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[–]profhound 414 points415 points ago

From a liberal-ish non-Christian, please continue to share your viewpoints. They are valid and important to discussion.

[–]thejoysoftrout 14 points15 points ago

You mean OP isn't a baby raper like Reddit makes Christians/Republicans out to be?

Huh.

[–]Springheeljac 153 points154 points ago

Well maybe not valid. :)

[–]Raggle_Fraggle 107 points108 points ago

This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]Serge3444 45 points46 points ago

This is why we never had nice things.

[–]BILL_MURRAYS_COCK 8 points9 points ago

are you telling me that Jesus didn't ride a velociraptor?

[–]excommunicated 8 points9 points ago

Teach the controversy.

[–]jkd42 119 points120 points ago

Or important.

[–]johnyg 193 points194 points ago

in fact let's just not discuss it.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 106 points107 points ago

NO SHARING.

[–]xsourdieselx 27 points28 points ago

Solid plan.

[–]Lying_Cake 35 points36 points ago

Tis a silly place.

[–]b_eazy 22 points23 points ago

Conservative view points can be valid. Well, fiscal conservatism in its true form can be. I don't see any validity in conservative social values or "Traditional Values"

I'm not sure how christian view points can be valid. Given valid is defined as: a : well-grounded or justifiable : being at once relevant and meaningful or b : logically correct. They can only be justified by use of the bible, and justifying something with itself is... well.... invalid

[–]ruinercollector 5 points6 points ago

Who said anything about fiscal conservatism? He said very clearly he was a republican...

[–]3030threat 36 points37 points ago

Yeah. There's a prevailing belief that "socially conservative" viewpoints are just as valid as liberal viewpoints just because a significant part of the country is socially conservative. Viewpoints which are backward and unsupported by evidence should not be held in such high regard.

[–]9212 15 points16 points ago

So, you're maintaining the liberal viewpoints are supported by superior evidence than conservative ones?

[–]3030threat 28 points29 points ago

Yes, but only social viewpoints. Fiscal conservatism I have no problem with, but social conservatism is truly backwards because it takes away the freedoms of the minority through the beliefs of the majority (notice I'm mostly referring to far-right stances such as restricting gay marriage and stopping abortion). When was the last time someone's rights were taken away because America was too liberal?

[–]dogboyboy 74 points75 points ago

I'm not sure how christian view points can be valid.

Yeah, 'do onto others as you would have done to you' and 'love thy enemy,' no one can justify that kind of crap.

[–]SlaughterMeister 70 points71 points ago

So, now we're taking aspects of human psychology that have been manifested in literally every single religion/culture in the history of human civilization and attributing them to a single religion? Sounds good.

[–]mdax8414 37 points38 points ago

LET THE SHIT-FLINGING BEGIN!

[–]smallsmerry01 8 points9 points ago

While all religions agree with that, he has a point, it is a Christian value...

[–]Otiac 3 points4 points ago

The Hittites, Babylonians, etc.

[–]berserker87 2 points3 points ago

Those are christian viewpoints. He never said anything about the god argument.

[–]twlscil 30 points31 points ago

to think of these as actual christian view points is to ignore the entire history of christianity.

[–]kaptinkracker 13 points14 points ago

Ok guys this is why top headline says "Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny."

[–]TheNewYorkJetCocks 23 points24 points ago

Religion is powerful. Like any other power, it can be abused. Look at the crusades, look at the radical Muslims. I don't blame the religion, I blame the people that use it to manipulate others.

[–]whotoldbrecht 31 points32 points ago

Religion is great for the individual but bad for the masses. No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

[–]CookieDoughCooter 4 points5 points ago

No sole cell in a life-saving antibiotic ever felt significant, either. The door swings both ways.

[–]Serge3444 1 point2 points ago

wow. most valid analogy ive ever read on this website.

[–]SRTohigh 2 points3 points ago

well put...have an upvote

[–]Electro_Sapien 29 points30 points ago

Or every other religion. Every form of religion I have run into has some variation on this same theme.

