Boise State Football equipment truck hit a cow on the way to Southern Miss... Ain't that some bullshit.

mcphizzle66 · 2012-10-04T19:34:31+00:00

The cow shit to blood ratio seems strange.

super_INEK · 2012-10-04T20:49:29+00:00

MOOO BITCH GET OUT THE HAY!!

MapleButter · 2012-10-04T22:20:26+00:00

Is the cow okay?

brelkor · 2012-10-04T22:37:46+00:00

Its mostly partially digested grass (still gross). Cows are like 60% stomach.

otherwiseintelligent · 2012-10-04T22:43:29+00:00

I was next to a car that hit a deer on a highway once and my car looked very similar to this.

I pulled over to a roadside gas station and proceeded to try and clean it off the windows best I could with the radiator water hose and a squeegee (and yes I cleaned it afterwards).

As I was doing this the proprietor came up and stood beside me and quietly said:

"Buckwash."

MegaDed2897 · 2012-10-04T21:10:15+00:00

Great for the intimidation factor, though. Especially if you're playing a team called the Cows or Bulls or something. Just drive that sucker onto the field (over the opposing team's annoying-as-hell college band), and that's the halftime show.

damone9 · 2012-10-04T22:25:00+00:00

As much as I don't like posting things from reddit on my face book I'm from Boise and have to steal this thank you.

youcanthugeverycat · 2012-10-05T00:11:29+00:00

BSU: Where our driving skills are just as bad as our offense.

hswagmann · 2012-10-04T22:31:58+00:00

Looks like the truck won

AlanKurt47 · 2012-10-05T00:23:03+00:00

SMTTT

thenameisjd · 2012-10-05T00:52:12+00:00

upvote for "Ain't that some bullshit"

Trinityofwar · 2012-10-04T19:38:24+00:00

I bet the driver said Mooooooove

JoeTheKid09 · 2012-10-04T21:41:17+00:00

Go Eagles?

poorlittlemonkey · 2012-10-04T23:10:31+00:00

This kills the cow.

hattedhater · 2012-10-05T00:33:21+00:00

fuck yeah boise state

kelminak · 2012-10-04T22:21:48+00:00

Free upvote from a BSU student... :/

JonathanMerklin · 2012-10-04T23:47:38+00:00

Their driving game is even worse than their kicking game

LSUTTONIII · 2012-10-05T00:01:30+00:00

I go to Southern Miss and that poor cow postponed our asswhooping.. R.I.P. cow

Smellanor_Rigby · 2012-10-05T00:34:13+00:00

SMTTT! Try to get your asses kicked with dignity, boys!

redditette · 2012-10-04T23:17:51+00:00

Probably about 15 years ago? A friend's son was on a football team, and their bus hit a cow. No one was sitting in the front seat closest to the door, which was good, because that is where one of the front feet lodged.

Sgt_Meowmers · 2012-10-04T23:22:15+00:00

Hey wait a second I go there! When did this happen?

Monatomic · 2012-10-04T23:44:19+00:00

Just foreshadowing what our defense is going to do all year. Go Broncos.

organicsarcasm · 2012-10-05T00:36:40+00:00

IS THE COW OKAY?

uswest_LINSANITY · 2012-10-05T00:43:07+00:00

and hes still texting

whitewateractual · 2012-10-04T22:58:57+00:00

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!

Donelsu · 2012-10-05T00:03:31+00:00

That cow is the only thing BSU will soundly beat all year.

Ventanator · 2012-10-05T00:00:02+00:00

I go to Southern Miss. I can confirm that this is some moo shit.

Awwhitney60 · 2012-10-05T00:30:37+00:00

As a Fresno State fan, that looks like Boise's O-line hitting our D-line.

WHARGARBEEES · 2012-10-05T00:55:52+00:00

How do you accidentally hit a cow? It's not like they leap in front of your car like deer.

I can maybe understand a sportscar or something going quickly, but a big rig?

pdx1230 · 2012-10-05T01:44:41+00:00

Holy cow.

red_polo · 2012-10-05T02:44:43+00:00

As a Canadian, and being somewhat out of touch with pro football, I am extremely surprised that a university can afford a truck for sports when my school can barely pay for T.A.s :(

TheRepostReport · 2012-10-04T23:52:35+00:00

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Boise State Equipment Truck hits a cow	7^coms	-1^pt	4^hrs	WTF
Boise State's equipment truck hit a cow on the way to Southern Miss	3^coms	2^pts	4^hrs	pics
My schools equipment truck hit a cow...	7^coms	-2^pts	3^hrs	WTF
Boise State's equipment truck hit a cow on the way to their game against Southern Miss.	2^coms	-5^pts	3^hrs	WTF
Boise State football equipment truck hits a cow on way to Southern Mississippi	1^com	0^pts	4^hrs	WTF
Boise State college football truck hits a cow on freeway.	3^coms	-2^pts	2^hrs	WTF

iamjamin · 2012-10-04T22:58:19+00:00

Is.... the cow ok?

Meh4life · 2012-10-04T23:19:21+00:00

I also go to BSU.....Upvote?

