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[–]mentalorigami 64 points65 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Hello! Welcome to my aquarium. 0coms 0pts 5dys funny
I think this belongs here. 1com 3pts 5dys aww
oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 49coms 1708pts 6dys aww
OH Hello! How are you? Welcome to my Aquarium! 0coms 3pts 7dys aww
Ermahgerd fish 2coms 23pts 1mo aww
Ermahgerd 1com 1pt 1mo pics
Well Hello, Sir! :3 61coms 1244pts 6mos aww
When someone walks in on you changing... 5coms 84pts 3dys funny
For me?? You're too kind. 73coms 1531pts 5mos pics
Umm, so watcha talkin about? 7coms 268pts 7mos aww
They see me flopping! 1com 11pts 3mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]holycheddar 18 points19 points ago

Holy shit 5 times in the last week?? That has to be a record.

[–]TheOven 10 points11 points ago

A better title

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville

[–]NOTjefferydaumer 7 points8 points ago

And welcome to my aquarium!

[–]TheOven 4 points5 points ago

We should team up

[–]azunad 0 points1 point ago

Thats what gets me - 5 days ago, exact same title, exact same pic - 0 Karma - today? Karma waterfall...

[–]CJ_Guns 3 points4 points ago

Why the hell doesn't Reddit implement Karma Decay into the submission process?

Have it separate parameters for individual subreddits (in case you need to cross-post), let the mods set a designated time value to allow reposts, profit with OC and new posts?

[–]beergoggles69 2 points3 points ago

Because there wouldn't be enough shit on the internet to fill the front page every day. There are a lot of people using reddit that have signed up in the past year, so they're only seeing this sort of stuff for the first time. Reddit would have a lot less traffic/unique page views if they banned content from appearing more than once

[–]CJ_Guns 1 point2 points ago

Well, I mean you could set the limit to a small time limit, even a month.

I guess we just need to start off saying Reddit's search function still sucks.

[–]beergoggles69 1 point2 points ago

A month would work

[–]techquickstar 3 points4 points ago

I dont understand why people feel the need to complain about something being a repost... I am seeing this for the first time... Tonight..Right now. So who cares? Just because I may learn something new today that another person learned about 7 months ago doesn't make it any less interesting to me. Leave it at that and stop wasting your time.

[–]newb0rn11 2 points3 points ago

The fact that even the title was copied word for word doesn't bother you at all?

[–]techquickstar 0 points1 point ago

The fact that even the title was copied word for word does not bother me at all. No, it just doesn't. Want to know why? Karma doesn't matter.. But pushing content to the top I haven't seen yet does matter.

[–]newb0rn11 0 points1 point ago

Fair enough. I clearly had my irritable pants on. Apologies.

[–]mentalorigami 0 points1 point ago

Because karma whoring degrades the quality of Reddit considerably, and OC gets shoved to the side for reposted content and overused memes.

[–]Xanbatou 1 point2 points ago

wtf, how are those rows ordered?

[–]vedfolnir -1 points0 points ago

well it's new to me

[–]bearcan 7 points8 points ago

Are you fucking kidding me.

[–]comatose_frog 13 points14 points ago

come on, this was posted not even a week ago

[–]JakeLunn 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of that skin chick from Doctor Who.

[–]quv 1 point2 points ago

Oh now look what you made me go and think of! I couldn't stand her! :P

[–]RiblahRZ 0 points1 point ago

I was about to say the same thing!

[–]Darwinning 0 points1 point ago

Literally six days, same title

[–]slackerx2288 2 points3 points ago

My wife says this looks like blankie from brave little toaster... who agrees?

[–]Brickfrigid 1 point2 points ago

I do

[–]slackerx2288 1 point2 points ago

Oh... well ok....

[–]Holcomb 1 point2 points ago

I dont know if Im doing this right... here

[–]wakestr22 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]YourAverageWalrus 7 points8 points ago

Within a few days too, this has got to be a record.

[–]rofldotgov 7 points8 points ago

You must be new here

[–]YourAverageWalrus 1 point2 points ago

8 months isn't new, and I'm used to it, just how this explodes in popularity only fucking days after another one is also in extreme popularity. On the same subreddit. This is just bullshit, seriously.