[–]MyNameIsPitt 24 points25 points ago

No, this fallacy is annoying. Christianity didn't promote killing Jews or whatever you're accusing them for. Some practitioners did kill people and break Christian values but just because they're Christians doesn't mean that's what every fucking Christian does.

[–]Silverstance 22 points23 points ago

I think he means the golden rule predates Jesus in written form by at least 600 years for example. There were variations of this through out the world. Its not a Christian view point as much as it is a human view point.

[–]Ell975 6 points7 points ago

I don't know. Look at the old testament, God did and told us to do some pretty dodgy things.

[–]awkward___silence 8 points9 points ago

We will just ignore the crusades.

[–]INeverRedditAtWork 4 points5 points ago

And the spanish inquisition was not brought on by people following the teachings of christianity, burning hundreds of thousands of innocent people at the stake just because they weren't christian. And the crusades were DEFINITELY NOT a greasy scheme to get all of europe to invade the holy land and slaughter all the Muslims, just because they weren't christian.

[–]NotAVegetarian 8 points9 points ago

Hmm, Conservative Social Views can be linked to many other reasons, rather than just biblical justification.

The primary reason for a great deal of these conservative viewpoints is societal order. For example, sexual prohibitions attempt to regulate sexual behavior such that it reduces pregnancy before marriage, leading to a more stable household (not in every case, of course, but in a broad sense, it is more stable) Also, regulating sexual intercourse to be between a husband and wife also greatly increases the bonding that occurs sexually, as it is diminished when shared with multiple partners; and this further leads to a more stable household. A more stable household leads to better parented children, better parented children are more likely to make better decisions, get a better education, and perform better in life.

Traditional values stem from Order, while Modern values stem from Liberty.

[–]wafflestompr 2 points3 points ago

The problem is that sexual prohibitions don't work. We evolved to fuck. Our sole purpose here, just like any other animal (or living thing for that matter), is to make more of ourselves. The socially liberal viewpoint tends to be pragmatic about it. Teach kids about birth control and STDs and let them do what we are meant to do. The socially conservative viewpoint tends to preach abstinence-only education. Here's an example: Mississippi has the highest percentage of abstinence-only sexual education programs, as well as the highest number of teen pregnancies. This holds true for many other states with the same policies. Here is a peer-reviewed paper on it (implies correlation, not definitive causation, but I feel the point still stands).

As far as the husband/wife nuclear family mantra, 50% of marriages end in divorce anyway. I'm not saying it's impossible to be monogamous (as shown by that other 50%), but let's be realistic here. Also, homosexuality has been observed in 500 species and counting. We're not special and unique in that regard.

The conservative viewpoint is entirely idealistic and goes against our baser instincts. In the end, we're still apes, just really smart ones that conquered the world and its resources. Conquering our chemical instincts goes against who we really are.

Unfortunately, the religious aspect tends to cause a good chunk of people to turn a blind eye to a lot of the above. It places man above all else by some sort of divine provenance that we're not just bags of chemicals interacting with one another like every other being on this planet. Just because we have higher-order thinking doesn't mean flat-out denial of our urges that are millions of years in the making.

[–]torrentami 2 points3 points ago

The problem is these are not things that can be regulated in any way. And honestly, if the goal of social conservatism is to household stability and better parented children, you'd be far more successful if you spent your efforts on education, healthcare, exercise, and stopped worrying about who's having sex and when.

[–]Zack1018 1 point2 points ago

I think it would help if they weren't drowned in down votes every time they post. Just a suggestion.

[–]d3r3k1449 0 points1 point ago

This is the fair and mature response...however I cannot consider it all valid. Such as Creationism. Not that all Christians believe that.

[–]9212 186 points187 points ago

I'm Christian. And I wish you hadn't brought religion or politics into /r/funny.

[–]Epithemus 72 points73 points ago

I'm an atheist and I agree. The choo choo free karma trains are going to collide in the comments every time.

