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[–]OHMEGA 14 points15 points ago

What's a wii wrist sling doing in there?

[–]stormshadow462 3 points4 points ago

I am totally robbing that cat if I see it out tonight

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 0 points1 point ago

I believe it is being used as some sort of phone dongle

[–]theferrit32 24 points25 points ago

why the hell would you search "swag cat" on google

[–]TheRealWondertruffle 0 points1 point ago

To find this picture obviously.

[–]worsewithcomputer 6 points7 points ago

That cat is living larger than me by a factor of one lighter and at least $60.

[–]TayyBagg 16 points17 points ago

The real Swag Cat wouldn't be caught dead with a blackberry

[–]DrPeteVenkman 4 points5 points ago

A Curve nonetheless

[–]Whybanme 4 points5 points ago

TIL having a lighter is considered swag.

[–]pappyinww2 2 points3 points ago

It is when the lighter is complimenting a pipe. lol

[–]OblivionGamer92 1 point2 points ago

Yeah it's kinda hard to notice but there is a pipe under the cash

[–]mrpopperspenguin 2 points3 points ago

No he has TWO lighters. Therefore swag.

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 0 points1 point ago

This is what confused me. Double the lighter, double the...swag?

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

There is a bowl barely visible, hence the lighters.

[–]loveplumber 1 point2 points ago

[–]Markj4552[S] -3 points-2 points ago

I love you.

[–]xmuffinmanx 2 points3 points ago

I love these pictures because its like someone took all the shit out of their pockets and took a picture with it. YEA LOOK AT MY BIC LIGHTERS.

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, that cat has a TV remote!

[–]deejay7220 2 points3 points ago

That cat must get all the pussy.

[–]RhythmZ 6 points7 points ago

Take your swag shit and get your ass away from reddit

[–]NoDayzOff 2 points3 points ago

Nothing's wrong with swag in moderation. Most of the people who talk about having it, really don't have any of it.

[–]RhythmZ -1 points0 points ago

I certainly hope I don't have swag, I just want class and style.

[–]A_Chewy_Lemon 2 points3 points ago

YOLO Swag money

[–]friedrice65 1 point2 points ago

I thought its paw was a miniature cat

[–]SPARTAN_TOASTER 1 point2 points ago

this just in swag cat has O.D. shortly after attending a party with ally cats

[–]volcomma5ter 1 point2 points ago

Lighters, a blackberry, and a tv remote? Definitely someone who would use the word "swag" to describe themselves.

[–]Stimplepotomas 2 points3 points ago

the tv remote is what really propels hims into swagdom

[–]BumbleTummy 0 points1 point ago

Powered donuts make me go-nuts!

[–]ComixBoox 1 point2 points ago

this is bullshit, swag cats dont carry anything smaller than a 50.

[–]rockafella7 1 point2 points ago

That universal remote is ballin

[–]tbare 0 points1 point ago

You can't have swag with a Treo 680...

[–]Darkelement 0 points1 point ago

CONFIRMED. this is actually the first image you get when googling swag cat. it is a picture from none other than funny junk.

http://tinyurl.com/8t46lna

[–]las5h4 -1 points0 points ago

EVERYBODY WHO UPVOTED THIS MUST IMMEDIATELY VISIT THIS WEBSITE:

www.cashcats.biz

[–]imthehacker -1 points0 points ago

Everyone with a mouse must immediately downvote this douche ^

[–]Louman_Pwnz 0 points1 point ago

If you ever see Anamanaguchi live, the video they show to one of their songs, "UNME" I think, is a slideshow of "swag cats." I had never been so moved by in my life.

[–]DeathTheLast 0 points1 point ago

Your mother and I are very disappointed. The bank called and said you cashed in 2 of your barmitzvah bonds, which were SUPPOSED to be for COLLEGE so you could become a lawyer and eventually inherit the family firm, and come to find out that THIS is what you did with it? Spread it over Mr. Jingles to make him look like some sort of hoodlum! Your mother and I will decide your punishment tomorrow. For now, just go to your room. Go! 1!.... 2!!!.... So help me God, if I get to 3, you're getting the belt!.... That's what I thought. March right on upstairs. And don't slam that(SLAM)... Door...

EDIT: yeah, that got a little weird... I don't know where that came from... My bad...

[–]scaly_croc 0 points1 point ago

Still has a blackberry? Does not have swag.

[–]m3talfingers 0 points1 point ago

Dat pipe.

[–]niro88 0 points1 point ago

So... that cat is secretly gay?

[–]NoahinVirginia 0 points1 point ago

Got one of dem new blueberry fones.

[–]justinsidebieber 0 points1 point ago

That cat has more money than my bank account will ever have.

[–]jdlyga 0 points1 point ago

it's amazing how much an old phone dates a picture

[–]mattdawg8 0 points1 point ago

GUESSIGOTMYSWAGGACATS

[–]RBeck 0 points1 point ago

TIL the Curve 8310 is swag. I think I have a drawer full of swag at work.

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

I see no condoms in this picture.

Swag Level: Unprotected

[–]gNatFreak 0 points1 point ago

he needs some more pussy to go with that.

[–]DaveGeek 0 points1 point ago

[–]omgflop 0 points1 point ago

20's and a Blackberry? pfft

[–]the_troll_of_aus 0 points1 point ago

Needs a snapback.

[–]Kr0nos 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody else take 10 seconds to make out the actual cat in the picture?

[–]bestfriendsforever1 0 points1 point ago

Also, Who can forget Salem?

[–]gunnafuckdatass 0 points1 point ago

since when did blackberry get involved with swag

[–]relwin 0 points1 point ago

Ten ten ten twenties on ya kitties bitch

[–]sh0ch 0 points1 point ago

Blackberry and non Logitech Harmony remote immediately makes this cat less swaggy.

[–]ElChango 1 point2 points ago

My cat is famous. This...has been a good day.

[–]Markj4552[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thats your cat?

[–]ElChango 1 point2 points ago

Yes, that is my cat.

[–]Markj4552[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha that's pretty awesome.

[–]maxiums 1 point2 points ago

This cat had swag in 2001.

[–]afondul 1 point2 points ago

I personally like the remote, I mean c'mon you don't have swag if you don't have a TV remote

[–]Fisherdude71 0 points1 point ago

He ain't even got Benjamins.

[–]MILKYCAT -2 points-1 points ago

why the fuck would you google swag cat other then for the reason of finding something funny you didnt make an d posting it on reddit for upvotes. fuck off, 9gag would probably love you

[–]NaziSamurai 9 points10 points ago

Wow, you sure are mad.

[–]MILKYCAT -2 points-1 points ago

why on earth would he google swag cat except to get karma. its ont original or funny

[–]dusthimself 7 points8 points ago

Why is your name MILKYCAT?

[–]MILKYCAT -1 points0 points ago

i dont tell you how to live your life

[–]Relvnt_to_Yr_Intrsts 2 points3 points ago

I'm going go google swag cat. Like 9 times.

TRY AND STOP ME, MILKYCAT

[–]Mexicore42 2 points3 points ago

HE MAD #YOLO

[–]Iahhel 1 point2 points ago

I found this amusing.

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

Thats why they invented upvotes.

[–]RManSwat 0 points1 point ago

[–]las5h4 0 points1 point ago

why all the cashcats.biz hate??? It's my favorite website.

[–]pappyinww2 -2 points-1 points ago

This definitely belongs in /r/Trees.

There's a bowl peaking out underneath those bills.

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

Nothing about this belongs in r/trees. Posts like this (in r/trees) are what is slowly ruining r/trees.