I'm used to reposts, just not within a week of each other. A couple months or so I can handle, but this, no.

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[–]YourAverageWalrus 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I've seen the same, but you'd think that maybe redditors would learn a bit more than to say the same thing thats already been said (in this case post the same thing) and create a new combination or image. Google images can find funny images, some of which I can guarantee that haven't been on reddit.

I've always thought that comment karma meant more than link karma, but never cared either way. At least comments can be helpful in a way that link posts are normally not.

Also, have a nice weekend as well.

[–]Hartech -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]Meeepmeeeep 1 point2 points ago

Oooooh, lets name the zones, the zones, the zones.

[–]ruthi 0 points1 point ago

First things first, are you a boy or a girl?

[–]darchangel 1 point2 points ago

"For me?! You shouldn't have"

[–]billbacon 1 point2 points ago

There's porifera, coelenterata, hydrozoa, scyphozoa, anthozoa, ctenophora, bryozoas, three! Gastropoda, arthropoda, echinoderma, and some fish like you and me.

[–]heathersak 1 point2 points ago

wish i had known that song (? i'm guessing?) back when i was taking biology of invertebrates.

[–]billbacon 1 point2 points ago

[–]xcalibur866 0 points1 point ago

"Why are you looking up my nose?"

[–]rsong965 0 points1 point ago

adventures await!!

[–]dudas91 1 point2 points ago

I wish this was a bigger image file so that I could use it as my wallpaper.

[–]SkepticalGerm 1 point2 points ago

THEEEEEEEERRRREREEEE'S nothing to see here.

[–]Live-Laugh-Love-xo 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/GTwMK.jpg Fuck that aquarium. We got chips over here.

[–]chairoi 1 point2 points ago

I read this in the Claptrap voice.

[–]blipjy 1 point2 points ago

came to add this. glad i'm not the only one.

[–]HeyImAlex 0 points1 point ago

Heard in the voice of AbracaDaniel

[–]kaajit 0 points1 point ago

[–]ExxL 1 point2 points ago

Must... Not... Think of it in gay voice based of stereotypes... JLAAHHAJOAO

[–]DinaDinaDinaBatman 0 points1 point ago

repost requardless... this ray looks like the alien out of the movie "abyss" wings folded and everything.....

[–]DanjuroV 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because it looks like the stingray has a face.

[–]jim9162 0 points1 point ago

"would you like to have a drink?"

and btw, its new to me

[–]manslaststand 1 point2 points ago

Mr. popo meets sting ray?

[–]jarjarsinks 1 point2 points ago

"Hi, my daddy killed Steve Irwin". giggles

[–]jonesy852 0 points1 point ago

It looks more like you caught it off guard while it was changing.

[–]ienjoyfood 0 points1 point ago

Looks like that snake in Prometheus. I will stay away.

[–]jalisama 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a cheerful hammerpede. Before it buries itself thought your skin.

[–]Non_Entity 0 points1 point ago

I never, EVER,normally complain about reposts. But for FUCKS SAKE AT LEAST THINK OF A

FUCKING

ORIGINAL

TITLE

HOW FUCKING LAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE?!

GOD DAMNIT.

[–]omnilynx 0 points1 point ago

Let's name the zones of the ocean!

[–]brandy606 0 points1 point ago

Aww it looks like it wants a hug!

[–]Smalltalk91 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of the friendly ghost in Final Fantasy IX.

[–]Austin422 0 points1 point ago

That's the first thing I thought when I saw it.

[–]Smalltalk91 0 points1 point ago

It was a mix of both to me, I decided on the former rather than the latter.

[–]AshleyMegan00 1 point2 points ago

i have a very similar photo that i took a couple weeks back, and now you've stolen my headline!!

[–]writehooks -4 points-3 points ago

Belongs is awww. Pretty dang cute though.

[–]mcmur 0 points1 point ago

"MY NUGGA!"

[–]scarletizm -5 points-4 points ago

I prefer this repost to any cat reposts.

[–]rauelius -4 points-3 points ago

"It's freezing in here!"