[–]9212 34 points35 points ago

Die heretic.

Now that's funny. I don't care who ya' are.

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy 6 points7 points ago

I got scared then laughed.

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[–]SasquatchPhD 33 points34 points ago

As a Canadian I'm prepared to not care.

We just need your Netflix, so keep it up.

[–]Warlizard 42 points43 points ago

If you were over 40, you'd have the trifecta.

[–]JamesTheGodMason 47 points48 points ago

do we hate old people now? I didn't get the memo

[–]Kris_Carter 19 points20 points ago

everyone hates the elderly.

Now you got the memo.

[–]JamesTheGodMason 8 points9 points ago

Ok, now to go sharpen my pitchfork

[–]DJUrsus 4 points5 points ago

Suddenly, I'm reading all your responses in Eddie Izzard's James Mason voice.

[–]9212 9 points10 points ago

Yah, pretty much.

[–]ubomw 3 points4 points ago

  1. Old. I didn't feel this way.

[–]obvnotlupus 14 points15 points ago

Or overweight

[–]BornInReddit 8 points9 points ago

I hate it when people make good comments on reddit but all I can focus on is how much I like their choice of words. Trifecta. Trriiiiifeeeeeeccctaaaa..

[–]Nellyville1985 1 point2 points ago

or a woman

[–]USMCEvan 5 points6 points ago

No we only hate them of they don't post in GW.

[–]rhunex 20 points21 points ago

/r/Republican

/r/Christianity

That should get you started.

[–]Dsch1ngh1s_Khan 23 points24 points ago

[–]Minyme2009 8 points9 points ago

I read that in Obama's voice, was very confused.

[–]mecrosis 41 points42 points ago

Funnily enough this is how I feel as an atheist liberal IRL.

[–]stevo42 9 points10 points ago

You're in the south, aren't you?

[–]mpbmw318is 4 points5 points ago

Fuck man, I'm in California and I feel that way often

[–]mecrosis 0 points1 point ago

I live in CT. Its not the liberal part that's the issue.

[–]cavscout55 3 points4 points ago

i'm a christian and republican as well. but you seriously had to know this was going to spark some serious debate.

[–]ethanoffthechain 62 points63 points ago

As a Christian, I dare not stumble into the political or religious part of Reddit. 'Tis a scary thought.

[–]oishiinigiri 21 points22 points ago

As an atheist liberal woman in the military living in a highly religious city, I dare not stumble into... anywhere.

[–]March_of_the_ENTropy 42 points43 points ago

As a black gay cat owning scientist with downs syndrome, karma to the left, please

[–]oishiinigiri 3 points4 points ago

I didn't have a choice but to up vote you once I learned that you're a gay black cat. How do you fill up beakers with all of that fur and no thumbs, though?

Edit: oh you OWN the scientist. I mean, most cats do own their humans anyway. My cat got jipped, all I am good for is feeding her and rescuing toy mice from the toilet.

[–]Admiral_Donuts 0 points1 point ago

Military's okay, just don't be a cop.

Edit: On Reddit.

[–]nermid 0 points1 point ago

Too good for /r/christianity?

[–]FaroutIGE 72 points73 points ago

"How I feel being secular and nonpartisan in America"

FTFY

[–]itaintme 100 points101 points ago

I don't understand Christian / Conservative at the same time. Jesus was like the world's biggest liberal, even according to his often confusing presskit.

[–]_venkman 17 points18 points ago

On the personal level, absolutely. He never really spoke about the role of government, though. Christians aren't really supposed to be so concerned with "earthly" kingdoms, if you will :)

[–]ilovereposts 70 points71 points ago

Distributing your own wealth among the poor, and believing that the government should be structured to force a more even distribution of wealth (over-simplified view of welfare programs) are two very different things. Personal self-sacrifice was the core of what he actually taught and falls completely outside what the role of government should be.

However, "Render unto Cesar what is Cesar's" doesn't exactly make him sound like a Tea-bagger.

