SUPRISE MOTHERF**KER

kaajit · 2012-10-05T05:19:25+00:00

You can curse on the internet, OP. It's ok.

xxThe_Artist · 2012-10-05T05:15:43+00:00

read this in Doak's voice

Warb · 2012-10-05T02:31:28+00:00

Damn nature you scary.

bonytony21 · 2012-10-05T05:25:55+00:00

This video was just posted yesterday

r_hibbs · 2012-10-05T05:34:27+00:00

So... a repost of something from yesterday AND you can't spell "surprise"? You seem like a great person.

azboy11 · 2012-10-05T04:50:06+00:00

Supplies, motherfucker!

InCauda · 2012-10-05T05:26:38+00:00

FENTON!

mumbly__joe · 2012-10-05T04:58:01+00:00

I usually like nice surprises. That, would not have been one of them.

vicdman · 2012-10-05T06:15:21+00:00

I thought this was Doakes :(...

Omnipotent_Hamster · 2012-10-05T06:17:17+00:00

C'mon guys, I love reposts.

fgdncso · 2012-10-05T07:16:02+00:00

surprise god damn it

imthehacker · 2012-10-05T05:16:10+00:00

Really? Re-posted already? This was on the front page 2 days ago.

Maelstrom07 · 2012-10-05T04:12:15+00:00

Do a barrel roll!!!

erikmcginnis · 2012-10-05T05:40:19+00:00

yeah long distance doesn't mean anything to a cheetah... he doesn't have to chase you for long before you're overtaken... and that camouflage is amazing

Passive_Roadrunner · 2012-10-05T05:51:03+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sXlaBa75Iw

m3l0n · 2012-10-05T06:21:34+00:00

This isn't even funny, and this was posted yesterday.

erikmcginnis · 2012-10-05T03:54:50+00:00

reminds me just how physically weak humans are compared to just about ever other animal our size...

scoyne15 · 2012-10-05T05:47:53+00:00

So...who is going to photoshop Dexter's face on the cheetah and Doakes face on the... antelope I want to say?

SgtJamesDoakes · 2012-10-05T06:02:31+00:00

I WAS REINCARNATED INTO A MOTHERFUCKING CHEETA!

QuickAGiantRabbit · 2012-10-05T05:12:12+00:00

Isn't this a repost?

HippieScience · 2012-10-05T04:45:31+00:00

It aint easy being cheesy

fliptonic · 2012-10-05T05:01:48+00:00

You just know somehow a pack of these setup the whole thing. Scared them, then had a few waiting in the bushes waiting to attack. Brilliant.

pamcgoo · 2012-10-05T05:30:42+00:00

Come on somebody just posted this yesterday, at least wait a couple weeks to repost. http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/10v70u/incredible_leopard_kill_caught_on_camera/

barsofham · 2012-10-05T04:47:44+00:00

I had to watch three times to see where that came from.

Guppy1975 · 2012-10-05T04:51:55+00:00

Ragdoll physics in reverse.

Name_Not_Available · 2012-10-05T05:03:41+00:00

I was expecting a rally car to fly over that hill and crush one of them, didn't even see the cheetah the first time.

zanhoshi · 2012-10-05T05:04:47+00:00

That is the very definition of "death grip".

quin_wa · 2012-10-05T05:05:08+00:00

I didnt laugh, I went OH SHIT and showed it to everyone in the room

drunkmatt · 2012-10-05T05:05:15+00:00

I was listening to "the edge" (a Toronto radio station) today and the host kept talking about this exact scene saying "damn nature you crazy! hahaha like on that tv show family guy" ... But now I just think he is a redditor and he messed up "Damn nature, you scary!"

Jowgenz · 2012-10-05T05:06:08+00:00

And here I was hoping a certain angry black man was going to pop out instead.

manly_shade_of_pink · 2012-10-05T05:12:26+00:00

I wanna see PETA defend that!

carsinogen · 2012-10-05T05:16:44+00:00

It just keeps going.

leilalover · 2012-10-05T05:22:24+00:00

Who else read this in Dave Chappelle's voice?

