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[–]FFEMT39 46 points47 points ago

So many childhood memories.

[–]TheVertianKing 13 points14 points ago

All the fake invasions and tank battles on that map

[–]sethboy67 6 points7 points ago

Weird, because I thought of myself as a normal person. One of us is psychotic but I just can't decide who, on one hand I did the socially acceptable thing, and on the other you did what every other kid would...

[–]onion_cutting_champ 1 point2 points ago

I once played out a bank robbery gone wrong where the the robbers end up holed up in the school and one of them ends up taking their own children hostage. Good times.

[–]futuremarine213 1 point2 points ago

Looks like theres some good loot in Cherno fire station.

[–]dan_457 0 points1 point ago

iirc, it was unfortunately shit for driving hot wheels on though.

[–]MIKE_HONCHO- 95 points96 points ago

I wonder how many of the people that post these Apple Maps pictures actually have an Apple product. I use Apple Maps all the time, it works fine.

[–]ANONANONONO 28 points29 points ago

Yah, it doesn't work sometimes, but I feel like google maps failed more when it hit the streets.

[–]stump_lives 15 points16 points ago

my friend has a droid, and when I was in philly it didn't account for one way streets... we all have our flaws.

[–]SeaCowVengeance 16 points17 points ago

Not accounting for one-way streets sounds like a pretty dangerous for a flaw

[–]jaapdownunder -1 points0 points ago

Why? You should still look at the street signs when using a route planner, if you drive blindly into streets because google maps tells you to you're a danger on the road. It's annoying though when you get stuck in the given route.

[–]FreaXoMatic -1 points0 points ago

Android not droid ... these are Droids

[–]Gooseless 4 points5 points ago

I don't think those were the droids he was looking for!

Eh?... Eh?... Fine.....

[–]FreaXoMatic 1 point2 points ago

Useless fact : R2-D2 Droid here

[–]stump_lives 1 point2 points ago

I was referring to R2D2... no but seriously he has a droid bionic, I think that runs the android OS so yeah you're right

[–]IrrigatedPancake -1 points0 points ago

google maps hit the streets a long time ago.

[–]ricodued 11 points12 points ago

I like that Siri gives me turn-by-turn now. No more need for my old ass Garmin.

The maps in my area seem as good as Google Maps.

[–]Coroare 3 points4 points ago

That's great for you, but living in the UK, the detail on the maps is very sparse, with quite big towns missed off the map altogether. I live in Faversham, which isn't an insignificant place, yet it replaces the name 'Faversham' on the map with the tiny fishing hamlet Oare. That's just a micro example of a wider lack of detail. I agree that as an app it's sound (vector, directions etc), just the non-US info is all skew whiff

[–]headwrong 1 point2 points ago

In Manchester, all the streets are there and work great - but every pin for businesses etc is off by about a 1/4 mile. It's weird.

[–]jaapdownunder 0 points1 point ago

Google maps accuracy rules, but I think Apple maps is quite comparable to the other alternatives out there. Yes there are annoyances and errors in the map, but IMHO it's still quite workable and very fast. I like that I finally can read the street names when there's a route plotted over it.

[–]gumbos 0 points1 point ago

My problem with Apple Maps isn't the lack of details, it's the lack of good contextual search combined with a less intuitive UI.

[–]robbiefreeze 1 point2 points ago

I have a 4s and apple maps is shit. I live in Japan so I relied heavily on google maps. Now I's kinda screwed until I find a good replacement.

[–]AndSoItWasWritten 56 points57 points ago

Is this joke over yet?

[–]Dsch1ngh1s_Khan 24 points25 points ago

No, because it hasn't taken an arrow to the knee yet.

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[–]AndSoItWasWritten 2 points3 points ago

Just complaining about the lack of OC and reposts like every other Redditor.

[–]BigSwedenMan 19 points20 points ago

"Quick, someone get a vet!" "I'm sorry son, but it's too late. This horse is already dead"

[–]HBZ415 12 points13 points ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH ANOTHER APPLE MAPS JOKE SO FUNNEH

[–]bentoboxing 5 points6 points ago

I've been using apple maps since the release day. From Reno to South San Fran, I've had zero problems. As a matter of fact it works better and faster than my 89$ motion X GPS app. Corrects for missed or changed turns faster without "recalculating route" delays and stays connected. Through tunnel at the Golden Gate Bridge and all, stayed connected. Motion X drops signal under overpasses and requires me to sometimes hold my phone up to the windshield to function. iPhone 4S iOS 6

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[–]Salmontaxi 5 points6 points ago

I used to beat jokes into le ground but then I took le arrow to le knee

[–]errbodiesmad 22 points23 points ago

LOL LE REDDIT LOL LE BETTER THAT APPLE MAPS

[–]negative_noise 11 points12 points ago

LOLO APPLE MAPS DRIVES OFF BRIDGE LOLOL APPLE SUCKS KARMA PLEASE LOL

Goes to the gym. Pulls out iPod nano.

[–]sleeplessone 2 points3 points ago

LOLOLOL DAE APPLE MAPS!?

[–]TheHungryLuma 5 points6 points ago

AMA REQUEST: DAE HATE LE ROMNEY AND EA?

[–]stave 6 points7 points ago

[–]nikuls 1 point2 points ago

Thank goodness you're here.

[–]4heartace 2 points3 points ago

what is this, I feel nostalgia but I can't put a name to this blanket thing.

[–]TheWaterTemple 5 points6 points ago

It's called a rug.

[–]bobyjio 6 points7 points ago

These apple maps jokes were funny, but there are just way too many of them.

[–]Highly_RelevEnt 1 point2 points ago

This was one of favorite things as a kid.