[–]ikorolou 28 points29 points ago

the render unto Cesar part is mostly saying that paying taxes and following laws that don't conflict with the message of the bible is (well should be) part of Christian morality

[–]ilovereposts 23 points24 points ago

I always took as a way of him explaining that his kingdom was not of this world so everyone should just calm the fuck down and realize that no worldly government has power over your soul which is where your focus should belong.

[–]loondawg 5 points6 points ago

Take heed that you give not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise you have no reward of your Father who is in heaven. - Matthew 6:1

EDIT; This comment actually belonged somewhere else but I accidentally responded to the wrong comment. I'll leave it though since it's actually good advice, even if you aren't religious.

[–]madsonm 10 points11 points ago

So basically the Republicans are trying to change some laws (no abortion, no gay marriage, Christianity in schools) to force people into Christianity but are simultaneously wanting to change other laws (taxes) to keep them out?

[–]Zack1018 13 points14 points ago

I don't see how restricting abortions forces people into Christianity. You may not see it as wrong, but they see it as murder. Try to look at it from their perspective and you'll understand why it's such a strong movement.

[–]ilovereposts 3 points4 points ago

Thank you for that. Gay marriage and teaching Christianity in schools is one thing but according to their definition of life, abortion is murder so I don't think it has a place in this discussion.

[–]ilovereposts 3 points4 points ago

Seems pretty silly doesn't it.

[–]Silverstance 3 points4 points ago

Maybe its more the traditional republican stances of

  • Pro death penalty

  • Anti immigration

  • Pull yourself up by your bootstraps

  • Anti social programs (this is usually priority 1 to dismantle when shrinking government, why not last?)

  • Pro war (Republicans overwhelmingly supported the Iraq war)

  • etc

[–]Directors_Cut 109 points110 points ago

Its fine to be a Christian or a Republican on Reddit, just don't be a dick about it.

[–]RedTiger013 261 points262 points ago

Goes both ways

[–]JamesTheGodMason 90 points91 points ago

Like your mom

[–]9212 59 points60 points ago

That's being a dick.

[–]fozziefreakingbear 5 points6 points ago

Is your Reddit username supposed to being the date you joined? Because it says you joined on the first. Just curious.

[–]fearsofgun 2 points3 points ago

[–]RalphiesBoogers 72 points73 points ago

Yeah, be courteous, polite, thoughtful, and modest, like /r/atheism.

[–]JamesTheGodMason 28 points29 points ago

I sense some bravery in those boogers

[–]RalphiesBoogers 18 points19 points ago

No, it was blood :(

[–]Epithemus 9 points10 points ago

This gif is a progressive atheist in the bible belt irl. You'd want to let off steam every once in a while. Why not your own sub?

And it doesn't make the front page, but whenever a Christian/Muslim comes in with genuine questions and no pre conceived notions "being attacked," they get polite and thought out responses for the most part.

[–]no_egrets 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, I hate it when I'm watching my browser surf the web and it opens up /r/atheism by itself. They should stop spreading their hateful viewpoints all around that isolated subreddit, it's disrespectful.

[–]Jahames 4 points5 points ago

Well considering when you first join Reddit you're automatically subscribed to it its a little annoying.

[–]Vanderrr 3 points4 points ago

Its a "Don't ask, don't tell" kinda thing.

[–]trirsquared 6 points7 points ago

However atheist liberals are welcome to be asshole. (rolleyes)

[–]HappensALot 7 points8 points ago

Its fine to be a Christian or a Republican on Reddit, just don't comment ever.

FTFY

[–]BillTheUnjust 9 points10 points ago

I clicked the link expecting to see the "Fuck me right?" meme.

[–]stevo42 3 points4 points ago

Also appropriate

[–]ServerGeek 13 points14 points ago

We found him! Man your pitchforks, everybody!

[–]Professor_Derpsalot 3 points4 points ago

"CHARLES START THE PLANE START THE PLANE NOW!"

[–]CaptainYoshi 3 points4 points ago

HE'S DIFFERENT, GET HIM!

