is going to photoshop Dexter's face on the cheetah and Doakes face on the... antelope I want to say?

[–]SgtJamesDoakes 4 points5 points ago

I WAS REINCARNATED INTO A MOTHERFUCKING CHEETA!

[–]QuickAGiantRabbit 7 points8 points ago

Isn't this a repost?

[–]sargassum 112 points113 points ago

THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!!

QUICKLY, ANYONE WHO WAS ENJOYING THIS THREE-SECOND .GIF:

STOP IMMEDIATELY

THIS IS A REPOST!!! THE ONLY WAY TO CURE THE NEW-FOUND HURT IN YOUR BUTT IS TO BECOME OUTRAGED AND INDIGNANT!!!

EVEN IF IT IS NEW TO YOU, THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO LET THIS GRIEVOUS INJUSTICE CONTINUE!!!

THANK YOU, INTERNET HERO, FOR BRINGING THIS TO THE ATTENTION OF THE COMMON FOLK!!!

A RULE OF THUMB: IF YOU DID NOT PERSONALLY RECORD THE VIDEO WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOURS, IT IS NOT WORTHY OF THE REDDIT COMMUNITYS HIGH STANDARDS.

I HOPE OP DOES THE HONORABLE THING AND TAKES HIS OWN LIFE. A RITUALISTIC SUICIDE IS THE ONLY WAY TO RIGHT THAT WHICH HE HAS WRONGED.

[–]optimus_ginny 28 points29 points ago

This seems like an appropriate response.

[–]Pit_of_Death 3 points4 points ago

Hell yeah it is. This guy/gal is my hero. Repost whiners could use a heavy dose of abusive sarcasm.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 0 points1 point ago

It's pretty annoying when you see it everyday.

You get tires of sifting through reposts at the front page. But in this case, it's that he reposted it from yesterday.

[–]whyoulittle 0 points1 point ago

hey, don't piss him off yeah.

[–]cookmesome 0 points1 point ago

FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 5 FRIENDS AND YOUR SECRET ADMIRER WILL CALL YOU. IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO YOU WILL RECEIVE REPOSTS.

[–]gnarlysaurus 5 points6 points ago

It's new to me.

[–]Riding_Bears_ 4 points5 points ago

Shame on us for not seeing it yesterday

[–]Crim91 5 points6 points ago

EVERYTHING IS A REPOST. FUCKING GET USED TO IT.

[–]Vixt -1 points0 points ago

Even our lives.

[–]Amberleaf 1 point2 points ago

So what if it is, it's a 3 second gif of a recently posted video and I like it.

Now go and complain about something worth complaining about.

[–]HippieScience 4 points5 points ago

It aint easy being cheesy

[–]Ta1p4n 0 points1 point ago

I hear Neil Peart's a decent drummer.

[–]fliptonic 0 points1 point ago

You just know somehow a pack of these setup the whole thing. Scared them, then had a few waiting in the bushes waiting to attack. Brilliant.

[–]thegreatchancho 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is a leopard, in which case it was most likely acting alone.

[–]fliptonic 0 points1 point ago

Holy Shit, so something else triggered this and he was waiting? Waaaaaht?

[–]AFatDarthVader 2 points3 points ago

He probably saw the herd and spent hours positioning himself. He got lucky that they ran towards him, but his plan was likely to try and sneak up on an old, sick, or younger one and surprise it.

[–]pamcgoo 1 point2 points ago

Come on somebody just posted this yesterday, at least wait a couple weeks to repost. http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/10v70u/incredible_leopard_kill_caught_on_camera/

[–]barsofham 1 point2 points ago

I had to watch three times to see where that came from.

[–]lsguk 0 points1 point ago

I thought it had just tripped over at first!

[–]Guppy1975 0 points1 point ago

Ragdoll physics in reverse.

[–]Name_Not_Available 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a rally car to fly over that hill and crush one of them, didn't even see the cheetah the first time.

[–]zanhoshi 0 points1 point ago

That is the very definition of "death grip".

