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[–]mookstar1 358 points359 points ago

The laughter at Romo. Gold.

[–]alamodafthouse 107 points108 points ago

depressed Cowboys here, that part was hysterical

[–]thepumaman 50 points51 points ago

As a cowboys fan since the day I was born, I can't watch that mother fucker with out thinking he's shaving points.

[–]alamodafthouse 22 points23 points ago

We will never succeed with him leading the team. All of my roommates are Texans fans, and they love reminding me about Romo

[–]rngrfn97 6 points7 points ago

Hate to say it, but the cowboys have much bigger problems than Tony Romo.

[–]thepumaman 14 points15 points ago

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 5 points6 points ago

Remind them about the 5 superbowls.

[–]Wairong 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, 20 years ago...

[–]AlloftheLighters 2 points3 points ago

Because that really matters.

[–]Rommel79 4 points5 points ago

Fucking Romo.

[–]mouthbabies 67 points68 points ago

I was grinning until Romo showed up, then I was laughing out loud. Yeah, I spelled it out.

[–]cuda1337 25 points26 points ago

Yep. Huge Romo supporter here but the 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' Got me. I can just imagine how hard the other QB's would be laughing irl.

[–]ThiagoG 1 point2 points ago

Ah Romo, the biggest joke of a QB in the NFL for some time now. I still remember a couple years back in the first round of the playoffs where all he had to do was the hold the ball so that his kicker could kick a 20 yd field goal to send them into the next stage and he fucked that up too.

[–]CallMeG0D 6 points7 points ago

Biggest joke is a bit harsh... /r/nfl would like a word...

[–]ImaginaryPoliceForce 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes, the Romo fumble against the Seahawks. I remember that clear as day.

[–]cholula_is_good 107 points108 points ago

Vince Young prefers myspace, brings him back to a time when he was relevant in football.

[–]Allogistic 6 points7 points ago

Eyyyyoooooo.

[–]alamodafthouse 292 points293 points ago

Eat shit and die Wilson!

[–]redlinezo6 89 points90 points ago

As a hawk fan, this made me smile.

[–]baeb66 22 points23 points ago

A couple of Seahawks fans came into my bar last week after their loss to the Rams. The first thing one of them said was "we want the old refs back!" Everybody laughed their ass off and one of the Rams fans bought all of their drinks.

[–]Vanisaris 38 points39 points ago

My dad is a hardcore Seahawk fan and he still messaged me, "Man...that call was fucked up."

Still, this part was the only part that made me laugh really hard. The rest wasn't as enjoyable.

[–]bo_jangles_mang 32 points33 points ago

As a born and raised packer fan, I can safely say that all of Wisconsin was in mourning after that game.

[–]sexydracula 17 points18 points ago

at least it wasn't the Superbowl...

[–]CubicKinase 34 points35 points ago

I'm still mourning that Superbowl.

[–]AlmostNPC 23 points24 points ago

Fucking Steelers.

[–]CubicKinase 11 points12 points ago

Fucking refs.

[–]ConvolutedBoy 3 points4 points ago

At least you're note a Steelers fan...

[–]albinobluesheep 5 points6 points ago

I was sorta smiling up to that point, then just burst out laughing right there...

-Hawks Fan.

[–]pleckums 516 points517 points ago

This.... This is the shit

[–]redlinezo6 218 points219 points ago

The vick dog joke, I completely lost my shit... This was most excellent.

[–]iMau5 158 points159 points ago

Yup. That and the part right after.

"Imma kill you Manning"

"You'll probably just miss me and hit a DB instead"

Oh man, gold.

[–]TheGoodGrief 12 points13 points ago

I got lost in the moment and almost "liked" it.

[–]pleckums 107 points108 points ago

Eli killed it

[–]FakeChowNumNum1 78 points79 points ago

If only it were real.

[–]Chewbaccagawea 104 points105 points ago

It's real to me, dammit.

[–]mangasm 30 points31 points ago

IT'S STILL. REAL. TO ME. (sob)

[–]JamesTheGodMason 27 points28 points ago

I think Vick killed it actually

[–]imgipperer 30 points31 points ago

I'm not sure which was better. Rapistburger or that.

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 60 points61 points ago

Rapistburger had me cracking up.

But EAT SHIT AND DIE WILSON made me lose my shit.

[–]mrpopperspenguin 0 points1 point ago

That's the most recycled joke out there

[–]bo_jangles_mang 14 points15 points ago

Damn replacement refs.

