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[–]Darth_Remus 24 points25 points ago

And that is why we don't fuck with koalas.

[–]32koala 6 points7 points ago

damn straight

[–]NomadofExile[!] 9 points10 points ago

Fucking drop bears.

[–]lacksimagination 22 points23 points ago

Alright...who's the jackass who filled the water tower up with gasoline?

[–]misreadsignals 5 points6 points ago

Vladamir Putin

[–]OneRedDelicious 17 points18 points ago

Putin?

[–]Quinke 1 point2 points ago

Came here for photoshop. Was a little disappointed.

[–]deja-vu-comment 30 points31 points ago

Ugly americans great show

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[–]gigashadowwolf 10 points11 points ago

Suck my balls.

[–]smellthyscrote -1 points0 points ago

Put your cheeks into it.

[–]jaytorade -1 points0 points ago

Eat my cheese.

[–]A_Giant_midget 5 points6 points ago

Poor Doug

[–]Mitchadactyl 5 points6 points ago

You mean Cesar Rodriguez.

[–]dhp1161 2 points3 points ago

by far my favorite episode

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

I like how the far shot of the alley makes it look like he's not even hitting the bird.........

[–]futuremarine213 -1 points0 points ago

I'm not clicking that. Lol

[–]1stgamer 0 points1 point ago

It's exactly what he says it is

[–]EmperorSofa 5 points6 points ago

They canceled it to make room for Brickleberry.

I shit you not.

[–]thebeattakesme 3 points4 points ago

what!? no!

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

While both are funny, I would pick Ugly Americans over Brickleberry everytime.

I mean it had potential, but the fact that Tosh is voicing a side character killed most of that.

[–]TheSpiffySpaceman 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did with the comment there.

....are you Trapped_In_Reddit?

[–]ZionsAssassin25 5 points6 points ago

Needs more Vladimir Putin.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 7 points8 points ago

[–]watchesyousleep[S] 4 points5 points ago

Thanks. didn't know about /r/HIFW

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 4 points5 points ago

And now you do. My job is done here, citizen. flies away

[–]A_Giant_midget 4 points5 points ago

Crashes into pole, flips over and explodes into a hundred tires.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 4 points5 points ago

...I'm not good at dramatic exits.

[–]1cpop 1 point2 points ago

Yet he still manages to talk...

[–]dmkelly 11 points12 points ago

This kills the Animaniacs

[–]googlezurusername 2 points3 points ago

Yea..definitely yea

[–]berwald89 3 points4 points ago

Second best show ever

[–]cr1spybacon 2 points3 points ago

Cool guys don't look at explosions

[–]MystX 0 points1 point ago

They blow things up, then they walk away.

[–]angelozdark 2 points3 points ago

But its Friday, Friday, EVERYONE HAS FUN ON FUCKING FRIDAY

[–]heavyhebrew 0 points1 point ago

Lookin forward to the weekend!

OR

I know this is crazy and I just met you but here's my number, so call me, maybe?

OR

You don't know you're beautiful and that's what makes you beautiful.

Fridays are for vapid lyrics, boobs and gettin fucked up.

[–]Adagi 1 point2 points ago

Fun Fact : Your ears will ring from that loud explosion, you would probably freak out and walk less calmly.

[–]coprolite_hobbyist 14 points15 points ago

Not so fun fact: a lit cigarette is a really unreliable way to light a pool of gasoline. What is most likely to happen is that it falls into the puddle of gas and gets extinguished. Liquid gasoline is actually inflammable, it is the vapor that actually ignites and you need a spark or an open flame to do that.

Source: Science, bitches!

[–]kandive 17 points18 points ago

Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

[–]RabidRhino 3 points4 points ago

[–]Nicoleness 4 points5 points ago

You seem very koala-fied in explosives.

[–]Dr_Wreck 1 point2 points ago

The ember of the cigarette has to pass through the vapor to get to the liquid gasoline.

[–]whitewater09 0 points1 point ago

But then wouldn't the match just light the vapor before it lands in the liquid?

[–]EdithKeelerMustDie 0 points1 point ago

Even less fun fact: water towers are filled with water and don't explode

[–]jpiglet 2 points3 points ago

Why did the water tower explode?

[–]ford_racer 1 point2 points ago

Cool koalas don't look at explosions.

[–]prsarah87 1 point2 points ago

I almost thought he was going to turn into Putin at the end.

[–]xhephaestusx 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of a scene in the Stand by Steven King

[–]Dblaz3r 0 points1 point ago

That's actually more how I feel after taking a huge shit.

[–]Barely_adequate 0 points1 point ago

You turn into a rather large koala on Fridays?

[–]bellabob 0 points1 point ago

Unless you have to work on Saturday.

