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Introspective Pug (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Quizzelbuck 377 points378 points ago

Just contemplating the pug life.

[–]icouldbewrongbut 171 points172 points ago

You can take the pug out the streets, but you can't the streets out the pug.

1love, homie

[–]NotVerySmarts 68 points69 points ago

Where my pugs at?

[–]BrosophicalBro 44 points45 points ago

At pug mansion.

[–]PhoenicianCzar 41 points42 points ago

Bone pug and harmony

[–]dafragsta 13 points14 points ago

Heh.. tha puggish ruggish bone.

Milkbone are you with me.

[–]awkwardisrelative 13 points14 points ago

On pug holiday.

[–]fuckyoubarry 11 points12 points ago

one eight seven on a muthapuggin cawwwwp

[–]Mac_Anu 13 points14 points ago

Bark with me now.

[–]WhereMyPugsAt 3 points4 points ago

I'm here straight puggin'

[–]iampug 4 points5 points ago

What do you want? I'm busy.

[–]Cynikal818 3 points4 points ago

(super relevant)[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkoB3EO5Xw]

this was the banger

[–]icouldbewrongbut 4 points5 points ago

They film that with one pixel, huh?

[–]Cynikal818 3 points4 points ago

DAE 90's

hahaha, dude...I was actually surprised that they had a video for it at all

[–]nauree -1 points0 points ago

More relevant to OP

[–]Rasser58 1 point2 points ago

can't the the streets?

[–]icouldbewrongbut 3 points4 points ago

That's just the wine talking. Pay no attention to the drunk in the corner.

[–]danrennt98 37 points38 points ago

It's true

[–]pU8O5E439Mruz47w 2 points3 points ago

I know it isn't a pug, but none shall ever compare to this one

[–]PuroMichoacan 9 points10 points ago

Life's a bitch...and he knows that.

[–]8GB 27 points28 points ago

He didn't choose the pug life, the pug life chose him.

[–]friendzonedbyreddit 2 points3 points ago

the Simpsons have already done that

[–]Nappyheaded 1 point2 points ago

What you have done. I viewed it.

[–]danbreezy 6 points7 points ago

I'll just leave this here.

http://everydayimpugglin.tumblr.com/

[–]paradoxial 0 points1 point ago

good. good.

[–]GaikokuJohn 1 point2 points ago

Middle class Pug. I should buy a new jacket.

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[–]Kkbow38 54 points55 points ago

But dude how did it end up in his hand again..

[–]numballover 72 points73 points ago

What if it was a second ball?

So now there is a ball that's just...out there...

[–]Halpful 56 points57 points ago

We have to go back!

[–]gagagita 12 points13 points ago

WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTT!

[–]BullshitUsername 9 points10 points ago

See you in another life, brotha.

[–]azazelswatcher 1 point2 points ago

Jesus Christ Marie!

[–]Gemini4t 8 points9 points ago

Wrong show.

[–]NotVerySmarts 12 points13 points ago

What if I told you that there is no ball?

[–]maxstolfe 8 points9 points ago

Shut up M. Night!

[–]dramaticlyreadsposts 7 points8 points ago

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03bwSP3b8fD

[–]comment_transcriber -4 points-3 points ago

Here is what the comment says in case Reddit goes down or you can't reach it:

But dude how did it end up in his hand again..

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[–]sexpasta 76 points77 points ago

I like it, hope to see more of introspective pug on reddit.

[–]PrinceWilliam13[S] 26 points27 points ago

Well thank you, kind stranger.

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 12 points13 points ago

I came to the comments hoping for more, and reddit did not deliver.

[–]JiiZZi 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps make your own?

[–]upvoteOrKittyGetsIt 1 point2 points ago

Preposterous!

[–]zoltar_says 2 points3 points ago

disagree

[–]ExplainsYourJoke 1 point2 points ago

agree to your disagreement.

[–]dylanzor 68 points69 points ago

super funny but inaccurate as hell, everyone who has ever had a pug knows they dont fetch lol

[–]spamandoreos 27 points28 points ago

Mine does. She loves it, actually.

[–]asdgfasdfasdfasdf 46 points47 points ago

Mine died with cashew chicken in his mouth in 2005. I think he died happy.

[–]dannyboi965 47 points48 points ago

jesus christ

[–]SharkMolester 59 points60 points ago

No, he said it was a pug.

[–]POWERFUCKER 5 points6 points ago

No, he said cashew chicken. It's a common mistake to mix it up with Jesus.

[–]iconoclaus 4 points5 points ago

you said it man.

[–]nikkukun 18 points19 points ago

This is how I want to die.

[–]Maxtrix07 14 points15 points ago

2005 as come and gone. You missed your due.