[–]Turgletoke 18 points19 points ago

No Fitzpatrick? My qb is bad and I should feel bad :(

[–]Nicombobula 155 points156 points ago

I haven't laughed so hard since the lions were 0-16

[–]GingerRanger 55 points56 points ago

I was waiting Matt Stafford to gloat about turning a win-less team into a team with a winning season. I was quite disappointed at it's absence, but as a Lions fan I'm used to being disappointed.

[–]Unqualified_Expert 13 points14 points ago

Upvote for the sad truth

[–]adamanlion 2 points3 points ago

I was expecting them to mention Stafford as well but then I realized that until we win the SB no one is going to take the Lions seriously, and I don't know if that is even enough.

[–]passenger955 57 points58 points ago

hey that's... that's just not nice.

[–]dbdudley 28 points29 points ago

Can't believe Favre didn't take a couple of minutes to join the conversation. He's always looking for ways to be relevant, even in fake conversations.

[–]beer_madness 4 points5 points ago

Suddenly mystery penis pic.

[–]blitzfish 127 points128 points ago

I read this whole thread and was inexplicably amused. I don't like football

[–]celticguy08 12 points13 points ago

^ Summary of reddit: Has no clue about the topic, but as long as they use familiar acronyms it's "funny".

[–]djinn71 57 points58 points ago

That sounded condescending. Was that condescending?

[–]tacodrake95 1 point2 points ago

Same here. I only understood it because of things I've heard on the radio and such.

[–]TheJuicyGinger 11 points12 points ago

EAT SHIT AND DIE WILSON - As a Packers fan, I was rolling on the floor at this point.

[–]247681zed 3 points4 points ago

I'm sad that Wilson has a bad rap with Packer fans now. He was a great QB for UW!

[–]ChronikTheory 20 points21 points ago

I died at discount double slammed.

[–]Retawtrams 21 points22 points ago

I heard that Tony Romo was so pissed off that he threw his helmet on the ground, but then it was intercepted

[–]Neonimous 48 points49 points ago

How long did it take you to make that?

[–]PFMock2 200 points201 points ago

How long did it take you to make that?

I'm the author, and it took me about an hour to make it, just around midnight or so last night.

Then once I was finished, I proofread it a couple of time, and uploaded all the individual screengrabs to my site, at which point I finally hit "publish." And then, before going to bed, I decided to read the final product one last time and GODDAMMIT I MISSED A FEW TYPOS?! As in, "Unitas," not "Unites." And "your head looks stupid," not "your head look stupid." Argggh.

But then I was like, "fuck it, I'm going to bed."

(Hey IAMmojo - thank you for posting this!)

[–]BiggityBates 11 points12 points ago

If this was actually your work, great fuckin job sir!

[–]PFMock2 44 points45 points ago

Thank you! I've been really pleasantly surprised at how much people have liked this. I write lots of NFL-based humor at my site, and I didn't think this was any better or worse than my other stuff, but people have definitely responded to this, which I'm glad about.

Also FYI, I constructed the conversation at fakeconvos.com. They ask people to please credit them when screengrabbing their site, so I want to make sure I do that.

[–]Rankine 10 points11 points ago

Please make more of these involving the QBs. This was awesome. Thank you.

[–]PFMock2 20 points21 points ago

Actually thinking about doing one with coaches next, just to have Rex Ryan and Bil Belichick go at it.

[–]grundleburn 3 points4 points ago

Hey man, if you did this I want to thank you for making me laugh my balls off. Gotta ask, who's your team?

[–]PFMock2 8 points9 points ago

Believe it or not... I'm a HUGE, HUGE, HUGE lifelong Cowboys fan. So it pains me to take some of the Romo shots, but I know its gotta be done. They may not be a great team, but they are a great source of comedy.

[–]Ali921 6 points7 points ago

Good guy OC creator, thanks the guy for posting his stuff and stealing all of his well earned karma.

[–]PFMock2 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, but OP is a good guy for linking back to my site in the comments. I totally appreciate that.

[–]moorechez67 3 points4 points ago

Ginger jokes with Dalton. Missed opportunity!

[–]IAMmojo[S] 59 points60 points ago

[–]RF-Guye 5 points6 points ago

Nice pilfer.

[–]EmoJarsh 42 points43 points ago

This is the best thing I have seen on Reddit in weeks. Fucking upvote.

[–]Bigbirdhatesu 10 points11 points ago

I'm traveling for work and laughing like a jacka** inside Applebee's by myself at the bar... This was great

[–]lnghrn53 6 points7 points ago

This is the internet. You can say ass.