[–]PissedOffYoda 10 points11 points ago

White Christian Republicans are known to be the most persecuted, downtrodden demographic, ever!

[–]CivilCJ 5 points6 points ago

Right there with you buddy. Still not voting for Romney though.

[–]GoldenRule11 46 points47 points ago

I know dat feel. Apparently /r/politics should be called /r/democrats because the moment you post anything republican or not from CNN you get downvoted. And /r/atheism should be called /r/becomeanatheistnow

[–]Hurm 38 points39 points ago

I'll give you the politics one, but... why the hell would /r/atheism be anything other than "hey, atheism makes sense, and making sense is awesome"? I've seen numerous occasions where a theist will post there and NOT be tarred and feathered. It usually coincides with theists being nice, reasonable, and rational.

[–]TheNewYorkJetCocks 10 points11 points ago

I've only ever argued with them once. I wasn't hit by a downvote brigade, and I was actually given stimulating conversation. Every group has their nut jobs. EVERY GROUP WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Sadly it's these nutjobs that get all the attention and end up representing these groups as a whole.

[–]NightAria 3 points4 points ago

I find most republican posts on /r/politics only include name calling like libtards or are just a circlejerk about how /r/politics is a circlejerk, and that shit is just plain annoying.

[–]cromstantinople 8 points9 points ago

Just curious, can you explain what it is about those demographics that you find compelling? I'm especially curious about the republican part. I feel as though the republican party of the present has become so skewed and lock-step that many republicans of the past would be seen almost as heretics by the current crop. As for being a Christian, by all means don't stop. That is if you actually adhere to Jesus' teachings. As Gandhi said "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Or don't, it's just reddit. :)

[–]1ferriswheel98 7 points8 points ago

Well, this was posted on a brand new account, its been active for less than a day. So its nice to know that you've only felt like this for a 2 hours minimum.

[–]Kokana 33 points34 points ago

lol you are correct sir. and here i thought i was all alone on reddit :P

[–]heardlb 18 points19 points ago

That makes 3 of us

[–]s1nbad 13 points14 points ago

4! can we hit ten?!

[–]wrestlingnrj 9 points10 points ago

  1. Christian and conservative (not republican)

[–]Shiftz 7 points8 points ago

6 and a half!

[–]hergashmerg 4 points5 points ago

9 and a half!

[–]thegreatvortigaunt 12 points13 points ago

Try being a Muslim on here. At least Christians aren't labelled as violent scum.

EDIT: I'm not a Muslim guys, just thought I would make that clear. But I don't have to follow the faith to defend the people who do.

[–]loevenzaan 6 points7 points ago

try being a muslim ANYWHERE, including the Great Nations under Sharia Law and other totalitarian regimes.

[–]scotchard 2 points3 points ago

Christian here, and upvoting your comment because you are right and that stinks. We both get bad raps because of our beliefs, or because of the action of others who are extreme and do not represent the majority of us on either side.

And whether Muslims or Christian, we are both sons of Abraham. Ok, so there is also some disagreement after that and some mild skirmishes I may have heard about over the years, but aside from that, I don't see why we cannot all get along.

[–]icelumni 4 points5 points ago

After reading some of the comments in this threat, I understand why you feel that way.

[–]SuttonWho 8 points9 points ago

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for you are with me; your rod and your staff they comfort me.

You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies: you anoint my head with oil; my cup runs over.

[–]4realthistime 9 points10 points ago

So brave....

[–]overused-meme-alert -1 points0 points ago

So brave

woo-woo-woo

.

[–]mnick_11 0 points1 point ago

I feel the exact same way.

[–]mj258 0 points1 point ago

real niggas say true

[–]mitchrodee 0 points1 point ago

Then why come here? Why would hang around somewhere where you feel you're being attacked?

[–]mrmateo 1 point2 points ago

on an unrelated note. i went to the beach where they filmed that scene and most of the scenes on that island. i love Dominica.