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 2 points3 points ago

Yessa, yessa 'e 'as.

[–]Bakilas 6 points7 points ago

Mine died a few years ago, choked to death on her food.

Died doing what she loved.

[–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi 14 points15 points ago

Choking.

[–]sephiroththeshisno 2 points3 points ago

Never felt so bad about laughing so hard.

[–]danrennt98 2 points3 points ago

our cat used to fetch paper balls

[–]MNorthey71 0 points1 point ago

Mine just chases the brat terrier around as it plays fetch. She just tries stealing it and keeping it for herself.

[–]gcso 2 points3 points ago

Not with a tennis ball, anyway.

[–]WalkerGFX 2 points3 points ago

It's true. We have a pug, he sleeps, eats, and poops, and wonders why you aren't scratching his itchy back

[–]waitwaitWhet 1 point2 points ago

This is true. My pug looks at me like wtf did you just throw that ball. Now if I toss a treat it's a WHOLE different ballgame. NOM!

[–]dylanzor 0 points1 point ago

omg you dont even have to toss the treat lol my pugs will sit at the pantry and bark for hours lol

[–]manwithnostomach 1 point2 points ago

I've noticed there's two types of pugs. There's the hyper, crazy as fuck, never calmed down pugs. Then there's the sweeter, kinda fat, loving pugs who just lay around most of the time.

The hyper ones fetch.

[–]dylanzor 0 points1 point ago

this is insightful and very true, but the sweeter kinda fat ones, in my experience have never been kinda but moreso inclined towards morbidly haha

[–]fansbobby 23 points24 points ago

Funniest advice animal ive ever seen holy shit you are a funny man PrinceWilliam13 whoever you are

[–]NoShirtNoShoesNoDice 27 points28 points ago

Obviously this guy

[–]PrinceWilliam13[S] 20 points21 points ago

Ah, so you've found my true identity...

[–]BullshitUsername 8 points9 points ago

Wasn't much of a disguise honestly

[–]laura_lee_meh 113 points114 points ago

This made me laugh.

[–]k4kuz0 110 points111 points ago

There should be an abbreviation for that sentiment...

[–]CODYsaurusREX 97 points98 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/MSeZn.gif

[–]danrennt98 50 points51 points ago

Also, how upvotes are made

[–]HabitOfCreature 40 points41 points ago

This looks like the worst ever 90's Nick Jr. commercial.

[–]LeDerpBau5MetaBacon 7 points8 points ago

It was made by a novelty account, I wonder if he's still around. It was entertaining.

[–]kilcunda 3 points4 points ago

What was the name of the novelty account? Now that you mention it, I'd love to see /u/shittywatercolor do an animation sometime!

[–]thetoethumb 4 points5 points ago

/u/shitty_watercolour

[–]kilcunda 1 point2 points ago

You have got to be kidding me... As an Australian myself I just assumed that 'shitty would have used the American spelling. My bad!

[–]LeDerpBau5MetaBacon 2 points3 points ago

God I honestly don't remember, something like paper animation I guess. Hard to remember but he/she did some good ones.

[–]njstein 22 points23 points ago

That just makes upvoting seem like wayyyy too much effort.

[–]Dr_Funkenstein_ 13 points14 points ago

Makes it seem like an extraordinary situation. What happens if you de-upvote? Does the dude with the upvote stick get it back? So many unanswered questions...

[–]SharkMolester 10 points11 points ago

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[–]MOFUNKY 3 points4 points ago

no... tell a joke..

[–]anusdestroyer2 1 point2 points ago

Knock knock.

[–]Jjunior130 0 points1 point ago

who's there?

[–]VortixTM 4 points5 points ago

Disappointment. There's no joke.

[–]Jackiedees 3 points4 points ago

Not exactly saving me any time bro.

[–]beaglemaster 1 point2 points ago

beautiful

[–]B0SSARU 6 points7 points ago

What about LML? Laughing mega loud? Will it catch?

[–]NotVerySmarts 15 points16 points ago

That's a Big Fat Mega No. (BFMN)

[–]Dr_Funkenstein_ 12 points13 points ago

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It won't happen.

[–]McGratts 1 point2 points ago

Its not going to catch on, the same way 'catch' isnt going to catch on as a replacement for 'catch on'.

[–]i_only_say_lol 4 points5 points ago

lol

[–]Jazzun 4 points5 points ago

mml (MML) actually seems kinda catchy

[–]Mike_Aurand 2 points3 points ago

TMML

[–]DudeWithTheNose -1 points0 points ago

no, TMNT.

[–]easterlingman 2 points3 points ago

lol

[–]carnifexmetal 1 point2 points ago

Tmml?

[–]Golanlan 1 point2 points ago

Maybe TMML?