[–]cfaris 18 points19 points ago

Poor Flacco :(

[–]PIG20 13 points14 points ago

I know right? Flacco is the Rodney Dangerfield of the NFL. He's only won more games in the first 4 years of his career than any starting QB in the history of the NFL. Not to mention making the playoffs every year since he started and winning at least one game in each of those playoff performances.

Yet he sucks. Say what you want but we had great defenses with the like of Kyle Boller behind center and we never made the playoffs once or even had a winning season while he was the QB.

Sorry, I just had to rant a little.

[–]frigginjensen 10 points11 points ago

Oh god, don't remind me of Kyle Boller. No Ravens fan should complain about Flacco. He's clearly the best QB in Ravens' history as evidenced by the fact that he's the franchise passing leader already in his 5th season.

[–]Darthtagnan 3 points4 points ago

Meh, who cares what Manning, Brady, Rodgers, and the like say about Flacco in this fake comment thread. All of their teams are 2-2, whereas the Ravens are 3-1 and at the top of their division.

[–]beer_madness 3 points4 points ago

If only his unibrow could help him out.

[–]johnnyasma 38 points39 points ago

Funny, but no Matt Schaub?

[–]gENTleman92 30 points31 points ago

He probably didn't hear about it.

[–]GGoodman09 8 points9 points ago

There's got to be a Kevin Kolb joke in there.

[–]BluffBakes 5 points6 points ago

As a Cards fan, I completely agree.

[–]mister-e-account -1 points0 points ago

Kevin Corn-on-the-who?

[–]DJAshian 5 points6 points ago

Texans have been quietly good. You don't see much of Schaub in the headlines anyway.

[–]redlinezo6 24 points25 points ago

STFU johnnyasma, this is for elite caliber starting QB's only......

[–]Naldaen 11 points12 points ago

4-0 wat.

[–]RubberDuck12 10 points11 points ago

well Schaub is starting Qb and he has 3rd best passer rating in the league atm. And he's with the best team in the league so far. He would definetly deserve the spot in that conversation more than most of the others.

[–]iplaywithblocks 40 points41 points ago

This conversation is only for people with two complete ears.

[–]pharoahmoan 9 points10 points ago

Finally someone that likes Houston!

[–]7841378741 7 points8 points ago

Texans fan here, let him play a playoff game before saying anything.

[–]DrVoodoo 2 points3 points ago

He would definetly deserve the spot in that conversation more than most of the others.

I was getting ready to rip you for this, then went and looked up his stats. He's been pretty damn good.

Criticism cheerfully withdrawn. Enjoy your night.

[–]mister-e-account 6 points7 points ago

I almost peed when Sanchez showed up. So terrible.

[–]jaheiner 9 points10 points ago

That was awesome, <3 whoever made this

[–]Nellyville1985 14 points15 points ago

Funniest thing I've seen in a while! I went to school with Rivers, wish he had more to say!

[–]dildocanal 3 points4 points ago

I'm cousins with Rivers. He wouldn't of said damn anyway haha.

[–]jesusinabottle 18 points19 points ago

If not bullshitting, GET HIM TO DO AN AMA!

in the offseason of course

[–]dildocanal 7 points8 points ago

Hahaa I'll do what I can. Our family reunion is in Nashville this summer but he might miss it because his seventh kid is being born

[–]jesusinabottle 4 points5 points ago

I read your comment, and I thought, ok this guy's bullshitting me about the seventh kid thing.

Then I looked it up.

Damn, he's dedicated to the Catholic notion of not wasting your seed I guess.

[–]Nellyville1985 1 point2 points ago

true

[–]notmyuglyside 4 points5 points ago

Where was Stafford?

[–]ferrets_bueller 20 points21 points ago

In the ER.

[–]JPplaneswalker 4 points5 points ago

Lost it when Rivers chimed in.

[–]Pleasuresaurus_Sex 4 points5 points ago

As a Chargers fan I knew as soon as I saw him he was gonna get slammed.

[–]Rankine 3 points4 points ago

Russell Wilson's one post was by far the best.

[–]Denverbros 3 points4 points ago

10/10 I'd read it again in a repost and Upvote again

[–]Tarijeno 3 points4 points ago

I love how Cutler's inclusion is short and sweet: "Hey guys!" "Fuck you Cutler!" "Oh darn..."

And he's gone.

[–]actualaccount 5 points6 points ago

Eli's entrance is the best.

[–]Quinn3333 9 points10 points ago

Lost it when I saw Rapistburger.

[–]Python2k10 5 points6 points ago

Cutler doesn't suck...

:(

[–]Basedgod91 5 points6 points ago

Agreed!

[–]andrewsmith1986 19 points20 points ago

I love drew brees.

