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Good Guy CM Punk (imgur.com)

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[–]ZigglersHEELSold by Ziggler[S] 35 points36 points ago

Epic heel move would have been to order a single pizza for the entire crowd.

[–]GreenK 20 points21 points ago

A single medium cheese pizza, no dipping sauce.

[–]nochilinopity 13 points14 points ago

New York style pizza

[–]SodaNinjaAte his Mask 2 points3 points ago

South Jersey Style Pizza, owned by two Purto Rican companions named Jose & Wilson.

[–]CMDrunkCult of Bourbonality 7 points8 points ago

This is Chicago. A heel WOULD HAVE included dipping sauce.

[–]thegrassyknollNEVER_HAPPENING 4 points5 points ago

Empty pizza boxes for the whole crowd.

[–]EssMarksTheSpot 2 points3 points ago

A bit like Reverse-Jesus, eh?

[–]SpikeIsBestDragonShe's only 95 pounds! 28 points29 points ago

Markout Man is over there enjoying pizza. http://i.imgur.com/vdxjc.jpg

[–]prboi#Respect 14 points15 points ago

What does this guy do that he not only has the money to fly around for all these shows but has the time to go to them?

[–]ChiddalingIt's not showing off.. 15 points16 points ago

This guy is on tv more than Zack Ryder.

[–]ZigglersHEELSold by Ziggler[S] 11 points12 points ago

He lives in or near Chicago per his Facebook page.

[–]prboi#Respect 6 points7 points ago

Well that explains why he's there but what about all the live Raws he's been to.

[–]Xtortion08I'm a snake! 11 points12 points ago

He stated in his AMA a while back that he works, but lives on a budget that allows him to do things like this. Probably just had a bunch of money left to him from parents/grandparents. /shrug

Whatever it is, more power to him!

[–]CMDrunkCult of Bourbonality 7 points8 points ago

I mean, he does only own one shirt. The dude could be thrifty on a level that puts Warren Buffet to shame.

[–]Edgely'RASSLIN IN THE DARK 0 points1 point ago

I imagine he wears the same shirt for recognition and character stability. Same as Sign Guy with his blue shirt and red hat.

[–]m4n0nthem0on 4 points5 points ago

Yeah man idk... His AMA actually created more questions than answers... He said he worked at Whole Foods in Chicago.. I mean I'm not judging anyone here, but how well does Whole Foods really pay? lol and geeez-us what is his schedule there?? lol he's at every RAW it seems like, so he's gotta drive to and from each state, to get back to work, also pay per views and now he's standing in line for punk's dvd and enjoying pizza!! God! ...jealousy issues :-( lol

[–]kamadamsFlippy Dippy 1 point2 points ago

They pay pretty well, even if you just do stocking.

[–]m4n0nthem0on 3 points4 points ago

http://www.glassdoor.com/Hourly-Pay/Whole-Foods-Hourly-Pay-E422.htm That's not the kind of money where you can travel to different states weekly lol

[–]kamadamsFlippy Dippy 0 points1 point ago

yeah everyone I know that works at Whole Foods makes more than that. and seriously he doesn't go to a different state every week. every month maybe.

[–]drizzt240 0 points1 point ago

He works for a Whole Foods, but he's "independently wealthy." That means he has lots of money he didn't make himself.

[–]Masler 1 point2 points ago

Is that one of Kings Shirts?

[–]SpikeIsBestDragonShe's only 95 pounds! 2 points3 points ago

It seems like the shirt he always wears when he appears on television.

[–]Sheeple_of_Reddit 9 points10 points ago

If I recall, He use to wear different shirts but since Lesnar came back and he became Markout Man, He has worn this shirt for all events since.

[–]Choose_DeathMNC 2.0 8 points9 points ago

That's pretty cool. He's honestly a great guy to those who treat him the same.

[–]Odametal 16 points17 points ago

It's all about respect.

[–]super_awesome_jrChinga Tu Aqua! 13 points14 points ago

IF YOU REALLY WANT RESPECT, PUNK, YOU HAVE TO BUY PIZZAS FOR ALL THE THEATERS IN AMERICA AND MAYBE SOME CHINESE TAKE OUT IF PIZZA'S NOT THEIR THING, BAH GAWD.

[–]retrospectsCult of Confusion 2 points3 points ago

While beating Cena... While being handcuffed to the turnbuckle, again.

[–]super_awesome_jrChinga Tu Aqua! 3 points4 points ago

This is all just Corporate Mankind vs. Stone Cold but slower, with the faces where the heels are and vice versa.

[–]ErikAllenAwake#HeelPunk 0 points1 point ago

One of the reasons some of his early (a few months ago) RESPECT! promos were so good is that he was echoing the way he is outside of the business. If you show him respect, he shows you respect. If you run up to him and start talking about being a fan, he tells you to fuck off.

I honestly like that.

[–]retrospectsCult of Confusion 0 points1 point ago

If I ever met punk I would talk baseball with him.

[–]BrickstreetHeyman Hustler[!] 10 points11 points ago

I'm looking at punk right now... Yes I'm in line. Will post updates if wanted. Anyone else here?

[–]JRadical21Slobberknocker! 7 points8 points ago

What a heel!

[–]chefmcduck*snarl* 3 points4 points ago

What you don't know is that he let Tensai lick all the pieces before it got sent out.

[–]gvas9841One Bad Mamma Jamma 0 points1 point ago

Mark out guy is in the house. http://i.imgur.com/Zg06t.jpg

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