[–]IStandUpForYou 3 points4 points ago

As an independent agnostic, I don't know what to think of things.

[–]TunicaExterna 3 points4 points ago

Hahahahahahahaha but seriously GET OUT

[–]FriendzonedBoyfriend 2 points3 points ago

How I feel being a liberal atheist in the real world: http://i.imgur.com/QMlGx.gif

[–]bumscaglysdexia 7 points8 points ago

Christians and republicans have a tendency to feel victimized and maintain a martyr complex wherever they go. Although I think its probably a human tendency to feel outnumbered and disenfranchised its much more encouraged and reinforced by religious dogma and conservative ideology.

[–]brycehanson 5 points6 points ago

I like how this thread perfectly demonstrates this sentiment. Sweet irony.

[–]Spudley_Mac 8 points9 points ago

Because Jesus would be in favor of tax cuts for the rich

[–]Zao1 0 points1 point ago

If it would benefit the poor would he not be?

The college freshmen on reddit like to think everything is black and white, but there is strong economic evidence showing that tax cuts do lead to economic growth.

[–]theWonderslug 9 points10 points ago

abandon all your beliefs and we'll stop chasing you

[–]RalphiesBoogers 16 points17 points ago

I thought you were about to say "abandon all hope ye who enter here".

[–]jgzman 7 points8 points ago

That used to be on the front page of reddit, I think.

Had to take it down, since it scared people away.

[–]TheRaymac 3 points4 points ago

Christians tried that in 15th century Spain. It's not a high point in history.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 3 points4 points ago

[–]REBELYELLoz 9 points10 points ago

Pretty sure nobody moderates r/funny.

[–]Lying_Cake -1 points0 points ago

Right there with ya man.

[–]kinguzumaki 2 points3 points ago

How I feel being a Christian and a republican on Reddit

FTFY

[–]jankovic92 2 points3 points ago

Add being a teenager and some grammar mistakes and it will be like this.

[–]maxcervellli 2 points3 points ago

Mitts the Tits <3 Jesus

[–]bpiraeus 1 point2 points ago

I think he just called us a bunch of savages.

[–]motivaction 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same being a tolerant atheist. (Sometims I go to r/all and get lost in r/atheism. Or maybe we should call it r/fundamentalatheism)

[–]kimburly 0 points1 point ago

I remember when I was both of those things as well... Now, after several months of redditing, I am neither.

[–]Zondraxor -1 points0 points ago

Two months is not what I consider several, so I gather that this is not your oldest account.

[–]squeeky_shark2342 -1 points0 points ago

I feel you...

[–]SargeMacLethal -2 points-1 points ago

I feel ya, brah

[–]support_the_surreal 1 point2 points ago

I think the real problem is in the ways we appraise the word Christian and conservative. The modern view of them is now a far right wing person who has unfavorable views to the majority of the reddit audience. I would say in reality you are probably a good person with a differing opinion. Depends on how different and your reasons why, but putting it out there that you are a Christian or conservative makes you any easy target.

[–]InsertOffensiveName -1 points0 points ago

As if republicans would be anything like "chased" here... I wont forget the "Ron Paul" hype around this place.

[–]Aldesso 1 point2 points ago

i read a lot of these comments then i jumped head first into a wall to forget said comments. it didnt work.

[–]YolkoOhno 1 point2 points ago

To me, it feels like going outside and people are eating each other even though In-N-Out is giving away free cheeseburgers, so I grab some cheeseburgers and every one mocks me as I run back inside and pretend like I never went to In-N-Out.

[–]Shnazzyone -1 points0 points ago

I'm fine with you being christian, Republican, hey that's alright. Repost an pirates of the Caribbean gif. Now I hate you.

[–]funsnailz 1 point2 points ago

I feel the exact same way.

[–]Aperture_Lab_Tech -1 points0 points ago

GOOD

[–]gearhead454 0 points1 point ago

Ok, But just no Irish.

[–]Lonlonfarm 0 points1 point ago

Do what you do.