[–]ToInfinity_MinusOne 2 points3 points ago

That's so funny!

[–]cap10quarterz 4 points5 points ago

Jake?

[–]iKidCudi 6 points7 points ago

SOMEONE FIND THE TEMPLATE!

[–]PrinceWilliam13[S] 22 points23 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/g3LfB.jpg

There you go :)

[–]tryple5soul 24 points25 points ago

dang it man put words on that penis

[–]BeMoreCareful 3 points4 points ago

ain't nothin' but a thang.

[–]ClinTrojan -1 points0 points ago

ain't nobody got time fo dat!

[–]Argdiesel 0 points1 point ago

Awesomesauce

[–]IHaveAStory 15 points16 points ago

It was Friday again, I love Fridays. It is when my owner takes me to the big grassy area and we play games. I was so excited waiting for my owner to get home I laid on the floor waiting for him. As so as he came in the door I was right there, right next to him, ready to go roll in the grass.

Yes!!! Here we go! My owner just got the leash!

Ok. So we got to the grassy area and my owner brought a ball. This made me so excited. I was making all sorts of sniffling noises and jumping around. My owner liked this because he threw the ball many times for me and I quickly ran it down and brought it back every time. I don't know though, right towards the end my owner threw the ball but I lost it right away. So I went to go find it but I could not, so I looked back at my owner and he had the ball. I know he is powerful and can do things like make the water come out of the hose and close the gates in ways that I can not figure out, but still, to make the ball appear back in his hand is amazing. But I wonder if maybe he did not get the ball back. Maybe I failed and he lovingly just brought out another.

I don't know. I don't know.

[–]veronicalake4 3 points4 points ago

i knew from the second i saw this pic that it would soon be a meme

[–]Heroshade 3 points4 points ago

You can't dwell on stuff like that, boy.

[–]calicojones 5 points6 points ago

"They were right. I just don't get these new tricks."

[–]epithelia 4 points5 points ago

This is amazing. Rarely do advice animals make me laugh... but this one made me laugh out loud.

[–]theheartbreakpug 2 points3 points ago

:(

[–]EpiCuban 0 points1 point ago

One of life's more serious dilemmas.

[–]makethataradiopromo 2 points3 points ago

The Introspective Pug

[–]NuclearMiner 2 points3 points ago

Sigh Why do I even bother?

[–]Kamakazi1 6 points7 points ago

Ctrl f "pug life"

Yep, been posted already. I can go now.

[–]BeMoreCareful 4 points5 points ago

ctrl f "won" "debate"

I'm staying for a while. It's nice in here.

[–]EminGH 3 points4 points ago

CTRL + F "I'm staying for a while. It's nice in here." WAS NOT DISAPPOINT

[–]fiction8 -1 points0 points ago

won" "debate

[–]WombatDominator 2 points3 points ago

I think pugs are the ugliest dogs in the world. There, I said it.

[–]creativetriad 5 points6 points ago

I think your face is the ugliest face in the world. There, I said it.

[–]DayZPvP 3 points4 points ago

I think your face is the said face in the world. There, I ugliest it.

[–]Tadpolish 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that's the point. Pugs are so ugly that they're fucking adorable.

[–]savekristinstewart 1 point2 points ago

could also be emo pug

[–]PrinceWilliam13[S] 0 points1 point ago

I like how you think.

[–]parhelic 1 point2 points ago

You win at memes, good sir. //smug elitism

[–]friendzonedbyreddit 4 points5 points ago

I didn't choose the Pug Life... Pug Life chose me

[–]meds_not_working 0 points1 point ago

thank you for making me smile.

[–]mybipolarpony -1 points0 points ago

best meme in a while

[–]Glenntertain -1 points0 points ago

I had a bunch of really good pug puns, but I see you guys already took care of them.

[–]Shardwing 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else read this in a certain voice of John DiMaggio's?

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else read 
this in a certain voice of 
John DiMaggio's?

[–]Shardwing 2 points3 points ago

I like you new friend

Don't believe you're a robot

Creative, at least.

[–]Champion_of_Gnomes 1 point2 points ago

Was listening to Chopin nocturne when I saw this. Could not have been more perfect.

[–]CGord -1 points0 points ago

This is beautiful on more levels than I can describe. Bravo.

[–]friendzonedbyreddit 1 point2 points ago

Baby cuz I'm a Pug... All day every day, Baby cuz I'm a Pug

[–]Ffdmatt 0 points1 point ago

It's about time reddit recognized the awesomeness of dogs. About damn time.

[–]ATHIESTSIZSMART 1 point2 points ago

That's actually pretty sad. I've owned a lot of pugs, and they definitely wear their heart on their face. I can tell that pug rarely gets played with, walked, and there might be a small amount of abuse going on. His coat gives this away as well.. he definitely isn't thrilled with life, that's for sure. Fucking redditor faggot. You name the time and place and I'll split your fucking head open bitch. You should see my pugs, they are happy. And you can tell.