[–]jesusinabottle 49 points50 points ago

You called Darren Sharper "Shannon Sharper" once. You think I forgot, but I remember. And you should be embarrassed.

[–]CommanderFlapjacks 17 points18 points ago

ONE OF DA MOST HARDEST HITTIN SAFETIES IN DA LEAGUE

[–]SweetMojaveRain 3 points4 points ago

FUCK IT, I DOES IT FOR MADDEN

CROSSSS DA PLANNEEEEE

[–]BobbyRayBands 3 points4 points ago

HOLD MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[–]A_Stoned_Saint 4 points5 points ago

We're gonna win this weekend. For my sanity we better win.

[–]string97bean 21 points22 points ago

Wonder how many redditors will actually get this.

[–]mongster2 122 points123 points ago

[–]DHav123 24 points25 points ago

Suck my balls, mongster2.

[–]MrWaffleTurtle 18 points19 points ago

Eat shit and die DHav123!

[–]Dr_Freeze 5 points6 points ago

'Sup?

[–]brOSUBuckeyes 4 points5 points ago

Whoa, looks like we have an e-badass over here. Redditor for 7 months and 43 link karma? Why don't you actually contribute something to the site before you try to call yourself "elite" dickmilk

[–]jesusinabottle 8 points9 points ago

Comments are contributing!

[–]jfontaine5391 2 points3 points ago

do you even lift?

[–]Osiris32 2 points3 points ago

'Sup? Any room for the guy in the top 100 comment karma?

[–]FreedObject 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure if you're joking...or taking it way too seriously

[–]brOSUBuckeyes 5 points6 points ago

Completely joking, but looks like the sarcasm didn't translate well over the internet

[–]doclev 21 points22 points ago

Holy shit, it wasn't until just now I realized I wasn't on /r/nfl

[–]TrueBlueJP90 8 points9 points ago

This would have gotten downvoted SO hard at /r/nfl. For good reason and all, but this shit is hilarious and I'm glad it made it here.

[–]mushmancat 10 points11 points ago

Probably not many since the NFL is such and underground sport....

[–]marswithrings 10 points11 points ago

i pay absolutely no attention to any professional sports; i don't even have cable, and i still found it greatly entertaining. i'm sure i missed some of the jokes, but it was still worth the read.

[–]megagoten 1 point2 points ago

i'm a canadian that watches the CFL (I GET IT THERE'S NO NHL THIS YEAR) and i got all of it

[–]Zippydaspinhead 2 points3 points ago

I read the whole thing waiting for a Farve to show up and everyone yell at him to go away. That would have made my day.

[–]bulletprof40 2 points3 points ago

I really wanted Brandon Weeden to show up.

[–]Brickfrigid 0 points1 point ago

Good thing I pay attention to football...

[–]Smellmyhand 2 points3 points ago

Read it in all their voices. Except Rivers because seriously, who ever listens to him talk?

[–]overgrover 2 points3 points ago

This post made vodka come out my nose. Thank you.

[–]blahblahkittensblah 2 points3 points ago

"And killed three dogs."

  • Good form.

[–]Wheniod 2 points3 points ago

I feel like I know everything about these QB's now.

[–]Dredly 2 points3 points ago

OMG fucking gold. Loved it

[–]calibudzz420 3 points4 points ago

I knew this was fake when Sanchez said... "Starting QB here" but by god I laughed and I laughed hard.

[–]wolvmatt 9 points10 points ago

Did it really take you that long?

[–]tominsj 6 points7 points ago

Aww no Alex Smith?

[–]killerbuttonfly 16 points17 points ago

Game Manager

[–]R0ck0_81 2 points3 points ago

Posted this damn thing to /r/nfl an hour before you - where's my karma asshole?

[–]bwhacker 3 points4 points ago

Took me about 4 QB's to realize it wasn't for real.

[–]Multikulti_cult 0 points1 point ago

IS THIS REAL LAWL REDDIT I NEED TO KNOW

[–]ads215 0 points1 point ago

Pure genius. Thanks for posting.

[–]adhchopper -1 points0 points ago

My QB was winning

[–]Mitz510 2 points3 points ago

I was really hoping to see Kevin Kolb get in the discussion.

[–]okeren -1 points0 points ago

and I was all like, hey, I'm the QB

[–]mkicon 1 point2 points ago

Brees didn't break the record yet, only tied it.

[–]unburrevable 1 point2 points ago

No Ryan Tannehill? It's almost like we haven't had a decent QB in a few years.... Oh yeah.

[–]Jahames 1 point2 points ago

The joke to Vick after the dog killing joke was gold.