Lick79me · 2012-10-04T21:14:48+00:00

Never seen a pic posted so many times in one day !!

mrpoopfeast420 · 2012-10-04T22:41:55+00:00

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's just Ground Round. Let's make some spaghetti sauce

borderbox · 2012-10-04T22:43:23+00:00

We send out the cows when we feel threatened in football.

timodmo · 2012-10-04T22:51:10+00:00

Nice job with the bullshit joke there

Dignified · 2012-10-04T22:51:10+00:00

So that's what a cowsplosion looks like.

Bacon_Mcshig · 2012-10-04T22:54:41+00:00

Hows that for style points?!!

ldooks · 2012-10-04T22:59:11+00:00

TIL: cows are mostly poop

maseratimaniac · 2012-10-04T23:06:34+00:00

mmmmmm ground beef

Jimmyjohn678 · 2012-10-04T23:23:54+00:00

I have a beef with this picture and I feel other redditors moo too.

sumco2 · 2012-10-04T23:26:09+00:00

Upvote because I go here!

Jackjacks · 2012-10-04T23:28:23+00:00

Don't have a cow man.

amlaviol · 2012-10-04T23:36:50+00:00

cow shit*

Gangster_of_Lo_e · 2012-10-04T23:41:46+00:00

How do you miss seeing a big ass cow on the road?

easy_Money · 2012-10-04T23:43:47+00:00

Good thing it was the equipment truck and not the water boy sedan.

gar37bic · 2012-10-04T23:45:25+00:00

The politicians were right! There IS pie in the sky ...

igetthatreference · 2012-10-04T23:46:14+00:00

That would be udderly terrifying to witness.

MysticX · 2012-10-04T23:46:48+00:00

Since the meat was "massaged" by the grill of the truck, can they call it instant kobe?

langer44 · 2012-10-04T23:47:43+00:00

id love to hear any updates about this, because this is great

DarkChii · 2012-10-04T23:47:45+00:00

Poor little K-whopper

sweetsweetcoffee · 2012-10-04T23:48:25+00:00

He really tapped dat ass.

Scotch_Whiskey · 2012-10-04T23:50:33+00:00

Apparently he found a better way to take a look at a t-bone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LN23qErZDM

Mralexhartniss · 2012-10-04T23:51:15+00:00

"he came outta nowhere!!" ...pshhhh haha

biga415 · 2012-10-04T23:51:30+00:00

so...hows the cow?

inthemorning33 · 2012-10-04T23:52:02+00:00

I half expect James Rolfe to do a video on this.

arson51 · 2012-10-04T23:52:03+00:00

This kills the cow.

seattlechica · 2012-10-04T23:52:54+00:00

That cow must have just darted in front of him... sneaky thing.

Toasiddy · 2012-10-04T23:53:11+00:00

"Cow" right...

DirtPile · 2012-10-04T23:55:22+00:00

Cows and bulls differ in gender.

rgzzo · 2012-10-04T23:55:46+00:00

TIL cows are made of poop only.

jwells2553 · 2012-10-04T23:56:09+00:00

That really stinks.

fuber · 2012-10-04T23:56:37+00:00

What's the last thing that went through the cow's head?

His butt!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Cartoonzinho · 2012-10-04T23:56:56+00:00

Oh man, I hope theres extra money in the school's budget for another equipment truck...

notmyuglyside · 2012-10-04T23:56:59+00:00

Is it dead?

bobthecow81 · 2012-10-04T23:57:30+00:00

I'd imagine this accident made a loud "FUMP"...followed by a series of distant plops...

TripleAPlan · 2012-10-04T23:57:30+00:00

Anyone looking for ground beef?

cagekicker · 2012-10-04T23:57:35+00:00

That woulda scared the shit out of me...

Momulator · 2012-10-04T23:58:09+00:00

I Love an /r/WTF post that makes me actually say WTF

Cyberogue · 2012-10-05T00:03:35+00:00

Free steak

Corvandus · 2012-10-05T00:05:08+00:00

That poor beast. At least it was probably a quick death.

anglophoenix216 · 2012-10-05T00:05:32+00:00

And I live about 10 miles away from there

Harbinger1984 · 2012-10-05T00:07:56+00:00

No that would be some cow shit.

burghswag · 2012-10-05T00:09:28+00:00

Smoked it.

CamCamJenkins · 2012-10-05T00:13:48+00:00

I'm pretty shitty when it comes to puns :-\

P.S is the cow ok?

SquidLoaf · 2012-10-05T00:13:49+00:00

*Cowshit

feedingmydreams · 2012-10-05T00:14:30+00:00

There are so many cattle on each side of the interstate when you're in cattle country. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.

Bohzee · 2012-10-05T00:14:32+00:00

remember people: everyone you see...THERE'S SHIT AND PISS IN HIM/HER!!!

spetholas · 2012-10-05T00:16:16+00:00

Holey Cow

HandsomeB · 2012-10-05T00:17:27+00:00

If that open range territory they'll have to pay for the cow and offspring, no?

LoliconWeedlord · 2012-10-05T00:18:05+00:00

That poor cow!

drenchedkitten · 2012-10-05T00:18:44+00:00

Shit just got real.

knyght5 · 2012-10-05T00:21:02+00:00

You'd think someone from the Best Trucking School in the Nation would be a better truck driver...

KermittehFrog · 2012-10-05T00:22:00+00:00

Oh shit!

neonraisin · 2012-10-05T00:23:30+00:00

Look at all that SHIT.

LegitHolt · 2012-10-05T00:25:59+00:00

Request to OP: Pic of cow.

WTF

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