Cat_Boy · 2012-10-05T05:23:47+00:00

Anyone have the video to this?

skipmadrid · 2012-10-05T05:25:30+00:00

Runlikabossrunlikabossrunlikabo~ OH SHIT!!!!

robbiefreeze · 2012-10-05T05:26:11+00:00

Awesome.

skiingbeing · 2012-10-05T05:26:11+00:00

Does a video exist of this? Leopard? Cheetah? Cheeto?

fashioninthe90s · 2012-10-05T05:28:53+00:00

Anyone else read the title in Dave Chappell's voice?

ZeppelinJ0 · 2012-10-05T05:29:18+00:00

He cleans up the body real quick.

Zaha2011 · 2012-10-05T05:35:38+00:00

That is exactly what my cat does to my feet when she's hiding under the bed. I go down just as fast as the prey too.

western78 · 2012-10-05T05:36:17+00:00

Well played sir!

jp_lolo · 2012-10-05T05:40:38+00:00

i'd be scared to have to catch my dinner like that

hatebeingAcop · 2012-10-05T05:48:48+00:00

I would say surprise, definitely, and opportunity are probably the top three misspelled words. No proof of any kind or basis in fact but it's true.

initialsdrummer · 2012-10-05T05:50:13+00:00

Thank you for censoring the curse word. I'm glad you realized that cheetahs are civil and do not condone in vulgar language.

MAN_IN_BATSUIT · 2012-10-05T05:54:37+00:00

IT'S A TRAP!

Rydea · 2012-10-05T05:55:14+00:00

ooooh...nature you scary!

anmoyunos · 2012-10-05T05:57:33+00:00

This is the internet. You can swear here.

braxt360 · 2012-10-05T06:05:09+00:00

Wow I figured some would make this a gif but damn that was fast.

willsfc · 2012-10-05T06:12:34+00:00

Run Like an Antelope.. Out of Control..

Pit_of_Death · 2012-10-05T06:13:06+00:00

Whine, whine, whine. Who cares if it's a repost? There are people who haven't seen it.

Roflkopt3r · 2012-10-05T06:13:46+00:00

What's up with this Reddit (or just US-American?) tendency to put a "motherfucker" everywhere?

Smilehate · 2012-10-05T06:15:13+00:00

If I think of it as a sly portmanteau of "supper" and "rise", I don't mind this word too much. If, on the other hand, I think of it as a simple matter of proofreading your two-word post title, I fucking hate you and kind of wish you were trampled by antelope into the waiting jaws of a lioness.

cream_fraiche · 2012-10-05T06:17:29+00:00

this has quite literally been posted 3 times in the last 2 days. and nowwww downvote me to shit

AteTheTuna · 2012-10-05T06:18:24+00:00

bit sad

xNGaPuNiShEr · 2012-10-05T06:22:25+00:00

DAMN Nature you scary.

Touchmeyesss · 2012-10-05T06:22:30+00:00

Aw man, the title of the thread had me hoping it was going to be an epic Doakes thread

shankmcgee · 2012-10-05T06:29:59+00:00

I remember the first time this was posted on reddit...

DawnOfTheTruth · 2012-10-05T06:31:34+00:00

That, I must say was some skill. Also a little bit of luck, unless that was a regular trail.

Dyrekt · 2012-10-05T06:33:26+00:00

The infamous leopard suplex captured on film

A_Lurker_Appears · 2012-10-05T06:34:34+00:00

REPOST

high5forLondonKeys · 2012-10-05T06:35:55+00:00

Got my hopes up; I was expecting a Sergeant Doakes post. OP, please show yourself out.

Anonymous_Leopard · 2012-10-05T06:36:00+00:00

This is much better as a GIF

Jaadu · 2012-10-05T06:39:01+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sXlaBa75Iw

Pleionosis · 2012-10-05T06:40:37+00:00

Surprise Motherfucker

somethingcool · 2012-10-05T06:42:33+00:00

Predation, bitch!

Viper_H · 2012-10-05T06:43:15+00:00

1400 karma for a repost.

Fuck you OP.

Pons_Asinorum · 2012-10-05T06:43:31+00:00

Scoping hoping...

FoxhoundEmployee · 2012-10-05T06:48:00+00:00

Shoryuken!

Epix115 · 2012-10-05T06:48:58+00:00

I thought it was a crocodile. then I thought: how the fuck could it jump so high?

monkeychipsx2 · 2012-10-05T06:49:59+00:00

This is how you hunt for perfectly normal beast.