[–]Lunares -1 points0 points ago

Needed something with Andrew Luck talking shit about taking Manning's place.

[–]greedy_boy 0 points1 point ago

needs more Jim Kelly

[–]alw4489 -1 points0 points ago

LOLOLOLOLOL, I laughed so hard!

[–]Pamperpull -1 points0 points ago

So funny upvote for u

[–]Ranger_X 0 points1 point ago

I expected Brady and Manning to end the post with "I love you." and "I wish I could quit you"

[–]helloavalanche -1 points0 points ago

I can't believe I just read all that, but it was worth it.

[–]thecruxx -1 points0 points ago

This got way better since I checked it earlier today

[–]repeatedbudkat -1 points0 points ago

I haven't been on here long, but this is the funniest post by far.

[–]jack104 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this humor is lost on the vast majority of it's viewers here. That said, this is fucking hilarious.

[–]AdonisChrist -1 points0 points ago

I don't follow or enjoy football but this was rather humorous.

[–]slapman -1 points0 points ago

Funny as hell I actually lol'd

[–]ha12oon -1 points0 points ago

hahah that was awesome, didn't want it to end!

[–]chutlkinboutwillis 0 points1 point ago

JaMarcus Russell: "Sup guys"

[–]Very_subtle 0 points1 point ago

Wow this is the one thing that's ever made me like Brady, but when Romo came in that did it for me haha great stuff !!

[–]Thazgul -2 points-1 points ago

I live in Australia, have no idea about American Football, yet I was giggling all the way through. Wish more sports stars did this kind of thing.

[–]Basedgod91 1 point2 points ago

As a Bears fan the Cutler bit made me chuckle.

[–]SimonBreadonBinds -1 points0 points ago

I don't particularly like football, but this was great.

[–]Jonny1394 0 points1 point ago

Lmfao. Best shit ever

[–]SaNiTiZ3 0 points1 point ago

Thank you reddit. Another day I truly laughed out loud.

[–]beer_madness 0 points1 point ago

I enjoyed this conversation.

[–]AfroBro 0 points1 point ago

Love how everyone bags on the rookies in the middle. "Now you just blow."

[–]baseballman49 -1 points0 points ago

This might quite possibly be the greatest conversation I have ever read.

[–]TheJ32 -1 points0 points ago

Amazing. Long time since I laughed this hard

[–]Guboj -1 points0 points ago

I can't give enough upvotes to this post. Just incredibly well done.

[–]spraynpray87 0 points1 point ago

This was great till i got to the 4th image...now I'm sad :(

[–]xKismetx 0 points1 point ago

I know nothing about american football, this was still funny. Good on ya.

[–]tehweave 1 point2 points ago

This had me giggling throughout. Well made.

[–]conrad98 1 point2 points ago

Jets fan here. I was waiting for sanchez to pop up and was disappointed at how little there was. Needs a lot more sanchez bashing

[–]Chexmix36 0 points1 point ago

This is great

[–]heir2air 1 point2 points ago

someone has to much time on their hands

[–]robbiefreeze 0 points1 point ago

ahh, poor Rivers. Gets the boot quick!

[–]Mxpxrocks2 0 points1 point ago

Well all I have to say is go Peyton, you deserve another win!

[–]globus_pallidus 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else see the "generated at fakeconvos.net" on the bottom right?

[–]JPugzz 1 point2 points ago

Where's Kevin Kolb?

[–]NSskier90 1 point2 points ago

hahahah holy fucking shit I Lost so hard at this! "In the time it took him to write that comment he threw 3 INT's"

"and killed 3 dogs" LOLOL Eli manning going hard on Vick

[–]cristian9412 1 point2 points ago

would it be to much to ask for to do this throughout the whole season

[–]Dtomb 0 points1 point ago

I literally laughed until i could not breathe at this.

[–]enttastic1 0 points1 point ago

funniest. shit. ever.

[–]brewerbeast105 0 points1 point ago

i was having a shit day, but this changed it. thank you

[–]Ianpro975 0 points1 point ago

Most Offensive Comments: "Your hair looks stupid" "Your head looks stupid"

[–]svivvty 0 points1 point ago

Imma kill you Manning

[–]sadwer 1 point2 points ago

The moment I lost it:

Romo: "'Sup?"

[–]sittty 0 points1 point ago

did they really say that?

[–]Viewtiful_7 0 points1 point ago

Lions lead the NFL in passing yards despite a poor record, and Stafford is a no-show anyway. :( He would've been ripe for comedy, having his own material as well as things for the other QBs to throw in his face.

[–]The_Commission 0 points1 point ago

Fucking hilarity