[–]jasonlitherland 3 points4 points ago

this was my favorite toy. ever

[–]illmoney 1 point2 points ago

Dude! thank you, this picture brings up so many good feels.

[–]lkoonce -1 points0 points ago

[–]1and0Badgers 0 points1 point ago

I submitted this so many times when ios6 was first released. All i got were downvotes and i deleted it. feelsbadman.jpg

[–]Biohye 1 point2 points ago

I just don't understand how it seems everyone had one of these

[–]noirthesable 1 point2 points ago

I had one of these when I was little! Only it was this design.

And I also remember that all I practically wanted for Xmas and birthdays were Hot Wheels since they were the perfect width for these things.

[–]PlastarHero 1 point2 points ago

I had that one too! Too much nostalgia!

[–]begginfor-some-megan 0 points1 point ago

I also had this one! So many memories.

I miss being a kid.

[–]solarisfowl 1 point2 points ago

Some of my favourite childhood memories were from playing with cars on that map.

If my future children do not have one of these then I am simply a terrible future parent.

[–]atomstore 0 points1 point ago

Not true.

[–]BeefsteakTomato 1 point2 points ago

For those of you that have that carpet, do you have the same problem as me where there is this weird yellow material that comes of the back? it makes your hands smell bad after

[–]jp_lolo 0 points1 point ago

blame the civil engineering department

[–]sdesaulniers 1 point2 points ago

NO. FUCKING. WAY. I haven't seen that thing since I was 4 or 5 years old... That carpet > all.

[–]boskie11 1 point2 points ago

It would be really awesome to have a carpet that can run google maps.

[–]BlatheringMM 0 points1 point ago

I've been seeing these posts for awhile now and all I have to say is potato.

[–]Wahzuhbee 0 points1 point ago

I hate how this site can take a couple few jokes and then repeat them for weeks until it's anti-funny.

[–]MisterAgreeable -1 points0 points ago

He's dead, Jim. You can beat that horse all day, but he's dead.

[–]icearrowx -1 points0 points ago

That. I had that.

[–]SomeWeirdDude -1 points0 points ago

I fucking loved that thing when I played with my Hot Wheels.

[–]AlexWilliamRoss -1 points0 points ago

I had this exact map!

[–]amontes92 -1 points0 points ago

best rugs ever.

[–]OMGorilla 0 points1 point ago

TIL true has a working definition that I am unfamiliar with...

[–]tomtom02 0 points1 point ago

That rug was the shit along with the wooden magnet train set.

[–]marshall19 1 point2 points ago

The horse is fucking dead

[–]radiobaby 0 points1 point ago

Seriously.

[–]shhyguuy -1 points0 points ago

Fuck yeah I used to have one of those in my bedroom when I was a kid

[–]seniormegamarbles 0 points1 point ago

[–]pappabutters -1 points0 points ago

I had that rug!

[–]tattedspyder 0 points1 point ago

I remember being really annoyed by the fact that most of the roads just led right off the edge, made doing long road trips with my hot wheels almost impossible.

[–]JasJ002 0 points1 point ago

These make great Welcome mats BTW

[–]supergoopinator 0 points1 point ago

Pow! Right in the nostalgia.

[–]lythandas 0 points1 point ago

OMG ! My childhood was so so cool ! I had a lots of car in it and I put a giant clock and shut down everything at night (which mean every 10 minutes) and then some guy will come and stole cars :D

[–]downcat 0 points1 point ago

I HAD THIS EXACT SAME RUG AS A KID!!!

Wait, no I didn't.

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

Can apple maps help me find the gif of beating a dead horse?

[–]Squire420 0 points1 point ago

I had that carpet... it was sick.

[–]japamu8 0 points1 point ago

I pooped on one of those once.

[–]redw04 1 point2 points ago

If your parents didn't get you a car city car mat, they didn't love you

[–]ROELtja 0 points1 point ago

[–]i_eat_zombies 0 points1 point ago

I loved the shit out of it. Up till I found tons of dead bugs under it

[–]FlippyWippy 0 points1 point ago

Stop it, stop it please just stop it.

Fucking r/new people keep on failing us time and time again.

[–]twasdreary 0 points1 point ago

Can we all agree to quit using 'Sad But True'. Come up with something else. Every time I see this title I'm reminded of the Metallic song by the same name.

[–]Shemesh517 0 points1 point ago

As a kid, My favorite game was driving my toy cars and trucks on the roads. Ahh, good memories. :\

[–]BigTuna820 0 points1 point ago

Ok this isn't fair because that's also better than google maps.

[–]sexypoptart 0 points1 point ago

why does that village have 2 fire depts on the same street, its kinda overkill?

[–]Rirruto 0 points1 point ago

I bought that last month for my room.

[–]RHesketh 0 points1 point ago

I had this one and played the shit out of it. If you didn't have one of these as a kid, your parents hated you.

[–]StarHat 0 points1 point ago

Beating a dead horse, eh?

[–]nmetso 0 points1 point ago

i drifted around that for hours

[–]daivuk 0 points1 point ago

There must be a subreddit about beating dead horses?

[–]Switzer2007 0 points1 point ago

I had one of those as a kid :D

[–]Theultimateturtle 0 points1 point ago

These jokes aren't funny anymore

[–]ForeverTank -2 points-1 points ago

That was my favorite fucking blanket when I was a kid!!

[–]imbored53 2 points3 points ago

Did they make blanket versions too. Mine was a rug. It would be sick to have that shit on your bed.

[–]AOEUD -3 points-2 points ago

Oh my god, I remember having one of those. NOSTALGIA UPVOTE FOR YOU