[–]quin_wa 2 points3 points ago

I didnt laugh, I went OH SHIT and showed it to everyone in the room

[–]drunkmatt 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to "the edge" (a Toronto radio station) today and the host kept talking about this exact scene saying "damn nature you crazy! hahaha like on that tv show family guy" ... But now I just think he is a redditor and he messed up "Damn nature, you scary!"

[–]Jowgenz 1 point2 points ago

And here I was hoping a certain angry black man was going to pop out instead.

[–]manly_shade_of_pink 1 point2 points ago

I wanna see PETA defend that!

[–]carsinogen 0 points1 point ago

It just keeps going.

[–]leilalover -1 points0 points ago

Who else read this in Dave Chappelle's voice?

[–]Cat_Boy 0 points1 point ago

Anyone have the video to this?

[–]Anonymous_Leopard 1 point2 points ago

[–]skipmadrid 0 points1 point ago

Runlikabossrunlikabossrunlikabo~ OH SHIT!!!!

[–]robbiefreeze 0 points1 point ago

Awesome.

[–]skiingbeing 0 points1 point ago

Does a video exist of this? Leopard? Cheetah? Cheeto?

[–]fashioninthe90s -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else read the title in Dave Chappell's voice?

[–]ZeppelinJ0 0 points1 point ago

He cleans up the body real quick.

[–]Zaha2011 -1 points0 points ago

That is exactly what my cat does to my feet when she's hiding under the bed. I go down just as fast as the prey too.

[–]western78 -1 points0 points ago

Well played sir!

[–]jp_lolo 1 point2 points ago

i'd be scared to have to catch my dinner like that

[–]hatebeingAcop -1 points0 points ago

I would say surprise, definitely, and opportunity are probably the top three misspelled words. No proof of any kind or basis in fact but it's true.

[–]initialsdrummer -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for censoring the curse word. I'm glad you realized that cheetahs are civil and do not condone in vulgar language.

[–]MAN_IN_BATSUIT -1 points0 points ago

IT'S A TRAP!

[–]Rydea -1 points0 points ago

ooooh...nature you scary!

[–]anmoyunos 1 point2 points ago

This is the internet. You can swear here.

[–]braxt360 0 points1 point ago

Wow I figured some would make this a gif but damn that was fast.

[–]willsfc 0 points1 point ago

Run Like an Antelope.. Out of Control..

[–]Pit_of_Death 1 point2 points ago

Whine, whine, whine. Who cares if it's a repost? There are people who haven't seen it.

[–]Roflkopt3r -1 points0 points ago

What's up with this Reddit (or just US-American?) tendency to put a "motherfucker" everywhere?

[–]Smilehate 0 points1 point ago

If I think of it as a sly portmanteau of "supper" and "rise", I don't mind this word too much. If, on the other hand, I think of it as a simple matter of proofreading your two-word post title, I fucking hate you and kind of wish you were trampled by antelope into the waiting jaws of a lioness.

[–]cream_fraiche -1 points0 points ago

this has quite literally been posted 3 times in the last 2 days. and nowwww downvote me to shit

[–]AteTheTuna -1 points0 points ago

bit sad

[–]xNGaPuNiShEr 0 points1 point ago

DAMN Nature you scary.

[–]Touchmeyesss 0 points1 point ago

Aw man, the title of the thread had me hoping it was going to be an epic Doakes thread

[–]shankmcgee 0 points1 point ago

I remember the first time this was posted on reddit...

[–]DawnOfTheTruth 1 point2 points ago

That, I must say was some skill. Also a little bit of luck, unless that was a regular trail.

[–]Dyrekt 1 point2 points ago

The infamous leopard suplex captured on film

[–]A_Lurker_Appears 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]high5forLondonKeys 1 point2 points ago

Got my hopes up; I was expecting a Sergeant Doakes post. OP, please show yourself out.

[–]Anonymous_Leopard 1 point2 points ago

This is much better as a GIF

[–]Pleionosis 0 points1 point ago

[–]somethingcool 0 points1 point ago

Predation, bitch!