[–]MrLaughter 1 point2 points ago

Meme fight!

[–]Valosarapper 0 points1 point ago

Does this guy remind anyone else of Steve Buscemi?

[–]Massive_Conquistador -1 points0 points ago

Why is it that every time there's a dog meme, the "fake-throw" joke is used with every one of them

[–]fresham 0 points1 point ago

This totally reminds me of Wilfred.

[–]iishmael 0 points1 point ago

Pensive Pug

[–]TrickOrBanana 0 points1 point ago

PhilosoPug

[–]SeikoTime -1 points0 points ago

AHAHAHAHHAH. this joke again.

[–]JonnyBrah 0 points1 point ago

Wow...the first thing that came to mind when I saw that dog is...diabetus. :(

[–]Counterdog12 0 points1 point ago

So did I

[–]th3b3arj3w 0 points1 point ago

He chose the pug life. The pug life didn't choose him.

[–]HayHaxor 0 points1 point ago

This meme is going places.

[–]BoredIntellectial 0 points1 point ago

I read this as Jake's voice from Adventure Time.

[–]meatyjuan 0 points1 point ago

I hate these meme things, I dont really get them. But I fucking love this :)

[–]Ahhlarry 0 points1 point ago

Best meme I've seen in a long time

[–]riseagainst2615 0 points1 point ago

I read that with Tommy Chongs voice.

[–]NotGonnaPayYou 0 points1 point ago

Man...

[–]Argdiesel 0 points1 point ago

Upvoted because I have a pug.

[–]fiction8 0 points1 point ago

Depressed Pug imo, not Introspective.

[–]leea13 1 point2 points ago

I guess ur never gonna know now..

[–]PurppleHaze 1 point2 points ago

I love this.

[–]themustardtiger -1 points0 points ago

Throw the ball, Ryan

[–]SaintsSixteen -1 points0 points ago

that pug sounds kinda baked

[–]Dev1ousPengu1n 1 point2 points ago

I love Introspective Pug!

[–]Iceberg33 2 points3 points ago

I like the name "Pondering Pug" better.

[–]dasunterseeboot -1 points0 points ago

Helen Keller had a pet pug, be kind of pointless for it to learn to fetch. I wonder what her mental concept of a dog was. Definitely have a fantasy of seeing a porno starring a deaf and blind woman. Be funny if you see her led into the room by her "caretaker" with a confused look on her face and when she is asked if she understands where she is and fully consents to do porn her caretaker does the lines on the palm thing and she does it back and he says "yes" and she holds up her drivers license which shows she just turned 18 last month and you see her look around wildly and she is stripped and lets out moans which show she is fucking terrified even though the caretaker says "those are her happy moans!" and her moans intensify as she gets wildly fucked and her caretaker puts out his hand which she wildly writes on and he just laughs and says "haha, she says "I'm cumming! I'm cumming! Fuck me harder!" and you see her hand wildly grasp for his as he lets go. There is a really weird and abrupt edit and on the behind the scenes feature on the dvd you find out it is casue she started crying and vomiting all over herself and the actor.

This was the most informative and accurate comment here. Why was it deleted?

[–]zuggles 1 point2 points ago

i really like this.

[–]ForcedBeef 0 points1 point ago

but like if he threw it, would I chase it, man?

[–]Alex7302 -2 points-1 points ago

Finally!! Pugs+memes?! We could power countries with the amount of awesome that this is putting out!!

[–]gary_x -2 points-1 points ago

I will choose to only view this as a Blow Up reference because that makes it absolutely perfect.

[–]dnd515 1 point2 points ago

I would enjoy a much more Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men type of speech for this meme. Just because.... it kinda looks like him.

[–]neonwelpz 0 points1 point ago

I can't believe I didn't notice that until you mentioned it, that IS Tommy Lee Jones!

[–]TheReigningSupreme 0 points1 point ago

So many feels from this picture.

[–]captainotto -2 points-1 points ago

That would be retrospective.

[–]Racepace -2 points-1 points ago

needs a higher res of the pic

[–]the12ofSpades -2 points-1 points ago

I approve of this meme.

[–]doismellbacon -2 points-1 points ago

please make this a meme, i love pugs. they are like, fat.

[–]Fhouse 0 points1 point ago

I would have upvoted for the funny title alone, but the 100th time repeated joke killed it. This sucks.

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[–]hollywoodbob 3 points4 points ago

They can grip it by the husk.

[–]Byrkmire -5 points-4 points ago

He didn't choose the pug life, the pug life chose him.

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