PSFalcon · 2012-10-05T06:50:37+00:00

Great repost

SLICK_EDITOR · 2012-10-05T06:52:03+00:00

How the FUCK is this even remotely considered funny?

There is literally nothing funny about it.

EddyJawbreaker · 2012-10-05T06:53:58+00:00

Motherfucking Campers

marshall19 · 2012-10-05T06:55:11+00:00

Does this really have to be reposted so soon?

retrospectr3 · 2012-10-05T06:55:49+00:00

SURPRISE

MikeNeil91 · 2012-10-05T06:58:30+00:00

Fuck, i never even saw it on the floor the first time around!

vahep · 2012-10-05T06:59:07+00:00

I'm more surprised of the smoothness of the GIF

Pistolfist · 2012-10-05T07:01:05+00:00

Man, I've never seen a big cat get their food for so little effort. This dude needs to bring out a book and the notoriously lame-at-hunting tigers need to read it.

TheStruggleWithin · 2012-10-05T07:01:56+00:00

I love fast food

khorny · 2012-10-05T07:02:53+00:00

Does this remind anyone else of british bull dog in hockey practice?

Fr4t · 2012-10-05T07:03:49+00:00

Were the "**" really necessary? I mean, we're on the internet, motherfucker!

vipercookienova · 2012-10-05T07:05:01+00:00

daaaaammmmmmnnnnnn nature you scary!

Nateh8sYou · 2012-10-05T07:07:35+00:00

Shoryuken!

GretzkytheWonderDog · 2012-10-05T07:07:43+00:00

Shit. I fucking hate it when I'm just galloping in the middle of an African plain, and out of nowhere, A FUCKING CHEETAH COMES OUT AND MAULS ME.

KingBee · 2012-10-05T07:10:04+00:00

Oh you fucking camping bitch!

ThBurninator · 2012-10-05T07:10:10+00:00

Ain't no one mess with the motherfuckin' Cheetah!

and69 · 2012-10-05T07:10:47+00:00

why me, ohhhh, why me????

minglepeter · 2012-10-05T07:13:17+00:00

this is not funny

ZaphodXZaphod · 2012-10-05T07:13:33+00:00

Wan't this just posted in video format yesterday?

jpark343 · 2012-10-05T07:15:14+00:00

My grandma actually emailed me this a week ago. Hope that puts things in perspective OP.

elehl · 2012-10-05T07:22:05+00:00

repost. fuck you, OP.

HawkyCZ · 2012-10-05T07:23:42+00:00

Now we know where from they got the inspiration for a certain wrestling finishing move.

SchizophrenicDog · 2012-10-05T07:26:53+00:00

Little did they know.

Quick11 · 2012-10-05T07:32:08+00:00

Do you think he saw home coming? It's body moved in an odd direction. Like as if he had thrown all of his strength into jumping back on his hind legs.

PalermoJohn · 2012-10-05T07:39:56+00:00

I guess being reborn as an antelope isn't the worst thing that karma can bring.

-Bad Luck Brian

PerfectWhiteRussian · 2012-10-05T07:41:05+00:00

Reposts. Pussies out on swearing. Still gets 1400 upvotes.

and im just sitting here masturbating.

MakkaCha · 2012-10-05T07:44:37+00:00

wtf stupid deer. I have been watching this for 5 minutes now, when is the deer going to realize that there is a reopard there. Made me laugh really hard all 5 minutes.
I would have choked the reopard

Dankycheese · 2012-10-05T07:47:19+00:00

Motherfucker

Ossentjuk · 2012-10-05T07:48:23+00:00

FRIES MOTHAFUCKA

CaptainPeppers · 2012-10-05T07:53:07+00:00

Like many others, I came expecting Sgt. Doakes. Even after the deer got caught, I was expecting Doakes.

No Doakes. No Doakes at all.

whatissky · 2012-10-05T07:54:28+00:00

I just thought this was gonna have fucking doakes in it, I kept waiting for him and missed the cheetah the first 3 times.

alfdog5755 · 2012-10-05T07:55:53+00:00

cheetah used quick attack....it was super effective!

jackdbunny · 2012-10-05T08:11:55+00:00

Here you go. I made you a present:

http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F57N2g.jpg&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DeAbOGuk4CPA&start=0

geekbinge · 2012-10-05T08:24:10+00:00

Now this guy knows a surprise party.

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