[–]Viper_H -1 points0 points ago

1400 karma for a repost.

Fuck you OP.

[–]Pons_Asinorum 0 points1 point ago

Scoping hoping...

[–]FoxhoundEmployee 0 points1 point ago

Shoryuken!

[–]Epix115 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was a crocodile. then I thought: how the fuck could it jump so high?

[–]monkeychipsx2 0 points1 point ago

This is how you hunt for perfectly normal beast.

[–]PSFalcon 0 points1 point ago

Great repost

[–]SLICK_EDITOR -1 points0 points ago

How the FUCK is this even remotely considered funny?

There is literally nothing funny about it.

[–]EddyJawbreaker 1 point2 points ago

Motherfucking Campers

[–]marshall19 0 points1 point ago

Does this really have to be reposted so soon?

[–]retrospectr3 1 point2 points ago

[–]MikeNeil91 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, i never even saw it on the floor the first time around!

[–]vahep 0 points1 point ago

I'm more surprised of the smoothness of the GIF

[–]Pistolfist 0 points1 point ago

Man, I've never seen a big cat get their food for so little effort. This dude needs to bring out a book and the notoriously lame-at-hunting tigers need to read it.

[–]TheStruggleWithin 0 points1 point ago

I love fast food

[–]khorny 0 points1 point ago

Does this remind anyone else of british bull dog in hockey practice?

[–]Fr4t 0 points1 point ago

Were the "**" really necessary? I mean, we're on the internet, motherfucker!

[–]vipercookienova 0 points1 point ago

daaaaammmmmmnnnnnn nature you scary!

[–]Nateh8sYou 0 points1 point ago

Shoryuken!

[–]GretzkytheWonderDog 0 points1 point ago

Shit. I fucking hate it when I'm just galloping in the middle of an African plain, and out of nowhere, A FUCKING CHEETAH COMES OUT AND MAULS ME.

[–]KingBee 0 points1 point ago

[–]ThBurninator 0 points1 point ago

Ain't no one mess with the motherfuckin' Cheetah!

[–]and69 0 points1 point ago

why me, ohhhh, why me????

[–]minglepeter 0 points1 point ago

this is not funny

[–]ZaphodXZaphod 0 points1 point ago

Wan't this just posted in video format yesterday?

[–]jpark343 0 points1 point ago

My grandma actually emailed me this a week ago. Hope that puts things in perspective OP.

[–]elehl 0 points1 point ago

repost. fuck you, OP.

[–]HawkyCZ 0 points1 point ago

Now we know where from they got the inspiration for a certain wrestling finishing move.

[–]SchizophrenicDog 0 points1 point ago

Little did they know.

[–]Quick11 0 points1 point ago

Do you think he saw home coming? It's body moved in an odd direction. Like as if he had thrown all of his strength into jumping back on his hind legs.

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

I guess being reborn as an antelope isn't the worst thing that karma can bring.

-Bad Luck Brian

[–]PerfectWhiteRussian 1 point2 points ago

Reposts. Pussies out on swearing. Still gets 1400 upvotes.

and im just sitting here masturbating.

[–]MakkaCha 0 points1 point ago

wtf stupid deer. I have been watching this for 5 minutes now, when is the deer going to realize that there is a reopard there. Made me laugh really hard all 5 minutes.
I would have choked the reopard

[–]Dankycheese 0 points1 point ago

Motherfucker

[–]Ossentjuk 0 points1 point ago

FRIES MOTHAFUCKA

[–]CaptainPeppers 0 points1 point ago

Like many others, I came expecting Sgt. Doakes. Even after the deer got caught, I was expecting Doakes.

No Doakes. No Doakes at all.

[–]whatissky 0 points1 point ago

I just thought this was gonna have fucking doakes in it, I kept waiting for him and missed the cheetah the first 3 times.

[–]alfdog5755 0 points1 point ago

cheetah used quick attack....it was super effective!

[–]geekbinge 0 points1 point ago

Now this guy knows a surprise party.