[–]Justascienceteacher 1 point2 points ago

Drop bears are not a joke.

[–]rjqg327 0 points1 point ago

You do this...every Friday?

[–]ebenezer-splooge 0 points1 point ago

thats a poor decision right there. mass homicide and tobacco poisoning? when the police show up at your door, youll have no one to blame but yourself

[–]lejefferson 0 points1 point ago

Some Koalas just like to watch the world burn.

[–]makenzie71 0 points1 point ago

The only tghing I regret about ditching Direct TV (and satellite/cable services all together) is that I no longer get to watch this. No netflix/hulu/etc...

[–]A_guy_in_scrubs 0 points1 point ago

If I did this, a children's hospital would blow up.

[–]zuluthrone 0 points1 point ago

koala guy is so interesting

[–]Jinairik -1 points0 points ago

Wait! But you just did that on a Thursday! You'll have to clean that up tomorrow...

[–]opm881 0 points1 point ago

God damn it Shaz! Why did you let the pet get into the petrol again! I need to sell that to sniffers to pay for my crack!

[–]Apostian 0 points1 point ago

As someone who worked weekend night shifts for a hospital software company, this is exactly how I imagined every day shift worker left the office on Fridays, leaving us to deal with the mess.

[–]c_panda 0 points1 point ago

Everyone working at a restaurant envies you. Myself included.

[–]NoLongerABystander 1 point2 points ago

That was a flammable ladder.

[–]wrap_stallion_mang 0 points1 point ago

This is what I'd imagine if I broke up with my girlfriend, if I had one.

[–]Neo_phyte 0 points1 point ago

Only 9hours left blrgrgrg.. then party and promised secks

[–]trevorturtle 0 points1 point ago

Maybe a career change is in your best interest?

[–]soulknight56 0 points1 point ago

That is the mist bad ass thing i have ever seen koala man ever do

[–]heavyhebrew 0 points1 point ago

You should check out his porn career.

Koala Man's Porn Career wiki

In the States, we call him the Hedgehog.

[–]ninjadude2112 0 points1 point ago

some bears just want to watch the world burn

[–]nikniuq 1 point2 points ago

Never look back.

[–]noirthesable 1 point2 points ago

And for all you lucky American government workers, this Monday (10/8) is a holiday!

Fuck yeah three-day weekend!

[–]heavyhebrew 0 points1 point ago

Fun Fact: Columbus Day is on the same day as Indigenous Peoples Day!

[–]amkingdom 0 points1 point ago

So that's why they scheduled me on a monday morning. Usually they only schedule me on high volume / busy days. (I work in a restaurant.)

[–]alastor_91 1 point2 points ago

How in the fuck does a WATER tower explode?

[–]Kellogs53 0 points1 point ago

I am Australian an I can confirm that on Fridays Koalas burn shit.

[–]chrisman01 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that works weekends? This is my Sunday.

[–]GAD604 0 points1 point ago

...I feel the need to point out that that cigarette would not have ignited the gasoline.

[–]Game_The_Viking 0 points1 point ago

And this is the same reason I still watch this show. :D

[–]potatobacondude 0 points1 point ago

Putin the bear.

[–]heynow143 0 points1 point ago

the next clip should be "going to work on a monday." it would the koala walking back into the fire.

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 0 points1 point ago

There were children in that village, Cesar.

[–]EpilepticWaffle 0 points1 point ago

It's the not so inebriated koala! www.damnshow.com/2011/03/inebriated-the-koala.php

[–]kaajit 0 points1 point ago

I work at Boomers(kids small theme park) so this wouldn't be appropriate.

[–]insert_funny 0 points1 point ago

Some marsupials just want to watch the world burn.

[–]Smackithdown 0 points1 point ago

That's everyday

[–]loldongs1337 0 points1 point ago

[–]SolarTsunami 1 point2 points ago

This is why going back to work on Monday sucks so much.

[–]SLICK_EDITOR 0 points1 point ago

The first explosion was surprisingly disappointing.

[–]femdawn 0 points1 point ago

What episode is this from??

[–]Ozdock 0 points1 point ago

hahahaaha you don't work in food and beverage...

[–]TheGrimmace 0 points1 point ago

Like a boss

[–]iMMENSE 0 points1 point ago

"So um I'm gonna need you to come in tomorrow so if you could do that, that would be great"

[–]samm1one 0 points1 point ago

My favourite moment on ugly americans EVER!

[–]Zimyver 1 point2 points ago

Cigarettes aren't hot enough to set petrol (gasoline) on fire. Also if it was hot enough the vapour would result in him being on fire too.

[–]RaptorX7 2 points3 points ago

He's also burning a water tower, which doesn't make any sense either.

[–]Newe6000 -4 points-3 points ago

Koala? wut r u doin? Koala, sthap!