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[–]IrritatedFlower 41 points42 points ago

NICE JOB KYLE.

[–]bizkut 0 points1 point ago

HEY. I DID NOT POST THIS.

[–]Sapz93 32 points33 points ago

Good work, Kyle.

[–]gsn42 26 points27 points ago

Pointing out the reposting cunt, classic Kyle.

[–]okgasman 2 points3 points ago

I am beginning to think I missed something

[–]gsn42 1 point2 points ago

RES, nuff said.

[–]okgasman 3 points4 points ago

Am I supposed to tag him as Kyle? I miss about 3 hours of reddit in September. Every thing cool happens when I am gone.

[–]gsn42 1 point2 points ago

Just go with it.

[–]undearius 1 point2 points ago

Now I'm concerned.. We share names, you see.

[–]terrible_things 14 points15 points ago

I'm beginning to suspect your name is Kyle.

[–]Birdslapper 19 points20 points ago

You're the best Kyle

[–]Iamametameta 6 points7 points ago

Stop using my name, Kyle.

[–]DevilBird 0 points1 point ago

I-I upvoted this...but I don't remember doing so...I upvoted this, but don't remember doing so...OH GOD, I CAN'T REMEMBER!

[–]leonprimrose 2 points3 points ago

Thanks Kyle!

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

This is another one of those constant reposters. Damn it, kill them reposters, kill them all to death!

[–]9Freeski 1 point2 points ago

Yea Kyle you show that bitch who's boss.

[–]trilsmeup -5 points-4 points ago

[–]Posts-Karma_Decay 37 points38 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I think she wants attention too. 186coms 1333pts 1mo funny
I think she wanted attention too. [Fixed] 0coms 14pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]ryano1124 60 points61 points ago

Man, that's where you keep your girlfriend's head? I keep mine on a shelf...in the kitchen.

[–]brandy606 9 points10 points ago

Me too. It's just so convenient and always an arms length away when I'm in there and I need it

[–]ArcWrath 9 points10 points ago

GUYS! They're going to go bad if you leave them out like that. Store in the fridge an just give like six minutes in the microwave.

[–]gooddaysir 4 points5 points ago

I like my GF's head like I like my coffee. Freeze dried and stored in a light proof container in the freezer. Won't go bad that way.

[–]megustafap 0 points1 point ago

When you need the head to give you a head?

[–]kdpha 0 points1 point ago

I keep mine on a nice boat.

[–]raymond8505 0 points1 point ago

do you use it to scrub dishes?

[–]deja-vu-comment 10 points11 points ago

"Babe, lay down behind my computer and get ready to board the karma train!"

This is shit.

.

[–]DrHawk144 4 points5 points ago

Not this shit again.......

[–]PBRnCats 1 point2 points ago

Yes this shit again

[–]NoWhiskeyForOldMen 0 points1 point ago

Wait, shouldn't the cat be browsing r/gonewild or something like that?

[–]XwXhXy 0 points1 point ago

OK someone do it with a dick so we don't have to see all the shit that will lead up to it.

[–]Kosard 3 points4 points ago

Does anyone else think she is really cute?

[–]Cynikal818 4 points5 points ago

is anyone else not surprised that no matter how many girls get posted on reddit, this is always the 1-2-3rd top comment?

[–]mikeyfxt -2 points-1 points ago

Yes, like stupidly cute. Like I would ummm do all sorts...

[–]raymond8505 2 points3 points ago

I'd cuddle the shit out of her

[–]laura_lee_meh 0 points1 point ago

What's with all of these crazy computer head mammal hybrids?

[–]cpenoh 1 point2 points ago

We must go deeper

[–]misterxy89 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin keep these posts too advice animals ffs.

[–]josh109 0 points1 point ago

Inception.

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

really? you're just gonna blatantly steal content from a few weeks ago? fuck you and everything about you

[–]russiangn 0 points1 point ago

OMG! I have the same laptop as you! Is that the ASUS G53? I've never met anyone who had the same laptop. Yes, this is a big deal.

edit: mine also just got back from the repair facility through the third party warranty vendor

[–]johnnyhala 0 points1 point ago

ASUS.

Upvote.

[–]iamjasonstatham -1 points0 points ago

How it would work for me " Hey, "______", could you please pose like this in front of my comp-... no, you're breaking up with me.. alright...."

[–]kickrox 0 points1 point ago

I think I've seen a picture of her on here before. Your girlfriend is beautiful, you're a lucky man.

[–]earthwormjim22 0 points1 point ago

Hot girl? Cats? Front page it is

[–]saywee123 0 points1 point ago

When you tilt you head to the point where it's the same orientation as hers, her facial expression completely changes.

Or perhaps I am starting to feel the effects of sleep deprivation...

[–]nubbled21 0 points1 point ago

"Babe! Come on. It will get me so much Karma."

"Why the fuck would I pose like your cat?"

"BABE! THINK OF HOW MUCH KARMA WE WILL BE ROLLING IN!?!?!"

"FUCK! fine. You have to do dishes for a week though."

"... ... ... okay"

[–]newaccounta 0 points1 point ago

No, no! She's the cat on the computer!

[–]eckster 0 points1 point ago

Crazy Brittany Spears at it again!

[–]Mad_Max_Rockatansky 0 points1 point ago

Now they are both pulling the same thing to get me off of reddit.

[–]winesti 0 points1 point ago

This is most definitely a repost. Just wanted to let people know.

[–]turbofast 0 points1 point ago

I'd fuck that pussy. The girl looks cute too.

[–]arcanine66 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck is Kyle?

[–]nateap87 0 points1 point ago

Tickle her butthole and call it a day.

[–]digbus 1 point2 points ago

Wonder whats on reddit today? oh just reposts..

[–]AllDizzle 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how much eyeliner this chick cruises through every week.

[–]gon_zoh 0 points1 point ago

Why do I feel like RalphiesBoogers told his girlfriend he needs the karma and she can help.

[–]tboyle6870 0 points1 point ago

I have that same laptop.

[–]Gallifrasian 0 points1 point ago

I have that same exact laptop. Got mine from Newegg. I just recently got it a few months back and I remember being so fucking astonished at how much faster games like LoL, TF2, and Arkham City were. It's like I was reborn into a world of FPS orgies.

[–]Pudding36 1 point2 points ago

If you don't want to play with her......... i will

[–]Zakarii 1 point2 points ago

Brace yourselves...the [FIXED] posts are coming.

[–]metaman72 0 points1 point ago

I'm already terrified.

[–]MagnusExcelsior 1 point2 points ago

You look familiar. I may know you. Have you posted a pic of yourself on here before?

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

It's so rare to see a 2 part repost. It's a thing of beauty.

[–]samuelfreak661 -1 points0 points ago

reminds you of anything? http://imgur.com/9sKnw

[–]peaksy -2 points-1 points ago

She looks like Andrea Feczko.

[–]Meatsalad 0 points1 point ago

All upvotes are related to the girl being hot.

[–]AutoCompliant 0 points1 point ago

So how does this get so many upvotes..?