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[–]purpleblazed 14 points15 points ago

who?

[–]SullivansTravels 29 points30 points ago

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790724/ best suspicious on-fucking-looker you'll ever see.

[–]bahaki 32 points33 points ago

That Alexander Rhodes movie with Tom Cruise.

[–]Zephyr_9 0 points1 point ago

Direct link for the lazy

[–]Canucklehead99 1 point2 points ago

HOLY SHIT, he made it to the top of that list. LOL. He was 5th last time I seen.

[–]OsamaBinJacob 8 points9 points ago

He doesn't just introduce himself to people, he suspiciously looks at them until they react.

[–]Grass_Starters_FTW 3 points4 points ago

People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[–]Arrel 2 points3 points ago

I hear he already dropped out of school in preparation for his huge success.

[–]madlordofestnoth 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if his cat Huckle talks to him in Spanish...?

[–]magicsta 0 points1 point ago

His voice... I hear that shit.

[–]ididntwritethat 0 points1 point ago

...on reddit

[–]Mr-Balisong 1 point2 points ago

Thought that text was from a little fast city boy

[–]enneads169 0 points1 point ago

"You've probably never heard of me."

[–]frostbyrne 1 point2 points ago

I hope that when Jack Reacher comes out everyone in the theater claps and cheers as Alexander looks suspiciously. I just picture all of the people out of the loop acting all confused.

[–]Kalean 0 points1 point ago

Legitimately disappointed Rhodes hasn't commented on this.

[–]iamtheliquor86 0 points1 point ago

i have no idea.... that imdb link just says suspicious onlooker... which i have been hearing about recently....but have no idea....... please just explain this to me

[–]DMUSER 3 points4 points ago

He posted his imdb page on reddit for some reason. IMDB ranks actors by page views, and the number of views his page got put him in the top billing for the movie Jack Reacher.

Then Reddit decided to get him to the top of the IMDB listings for all actors. I think I saw him in 4th at the peak of the crusade.

[–]iamtheliquor86 1 point2 points ago

ah, thx. that clears it up for me

[–]Canucklehead99 1 point2 points ago

He's 1st now...lol.

[–]CertifiedStudMuffin -4 points-3 points ago

Works 50% of the time, All the time.

[–]whoopycush 10 points11 points ago

Butchered.....

[–]DoctorOfPepper 3 points4 points ago

60% of the time, people get this phrase right, everytime

[–]ANBU_Spectre 0 points1 point ago

CertifiedStudMuffin's mistake stings the nostrils.

[–]jakemyers7 -5 points-4 points ago

is he that actor guy?