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[–]daffmeister 116 points117 points ago

James Bond isn't nearly as good at monopoly as he is poker, huh?

[–]fAntom3188 28 points29 points ago

But he lost the poker game

[–]kungfukai 48 points49 points ago

He came back and won.

He just had to deal with dying of poison, no biggie.

[–]Dracomantis 8 points9 points ago

He also lost the hand that put him out first time round due to backstabbing, without it he would never have gone in.

[–]meatspun 0 points1 point ago

He had so much to learn on those days.

[–]mechabeast 28 points29 points ago

wow this didnt take long for someone to use this

[–]ProfessorDuncan 8 points9 points ago

Mr. Rad! :(

[–]pecka92 5 points6 points ago

Finish this game of Monopoly or THERE CAN BE ANOTHER BUS CRASH!

[–]Blargame 8 points9 points ago

Gonna go Daniel Craig that argument

[–]lifedragon99 5 points6 points ago

That guy (not Daniel Craig) is married to Cobie Smulders. There is hope for us yet.

[–]Wafflesorbust 3 points4 points ago

Really? All I got out of that is that Cobie Smulders is taken, which is basically the opposite of hope.

[–]onixblack 9 points10 points ago

Where did this come from lol

[–]DiddlyDooDiddle 1 point2 points ago

i dont like guns is a reference to layer cake for the record. brilliant movie.

[–]Knale 0 points1 point ago

My second favorite cold open to any movie I've ever seen.

[–]amuhammed82393 -2 points-1 points ago

Dafaq I just watch?

[–]fuckinbickety-bam 15 points16 points ago

I believe it is from a SNL promo. He is hosting this weekend I think.

[–]Ktmouse 4 points5 points ago

That's called the Russian Defense

[–]jakemyers7 6 points7 points ago

why is it called that?

[–]SofaCommander 38 points39 points ago

Because Khruschev famously slapped some papers off a desk during a summit with Kennedy around the same time Monopoly was being published for the first time in its modern (Parker Brothers) form. A common marketing strategy for board games at the time was to compare them to chess.

TL;DR I'm a lying sack of shit.

[–]DJ_Deathflea 14 points15 points ago

You almost had me.

[–]BatMark 8 points9 points ago

"Sounds plausible, I'll allow it." - Abraham Lincoln

[–]hellblaster5 1 point2 points ago

Because scorched earth strategy?

[–]andrewsmith1986 54 points55 points ago

He almost busted his ass.

[–]CamCamJenkins 30 points31 points ago

Not sure why this was downvoted. You see him stumbling as he tries to step over the small table.

[–]DurDurDoerz 29 points30 points ago

because andrewsmith1986....

[–]theodrixx 11 points12 points ago

It's karma envy.

[–]DurDurDoerz 6 points7 points ago

yep.

[–]zShwagg 0 points1 point ago

Well all thanks to you I can't unsee it

[–]Dickvechkin 0 points1 point ago

Phew! Wouldn't want him to crack it

[–]jimmyspitwad02 3 points4 points ago

This must be a sneak peek into 007: Skyfall

[–]Wareagleaaron 2 points3 points ago

It's just a regular game of monopoly

[–]oishiinigiri 2 points3 points ago

Is that grilled cheese he is eating? I really need some grilled cheese.

[–]Cablead 1 point2 points ago

And tomato soup for dipping.

[–]sweetdrjoe 0 points1 point ago

Didn't this happen in Denver last night?

[–]morrgh 1 point2 points ago

Some intense shit going on in Skyfall apparently. The hype is off the roof.

[–]joeker89 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure why but I laughed harder at this than I have at anything on reddit for a while

[–]Leadmeister 1 point2 points ago

Must have bought Bond Street cheekily

[–]Will_He_Is 0 points1 point ago

i love that man! Danny Craig, you mah boy!

[–]Nickhap 0 points1 point ago

i was waiting for someone to use this gif.

[–]Dem0n5 1 point2 points ago

If monopoly doesn't end with a storming out(board flip optional), you're doing something wrong.

[–]47h315m 0 points1 point ago

I feel soooo bad for that guy :( Even if its just played lol

[–]Martianmellow12 -1 points0 points ago

Ctrl+alt+delete! Ctrl+alt+delete!

[–]kdawgg96 1 point2 points ago

Daniel Craig just looks like an indifferent stoner in this gif.

[–]SeeVee 0 points1 point ago

The worst are the people that realize it but keep blustering to save face.

[–]IZ3820 1 point2 points ago

Daniel Craig needs to play Putin.

[–]Mrpornogoregrind 1 point2 points ago

Dexter?

[–]Simi566 1 point2 points ago

Pocket sand!

[–]KojaKuqit 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this scene.

[–]Jorru 0 points1 point ago

my brother does this o-o in the middle of every fucking game

[–]AmaroqOkami 1 point2 points ago

Or you could try not being a dick and say, "Oh shit, you're right. My bad."

It's super fucking easy, try it some time.

[–]jednx01 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this from?

[–]matthew_butcher 1 point2 points ago

Obligatory upvote because of Daniel Fucking Craig.....

[–]jewishreggae 1 point2 points ago

[–]jimmypopali 0 points1 point ago

This kills the board game.

[–]jp_lolo 0 points1 point ago

when you realize mid-argument that the joke is on you

[–]PSNDonutDude 0 points1 point ago

I have a serious mancrush on Daniel Craig... I watched this like 30 times and just stared at him through all 30. No homo, he's fucking Sexy.

[–]xTheOOBx 0 points1 point ago

I think he just did that because he realized he's playing Monopoly and there is no good reason to ever play Monopoly.

[–]Sucellos 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Daniele Craig eats shit at the end.

[–]yoshpet 0 points1 point ago

Well...that escalated quickly

[–]boringnamehere 1 point2 points ago

when you realize that the 11 you just rolled lands you on boardwalk with a hotel

[–]djb9492 0 points1 point ago

I've been on reddit for probably like an hour and a half and this is the first thing that made me actually lol

[–]Joke_Getter -3 points-2 points ago

You just summed up everything wrong with r/funny and reddit in general. Stop trying to construct these ridiculous situations to use a gif. If you have something funny to say, just say it. Here's a quick guide for crnerthling: you'll never have anything funny to say.

[–]Simi566 1 point2 points ago

Alright Joke_Getter, if you don't like reddit, why are you here?

[–]crnerthling[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for your input, friend! I will definitely consider it next time I make a post.

[–]alps25 -2 points-1 points ago

Okay, now I really want to know what movie this is from...

[–]SmurfRockRune 3 points4 points ago

SNL promo. Daniel Craig is hosting this weekend.

[–]alps25 0 points1 point ago

Ah. Thank you.

[–]seductive_monkey -2 points-1 points ago

This is what small and petty people do mid-sentence when they realize their argument is wrong.

[–]-Fiona- 0 points1 point ago

This really bothers me. If you realize that your argument is wrong, then you should man up and admit it.

[–]Dinersore 0 points1 point ago

The guy on the left is dressed like Dexter