[–]kipjak3rd -1 points0 points ago

We are not savages.

[–]TardisMechanic 1 point2 points ago

That's about the equivalent of being a gay minority democrat in Carl Rove's dungeon.

You are gonna have a bad time.

[–]Honeyb4 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel bro

[–]ElricG 1 point2 points ago

I feel like they should be throwing downvote spears or spewing bile. either or.

[–]delmar15 1 point2 points ago

I have feeling he's neither christian, nor republican.

[–]KadieXKiller 1 point2 points ago

I feel your pain, my friend.

[–]blaghart -1 points0 points ago

I see nothing wrong with either as long a u support the teachings of jesus by supporting the poor and less fortunate and follow the platform of republicans to limit big government by not making laws which limit the rights of women or internet users.

[–]zombiebunnie 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure its more like this.

Also, I'm a bleeding heart liberal Buddhist and I get butchered a lot of times.

But hey, at least you have your mountains of money to help you sleep at night.

[–]Haleljacob -1 points0 points ago

I'm probably one of the people in that crowd

[–]landonoli1 0 points1 point ago

i know that feel bro....

[–]downsunup 1 point2 points ago

humanity still hasn't evolved passed a black & white view of the world. how do you create a system that polarizes to 2 ends of the extreme and not expect to divide a country in half? lol

[–]nottodayfolks -1 points0 points ago

AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDD Karma whore.

[–]6Foot12 0 points1 point ago

And OP never said a word.

[–]b1zatch 0 points1 point ago

From an atheist republican, please continue to post republican ideas, most of the politics that come out of /r/politics are immature and implausible.

[–]notmyrealnam3 1 point2 points ago

republican i can understand (i don't "get" but there are likely reasons and i love to hear them) heck i am canadian, i don't even really "get" democrats

sorry, the christian i respect your right to be, but i can't respect you anymore than someone who worships mickey mouse

[–]Torvaun 0 points1 point ago

It's the same for you in the real world, except there you're one of the other guys.

[–]pizz901 0 points1 point ago

What the hell is this gif from? It's driving me crazy!

[–]jbeck12 0 points1 point ago

Redundant

[–]AnomalousGonzo 0 points1 point ago

It's a dangerous thing to surround yourself only with people who agree with you. Thanks for rounding out the community.

[–]rygnar 0 points1 point ago

All those people yelling after you are just telling you to use your brain :(

[–]VintageRuins 0 points1 point ago

[–]thegmx 0 points1 point ago

What type of Christian and Republican?

[–]TruthByJoe 0 points1 point ago

How I feel about this post, Well Done

[–]qjkxkcd -1 points0 points ago

*How I feel being an atheist and liberal in a red state

[–]Oh_Love -1 points0 points ago

pfff you cant run that fast

[–]Azamat-Bagatov 1 point2 points ago

rightly so

[–]DaveFishBulb 0 points1 point ago

Says a lot, doesn't it?

[–]AbelianCommuter 1 point2 points ago

Yes do share. However it is my experience that Christian and Republican are synonyms.

[–]firematt422 1 point2 points ago

I think this post might have done better in r/circlejerk.

[–]zerpderp 1 point2 points ago

You feel like a .gif?

[–]jonathan881 -1 points0 points ago

it boils down to unfounded belief - it's a bad thing

[–]sedfat 0 points1 point ago

Then you run into a fridge.

[–]I_R_Moose -1 points0 points ago

I don't have an opinion on this. But I love Johnny Depp. Lone Ranger here I come. Ha come. No one is going to see my love for Johnny :c

[–]I_Am_The_Insane_One -1 points0 points ago

I feel ya bro

[–]Middlewhelan -1 points0 points ago

Stay strong fellow believer!!!

[–]Sampsa21 0 points1 point ago

You can't run forever if you stay on Reddit.

[–]Alien51 0 points1 point ago

Every single conservative vs liberal debate nowadays always boils down to Evolutionism vs Creationism.

Difference of religion.